Well, hey. Welcome to The Page. See that? Giving this thing a title makes it dramatic. Moving on:

Once Upon a Time, there was a dude named Steve Martin and he inspired me to write some funny stories. The End.

Rules of My Page:

1.I NEVER WRITE TRAGEDY! It's too effing depressing, so if you like it, beat it.

2.I WRITE COMEDY! Let's face it, it's the best genre there is (besides Horror). Everything is pretty much sillyfics.

3.I WRITE OCs AND NON-OC STORIES! It's fun to add a character once in a while. But kick-ass ones, I hate Mary-Sues.

4.I LOVE ICE CREAM. Most of my stories will include it in mostly every chapter.

5.I LOVE THE GOOFY MOVIE. Yessss, dorky, but so awesome. It even includes the Disney version Michael Jackson. Plus, I love Principal Mazer, and he'll be in every story. Maybe the Get Smart scene on the plane, too. Depends on the story.

5.5.I INCLUDE CHARACTERS THAT ARE USUALLY NOT AFFILIATED WITH MY STORIES. Surprise is the spice of a good story. See if you can catch my mismatch characters and references!

STORIES ARE FOR THE HELL OF IT. I love writing stories and stuff, and I have way to much inspiration for everything (and I have weird dreams). So yes, my stories are for fun. Enjoy them!

7.WEIRD SETTINGS. When I first enlisted here on FanFiction, I didn't realize how messed up the settings were; my Profile said I lived in Norway. Now, Norway is one of my favorite countries (the Norwegian Army's rendition of Harlem Shake confirmed that for me), but I have corrected that: I am a US citizen. Just making that clear. Sorry for the inconvenience. Can I do that? Spell inconvenience with an 'M'? Well, too bad, I'm doing it anyway.

Sincerely,

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