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Me: I'M BACK WITH EPICNESS!
"I'M BACK IN LOVE."
Me: And Medea ISN'T HERE! HA!
"Don't be jealous of here! She's a Justin Bieber Hater y'know!"
Me: Can't trust them all! ANYWAY ONTO THE BLOOPERS!
"You guys can clearly see that she's jealous of my epic relationship...right?"
Me: SHUT UP!
"I feel back at home."
Me: WHY U STEAL MY LINES?! So do any of you guys watch Beyblade: Shogun Steel?! If you do shoutout your favorite character! SAKYO KURAYAMI!
"GINGA HIGANE!"
Me:...You're lucky that he DID made a REAL APPRENTICE in the show. ONTO THE BLOOPERS!
Season 3 Episode 19- Right Place, Wrong FOOLS
Jay: OMIGISH GUYS JB CONCERT'S COMING UP!
Sensei: HIDE YOUR KIDS! HIDE YOUR WIFE!
Cole: I remember that video, I HATED IT.
Sensei: Because that was Jay in a ski mask.
Zane: Well OF COURSE IT WAS! WHO WILL REPLACE OUR FAVORITE PERV?!
Sensei: SHUT UP! *Slaps Zane"
Lloyd: GUYS ARE WE GOING TO TRAIN OR WHAT?!
Kai: Is this coming from the guy playing with Rainbow Dash Plushie?
Sensei: *Hisses* AH! MY WEAKNESS! BRONY GERMS!
Lloyd: Oh well!
Kai: Aren't you too OLD to be a brony?!
Lloyd: *Gasp* NEVER! *Hugs plushie*
Nya: GUYS! THE SERPENTINE ARE IN OURO...
Zane: The Lost City of Ouroboarus?
Jay: You are 'SO' smart Zane! But you need to know not to get your tubes in a twist unless it's you and me in Sensei's bedroom.
Sensei: YOU FOOL! WE NEED A HYPNOTIST OR SOMETHING TO GET THIS DUDE OUT OF PERV MODE!
Cole: Well Sensei, he WAS born in a family of perverts...
Sensei: NO WAY! *Slaps Cole*
Nya: BUT THE SERPENTINE ARE...
Sensei: NYA YOU SLUT WHY ARE YOU INTERRUPTING THE MANLINESS?!
Garmadon: HA! Those Ninjas are FOOLS!
Sensei: ONLY I CALL THE FOOLS! NINJA ASSEMBLE!
Cole: COLE THE GREAT!
Sensei: LIES! COLE THE EMO!
Kai: KAI THE FIRE!
Sensei: LIES! KAI THE FATTY!
Jay: JAY THE PEACEMAKER!
Sensei: Don't you DARE lie to yourself! JAY THE PERVERT!
Zane: ZANE THE NINJA OF ICE!
Sensei: Ugh! People got memorize their lines! ZANE THE KNOW-IT-ALL!
Garmadon: You guys really came? Wow. MEGA WEAPON! I COMMAND YOU TO...
Lloyd: SIKE! *Freezes Mega Weapon*
Garmadon: OH HE- LLOYD?! IS THAT YOU?!
Lloyd: Yep. I grew BIGGER from the last time you saw me pops!
Cole: *Whispering to Zane* This is embarrassing.
Zane: *Whispers back* I KNOW!
Garmadon: AH! SERPENTINE! GO GET DEM NINJA!
Serpentine: OK!
Garmadon: GOOD! *Runs into some building in the city and slams ice off of Mega Weapon* AM I ON DRUGS OR DID THOSE NINJA PUT HORMONES IN MY SONS FOOD?! THEY'LL PAY! MEGA WEAPON! I WISH FOR A TIME PARADOX LIKE IN THE TOTALLY SPIES EPISODE! *Mega Weapon glows and Garmadon jumps in*
Cole: Those serpentine were really easy to handle for some reason!
Jay: *Zips up Ninja suit* Yeah! I wonder why...
Kai: OH MEH GUSH! GARMY'S ESCAPED TO SOME PLACE OUT OF THIS WORLD!
