200 tales of rules Fred and George broke during their time at Hogwarts. Jump to chapter 19 for ten new tales, including 'I will not tell the first years that the Restricted Section of the library is the only section where you are allowed to eat,' and 'I must not attempt to recreate the Whomping Willow in Herbology class.' R&R!

Humans and Transformers have to learn to coexist. Prank pulling twins, Ironhide, Ratchet, Annabelle Lennox, NEST, Sam and Mikaela, Wheelie, femmes Chromia Elita One Arcee, Bumblebee, Primes and the Allspark add to Prowl's problems, hence his rules. Stories, humor and adventure with Cybertron history as the Autobot forces grow, fight with Decepticons, and welcome new arrivals.

Rumble nor any of his siblings had ever anticipated the day that their creator would be extinguished or how to react afterward, especially since none of them had expected to live past their host's demise ... Especially not like this. Meanwhile, Eject tries to adapt and Thundercracker starts to wonders what he's willing to pay for a bit of revenge. G1.

Harry/Many - He fought so hard to free them all, he lost everything, and how did they reward him? They threw him away, he would change everything, he would save everyone he loved and leave the rest of them to rot. Rating for the future.Slash.

A series of drabbles and vignettes centered around Prowl and Jazz, in a range of genres, ratings, and verses, none of which pretend to have a plot.

Stories inspired by the annual challenges of the lj-commmunity "Love Is Black And White", a JazzxProwl community. Read and enjoy! New: Jazz is going to show Prowl the various meanings of a kiss.

G1, crack. Talking mascots, pretty skirts and sparkles abound: Prowl and the Pretty Sailor-Suited Autobots are here to protect and serve. Earth will never be the same. Just stay right there and we'll show you!

Kaoru Hitachiin is bored. He is always bored. He writes anything that come into his mind. His pen and his note is his loyal companion. But what is he writing about, anyway? Hikaru, his possessive brother, is always curious about his note. HIKARU/KAORU. ANGST/ROMANCE. Future Twincest.

Starscream hates English. It has none of the elegance of Cybertronian, and, deciding to ditch English and speak only in his native tongue, the SIC has reminded the troops that his screechy voice wasn't always so screechy... much to his mates' chagrin.

Jazz is wondering why Prowl keeps presenting him with shiny objects...

Separately, Jazz and Prowl are like forces of nature- they are uncompromising and uncontrollable. But what becomes of their natures when these two unstoppable forces collide? Will one break the other, or will they both be stronger for it?

A series of one shots and two shots found in multiple verses of the Transformers universes. Ratings will vary, but there are M rated ones so therefore the entirety is rated M. Multiple slash pairings.

YGO/HP Crossover A vacation trip to England lands Yugi, Ryou, and Malik in Hogwarts where they will have to use their powers to help defeat the Dark Lordl, but things aren't easy, especially when the wizards don't think they trust these ancient powers.

Prowl is certain that Jazz has his own berth. Why he seems to prefer his is absolutely baffling. OR Five times Jazz ends up in Prowl's berth and one time he doesn't .

A collection of drabbles, short stories and arcs, belonging with some written in an AU for the prowlxjazz-challenge. Chapter 2: There's a reason Jazz wanted Prowl to learn about creative ways in self- defense

Divergent from Four's point of view.

This is what happens a plot bunny won't leave me alone, Prowl's Praxian heritage kicks in and Jazz was at the wrong place at the wrong time. Sparkling, kinda slash kinda not

When you're a fan girl, you're a fan girl. You can't help the stupid things you do for your fandom. But what happens when you're suddenly the only one who KNOWS about the fandom? Let's find out, shall we? TF movieverse, for now set between TF and TF2.

A series of complete one-shots detailing Prowl and Jazz's lives and their large family. Sequel to 'Heat? What do you mean I'm in heat' Prowl/Jazz slash and sparklings ahoy.

New Chapter! Another chapter of Drabbles That Went No Where. Including Knock Out/Breakdown, Jazz/Prowl, Ironhide/Prowl.

The AllSpark and Matrix had many unsupervised years on Earth. What if the energies that are the source of both artifacts knew that the Cube would be destroyed? Life finds a way to go on. Perhaps our species are more related than we thought. Xenophilia.

"I'm Primus! Your Creator!" "Yeah and I'm a headless chicken from Mars." A/N: Where's the 'Primus' character tag!

