Characterization was spot on, the scenario was beyond perfect, and I especially love the thoughts that are running throughout Al's head. It's truly a nice piece about a cop trying to do his job while some hooligan tries to get himself scot free by not actually trying at all-if you don't count Feli, that is. Also, really? As if he could pass off for a woman, hahahah!

Great job and I hope you have a wonderful day!

FELI YOU NAUGHTY...

omg felicano flashing alfed BWHAAHAAHA

I love the sarcastic feel to this, and how it's pretty much just saying 'Alred is the greatest, these two are weirdos' the whole time. It's hilarious.

Oh, Feli... always able to make me smile with his eccentricities. XD Really great!

oh my asdfghjkl;' That was brilliant! favs and subscribes

Quite true, this HAD to be written. I liked the whole conversation. Actually, I liked everything. Feli crying over nothing, Romano being a b**terd, and Alfred being his cool self. But nothing compared to this:

"Zip up your fly. Do you have boobs? No, you don't. You have absolutely no cleavage to flash at this good officer. No."

It was just so WRONG and so RIGHT at the same time. I lol'ed for a great amount of time at that one.

Hilarious! I loved it! XD

Love it! Nothing is funnier than Italian twins! Though, I'm Germancest ship, Italians still snatched the second place! The fic is wickedly funny! Keep up the great work!

Lol!

So awesome it would make Prussia jeilous!

Hahahahahahahahaha, this was hilarious! EveryTHING Feli said and his panicking and his seduction! And of course Romano was his typical lovable self. XD

Over 9000 for Alfred indeed. And for you too, for writing this.

-LMAO-

Over 9000? There's no way that can be right! xD

Awesome story. :D HUZZAH!

Ahh, this was great! I laughed so hard. 3 Feli's panicking was adorable, and I completely cracked up when he tried to seduce Alfred - it reminded me of what a friend of mine tried to do once when he got pulled over by a female cop. Let's just say it didn't end well and a ticket wasn't the ONLY thing that went on his record that night. XD;

For someone who hasn't been pulled over, you wrote this pretty accurately. I've been pulled over twice now - both for completely BS charges, but who doesn't say that when they get pulled over, right? - and I think the only thing you didn't get is that instead of taking the driver's keys, the cop writes down their license plate number so they can track them down in case they do drive off, and when they give them the ticket back they have to make the driver step out of the car and sign the bottom of it before they can go home. At least, that's how it's been for me. For all I know there may be different regulations in other states. XD;

Congrats at not being pulled over! You must be a really careful driver except for the stop sign thing. XD; Either that or you drive a really inconspicuous car. One of the cops that pulled me over said the only reason he did so was because I was a teenage girl driving a red car, which was apparently a "red flag" out here. Man, I wish there were officers like Alfred around - maybe then people wouldn't dislike cops so much, unless, of course, they're Italian and completely bungle getting off with a warning. XD

...and wow that review was completely tl;dr, sorry about that!

Haha, do I see a DBZ reference there~?

Nice job. :D Romano...just...seriously cracked me up, especially at

"Zip up your fly. Do you have boobs? No, you don't. You have absolutely no cleavage to flash at this good officer. No." He shot his hand out and grabbed his brother's hand before he could take his pants off.

That was just golden. _