Nya: The city's getting covered with sand! He's going BACK IN TIME!
Ninja: GASP!
Lloyd: I can't feel my Rainbow Dash Plushie! THE WORLD MAY END!
Sensei: *Pushes Ninja through vortex* YOU BETTA SAVE THIS FUTURE OR ELSE YOU WILL HAVE NO FUTURE! GET ME?!
Jay: Oh these rice plants feel so... pleasing and relaxing!
Zane: JAY SHUT UP!
Cole: ZANE SHUT UP!
Kai: ALL OF YOU SHUT UP! We're back at my old chili shop!
Jay: Isn't that the one which was visited by Justin Bieber and it literally got bankrupted and infested by my squatters?
Kai: No, wait... THAT WAS YOU MAKING THOSE WEIRD RAT NOISES IN THE CLOSET?! THAT'S WERE I PUT JUSTIN BIEBER'S UNCONSCIOUS BODY!
Cole: I thought Justin Bieber was vanished into Oblivion!
Zane; he must of had fans one of them must of looked just like him. Like that guy from that gay show we were on.
Jay; The one when we danced to some remix of that Mrs. Potato Head song?
Cole: You mean Nicki Miniaj? Then yes!
Kai: ANYWAY! This is the day Sensei came to recruit me as a Ninja!
Cole: That's when he realized his biggest mistake.
Kai: SHUT UP AND BE SNEAKEAH!
Sensei: I don't want your rabid chili! I came here for YOU!
Nya: Are you a stalker?
Sensei: OF COURSE NOT! I knew your father and he was a nice man.
Kai: I know too bad he's gone. Anyway why do you want me?
Sensei: So you can become a Ninja.
Nya and Kai: A NINJA?!
Sensei: YES ARE YOU DEAF?!
Nya: No! I didn't know Kai would be useful and save lives!
Kai: Hey I'm useful!
Nya: Oh yeah? Who lied to you?
Sensei: Are you going to come or what?
Kai: NO! Until Nya takes back what she said!
Nya: TOO BAD THAT WILL NEVER HAPPEN!
Sensei: I'll come back another time. *Leaves store* What a bunch of- *Gets taken by Ninja*
Kai: SENSEI! WHAZ UP IN DA HEZZLE?!
Sensei: OH MY GOSH KAI YOUR A BLACK HOLE! COLE YOU'RE EMO, well everyone knew that.
Cole: HEY! MY FAVORITE COLOR IS ORANGE!
Sensei: Yeah, OK Cole, OK. ZANE YOU LOOK LIKE A KNOW-IT-ALL!
Zane: I AM!
Sensei: Don't you DARE lie to yourself. JAY! YOU'RE MORE PERVERTED THAN BEFORE!
Cole: He caught Bieber Fever once.
Sensei: GASP! Why are all of you FOOLS here?
Jay: In the future Garmadon gets the Mega Weapon and he came back in time so he could stop us from becoming Ninja!
Sensei: Well, you FOOLS better come up with something or else you're screwed.
Kai: You gotta convince me to become a Ninja!
Sensei: FINE! Don't get your hormones in a twist! *Walks backs to store but sees Samukai's attack*
Jay: UGH! I wanna fight too!
Zane: YOU DON'T WANNA FIGHT YOU WANNA RAPE!
Jay: Thanks for being a Know-It-All Zane. You are SO HELPFUL TO ME!
Cole: Hey, they're four skeleton soldiers behind us!
Kai: Man compared to the serpentine, these guys were harmless! Jay! Do your thing!
Jay: YES! *Jumps all four skeletons*
Nya: *Starts shooting with a shotgun* Need help?
Kai: I TOLD YOU TO STAY INSIDE!
Nya: OH WELL! If you die at least I'm recording on killcam if you die.
Samukai: GRAB THE BRAT! *Tries to grab Nya but fails*
Future Kai: HEY! THAT WASN'T SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN!
Samukai: YOU GUYS SUCK! NOW GARMADON ISN'T GOING TO GET MARRIED! *Drives away*
Past Kai: Hey old man!
