StupidPoopTurtlehide bio
 Author has written 6 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers. i swear to god im cringing so hard from even trying to read some of my fuckgin fics honestly im surprised i havent received a flame yet christ on a bike-- Anyways, I'm not gonna post here anymore. (Probably.) I'm not even into Hetalia anymore, so??? If any of you actually wanted me to update any of my fics, I'm sorry to say this, but I don't write anymore. (Well, I do, just not Hetalia fics. Lmao.) I'm not going to take my fics down because they're up for archive purposes, if that makes sense. I'm more active on my Tumblr, so that's that. I mean, if you wanna talk to me you could still PM me because I get email notifications if someone PMs me here, but I don't know why you would want to because I'm just some random person on the internet. (And from all the fics I wrote, I know I left the impression that I'm some 11 year old otaku/weeaboo or whatever that says 'XDDDD' all the damn fuckin time.) I also lurk around here sometimes, I dunno. I don't really read fics on FFnet that much anymore, but I do sign into my account sometimes for profile updates or some shit lmao I'd also like to apologize to all of the people if I left a review on one of your fics. Y'all don't deserve the cringy comments I gave. I certainly don't remember what exactly I said and I don't want to. I'm just dying internally from the thought. I'm sure they were terrible, though. I promise you... I have become a less cringy person... maybe. (i mean i shitpost a lot but whatever im piece of trash so what do you expect) BUT!!! Speaking of which, if you sent a review to any of my fics recently, I'd like to say thank you for bothering to comment on them, even though they're all pretty shitty. And secondly, I don't even know how you found any of my fics since they're so old??? And shitty??? Just... how. But whatever, as long if you got a kick out of reading the shittiness, then at least I didn't waste your time. Welp, that's all I have to say. Avatar credit goes to ikimaru from Tumblr. (Bolding that for emphasis.) on an additional note sorry for grammar inconsistencies on this profile i don't really type in proper grammar anymore unless i'm writing a story or some shit like that \_(ツ)_/ |
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Bonds by chibi-unicorn-girl reviews
Norway, England and Romania have been sent to Hogwarts to learn to control their magic. How will the story be re-written? When Voldemort gets wind of three boys who can use old, dark, rare magic? But more importantly how will their first year be?
Crossover - Hetalia - Axis Powers & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 52,199 - Reviews: 773 - Favs: 675 - Follows: 841 - Updated: 12/30/2017 - Published: 7/1/2013 - England/Britain, Norway, Romania
The Fandom by BFTLandMWandSEK reviews
So let me get this straight: there is some universe out there where Hetalia is real. Said universe is in trouble and the heroes who have to save it are a rabid fangirl and a homophobic jerk. Yeah, we're screwed. -A satire look on the Hetalia fandom- COMPLETED
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 208,836 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 6/12/2015 - Published: 11/29/2013 - Liechtenstein, Spain, Seychelles, OC - Complete
A Norwegian History by Adelheidi reviews
As the glacial ice from the last ice age melted away the lands further north became habitable for plant, animal and human life. This is the story of Norway from the very beginning and until modern time. Through times of peace, war, famine, plague and unions, all of the thing a country will experience over time.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 171,510 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 3/21/2015 - Published: 3/5/2013 - Norway, Denmark
Storm by teamLNMM reviews
Though Latvia is still recovering from his past within the USSR, he still has great fear. Not for himself, but for someone else. He fears a dark memory from his past will, at any time, seize the person he holds so dear. He will either become consumed by his paranoia or overcome it in the end. He can, only if he allows Iceland to hear his heart. -Sequel of "Getting to Know You"-
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 34,454 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/26/2015 - Published: 11/27/2012 - Iceland, Latvia
HetaOni: Nordic-Baltic Eight by Author Espanya reviews
America has invited the Nordic-Baltic Eight (plus two) to explore the mansion. Different set of players? No matter. The mansion will still break them, regardless. That is, unless they can escape... Rated T for some violence and quite possibly Sealand's sailor mouth.
