Reviews for Dear Wanker
Irina Hunter chapter 6 . 1/10/2016
Who's Twinkies?
Quack-chan chapter 20 . 6/9/2015
Dear Iggy-sensei,

I think you are pretty awesome! I have a t-shirt of you to prove it~! Well anyways, I'm writing this because I think you should be reminded of how awesome you are! You would make an awesome sensei.

Sincerly,
Quack-chan.

P.S: I am not American. I'm Canadian~! (Who?)
(And I am not going to fangirl over you. I see you as a Sensei!)

( ・ω・)つ
Sicily chapter 19 . 7/15/2013
Dear Mr. England,

please don't be offended by any of my younger brother's letters, he just has serious anger problems, he doesn't mean to be mean & spiteful...

Ciao,
Luciana Vargas (Sicily)

P.S: I think I've heard of Avon Lady, but I cant remember from where I heard it, I'll inform you if I remember! )
Idk-but-space-though chapter 17 . 7/13/2013
Dear Mr. England,

Why do you scare my brothers so much? you don't seem so bad!

Ciao,
Luciana Vargas (Sicily)
Guest chapter 17 . 7/13/2013
Dear Iggy,

Hi! First of all, I should probably let you know that I'm a proud AMERICAN, that I will always be a proud AMERICAN and that I find the fact that you, the most powerful empire at the time, lost to a bunch of colonists quite amusing. Maybe it was the fact that your men walked in a single file line through a forest wearing bright red coats. I dunno, I'm sure your military expertise is VASTLY superior than mine so you must have had SOME reason for doing something so stupid. There was something else I wanted to say... oh yeah! VIVA AMERICA!

There, now I've gotten my patriotism out of the way. What I really wanted to say was that I really love and respect your culture. Especially your books! Ohhhh, you books! Jane Austin, J. K. Rowling, C. S. Lewis- they were my childhood! And as for your cooking, I tried a scone once and it wasn't that bad. A little on the petrified couch stuffing side but yeah, not bad at all. And just for the record, I hate hamburgers. XP

With love,
A Bloody Latina Wanker

P.S. I actually have a bigger bone to pick with Spain than with you. Ugh, he was a monster in his Conquistador days! At least you had the decency to steal a lot of the gold he got from the Americas. XD
20 Percent Awesomer chapter 7 . 7/13/2013
What, England... You ... What ... Usuk... or ... not -.-
20 Percent Awesomer chapter 6 . 7/13/2013
Ugh America you SO stupid... England is going to hate whatever the hell you give him, cause he just mean like that...
20 Percent Awesomer chapter 2 . 7/13/2013
Wow that hurts... bastard...
Applepie2424 chapter 14 . 5/29/2013
Dear Iggy (yes, I had to say that),

Good god... You are too adorable! Your anger here... I'm just going to die!
I do know how the big eyebrows thing goes... We share many traits, my friend.
It's also hilarious how you're such a grammar nag and make such mistakes that you would notice!

Love, your female counterpart.
Guest chapter 16 . 3/20/2013
LAWLS XD
Florida chapter 8 . 3/18/2013
Dear uncle England,

Hiya Iggy! What's up? you're starting to sound like step-dad Lovino... DAMMIT! I called him my step-dad! Why can't my dads just let me exile him from my life?! He's a FUCKING IDIOT! I do not get what papa Spain sees in him, do you? Anyway, did you get the cookies I sent you? Dad said you did but... he's kind of a liar. He said I would just LOVE Lovino but... he's FUCKING RETARDED! So, I'll see you later.

Best regards,
Tori (or Victoria 'cause you ALWAYS call me that)

P.S: Do you like Poland? 'cause France took me on a tour of the world meeting room & said you two did it on one of the seats... just curious.
Kiku-Goldenflower chapter 16 . 3/17/2013
Haha a good series of laughs, I do like how you word it so you can "hear" the diferent countries speaking.
Sleeping Kangaroo chapter 16 . 3/15/2013
XD Of course Romano owns a turtle. "Turtles, too, admire me as their leader" Though that was Spain, my point still stands! :D
Sleeping Kangaroo chapter 14 . 3/15/2013
Ah, England. I'd eat your cooking! :D
I love France and England, they're so silly with all their fighting
Vanne-Nessa chapter 14 . 3/15/2013
lol I couldn't stop laughing! Tell me Artie what did the letter to the aunt say?
Aww, Artie. Don't worry about your eyebrows. They are one of your best features!
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