Sensei: I'M NOT OLD! I'm just 232,897,276,097.07645892 years old!
Past Kai: Thanks for saving us! Anyway, back to chili!
Sensei: *Sees future Kai* WAIT YOU!
Past Kai: What?!
Sensei: YOU BETTA TRAIN WITH ME BOY BEFORE YOU TURN INTO A PRINCESS PEACH! You used utensils while your sister used a shotgun. She was boss while you look wretched!
Past Kai: FINE I'LL GO TO SHOW THIS SLUT I'M THE BOSS!
Future Kai: *Looks at his friends angry glares* Heh...heh...well you see...
Jay: You better watch when you sleep tonight.
Sensei Wu: Alright FOOL. SLUT. START TRAINING ALREADY OR ELSE THEY'LL BE PERVS!
Past Kai : HA! Good one. You have to be crazy since You're Old and crazy Plus crusty.
Sensei Wu: You say OLD when I look SEXAHER THAN YOU?!
Past Kai: LIES!
Sensei: No wonder your sister has more guts than you.
Cole: Oh my gosh Kai you were such a wreck!
Future Kai: The only reason I became a ninja is because I wanted to save Nya and be useful!
Zane: ...DO YOU LOOK USEFUL?!
Jay: My Perv Senses are tingling! What if we kidnap Nya so he can lose the fat and become a ninja?
Future Kai: THAT'S JEENUS!
Zane: GENIUS! G-E-N-I-U-S! GET. IT. RIGHT!
Cole: But how are we going to kidnap this slut? After all, you ARE going to protect her so WE won't capture her.
Future Kai: I'll distract myself! This means you guys have enough time in the world!
Cole: True that! With all that fat on you, you might as well become a planet with your OWN gravity!
Future Kai: OH SHUT UP!
Zane: Alright guys, let's put on our totally legit skeleton masks OK?!
Cole: No way. We made these things out of sharpie and paper! Are you trying to lose brain cells?
Zane: Nope.
Cole: How come?
Zane: Because I are NiNdRiOd!
Jay: More like Ninrod...
Cole: ANYWAY WE GOTTA KIDNAP NYA SO LET'S DO THIS!
Jay: PUT ON YOU MASK GUYS!
Zane:...FINE! *Puts on Lyndor Mask*
Cole: You're lucky that we're doing something important. *Puts on Volorn mask*
Jay: NYA I'M COMING TO...uh...SAVE YOU FROM THE FORCES OF EVIL! *Puts on Tributon mask*
Past Kai: ~Brushing in the bathroom, spitting in the bathroom...~
Future Kai: WAZZUP?!
Past Kai: AH! PERVERT IN THE BATHROOM!
Sensei: (From his room) *yells* I TOLD YOU!
Future Kai: What do you mean by PERVERT?! I'M YOU!
Past Kai: I'M NOT THAT FAT!
Future Kai: DAD WAS FAT Y'KNOW!
Past Kai: But never THAT fat!
Future Kai: Anyway you're in TROUBLE!
Past Kai: I am?
Future Kai: There's something going around called Bieber Fever and it's really contagious!
Past Kai: Really?
Future Kai: YEAH REALLY! IT TURNS ITS VICTIMS INTO BIEBER-LOVING PERVERTS!
Past Kai: GEEPERS!
Future Kai: AND YOU'RE GOING TO BE ONE OF THEM IN THE FUTURE!
Past Kai: NO WAY!
Future Kai: OH YES FLABBING WAY! SO TAKE THIS OLD GUY SERIOUSLY OK?!
Past Kai: How do you know this?!
Future Kai: Because Kai, I AM your father's long lost twin, son, ...grab'n'parent... early ancestor.
Past Kai: YEAH RIGHT! I'm not stupid!
Nya: *Yells* HELP!
Past Kai: Is that Nya?!
Future Kai: No! It's imagination! This is Phase 1 of Bieber Fever!
Past Kai: WHAT'S THE NEXT PHASE?!
Future Kai: Getting knocked unconscious!
Past Kai: What?