Crossover - Hetalia - Axis Powers & Ao Oni - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 48 - Words: 72,169 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 1/25/2015 - Published: 12/15/2013
The Deleted Scenes of Frugal Money Schemes by Lurking Pheonix reviews
The scenes in this side fic was considered controversial, it distracts too much from the original scheme, or for other numerous reasons by me. It is here for those who are curious about the original scenes that didn't make it into the final version. It is recomended to read the original fic, Frugal Money Schemes, to understand what's happening.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,967 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 11/7/2014 - Published: 11/21/2013 - England/Britain, Turkey, Belarus
Frugal Money Schemes by Lurking Pheonix reviews
You think your mother's extreme couponing is crazy? Think again! The countries have absurd (and hilarious) money making schemes when they're short on cash. They'll even go to extreme measures to do it. The golden rule of this story: If possible, don't spend money to make money. Ch 32-34: It's up to mall cops Romano and Germany to stop country shoplifters in a mall.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 83,933 - Reviews: 268 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 11/3/2014 - Published: 3/22/2013 - S. Italy/Romano, Prussia
Kill Them All by Cookie the Platypus reviews
This is black and white. Two unique sides of the same mirror. One side—and only one—will escape. So here's what you need to ask yourself: Which one? Hetalia vs. Reader vs. 2P!Hetalia. WARNINGS: Character deaths, no pairings.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 52,895 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 8/13/2014 - Published: 9/27/2012 - Liechtenstein, Parallel Nations
Responsibility is Very Overrated by LemonYellowCoat reviews
'..."I. Wanted. To…" Allen paused, not noticing Luciano wrinkling his nose at the very strong smell of alcohol. "Say hello. And maybe fuck." The last part kinda slipped out, but whatever.' 2p!AmeIta OneShot
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,184 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/12/2014 - [Parallel America, N. Italy] Parallel Nations - Complete
Eurovision Losers' Club by addledwalrus reviews
The story of the 'We Have Yet To Win Eurovision Club'. Written in preparation for the upcoming contest. Mostly crack.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,423 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/22/2014 - Finland, Iceland - Complete
You don't need a license to drive a hero sandwich! by Cookie the Platypus reviews
It's the Spongebob Movie, Hetalia style! Seriously, that's it. An alternate retelling of the Spongebob movie. Be ready for random crack, crossdressing, quotes from awesome movies, pointless breaking of the fourth wall, and MUCH MORE!
Crossover - SpongeBob SquarePants & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 28,489 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 4/16/2014 - Published: 9/27/2012 - N. Italy, America
2p HetaOni: Steve's Nightmare by RoxyT reviews
Or should I say 2p! Heta- oh sh*t! We all knew Steve had this coming, but you just can't help but feel a bit sorry for the monster… Oh! That looked painful... XP
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 16 - Words: 18,808 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 3/31/2014 - Published: 7/11/2013 - N. Italy
The Hollow Crown by CopperKitsune reviews
3 chosen sages-Lukas,Arthur and Vladimir, are chosen by Mordes, the God of Death, to find and seal the the great demon Inazaru from taking over the worlds and corrupting the dimensions. Accompanied by familiars, they set out to save the worlds, or die protecting them.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 24,909 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/18/2014 - Published: 3/19/2013 - England/Britain, Norway, Romania
Rings, Rejection, and an Unintentional Fiancé by Anonymous Dream Echo reviews
When Belarus wakes up from a nasty fall she doesn't remember being angrily rejected by Russia, or anything else for that matter. She does however come to the conclusion Lithuania is her fiancé. How can the Lithuanian get himself out of this mess? Does he even want to? How long until it blows up in his face? LietBel
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 43,946 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 2/17/2014 - Published: 8/2/2012 - Lithuania, Belarus - Complete
You Can't do That by SeraSearaSpin reviews
Russia visits Switzerland, and the Baltics have to come. Switzerland isn't too happy about this, and escorts them out as soon as possibly, trying to protect Liechtenstein. However, Liechtenstein ends up meeting someone new, thanks to fate (or Estonia's phone) and Latvia ends up hiding under the table while Switzerland parades around with a gun. Fail summary is fail. Yep.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,490 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/7/2014 - [Latvia, Liechtenstein] Switzerland - Complete
Dreaming of You- No, Not You by StellatheAlchemist reviews
Some of Austria's dreams are pleasant. Some of them are nightmares, memories of dark times in his long life. And some of them... Involve his manly relatives dressed up like princesses. ((Crackfic. Short, slight mentions of AusHun, K for language.))