A freak accident leads certain members of the ARK feeling a little feminine. How will they survive the new changes and will they ever return to normal? How will they endure being the only femmes on a crew filled with lonely mechs?

A look into the lives of the infamous Twins, Sideswipe and Sunstreaker, as they go through the evolution that will take them from younglinghood to the gladiatorial circuit, up to the moment that marked them as Autobots for the rest of their lives.

"He's drunk. The twins did it." In which Kyoya reluctantly guides an inebriated Tamaki home. Hilarity ensues - until they run into the Suoh matriarch and it's not funny anymore. Humor, angst, and above all, Kyoya/Tamaki friendship.

You are Special Ops. and you're on a mission besides your official one : to capture the spark of the enforcer who arrested you. Too bad he only ever thinks about his job. What's a mech to do? Jazz x Prowl premovie alternate universe

"You make me someone I don't hate." ;Kyouya/Tamaki;

In the long war, every mech had a story. This is just one of them. This is Prowl.

5th Arc in the 'Feelings Series.' Prowl and Jazz. Two mechs that came to love, suffer, hope, and live, to have a bond that lasted through all that life throws at them. Prequel, behind the scenes and epilogue of this series. Slash.

Epps and Lennox weigh up how much sanity they will lose this year on the Autobot's annual Vacation...

"They never expected it here; never here in a neutral city of culture and noise..."

A selection of single chapter drabbles of what the Twins SHOULDN'T do in their spare time aboard the ARK, but do anyway...

A LJ P&J Community September Anniversary challenge. Day 25- Prompt: Instant Attractions / In the unlikeliness of places, they met, only to be separated again / Rating now M

Song fic. Who Am I To Say by HOPE / Prowl had always assumed Jazz loved him. Request for moonlightbeam305

Optimus is amused. Prowl is embarrassed. ...And Jazz is oblivious. R&R!

You know you're spending too much time with the Autobots when:

Jazz can be very caring.

Kaoru's always wanted this. If only it was as easy as just telling Hikaru.

Second story arc of "Bonds Across Cybertron". Mirage waits for his arranged bonding ceremony which does not turn out how he expects. Story rated M for arranged bond, issues surrounding slavery, and eventual slash.

SPOILERS FOR TFA ENDING! Prowl gave his life to save everyone by merging with the Allspark, now Jazz mourns for him. Prompt for week 4 of the LJ PxJ anniversary '11 challenge

P&J Community 2011 Anniversary Challenge

Fan Universe. This is a very deep dark poem...about Starscream...and his death. Tragedy poem...and a random one I did today. No flames please.

My first PxJ fic. Jazz has been away for a longer time than usual and Prowl is getting a bit insecure about it. Prompt For Week 4 of the LJ PxJ anniversary '11 challenge.

One mech on the edge of being offlined, another mech realises his past. But what do you do, when you wake up from the brink of death just to stare into the eyes of the enemy? If you happen to be ops–you collect your answers of course. slash, P/J, Bayver

A LJ P&J Community September 2011 Anniversary Challenge. Prompt: Logic / He had tried everything. It was only logical that he try something more direct.

Third in the Masked Verse / A LJ P&J Community September 2011 Anniversary Challenge. Prompt: Faith / Prowl doesn't understand why mechs pray to Primus. Jazz answers.

G1: Complete - Sunstreaker feels betrayed and hurt after his lover cheats on him. He recieves some comfort from a certain medic. Implied slash and kissing, implied Sunny/?

Second in the Masked Verse / A LJ P&J Community September 2011 Anniversary Challenge. Prompt: Lullaby / In the midst of a panic attack, nothing seems to calm the youngling.

G1 Jazz/Prowl. Before the war, Prowl is assigned as an ambassador to Protihex. The personal slave he's assigned turns his world upside down.

Prowl comes out of recharge, finding himself surrounded by warmth. Utter Fluff; Prowl, Sideswipe, Sunstreaker

G1 Pre-war: Complete. Prowl reflects on the fall of Praxus and his survival of it. Prowl centric, Prowl/Jazz, done for the P/J anniversary challenge. T for some war violence.

A LJ P&J Community September 2011 Anniversary Challenge. Prompt: Surprising Origin / Jazz finds out a disturbing secret regarding Prowl.