Future Kai: *Breaks through bathroom wall and crushes past self* OOPS! Hopefully I didn't kill myself by doing that...
Nya: MY BIG BRO IS GOING TO SAVE ME Y'KNOW!
Jay: Ugh! You sound like Eight Unabara!
Cole: We gotta...
Zane: Those are our past selves!
Jay: Aw look at me humping the ceiling! YEAH BOYZ!
Past Jay: THOSE ARE THOSE SKELETON DUDES! THEY SAW ME DOING MY HOBBY!
Past Zane: GET UP YOU IDIOT AND START FIGHTING THE WALKING BONES!
Past Cole: You guys are so slow but they have something in that bag of theirs so we better act quickly!
Future Cole: Oh no. We have to fight but we can't reveal ourselves!
Future Zane: But if we reveal ourselves this may cause a...
Future Jay: *Kicks his past self in the face* TIME PARADOX!
Future Zane: *Rips the little panels of the ceiling and throws them at his past self* TAKE THIS~
Past Zane: SHOOT! JAY HOBBIED THESE PANELS!
Future Zane: Oh...Gosh *Throws up on Past Zane*
Past Zane: THE ACID! IT BURNS!
Future Kai: *Runs on the ceiling and takes the bag* AH MAKENYA MA LISE ADA! *Hits a tree* MOTHAFLABBER!
Past Cole: DON'T LET THEM ESCAPE WITH THE BAG!
Future Cole: *Punches his past self* HA! YOU STAND NO CHANCE AGAINST ME!
Past Jay: I'LL DESTROY YOU LIKE I DID TO MY PILLOW!
Future Jay: I'LL DESTROY YOU LIKE I DID TO MY MOTHER!
Past Jay: WHAT?! *Falls off the roof*
Future Jay: LET'S GO PEEPS!
In The Future...
Sensei: These people are FOOLS! This picture keeps on going back and forth! They better not have any time paradoxes like the last episode of Xialon Showdown!
Lloyd: Is that why I keep on disappearing?
Sensei: GET YOU BACTERIA INFECTED, SPIT FILLED, KISSED STAINED RAINBOW DASH PLUSHIE AWAY FROM THE SEXY OF ALL WHO SEXY!
Lloyd: But I love her but I like Fluttershy better!
Sensei: OH WELL! DEAL WITH YOUR MID-LIFE CRISIS ALONE!
Back In The Past...
Knuckle: OH MAN GARMADON IS GOING TO BE PISSED! *Bag falls into his lap* DAFLAB!
Cruncha: OH LET ME SEE WHAT'S IN IT! *Peeks in*
Nya: *Struggling to break free* NHHHHHHH HMMMMMM NE RUMMMMMMMMMM!
Cruncha: *Closes the bag* MASTER SAMUKAI! WE GOT THE GIRL!
Past Kai: Nya is... gone...
Sensei: Don't worry Kai. We'll get your sister back.
Past Kai: I'M NOT WORRIED ABOUT HER! I HAVE BIEBER FEVER!
Sensei:ಠ_ಠANYWAY I WANT YOU TO MEET YOUR TEAM OF FOOLS.
Future Cole: Well that settles it! Now we gotta make sure everything that happened, happens!
Future Garmadon: FINALLY I AM BACK IN THIS PLACE THAT IS NOT EVEN DARKER THAN THE BLACK NINJA'S PERSONALITY!
Past Garmadon: WHAT THE-
Future Garmadon: YES! I AM YOU! FROM THE FUTURE! WE SUCCEEDED AT GETTING THE FOUR GOLDEN WEAPONS AND CREATING THE MCGEE WEEPON!
Past Garmadon: This is...GARMY!
Past and Future Garmadon: YEAH BOYZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ!
Future Jay: Watching us sleep is good practice, all of you guys are deep sleepers therefore I can strike before you even notice me! *Laughs like a maniac*
Future Cole: *Whispers to Future Zane* Remind me to install those alarm sensors by my bed when we get back home.
Future Kai: This is the part when LG disguises as Nya to lure me to get the fire sword or whatever it was called!
