DoofusPrimehide bio
 Author has written 45 stories for Kim Possible, Adventure Time with Finn and Jake, Hey Arnold, Glee, Office, Angel, Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, iCarly, Breaking Bad, Firefly, Walking Dead, Harry Potter, Flight of The Conchords, and Freaks and Geeks. Hello there. Below you are a bunch of stories just begging to be read. Don't let them down! For those of you who read my Kim Possible stories (and actually look at my profile, for whatever bizarre reason) - just an FYI, but I don't think I will be writing more KP stories anytime soon, if at all. I haven't watched the show in a while and I feel like I've done enough with the KP universe, so I want to branch into other shows whenever I get done taking a writing break. But hey, I enjoy getting reviews even on old stories! If you want to check out my most popular KP stories, look at Going Green and Back to School. If you want to look at what I think are my best stories, check out A Pinky Joe Curly Tale and Pater Unfamiliar. I've also written for several other shows including Buffy, Angel, and Hey Arnold - check out Helga, the Artiste for a HA story that is both one of my most popular and a favorite of mine. |
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If You Love Someone reviews
Back from her trip with Kim, Lindsay has to deal with confusing treatment by her father and the hint of lingering feelings from Nick. Daniel has his own problems when his D&D sessions with Sam, Neal, and Bill encourage them to invite him to a convention.
Freaks and Geeks - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,393 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/30/2012 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Complete
No Returns reviews
Saving the world tends to throw supervillains off-kilter. When Shego's professional and personal relationship with Drakken gets confusing, she hopes some petty theft in Go City will help clear her head - until Hego shows up to ruin the fun.
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Family/Crime - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,622 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/7/2012 - Published: 3/2/2012 - Shego, Hego - Complete
It's the End of the World as He Knows It reviews
Caught between hordes of bloodthirsty zombies and a group of survivors who might be more dangerous to him than any bite from the undead, Daryl Dixon is feeling anything but fine.
Walking Dead - Rated: T - English - Horror/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,865 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/5/2012 - Published: 1/30/2012 - Daryl D. - Complete
It's In Her Kiss reviews
A long mission ends up making Kim late to a game, and her boyfriend's running skills haven't been enough to keep the Mad Dogs from falling behind. How can she turn the tide before it's too late? Maybe there's a hint in the title...
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,023 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/20/2012 - Kim P., Ron S. - Complete
Misery With Mel reviews
Bret and Jemaine, while looking for a lost sheep, are knocked out in an accident on a snowy mountain road. But when they get rescued, car crashes and lost sheep turn out to be the least of their problems.
Flight of The Conchords - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,657 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 2/8/2012 - Complete
An Unlikely Hero reviews
The boy who lived is dead. The Dark Lord and his minions are on the verge of victory. Now that their champion is seemingly defeated, how can Hogwart's defenders stop him? With Ron and his secret weapon, of course!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,153 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/6/2012 - Ron W., Voldemort - Complete
Apples and Oranges reviews
Mal and Zoe make a delivery for a sketchy acquaintance from the Unification War while the rest of Serenity's crew enjoys a little shopping in the town market. Things, as usual, do not go as planned.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Humor/Western - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,800 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 1/27/2012 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Mal, Inara - Complete
Pater Unfamiliar reviews
When a newly married Claudia Lipsky and Dementor move into Drakken's lair, he discovers that Kim and Ron are the least of his problems. Before he can start his latest scheme, Drakken must decide whether to welcome his new stepfather or destroy him.
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 110,062 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/23/2011 - Published: 3/30/2011 - Drakken, Professor Dementor - Complete
Mirror reviews
After stumbling on proof of Shego's true feelings, Kim Possible begins to question her own desires in life and love. Synthodrones and supervillains threaten the beginning of a new relationship, but will Kim end up being her own worst enemy?
Kim Possible - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 25 - Words: 193,766 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 12/23/2011 - Published: 3/21/2011 - Kim P., Shego - Complete
A Pinky Joe Curly Tale reviews
Welcome, readers! Gather 'round with Kim, Ron, and the rest of the Possible clan as James weaves a tale of his college years. Listen and learn as he teaches us the joys of friendship, love, lab rats, and plasma blaster-equipped cybertronic battlesuits!
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 49,869 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/12/2011 - Published: 10/24/2011 - James T. Possible, Drakken - Complete
Gift reviews
Ron's training at Yamanouchi is complete - but before he can become a ninja, he must demonstrate his worthiness.
Kim Possible - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,633 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Ron S. - Complete
Made Men reviews
New car, new clothes, new clients, and a downtown office with a view - Saul Goodman's got it made. The only question is whether or not it was all worth the cost.