A LJ P&J Community September 2011 Anniversary challenge. Prompt: Matchmaking / "Those two glitches have been dancing around each other for millenia. I'm sick of it."

The fire still dances...

"Your breeding habits have aged me terribly..."

G1 fic Jazz always wanted to know what it's like to fly. His intended bond-mate was a flyer until . . . .

"Oh Hikaru…" He managed to spit out. Couldn't Kaoru back off a bit? This was getting really uncomfortable… Hikaru felt vulnerable, not to mention humiliated. This was much harder than he'd thought… Not that he'd ever mention that to Kaoru.

Third Arc in the 'Feelings' series. Mirage and Hound have a fight, and Mirage leaves with the words hanging between them. When he goes missing on a mission, can Hound find a way to forgive himself? And to forgive his lover? T will be M, slash.

Jazz and Prowl have been sharing a berth for vorn. The couple is thought to be one of the best matches in the history of the team. But they aren't so perfect all the time. Fluff very mild slash

"It shouldn't have ended like this." "No... it shouldn't have"

After a discussion with certain mini-bots, Prowl decides that he needs some reassurance from his brothers. Twins/Prowl brotherly fluff no slash.

A little 'incident' sends Jazz to the medbay and results in a little lover's spat between him and Prowl. The tactician does what he can to fix the situation with his lover. Gift fic. G1 AU. Crack fic.

I swear to drunk, I'm not Primus!

When Spike is upset about the arranged marriage of his favorite Peruvian princess, Jazz helps the human understand cultural differences regarding love and commitment. Story takes place in 1986 and 6-million years ago. Rating now M.

"Jazz, I've been run over, dropped from a bridge, had my doorwings dislocated, and had more interuptions this decacycle than in my entire career as an Autobot. So I'm just going to cut to the chase. Will you Bond with me?"

TFA. Written for Whitewave3971. Megatron finally has Optimus at his mercy, but instead of getting rid of the young mech he forces him to listen to some very unpleasant truths. Rated R, just in case

G1AUThe story of Prowl and Jazz as their lives briefly intersect over the years until they're finally stationed together.A strong friendship is forged, eventually leading to love.Request fic. Ch 14 A first look at a youngling Prowl from Ratchet's pov.

He screamed into the recesses of Space, begging, pleading, with Primus to let him sleep and never wake up...

These are requests I have from my fifty word prompts. Jazz/Prowl centered, other pairings included.

A blizzard promises to give Prowl some much-sought solitude.

Prowl was known to be stiff and by-the-book, while Jazz was known to be the one to bend the rules until they almost broke. What if that wasn't how things used to be before the war when Prowl and Jazz first met? Movieverse Formerly known as Lost Demon Soul

In which Bumblebee decides to educate the Decepticons on proper etiquette, which may be hard to do from a brig cell. Crack!fic.

Hikaru smiled back, and I realized I didn't care what they knew or thought or felt. Because he was mine, and I was his.

Harry stumbles across something that he really did NOT intend to see. Luckily for him, the twins have a perfectly reasonable explanation for him. Lemon PWP One-Shot

Complete, G1: Sticky! We have seen the Prowl in heat stories. Here's one with Jazz. Our favourite saboteur is in heat, and bots are going to know it. Jazz/various, eventual Jazz/Prowl- fluffy epilogue added

So what do you do in this... Swimming Pool you speak of?

Trailbreaker chronically shorts his rations because he sees himself as a drain on the Autobots. Wheeljack is going to change that. Tied to Crack in the Pavement, Chapter 17. Slash. More or less PWP.

Lizard: Enter into the cracktastic and humorific world of Language Lessons with the Transformers! Because even giant alien robots need phonics!

"They can't have gone far...We only gave them five minutes to hide"

50 word prompts revolving around Prowl and Jazz.

Has your Ratchet broken? Thinking of ordering a First Aid? Read all about how to ensure maximal enjoyment of your transformer.

Praxian's tend to leave behind more than other mechs. Bluestreak ponders this. PxJ, Bx? Post G1/Movie.

Everything has a story behind it. Sometimes the simplest of objects can have the deepest of meanings.

Chapter 10! More Red Alert/Inferno! Red gets an unexpected visit from two very familiar mechs from his past. P/J will be sprinkled in. It is slashy, some angst. *Been Warned*

Arranged bonds were unusual but not unheard of. This one was different from all others because it was arranged by the High Lord Optimus Prime. AU

"Prowl, I need you to have a look at my aft; bots have been staring at it and snickering all day!"

