Hello welcome. Let me tell you a bit about myself. I am a Christian and no I'm not perfect and no I don't have all the answers. I have brain damage from being oxygen deprived the day I was born. I have two brothers, three sisters, two nephews, three nieces (one's adopted) and a great niece. I love almost every animal on earth (dogs, horses and dolphins are my favorites). I love reading fan fiction (especially if it's about a TV show still going on and I need some kind of fix till the next season) and I like writing stories. I write fan fiction as a release and/or to practice writing. I find that it's harder to write stories about a story someone made up but I do my best when writing fan fiction to stay true to the other person's story. If you leave me a nasty review and don't sign in that shows me you're just a troll. I'm sorry that I take a while updating my stories. Part of it is trying to figure out how to do certain things but mostly it's writers block, figuring out other stories I want to write, focusing on writing my own stories or life gets crazy and recently for some reason I have had problems updating and/or new stories. Again I apologize for it taking a while to update my stories. I believe that while questions aren't technically a review if you have one and/or are confused by something in someone's story you should be able to ask without the author jumping down your throat.

Stereotypes I hate:

If you eat meat you must hate animals.

If you're Goth you must worship Satan.

If you're a Christian you must be like every other Christian, judgmental of people you don't even know, mean and shove your beliefs down other people's throats.

If you're Pro-Life you must hate women and get into people's faces a lot.

If you're American you must be Obese.

If you're a women you're a bad driver.

if you're blond you're dumb.

If you're White you must be a racist and feel superior.

If you're African American you like fried chicken and watermelon

pairings I don't like (real and fan made)

TV shows

Arrow: Oliver/Thea (Brother and Sister), Nyssa/Sara (too random because Sara liked Oliver now she likes a girl), Nyssa/Laurel (same as Nyssa/Sara and really can't women be just friends? seriously it's becoming as bad as men)

Grimm Nick/Adalind (she basically raped him and just because they have a baby together as a result of that rape doesn't mean they need to be together and it's kind of random)

Heroes: Claire/Peter (Uncle and Niece)

Once upon a Time: Hook and Emma (a little too weird for me and I just don't like them together), Regina/Emma (just too weird), Prince Charming/David N/The Evil Queen/Regina (really?), Peter Pan/Wendy (too weird) and Peter Pan/Henry DON'T READ IF YOU HAVEN'T SEASON 3 (He's Henry's Great Grandpa)

The Vampire Diaries: Klaus/Caroline (Caroline is the most immature and annoying character I have ever seen on TV and I can't see her as a stepmother for Hope and (SPOILERS FOR SEASON 7 and 8 I hate that she's a a surrogate mother to Alaric's twins and every time I hear her say "my kids" or they call her "mommy" I want to barf and though Klaus is a murderer and has temper tantrums he seems more mature then her and I really don't see what he sees in her). Alaric/Caroline (Ewww and SPOILERS just because his babies were magically teleported into her doesn't mean they should get together)

The Originals: Elijah/Haley (just too weird because if they dated then Elijah would be Hope's uncle and her mom's boyfriend and if they married he would be her Uncle and her stepfather), Freya/Lucien (really?)

Reign: Mary/Prince Condé (do I really need to explain?), Lola/Narcisse (just ewww and I don't trust him to be John's father)

The 100 Lexa/Clarke (same reason as Nyssa/Sara though I have more problem with this pairing because Clarke showed absolutely no interests in girls before and so it's too random), Clarke/Madi (unless I'm mistaken Clarke is an adult)

Smallville: Oliver/Chloe (I think Jimmy and Chloe made a cuter pair then Oliver and Chloe and I just never bought them as a couple)

Supernatural: Dean/Sam (Brothers)

Sherlock: Sherlock/John (I like them better as friends and all those times people have thought they are a couple are more funny if they're not)

Star Trek the original series: Kirk/Spock, Kirk/McCoy (I like them better as friends)

Movies

Star Trek 2009 (same as the original series)

Harry Potter: Ron/ Ginny (Brother and Sister), Harry/Draco (seriously?) and Harry/Snape ( again seriously? and Harry/ Snape is not good if it's while Harry is still under eighteen because that would kind of make Snape a pedophile especially if it takes place during Harry Potter and The Sorcerer's Stone)

The Hobbit: Fili/Kili (brothers), Thorin/Fili or Kili (Uncle and nephew) and Thorin/Thranduil (OK.)