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 931 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 12/31/2013 - Germany, Austria, Hungary - Complete
The not-so-great Nordic family reaction by randomgirl40 reviews
What happens when you combine Me, two of my best friends, chocolate, and SLEEPOVARS! Emil informs the other Nordics that he is gay... Oops Co-Written with DigimonIsBetterThanPokemon151.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,036 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/14/2013 - Iceland, Norway
The Fanboy by BFTLandMWandSEK reviews
My sister is the one who liked Hetalia, not me. So why was I stuck in a world where all these crazy sex-driven perverts claimed to be countries? Why is it that the one guy meant to help me on my stupid quest is an obnoxious idiot? Did I also forget to mention that I'm in a girl's body? With boobs? I hate my life. –Satire look on APH fandom- COMPLETED.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 188,752 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 11/28/2013 - Published: 12/1/2012 - America, Russia, Belarus, OC - Complete
The Fangirl by BFTLandMWandSEK reviews
So let me get this straight: I was stuck in some universe where Hetalia is real. In said universe, I was being forced to be Seychelles- the very character I despised -and hook up with either France or England- the very pairing I loved. And to top the icing on this cake, the one Turk meant to guide me is a jerk. I hate my life. -A satire look on the Hetalia fandom- COMPLETED.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 154,435 - Reviews: 298 - Favs: 206 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 11/28/2013 - Published: 4/12/2012 - Turkey, Seychelles, Iceland, OC - Complete
When Planes Crash In Florida by Lord Periwinkle reviews
Fail title is a fail. What happens when a plane crashes in Florida during a World Meeting? -oneshot-
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 516 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/21/2013 - America - Complete
Give Me A Chance by FightinForMyDreams reviews
Male!BelarusXFem!Lithuania. Multishot. Belarus finds out that his beloved older sister is going on a date with someone other than him. If that wasn't bad enough for him, he just found out he has to go on a date with Lithuania. He'd much rather gouge his own eyes out than go on a date with her, but once they do, he'll find that maybe she isn't so bad.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,782 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 11/8/2013 - Published: 7/9/2013 - Lithuania, Belarus
a sky of diamonds just for us by murakamism reviews
Natalia doesn't remember saying yes, but she remembers looking at him and finding a blaze. ( Alternatively: It's not a crush, because she isn't fragile enough to be tempted by a candlelight's flicker. )
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/21/2013 - Norway, Belarus - Complete
Unacceptable OOCs by Anovia reviews
You know how you read a story and characters have to be a tad OOC? That's fine. But when characters are extremely out of character, well, that's just unacceptable. Pure Crack. Human names in addition to country names used. Many characters inside.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,487 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/15/2013 - Germany, England/Britain, America, France - Complete
Adventures in Blade Snatching by hellyeahshescool reviews
In which Estonia reluctantly embarks on an intercontinental adventure.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 25,291 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/4/2013 - Published: 5/24/2013 - Estonia - Complete
Dear West by pingo1387 reviews
While being held in Russia's house after WWII, Prussia is allowed to write letters to his little brother. Rated T for language and some violence. Some GerIta. Cover by reijr.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 49 - Words: 12,156 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 7/30/2013 - Published: 7/30/2012 - Germany, Prussia - Complete
funny Hetalia stories by Ragemanicfun reviews
Just a bunch of random short stories (keep in mind, I said random, so don't be surprised by it's craziness) and it's just supposed to be, well, funny!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,843 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/28/2013 - Published: 5/27/2013
The Singing Revolution by ravenwriter88 reviews
During the times of the Soviet Union, the three Baltic nations were trapped in a life of oppression. But by the strength of their own willpower, they were able to endure, and break free, not by violence, but with only their voices. Their hope was in the form of song, as Estonia speaks of leading them to their freedom. (Historical Hetalia?) [Estonia's POV]
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,709 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/12/2013 - Lithuania, Estonia, Latvia - Complete
Forbidden White Tulip by Awol Verisimilitude Truth reviews
It's 2046. The world has changed greatly. Love and affection is illegal and the courts makes decisions based only on opinions. Nobody knows why these changes where made. Natalya meets a man that she hasn't seen since she was young and is finding herself making decisions she never thought she'd have to make. (Belarus X Netherlands! I don't know what possessed me to write this XD)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,006 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/13/2013 - Published: 4/18/2013 - Belarus, Netherlands
Parody of every bad Hetalia fic ever by LovingthesuninSA reviews
(TROLL FIC) World meeting where Russia is creepy and tries to kill ever1 oh noes but luckiyly my OC Maria Theresa Ican'trememberwhat Sue is her to save everyoneeeeee Rated M cos of Romano's mouth and the perv France LLOOOOOL
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 693 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/24/2013 - Complete
anodynic maladies by arcadiablitz reviews