Just a spoonful of sugar makes the energon go down, in the most delightful way!

P/J - Jazz breaks Prowl's desk in an attempt to get the Second's attention. Luckily, Jazz knows where to get a nice, new one.

G1-verse. Thundercracker always thought he would be the suitor, but Skywarp had other ideas. Warning: Slash. Skywarp/Thundercracker. Heavily implied Starscream/Skyfire. Cover art by kur0ageha.

Jazz after a rare moment with Prowl realises that his feelings are returned and becomes rather determined to seduce Prowl until he finally admits... Love does conquer all!

It was a giraffe. A baby giraffe... and it was staring at him.

Movieverse. A crack story. It started out as psychological warfare in response to a distrustful Red Alert's innumerable and quite annoying cameras. Then it escalated.

Admitting to love was the easy part. Actually acting on it may just be the death of Prowl. Continuation of "To Woo a Datsun."

Wheeljack's machine accidently turns Sideswipe into a newborn sparkling and it's up to Sunstreaker to watch over him. However, a programming in the yellow twin is activated leaving Sunstreaker into an over-protective mother that leads to extreme cuteness.

At the start of every new year, friends and family celebrate together the start of a new hope. All but one. / Might, might not continue. Depends on you!

How Jazz and Prowl came together. Now COMPLETE! Happy New Years!

A LJ P&J Community September Anniversary challenge. Day 8- Prompt: oblivious. / A mech has been flirting with Prowl and it kills Jazz that his bonded is so damn oblivious. SLASH! Be warned.

It would have been better if we had never met. For Jazz, a second chance at life might cause more harm than good.

G1, dark AU, oneshot. Sunstreaker's thoughts on the puzzle that is his ward, the stupidity of humans, the dichotomy of his comrades, and the illusion that is sanity.

Post-ROTF. On board the air craft carrier headed back to Diego Garcia, Sam has a slight mental breakdown.

Prowl is infamous for being a logical, nigh emotionaless thinker who's better at battle calculations than interpersonal relationships. How he was roped into taking care of the last survivor of Praxus is anyone's guess.

The Pharaoh uses a spell to force Yami Bakura out of Ryou's body, but unfortunately for Ryou it doesn't work quite as well as intended. Bakura x Ryou, Complete

Mori finds himself losing control of his emotions and can't help the desire to taste Honey's cake... MorixHoney/HoneyxMori. YAOI. FLUFF. You've been warned.

Prowl, Bumblebee and Sunstreaker are pulled into an alternate universe along with Starscream and his trine. They must put aside their differences if they ever wish to see their home again. Will contain violence and non con. Rating will change to reflect.

Yaoi, BxR The Ring's gone, and even though Bakura is still there, things can't go back the way they were.

Walls collapsing, and feet pounding frantically against the dirt floor. Ryou can't help but wonder if this feeling of emptiness is normal. Bakura is dead, and Ryou can't seem to free his mind from the past, even while he's running for his life...RXB

Prowl has a crush on someone for the first time. Not knowing what to do or how to act, he reaches for his best friend's help. After all, who is better at seducing a bot then Jazz? But, what happens when Jazz starts getting jealous?

Praxus has been destroyed, but Prowl can't bring himself to care. Prowl may have grown up there, but it was never his home. Prowl's thoughts during the rescue missions. Rated T for mentions of abuse.

It's Hikaru and Kaoru's seventeenth birthday. Annnd...there's insanity. Awesome.

A class assignment forces Ryou to face some things he'd rather forget. One-shot.

Prowl has decided to let Jazz in on his darkest secret, but can Jazz handle knowing just who Prowl really was? Rated for mentions of violence, to be safe.

The truth will always come out, one way or another. One-shot.

2009 MOVIEVERSE Lennox discovers the duties that being a 'Prime' involves when he stumbles across one of Optimus Prime's private moments. Ch 18 - Ironhide explodes over being told to keep his hands off anything female. Bumblebee protects Mikaela.

You know all those stories about Seekers in heat and going through breeding cycles? Well, Jazz didn’t. He does now.

Sometimes it takes a miracle to get what you want. If all else fails, you should just quit while you're behind.