Future Zane: But how are we going to catch up...
Future Jay: HELLO! PERVERT AND STALKER AT YOUR SERVICE!
Future Kai: JAY! YOU'RE ACTUALLY USEFUL FOR ONCE!
Future Kai: Finally we made it to the Temple of Fire or whatever it's called.
Future Garmadon: YA BETTA GIVE MEH YO FIYAH SWAD!
Future Jay: GEEPERS IT'S GARMADON!
Future Cole: BUT FROM THE FUTURE!
Future Zane: I don't know why you're making a big deal out of this it's just Garmadon from the future nothing more, nothing less.
Future Jay, Cole, and Kai: SHUT UP
Future Zane: YOU GUYS ARE SO MEAN TO ME! *Cries* Future Kai: I'll save the day! *Jumps into action*
Future Cole: We're screwed.
Future Jay: Well we better help or else that would be a fact.
Past Kai: I won't be defeated by you NOR BIEBER FEVER!
Future Kai: Yeah that's the spirit past me! *Rolls over Garmy*
Future Garmadon: I SHOULD AND WILL POP YOU!
Future Kai: NO!
?: EARTH!
?: LIGHTNING
?: SHOOT! It is my turn! ICE!
Future Kai: You guys came to save me!
Future Jay: SHUT UP AND SAY YOUR ELEMENT OR ELSE YOU'LL SEE YOU AND ME IN ...
Future Kai: FIRE!
Future Garmadon: NO! WHAT'S GOING ON?!
Future Jay: IT'S OVAR 9000! *Mega Weapon goes into space and explodes*
Future Zane: Kai touch your past self!
Both Kai's: OK! Future
Jay: Oh yeah we have a TIME PARADOX!
Cole: Did we win?
Jay: AM I STILL A PERV?!
Zane: More importantly where's Lloyd?
Kai: Well he's dead. We tried!
Jay: True that.
Cole: Let's play some video games!
Ninja: YAY!
Lloyd: Sorry I'm late guys. I was tucking my Rainbow Dash Plushie in.
Zane: Oh, NOW YOU WANNA COME.
Lloyd: What do you mean?! *Cuts some random watermelon for everyone but Jay*
Jay: You don't remember?
Lloyd: *Cuts his watermelon into a dragon* Nope.
Kai: FRUIT NINJA!
Jay: NO KAI! LAST TIME ON BEYBLADE...
Lloyd: There was a redhead massacre, he just couldn't use the entrance.
Jay: SO NOT TRUE SO NOT TRUE!
Everyone but Jay: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
Jay: I'LL RAPE ALL OF YOU!
The End!
"Please don't tell me your going to kill us for not uploading a chapter in three months BUT you can hug us because we now have a laptop AND A GALAXY S4 which means NO MORE SLOW PC!"
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"As a Christmas gift to ALL of you she will upload Losing Something 2 at 3 AM on Christmas morning? Why? Because FanFiction runs on Pacific Time therefore 3 hours behind Eastern Standard Time."
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"We weren't kidding about the laptop and Galaxy S4 though!"
Me: Steve is ACTUALLY NOT LYING AND IS RIGHT FOR ONCE! I got the Galaxy S4 on Friday the 13th (Not lying...) and it's ACTUALLY USEFUL! I HIGHLY recommend it! You can type your FF chapter there post them and all of that!
"Plus, OVAR 100,000 WORDS IN THIS STORY! CELEBRATE GOOD TIMES C'MON~"
Me: The funny part is that this story has OVAR 13,000 views like Losing Something but as 400 more views than Losing Something. You guys miss this story and I enjoyed typing this chapter!
"AND THERE'S MORE TO COME! BYE!"
Me: SEE YA!
Who's your favorite Beyblade character? (If you watch the show) SAKYO IS BOSS! RYUGA IS BOSS! TSUBASA IS BOSS! YU TENDO IS BOSS! TERU IS COOL! DASHAN IS COOL! THE RUSSIAN TEAM IS COOL! KYOYA'S COOL! BEKEI IS A HERB! Metal Masters episode 19 Much? XD
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