As she stares down at his dying, bleeding figure, she can't help but remember that every little scratch on him was a result of her being with him, and that only makes it worse as the tears roll down her face and he whispers his goodbyes. (LatLiech human AU.)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 927 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/1/2013 - Latvia, Liechtenstein - Complete
Trapped In A Nightmare by GremlinGirl reviews
Elizabeta is forced into a marriage to Roderich. Her life gets worse from there as she discovers that the Austrian aristocrat isn't as cool and indifferent as he first seemed. When a person from her past enters the equation, can the vicious cycle of abuse be broken? Rated for refrences to abuse in later chapters. Human names used.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 19,976 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 4/3/2013 - Published: 1/22/2013 - Hungary, Prussia - Complete
Spiked Pocky by striderkind reviews
Asakiku. England shows up at Japan's house drunk. Crack ensues. Fail summery is fail.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 608 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/31/2013 - England/Britain, Japan
Up All Night by ackermom reviews
Ludwig and Alfred are having a hard time getting to sleep. England just doesn't give a fuck.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 762 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/18/2013 - America, Germany, England/Britain, Canada - Complete
An Ordinary Affair by Krazy-K0ala reviews
When a king falls from grace, and there's no one around, does he make a sound? AU. Based off of real people and events in history
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,036 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 3/16/2013 - Published: 2/26/2013 - France, England/Britain
Late Night Visitor by Dragon-Overlord-Yuu reviews
Peter gets a visit in the middle of the night from an injured assassin. Assassin's Creed AU. Assassin!SeborgaxOlder!Sealand. Story is better than summary. Trust me, bros.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,140 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/7/2013 - Seborga, Sealand - Complete
September 19th by Philosophizes reviews
Yao and Lovino are stuck in New York City on the day two of their most important festivals are happening at home.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,841 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/2/2013 - China, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Swiss Aid by Iricelli reviews
What will happen when two nations, as different from each other as ice and steam, meet? They're worlds apart, despite being only a few land masses away. Maybe they'll eventually realise that they aren't polar opposites after all - both ice and steam will end up as quivering wet lumps. (Yes, I had to add that last line in.) Oneshot. Warning: Crack pairing, hints of abuse, lime.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,433 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/24/2013 - [Switzerland, Lithuania] - Complete
Dreaming Massacre by Winter's Bloody Rose reviews
It all seemed like some horrible dream; being tracked down by some monster. Knowing that no matter how bad the dreams may seem, you'll always wake up in your own bed, scared at how everything felt so real. For Halldora, this is no dream. Captured and kept captive, she is forced to live in her own nightmares with the most dangerous creature in History; a blood thirsty Vampire.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,801 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/21/2013 - Romania, Norway
Hell by Lonely In This World reviews
Fem!Liet and Male! Belarus. Male Belarus hates Lithuania but wants to love her as well? How will it end? Sucky Review but awesome story. R&R
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,605 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/19/2013 - Published: 11/3/2012 - Belarus, Lithuania
TEAM BAND by The-Stupid-Face reviews
Hong Kong is fed up with the fact that his brother Korea is getting a lot of attention on the internet with the new song, Gangnam Style. Both Sealand and Hong Kong decide to create a band and so they gather the people they need to create the BEST BAND EVER. Named Team Band! Crackfic...no seriously, this is a result of my fiancée and I being really tired and hyper.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,116 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/17/2012 - Published: 11/9/2012 - Latvia, Hong Kong, Sealand, Iceland - Complete
L'amour Is A Scary Thing by Captain Quirky reviews
"Francis Bonnefoy was a normal person. If you ignored the two little children locked in his basement." Platonic CanSey, numerous warnings inside.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,710 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/7/2011 - Canada, Seychelles - Complete
Call of Awesome by FruityLoopsOfAwesome reviews
Drabble-y thing. Prank call in the middle of the night. Epic Summary Fail.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 268 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/31/2011 - Prussia, Seychelles - Complete
The Kids' Table by dyslexic-Carmie reviews
Oneshot. During a dinner party, Latvia, Sealand, and Liechtenstein are forced to sit at the kids' table. What happens when Sealand wants to sit with the adults and Liechtenstein makes friends with roaches?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,293 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/20/2011 - Sealand, Liechtenstein - Complete
Dysfunctional Families by TheDawnCatcher reviews
When Roderick decides to cheer up lil Ciano, the whole town goes hay-wire! Psychotic rich folks with family issues gather together for a party that will live on for generations. AU, with all Human names, and very random moments of nautical nonsense.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,470 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/15/2011 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Austria, N. Italy
Two of a kind by wolf of infinity reviews
Have you ever thought about how England and Norway can both see magical creatures, and thought that they would make great friends? I have, which is why I've decided to write a series of one-shots about them. AU England and Norway friendship. Various genre
