-A confused college student is standing in the middle of a sunny field, rimmed by trees and separated by a small brook- Where the heck am I...?

Oh, right. Hello, my imagination verse.

"And hello to you too, you cutie-"

The curly-haired girl is abruptly being groped by an all-too-familliar redhead on her ass. It's Spirit from Soul Eater, cuddling up in the utterly perverted but strangely hot way only he can.

"Wh-what are YOU doing here?! This is my imagination verse!"

"I don't know who you are, but release me!"

The authoress looks to the left and sees a fairly disgruntled looking Tuxedo Mask, rumpled from his trip into her imagination land. She abruptly squeals.

"Ah, ah, Darian!! Wh-what are you doing here?! You're supposed to be with Serena!"

"How did you know that?!"

"And I'm supposed to be with Maka on a mission! So not cool to interrupt it..."

A squeaky noise escapes the brunette female upon seeing a red-eyed, white haired Death Scythe.

"S-soul Evans! Oh my God... Oh my Ra... Oh fucking Death... Eeee..."

She's staring at the new male when Spirit is abruptly detached from her backside and thrown across the brook. She turns, frazzled already, and comes face-to-face with the man of her dreams from middle school and onward, the one who had started her obsession with gorgeous brooding males: Batman.

"Are you hurt?" When he actually touches her, BATMAN touches her, all the authoress can do is mewl in reply, wide-eyed. Reeling backward, she is caught in a pair of strong male arms with distinctive smell of explosives and chili powder.

"Hey, cher, you know where we ah? One moment we were fightin' Magneto, the next minute we end up here with a beauty like you..."

The Cajun accent of one Remy Le Beau, aka Gambit, nearly makes the college student's knees melt. Attempting to regain her wits, she wiggles loose stammering, "Y-you're all in my head..."

She stumbles forward only to run into another chest. This one smells of cigars, whiskey, and wild. The chest is also attractively hairy. A gravelly rumble hit her ears, "Bub, you're scaring the girl... She may be out only ticket outta here."

"W-wolverine! EEEE!"

All males in the vicinity winced at the high pitched squeal, but the female is still reeling from so many of her favorite attractive males in the room. Panting heavily, she reeled away from Wolverine's chest only to land on the leather shoes of another male. Looking up, she recognized a bemused Yugi looking sort of down at her and Atem-Yami-Pharoah- Yami looking down at her, both with adorable puzzled expressions. Looking to her left side, she could see none other than Seto Kaiba inspecting both Yusei Fudo and Jack Atlas. Crow Hogan was looking around nearby, and Joey Wheeler was currently hitting it off with an older Naruto. Jiraiya stood near Naruto, no doubt worried about Tsunade and looking for her. With just one glance, the brunette female- the only female in the room at this point- was starting to get overloaded. So many hot guys in the same space was overpowering...

She looked to her right, after scrambling off Yugi's shoes. She could barely breathe upon seeing an irate Ciel Phantomhive demanding to know what happened of Sebastien Michealis. It only got worse seeing Recca Hanabishi from Flame of Recca hitting it off with Natsu from Fairy Tail and a befuddled but kinda happy Ron Stoppable.

"Such a cute fest, those three," the authoress mumbled upon seeing the trio, moaning in glee when her favorite Ice Mage stripper joined them along with Laxus. By now, her heartrate was going abnormally fast. It only went up a notch upon seeing the male members of the One Piece crew wandering out of the forest, Luffy complaining about food and Zoro and Sanji going at a full blown spat on who's fault this was. Whimpers were escaping her by the time she saw the silver-haired pervert-ninja sensei of Naruto, along with the scar-nosed brunette male come from the trees. This completed her Naruto Sensei obsession, which was making her nearly foam at the mouth with need to make Iruka and Kakashi kiss.

But the male that juuuust took the cake took a moment to notice. He hung back at the edge of the forest, intently inspecting the rest of the motley crew. When the authoress' eyes drifted this way in hopes of relief from the wonderful but breathtaking (literally) assemblage of her all-time hottest males list, she got no relief. Instead, she screamed aloud with crazed fangirl glee upon seeing him.

HIM. The mad scientist she had been afraid of at first, but come to love DEEPLY. To the point she would do this.

After the blood-curdling scream of fangirling delight, the males looked over and found that the girl had passed out completely. She was splayed on the ground, arms and legs in strange directions and eyes that usually only belonged on a fainted Pokemon from the anime.

A wall of various female OCs surround their authoress.

Phoenix Suzuka, a redhead with brown eyes, long legs, and toned body groused, "Damn, she passed out again..."

"She didn't even see Guy," Chrystal Yuki commented. Tucking her winter sunlight blonde hair back over her shoulders, she made a cold compress for her overheated authoress, ice blue eyes compassionate as she laid it down. This relieved some of the heat, but the ice melted all too quickly.

"Or Orochimaru," Chrystal's fraternal twin, Blaire, commented, "Who is STILL mine." The curly haired, summer-sun blonde sat next to her authoress and started to poke at her with a peach skinned finger. She smirked when her creator moaned, twitching at the poking.

"Quit that, Blaire. She doesn't need to be bothered recovering," Mai scolded, the young Uchiha scowling at the older woman. Blaire tugged Mai's black braid, which promptly started a fight between the two hot-headed females. A white haired woman with grey eyes managed to kick them both into the brook, which only escalated the fight but got it away from their creator.