TFA: Written for the February Challenge 2010: Chinese New Year. Jazz remembers the human celebration that he spent with Prowl and realises just how much Prowl means to him. Warnings: Possible need for tissues.

Crack fic: The fun and mischief that can be had when rainbow sprinkles are involved! Complete silliness with a hint of smut ONESHOT

Partially inspired by "A Child Called It", this is a peek at Prowl's tragic past. There IS abuse and suicide in this fic. DO NOT READ IF EASILY TRIGGERED! I don't want to make anyone cry from not being prepared, so I'M WARNING YOU NOW

Hikaru and Kaoru always talk in sync. It's not a choice, it's a habit. No pairings.

Bakura has a crush on Ryou. His best friends Malik and Marik are Friends with Ryou. But wait! Ryou's not a girl Bakura, he's a boy! High school au fic, a bit different to the normal high school fics. YAOI! Bakura / Ryou, Marik / Malik rated M 2 be safe

Hikaru had always been the one to forget those special days; Kaoru was the kind, romantic idiot that expected him to remember and always got mad when he didn't... Right? Oneshot: Hikakao.

A series of one-shots centered around Prowl, Jazz, Sustreaker and Sideswipe in the academy. G-1 verse.

“Sunstreaker doesn’t exist, Sideswipe. The sooner you accept that, the better it will go for us all. Don’t you want to be sane again, Sideswipe?” slight AU. Oneshot.

. . . because it makes Kaoru happy. Essentially a bit of fluff inspired by Hikaru's complaint that Kaoru always crawls into his bed. Kaoru has a bad dream, and Hikaru can't quite wake up.

Takuya never thought of Kouji in THAT way until one day he sees Kouji in a different light. Literally. What will happen when he realizes his friend's real beauty? One shot.TakuyaXKouji.Reviews wanted/needed.

Optimus and several other Autobots are requested to attend a Sexual Harassment class, but in the end don't really end up learning all that much. Canon pairings, and some hints of Arcee/Sides. ONE-SHOT. COMPLETE.

Eighth In The 'Desire' Series: An mission gone wrong, forces Prowl and Jazz to confront the feelings that exist between them. With interesting results...

Kitty!Prowl/Jazz- Jazz falls to pieces after Prowl is killed. Prowl discovers there was something important Jazz never got to tell him, so he is granted a chance to return to the living to find out. The only condition is, he is returned as a catbot.

Sunny and Sides were sent on a mission to Iacon, and have returned to the Ark. They're glad to be home. Is everyone else?

When one of Wheeljack's experiments blows up, the consequences take their toll on the Ark's crew. Sparklings ahead! Warnings: Slash Pairings hinted/implied.

Hikaru and Kaoru were incredibly similar and incredibly different. Hikaru/Kaoru, one-shot

Jazz was desperate, desperate enough to search Youtube for advice on his current problem: getting a kiss from prowl.Follow Jazz in his attempts leading up to the glorious moment.

Stroking it does nothing, but a firm grip... .o OptimusxMikaela, takes place after A Road Paved in Friendship. o.

G1. WARNING: mentions sticky, nothing explicit. Chapter one: Spike gets lost in the vent system of the Ark, and he discovers that what happens behind closed doors is meant to stay behind closed doors. Prowl/Jazz mentioned.

TF:A Jazz and Prowl share a moment, though Prowl had to be woken up to get said moment. Implied slash, rated T

Trifle not with mechs whose best friends are Special Ops agents. It never ends well. MiragexHound. Rated M for a reason

For once in their life, the twins realise that its up to them to save some teammates. But the rescue mission becomes a little more dire when its the Saboteur and Tactician... Rubbish summary o-o R&R Friendly!

Even if they were in different factions in this endless war, they were still Father and Son.

One-shot, complete. Reposted. Bumblebee and the Witwickys, along with Mikaela, celebrate the 'bot's first Easter with an egg hunt. Bee/Witwicky and Bee/Mikaela friendship. Mikaela/Sam pairing. Side story of sorts to 'A Very Jazzy Easter'.

One-shot, complete. Reposted. Jazz and Mikaela celebrate the Autobots' first Easter with an egg hunt. Jazz/Mikaela friendship. Regular pairings with some Autobot/OC. Now up, 4 side stories. Check profile for info.

A joke gone right. One person yells 'You killed Kenny' and the entire room erupts into chaos. Hints of Mikaela/Sam, and Jazz is ressurrected for this fic. I own nothing but my love for the movies. ONE-SHOT. COMPLETE.