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,118 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 5/16/2011 - Published: 9/6/2010 - England/Britain, Norway
My Boy by yaoi-rox-me-sox reviews
Sealand asks about liking people and England reconsiders his life choices. No pairings, just fluff.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 909 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Sealand, England/Britain - Complete
In Which Two Valley Girls Meet by The-Lime-Raven reviews
Hong Kong is telling Poland what happened at the Xmas Bloodbath 2010. CRACK. HK/Poland/HK. PoLiet is awesome, but this is my new CRACK!OTP. And now it is yours as well. Random title is random. Romance, friendship, humour, general, ect...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 767 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/16/2011 - [Poland, Hong Kong] - Complete
Gutters by glassamilk reviews
'The Calamity' has left the world stripped and dying. Alone in a civilian bunker in Munich, Sealand will be reunited with the last known living member of his surrogate family and together, they will set out across Europe to find those they have lost.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 98,149 - Reviews: 1235 - Favs: 3,392 - Follows: 1,121 - Updated: 10/14/2010 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Sealand, Denmark
Sun Grown Tomatoes by Dreamnorn reviews
Belarus, alone and heartbroken, stops by Italy to calm down. While she's there, Romano gives her an unusual pick-me-up. "Trust me. They make everything better." Oneshot. Rated for language. Slight Belarus/Romano.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,488 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Belarus, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Chain of Freedom by yuuago reviews
On August 23rd, 1989, approximately two million people joined their hands to form a human chain across the three Baltic States, uniting for independence and solidarity. Historical, all 3 Baltics, non-pairing
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,192 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Lithuania, Estonia, Latvia - Complete
Unrequited Bromance by Domomomo reviews
Lithuania hadn't counted on, you know, Poland being STRAIGHT. Poland/Ukraine.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 278 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Lithuania, Poland - Complete
Let's play dress up by Kit Yami reviews
Female Switzerland isn’t very good at being, well, a girl. Poland and his, um, strange hobbies finds this horrifying and deems it his new mission in life to change that fact.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,642 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/26/2010 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Poland, Switzerland - Complete
Sandwich by Domomomo reviews
No Prussia, you are NOT allowed to touch it. Prussia/Germany/Austria
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 119 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Prussia, Austria - Complete
Of Family, Biscuits and Video Games by julien-schu reviews
In which Arthur has Peter for the weekend, and there is a realisation after some repeated tree-climbing.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,817 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 21 - Published: 11/13/2009 - Sealand, England/Britain - Complete
For the Sake of Brother's Boobs! by AmoreBlack reviews
A dare from China pushes South Korea into depths he truly never went before… but can Romano stop his mission to boob grab every nation in its tracks with his tsundere ferocity? Watch as the two battle it out like complete idiots! eventual S.Korea/S.Italy
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,351 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 9/10/2009 - Published: 9/1/2009 - South Korea, S. Italy/Romano
Words For Thoughts by Konstantya reviews
Only Austria would still manage to use precise speech when drunk. AustriaxHungary.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,761 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/4/2009 - Hungary, Austria - Complete
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Horrifying reviews
Romano can hear strange wails in the building he works in. It can't be the work of a ghost, could it?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,353 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Published: 2/10/2014 - S. Italy/Romano - Complete
An Awkward Dinner Date reviews
Nothing makes sense. Denmark's on a 'romantic' dinner date with Romania, and a certain someone gets jealous. (Seriously, WTF!) Warning: Crack. Crack everywhere.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,438 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/21/2014 - Norway, Denmark, Romania - Complete
Red String of Fate reviews
Hungary wakes up one morning and realizes that she can see the red strings of fate. However, everyone's soulmates are not what she expects... Told in Hungary's point of view.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,748 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/21/2013 - Hungary - Complete
The Daily Schedule of 2P Italy reviews
Have you ever wondered what 2P!Italy's life was like? He's not as evil as you think he is... Rated T for some bad words.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,455 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/26/2013 - Parallel Nations - Complete
Nine Nations In A Closet reviews
Nine countries are trapped in a small cramped closet. How do they get out? Who's the culprit that locked them in? Rated T because of Romano's potty mouth. Warning: OOCness.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,787 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/30/2013 - S. Italy/Romano, Japan, Hungary, South Korea - Complete
Germany? reviews
Prussia comes home, only to see that something's wrong with Germany! Slight GerIta. Rated T because I'm paranoid. I do not own Hetalia.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,039 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/10/2013 - N. Italy, Germany, Prussia - Complete