Thor: Thor/Loki (they may not be real brothers but they were raised as if they were)

Kingsman: The Secret Service: Harry Hart/Gary "Eggsy" Unwin (Ewww and their graphic novel counterparts are Uncle and Nephew (which is something I kind of wish they had kept in the movie).

Spiderman Homecoming or Avengers: Tony/Peter (Peter is a teenager for Pete's sake so that's Pedophilia and I like Tony and Peter's relationship to me more like father and son)

If you request a story just know I may or may not get inspired to write a story based on your request, I can't do it if it's from a movie or a TV show I haven't seen And I don't do slash partly because I find a lot of the pairings kind of weird and/or stupid.

NOTE: I am having trouble with my account some reason so the only way I can update is by making a new chapter so if you see two chapter of what looks to be the same thing know that the newer one has new content.

25 REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of
next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the
store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you

At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping
it all over his lap.

When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him
by never even bothering to practice.

When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to
football to one birthday party after another. You thanked him by
jumping out of the car and never looking back.

When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to
the movies. You thanked him by asking to sit in a different row.

When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch
certain TV shows. You thanked him by waiting until he left the house.

When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion.
You thanked him by telling him he had no taste.

When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp.
You thanked him by forgetting to write a single letter.

When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug.
You thanked him by having your bedroom door locked.

When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You
thanked him by taking it every chance you could.

When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him
by being on the phone all night.

When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked
him by staying out partying until dawn.

When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus
carried your bags. You thanked him by saying good-bye outside the dorm
so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.

When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you
how deeply he loved you. You thanked him by moving halfway across the
country.

When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him. You
thanked him by reading about the burden parents become to their
children.

And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came
crashing down like thunder on YOUR HEART. If you love your dad, post this on your profile.

The boy you punched in the hall today, committed suicide a few minutes ago. That girl you called a slut in class today, she's a virgin. The boy you called lame, he has to work every night to support his family. That girl you pushed down the other day, she's already being abused at home. That girl you called fat, she's starving herself. The boy you made fun of for crying, his mother is dying. That girl you called stupid, she has a learning disability. The old man you made fun of cause of the ugly scars, he fought for our country. You never know what is going on with someone else.

Even when you can’t see him GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile.

If you take comfort in the fact that God gave the world his only son, add this to your profile.

Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master... He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher... He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer... He had no army, yet kings feared him... He won no military battles, yet he conquered the world... He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him... He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today.

When I say..."I am a Christian"
I'm not shouting "I am saved"
I'm whispering "I was lost!"

When I say..."I am a Christian"
I don't speak of this with pride.
I'm confessing that I stumble
and need someone to be my guide.

When I say..."I am a Christian"
I'm not trying to be strong.
I'm professing that I'm weak
and pray for strength to carry on.

When I say..."I am a Christian"
I'm not bragging of success.
I'm admitting I have failed
and cannot ever pay the debt.

When I say..."I am a Christian"
I'm not claiming to be perfect,
my flaws are too visible
but God believes I'm worth it.

When I say..."I am a Christian"
I still feel the sting of pain
I have my share of heartaches
which is why I seek His name.

When I say..."I am a Christian"
I do not wish to judge.
I have no authority.
I only know I'm loved.

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If You Believe
Christianity is
NOT Just A Religion
It's A Relationship
Let Your Lights Shine Bright
For Christ Is To Return Soon
Love Jesus