“You are my yami. Mine. No one else should have you. We're two halves of one soul, we should always be together...” Ryou’s being torn apart inside as he watches himself lose his yami to the other darks. Onesided RxYB, mentioned YYxYBxYM

2007 movie: "Great. Everyone will be saying 'Awww' before they die." Blackout and Scorponok, Qatar. Oneshot. R&R please!

For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction. It is never nice, it is never neat, and it always hurts like the Pit.

Sequel to "Black Crayons," but not necessary to understand the story. What is Ironhide's thoughts on Annabelle's drawings?

The crew watched as Prowl was the one to chase Jazz instead of the other way around. Prowl/Jazz was the winning pair on my poll. Here's the first fic for them.

ABANDONED/DEAD. YGOHP It's been weeks since the Fourth Year, where Harry Potter bravely stood against the Dark Lord, and failed to stop his return. Death Eaters and Master continue to plan in secret, one of which will not only alter the Order's lives, but several others…

Dying alone on the battlefield, Brawl gets one last visit from a "friend"...or is he?

Jealousy in romance is like salt in food." A new relationship is established. Lighthearted cotton candy fluff. PJ.

HPYGO crossover. Yami, Yugi, Ryou, Bakura, Malik, and Marik go to Hogwarts. While they're there they make new friends, learn magic, and much more. YMxM, BxR, YYxY, YMxMxBxR. Mentions of SxJ. On Hiatus.

A rumour about Prowl being a femme is spreading like wildfire aboard the Ark. Unfortunately for the poor tactician, he’s the last one to hear about it.

A confused Prowl wanders the streets of Sanopi, unaware that all he sees is an illusion and that in reality he is dying.

While shopping with Bonecrusher, Brawl buys a box of used records. He then procedes to drive the other Decepticons crazy when a certain annoying record ends up on repeat...

Hikaru/Haruhi : Kaoru/Hikaru :: Everything ended when Hikaru kissed Haruhi.

Scorponok tries to introduce Blackout to a new Earth concept, but Blackout is more concerned with work than his bonded subordinate's discovery. But in the end, you reap what you sow. Blackout/Scorponok

*One-Shot* Prowl could tell that when they had taken his music, they had taken Jazz’s spirit. *Mentions Torture*

TF:A Not taking the time to understand local traditions is a very good way to get your aft handed to you. JxP

Drabble, Movieverse. In which there is character death, in more ways than one.

They have no truths. They have no lies. They have each other. And they have many faces. Hitachiin-centric.

Prowl wakes up in the Autobot workshop, on a strange planet, with no recollection of how he got there. Additionally, he is faced with an odd conundrum: why are his fighting companions treating him like an enemy?

Bakrua makes a mess that Ryou won't clean up. Rated for a reason.

What happens when two Decepticons get lost and end up in Silent Hill?

A YuGiOhHarry Potter Crossover...From the east four shall come. Thief King, Pharaoh, Priest and Guardian, Two to the Lion, two the Snake. The gap between the two will be bridged...

Jazz has been seeing and hearing things around the Ark concerning his relationship with Prowl, and they do not a happy saboteur make.

Though he succeeded in making his brother happy, Kaoru forgot about himself. TamaKao, HikaHaru

Those with vision needed it to see. .o Animated. JazzxProwl SLASH o.

A sequel to Temperature. Long story short... there's trouble in paradise. Another series of short Hitachiin things, in the general trend of romance and angst.

G1: It started out as an offer of friendship. Then, two mechs who had nothing in common realized there was more to friendship and caring than just what was on the outside. And from a common friendship, something more begins to arise. Slash: Hound/Mirage.

2007 movieverse: Jazz meets an old friend after a long separation.

G1, slash - Four Christmases at the Ark, featuring the second- and third-in-command of the Autobots. Contains touching realizations, the first and only Autobot civil war, and...Huffer the Glitter Fairy?

By HanChan.YGOHP crossover. The hikaris and yamis are invited to Hogwarts to take part in the Triwizard Tournament. BR YYY MM SJ hinted HarryDraco

Suddenly, she found herself glad she never made it to the prom. .o Movieverse, botxhuman OptimusxMikaela o.