"She didn't see Sai either, or Gaara," a teenage female with caramel colored skin commented lazily, pink hair covering her abnormal eye. "That doesn't mean she won't faint later upon seeing them. Our authoress is soooo boy crazy..."

"Is she really okay, though?" Bunny Awai's blue eyes looked down worriedly at her authoress, soft white hair brushing her chin in the modest cut. The other white haired woman prowled over, patting Bunny's shoulder, "Calm down Bun. She'll be fine. Just an overload of testosterone-laden males."

Bunny just hugged her alternate personality, while Wendy patted her head looking a little bit annoyed with the whole business. A much-revamped half-ghost with ice powers helped Chrystal with the ice pack, saying, "Why didn't she include Vlad in this? I thought she liked the whole bad boy thing..."

"Ella, I think she's had enough... It would have made it worse if there were yaoi couples present, remember?" A sensible-looking redhead with Japanese office wear on spoke up. "Even so... Don't know WHAT I'm doing here..."

"I think it's to balance things out a little, Jeanne," Kiara Kaiba (nee Walters) answered, sighing. The Blue Eyes incarnation also plopped beside her still not conscious author, lounging a bit.

A girl with hair red as blood and eyes brown as chestnuts sighed, "Probably, but I should be getting back to my brother..." Merida from Adventure Time fidgeted from foot to foot, getting antsy.

"And that would be all we have room for," a gentle voice interrupted, "Gomenasai, we're going to have to close this. Our authoress has had just about enough of the fanservice tonight... That's all for now." Tsubaki from Soul Eater waves, and the screen goes black.

Whut?

I wanted to do it, so I did.

Anyways... Now that I got that out of my system. Here's some things you need to know about me

I'm middling height, and have long curly brown hair. Yes, I'm a girl, not a "Boy Named Sue" type (points in their favor to whoever guesses the reference I just made). I wear glasses, and that's all you'll get on physical stuff.

Mentally, I'm ALOT more complex.

My favorite anime/mangas: Naruto, XXXHolic, all YuGiOh series (particularly 5Ds, original and sort of Zexal), Fairy Tail, Inuyasha, Hetalia (all versions), Earl and Fairy, Kaichou wa Maid-sama, Ranma 1/2, Flame of Recca, Shakugan No Shanna, Soul Eater (first post went very well in that fandom), Black Butler (Kuroshitsuji and both seasons), Kamisama Kise, Seikon No Qwaser (I AM STRAIGHT, I LIKE GUYS), Ouran High School Host Club (can't believe I didn't post this sooner), Avatar (if it is an anime, just not a fan of the actual fanfics), Buso Renkin ("I'll splatter your guts!" Tokiko rocks!) and many, many others that I can't name off the top of my head.

My favorite books: Closest to that would be Harry Potter, but it's very hard for me to meet a book I don't like.

Favorite genre (reading and writing): ROMANCE! *sighs happily, longingly* Second favorite would be mystery. That one is harder to write though. Also high fantasy.

Favorite Hobbies: Cooking, swimming, basketball, writing, and biggest of all... READING!!!! Anything that crosses my path, as long as it has print I'll give it a try.

Love Interest: None. As of more than a few months ago- as of the New Year, I'm not sure- I'm (Not quite so anymore) bitterly single... Is it weird that I have more sympathy for my favorite writing couples like this?

Star/Sun Sign: A Cancer. I can get a little looney toons without some good feedback or just talking to people and having them hear me in general. Without human (or cyber) contact, I go a little batty... PLEASE leave me those reviews!

I also am VERY particular about the English language... Wouldn't you be if you had to listen to your favorite language being mangled every freaking day by ignorant school kids?

Favorite Cartoons: Slug Terra, Danny Phantom, Lilo and Stitch, Kim Possible, Phineas and Ferb, (NEW ADDITION) Adventure Time

Favorite TV shows: Bones, NCIS, Reba

Favorite Site of All Time: FANFICTION. NET!

Favorite pairings (several fandoms and straight or homosexual):

Jiraiya and Tsunade are forever. End of story. WOOT. OTP for Naruto.

Soul and Maka. They just HAVE to be closer than brother and sister! Too sweet to not be!

Franken Stein and Marie Mjiolnir (fuss at me if I haven't spelled that right). I love redemption stories :)

Harry and Ginny are SO AWESOME! They're meant to be!

Ranka Kotoko.

Haruhi Tamaki.

Tamaki Kyouya.

Recca and Yanagi.

Doumeki and Watanuki X3 I don't normally approve of enemy shipping, but I think Doumeki likes Watanuki anyways.

Stein and Spirit. I know I said I supported Stein and Marie, but I LOVE these two in a well written yaoi.

Zoro and Sanji.

Zoro, Sanji, Luffy.

Luffy Nami.

Zoro and Robin, maybe.

Kami and Spirit. Bash me if you want to, but this pairing relates to me personally and I can't stop holding out hope for it. Even if the manga's ended. TwT

Yusei and Akiza! WORD!

Carly Nagisa and Jack Atlas!

Natsu and Lucy :D

Ron and Hermione

Simon and Betty

Ron Stoppable and Kim Possible

FioLee (otherwise known as Fionna and Marshall Lee)

Germany and Italy

Earl and Fairy

Domon and Fuko :') Sucker for childhood love!

Ciel and Sebastien (couldn't write it, love when it's written well)

Edited my profile so waaaayyy less extraneous stuff. Might post some copy-pastes back again, but it was REALLY getting out of control as it had been...