Breaking Bad - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,787 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Complete
Shego to Go reviews
Despite faring well on the relationship front, Shego's professional life reaches new lows in the fast food industry.
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,964 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Shego, Kim P. - Complete
Pre Wedding Jitters reviews
Kim and Ron's big day has arrived! The two of them have to deal with a little case of nerves before the ceremony, but when Ron gets on James Possible's bad side, getting hitched might be the least of his worries.
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,402 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/7/2011 - Published: 7/4/2011 - Ron S., Kim P. - Complete
iTake a Shot reviews
Sam finally takes Carly's advice and makes a move. Is kissing Freddie enough to get what she wants, or will it put both her friendships on the line?
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,836 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 6/9/2011 - Published: 5/3/2011 - Sam P., Freddie B. - Complete
Business, Pleasure reviews
Customers: always a little tricky in Jack Hench's line of work. Jack gets Shego's attention with a new Hench Co super suit up for sale at the latest Villain Expo, but is it really the suit that's catching her interest?
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,897 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Jack Hench, Shego - Complete
Roads Taken reviews
A classroom argument between teacher and student leaves Walter and Jesse feeling perturbed when they go home to their families.
Breaking Bad - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,602 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Complete
Toothbrush reviews
Fresh off his flight to Colorado, Michael gets nervous when Holly leaves him alone in her apartment for a little while. Fortunately, Jim and Pam are only a phone call away.
Office - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,912 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/10/2011 - Michael S., Pam B. - Complete
The Lie reviews
For Jim Halpert, being used as a scapegoat by Michael for something he didn't do is the last straw. When he decides to quit, Pam - and others - must decide just what he means to them and what it will take to keep him around.
Office - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 65,446 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 5/2/2011 - Published: 3/2/2011 - Jim H., Pam B. - Complete
Fools for Love reviews
Anya learns the nuances of a strange human tradition when she joins her boyfriend and the Scooby Gang for a meeting at Giles' place.
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,258 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/4/2011 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Anya J., Xander H. - Complete
Hey Hey, He's the Monkey reviews
After outmaneuvering his teen foes and getting his hands on the Amulet of the Monkey King, Monkey Fist's deepest desires may finally come true.
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,757 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 3/24/2011 - Published: 3/20/2011 - Montgomery Fiske/MonkeyFist - Complete
Magic Touch reviews
A new arrival to the lair creates a tension between Drakken and Shego that can't be solved with a simple massage.
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,817 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 3/18/2011 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Drakken, Shego - Complete
Is Love in the Air? reviews
When Spike takes Fred out for Valentine's Day, a jealous Wesley decides to join Angel and Gunn as they drown their sorrows after work. Before the night is through, our heroes may find themselves facing drama, embarrassment - or worse.
Angel - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,745 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/25/2011 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Wesley W.P., Fred B. - Complete
Helping Hand reviews
Charles Gunn finds himself in a stressful situation when one of his friends falls victim to vampires in a raid gone wrong. But when the situation gets the better of him, Gunn gets some unexpected help from a stranger.
Angel - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,415 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/7/2011 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Charles G. - Complete
A Day in the Life of Dwight Schrute reviews
A looming beet harvest? A new sales employee by the name of Jim Halpert? All in a day's work for Dwight Schrute. Join Dunder Mifflin's Assistant to the Regional Manager as he attacks these challenges with ferocity.
Office - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,783 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/7/2011 - Published: 1/27/2011 - Dwight S., Jim H. - Complete
The Secret Ingredient reviews
Team Possible is no more. Kim has a new flame at Upperton U while Ron is still working at Smarty Mart. When Wade calls with news of an old foe up to familiar tricks, they must ask themselves if the past is worth moving past.
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 106,064 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/22/2011 - Published: 12/3/2010 - Kim P., Ron S. - Complete
Where the Heart Is reviews
She was a child struck by a meteor. A teen in a sibling superhero fighting force. And, in the end, a villain. A holiday look at Shego's past, family, and struggle for belonging.
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,306 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/26/2010 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Shego - Complete
Naughty and Nice reviews
As the holidays roll around, a Possible embarks on an important mission against Frugal Lucre. Can enemies learn to put aside their differences in the spirit of the season, and will the Possible family make it through in one piece?
Kim Possible - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,897 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Kim P., Ron S. - Complete
Santana's Little Helper reviews
It's the last day of school before the holidays begin, and Santana Lopez is not having a good time. Fortunately, Brittany knows exactly how to help out a friend in need.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,555 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/20/2010 - Santana L., Brittany P. - Complete
Of Peasants and Patakis reviews
Arnold is a peasant living in Hill's Wood, unaware of the love Helga the merchant's daughter holds for him. When Lady Rhonda and Lord Thaddeus host a castle festival, Arnold will rediscover himself while Helga finds out if love truly conquers all.
Hey Arnold - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 59,806 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/5/2010 - Published: 9/26/2010 - Arnold, Helga - Complete
The Halloween Spirit reviews
It's Halloween night, and Ron is ready to go trick-or-treating - but with his best friend, or her worst enemy?
Kim Possible - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,134 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Ron S. - Complete
The Tale of the Bat Man reviews
After hitting the streets for candy, Arnold, Helga and their classmates gather in the tree house to hear Gerald tell a Halloween tale. Join them, and hear of an unfortunate man who is totally unrelated to any characters known by a similar name!
Hey Arnold - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,978 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Gerald - Complete
Draw! reviews
Wranglin' Ron has been terrorizing town with his girl Miss Kimberly and partner Ragin' Rufus. Unfortunately for them, Sheriff Joss just arrived to lay down the law. Who will be left standing when the dust clears?
Kim Possible - Rated: K+ - English - Western/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,999 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Published: 10/12/2010 - Ron S. - Complete
Life at the Top reviews
Drakken's dream of world domination comes true. As Kim Possible and Shego find themselves dealing with unfamiliar new lives, they must discover how to get what they want when circumstances spiral beyond their control.
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 41,267 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 10/8/2010 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Kim P., Shego - Complete
Back to School reviews
A Middleton High School class reunion brings old friends together to remember their past, share their present, and talk about their future. Or, in the case of Kim Possible and Bonnie Rockwaller, maybe tear each other to pieces.
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,429 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/7/2010 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Kim P., Bonnie R. - Complete
Helga, the Artiste reviews
Taking the advice of her school psychologist, Helga enters an art competition. When she wins first place after submitting her secret shrine to Arnold, Helga discovers that her good fortune may have some unintended consequences.
Hey Arnold - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,032 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/28/2010 - Published: 7/27/2010 - Helga, Arnold - Complete
What's in a Name? reviews
After admiring Arnold from afar, Helga is unable to resist a not-so-private soliloquy at lunch.
Hey Arnold - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 738 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Helga, Arnold - Complete
A Date With Destiny reviews
A young Ron Stoppable inadvertently ropes himself into asking Amelia out with an anonymous note, while Brick follows his example and decides to ask Kim out as well. Will Ron and Kim's first foray into dating end in success, or in total humiliation?
Kim Possible - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,620 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/11/2010 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Ron S. - Complete
Slash and a Hack reviews
Sworn enemies, locked in unending battle. Kim and Shego are caught in their usual heated test of wills, but what is behind their constant struggle? Is everything in their world really what it seems?
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,443 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/11/2010 - Kim P., Shego - Complete
Just a Jock reviews
Brick Flagg: Middleton Mad Dogs quarterback, Bonnie Rockwaller's boyfriend, a bit dense. When another girl catches his eye and he finds himself involved in Kim and Ron's line of work, Brick has to ask himself whether or not he really is just a jock.
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 127,619 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/24/2010 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Brick F., Justine Flanner - Complete
Princess Bubblegum: Deposed! reviews
Times are tough for Princess Bubblegum after she is kicked out of the Candy Kingdom. It's up to Finn and Jake to figure out what's going on and save the day.
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,627 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/16/2010 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Princess B. Bubblegum - Complete
A Little Lemon reviews
The first day of college is proving to be more stressful than Kim had anticipated. As long as she can get through the day, it's up to Ron to give her what she really wants.
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,582 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Kim P., Ron S. - Complete
Beyond the Stone reviews
Ron Stoppable is gone. Kim's friends and parents tell her to accept what can't be changed, but Kim wants him back – and if there is one thing Kim knows, it's that she can do anything.
Kim Possible - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,212 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 4/14/2010 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Kim P., Ron S. - Complete
Going Green reviews
Ron, jealous of Kim's new relationship with Josh Mankey, decides to ask Bonnie Rockwaller on a date. Meanwhile, Drakken accidentally sprays himself with a very dangerous serum. Have they both gotten themselves into a sitch from which they cannot escape?
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 35,450 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 3/10/2010 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Bonnie R. - Complete
A Very Improbable Christmas reviews
Kim and Ron are on break, celebrating Christmas with the Possible family after their first semester of college. Unfortunately for them, Drakken is also getting ready for the holidays, and he has some special surprises planned for his teen foes!
Kim Possible - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,568 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/21/2010 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Shego, Drakken - Complete