Post2007movie. Prowl was once one of the best Autobot officers, but something happened a long time ago to turn him into the monster known as Barricade. Now, after the defeat of Megatron, Jazz is determined to bring him back.

Hikaru strongly believed that he was asexual. Well, except for his twin. Always except for Kaoru. A KaoXHika Tale. [Cherry]

G1 - Jazz didn't know what he was starting when he convinced Prowl to attend the party welcoming the new reinforcements to Earth...all he can do now is keep laughing, and hope the horror of it all never catches up to him.

No matter how hard he tries, Bumblebee cannot hear the ocean. BumblebeeSam.

G1, slash - If Prime ever ordered Prowl to lead another rescue operation, the tactician would be torn between flatout refusing, or just shooting his commander...

It scared me that I could do anything to him and it wouldn’t matter. So that’s why I decided to test his limits. [Hikaru's POV.] [Rated M for explicit content.]

Crackfic and now a twoshot. Sideswipe finds a song on the Internet...that perfectly describes the day he's about to have. Songfic.Forgot who the song was by.

A collection of crackfics involving everyone's favorite Transformers. Bee gets a tummy rub, Sunny crushes on Megatron and Frenzy kills a priest... What the hell?

Blackout indulges in a bit of self pity, and Scorponok indulges his curiousity about Blackout's new rotors. Premovie, Earth

He went from wishing she'd stop to praying that she wouldn't. FUNNY! IMPLIED RatchetxIronhide SLASH at the very end

I think Kaoru likes making sounds. [HikaXKao] [Hikaru's POV.]

A world of doubt and pain hide behind Jazz's carefree mask. Drabblet, one shot, slash

Skorponok gets a bath and remembers how he met Blackout

[movieverse] It started off as a simple game but Bumblebee and Jazz soon learn that there's more to Sam and Mikaela than they originally thought. ONESHOT

...A series of short Hitachiin things. 100 words each. Now a romance... now actually telling a story despite my best efforts. And now complete.

[ Hikaru x Kaoru ] Hikaru watches Kaoru sleep and is mesmerized.

The clock is ticking and midnight is not far away.... [Implied HikaruXKaoru]

And I'll Carve Your Name In My Broken Heart. [Kaoru POV on how he thinks he's losing Hikaru and he just doesn't want to. First OHSHCfic. Please review! KaoruxHikaru]

A series of drabbles focusing on Hikaru and Kaoru: their love, their friendship, and their hardships. [Contains Hitachiincest]

By virtue of a careless comment, Kaoru and Kyouya have a conversation about what the carriage stopping will really mean for Kaoru and Hikaru, as well as Kyouya himself. Not KyouyaKaoru.

Dear Reader, whoever you may be, I have a story to tell, and if you're willing to listen, it starts like this: HikaruXKaoru No longer a oneshot, because Hikaru's reply is here! Chapter 3 to come.

Really short HikaruKaoru oneshot. That's all there is to it.

Hikaru always has nightmares, and always runs to Kaoru. Basis of their relationship. Drabble. Fluff. Not incestuous.

Kaoru always did love storms. Now Hikaru knows why. [HikaruxKaoru]

One-shot. The twins' mother plays the 'Which One Is Hikaru Game'.

Tamaki takes a magazine quiz about true love. A conversation between Tamaki and Kyouya ensues. VeryCute!Tamaki alert. Innocently TK, oneshot

[ Hikaru x Kaoru ] Kaoru pushed Hikaru away only to have him come right back.

Determined to deepen Haruhi and Hikaru’s friendship, Kaoru embarks on a series of dastardly plots in order to push them closer together. However, when his own jealous feelings start to get in the way, what will he do? HikaruKaoru. COMPLETE!

Hikaru's response to a simple question from Haruhi. Drabbleish. [Implied twincest]

Warnings: OneShot, Lemon, Yaoi, Twincest

The twins get braces. Another lovely short story about the twins and their mum. twincest and humour. CRACK FIC! It's for fun so enjoy.

Read to find out. oneshot .Twincest. Dedicated to my friend wickedlylady. Rated T. Soft M.

It's cosplay, Kaoru says, lifting a foot and leaning back against the cushions to cross his legs, distracting Hikaru, though very briefly, with the movement of his bare thighs. sexuality, crossdressing, HikaruKaoru. For mature audience.

A series of flashbacks told in no particular order. Kaoru looks back and realizes Hikaru’s hand has always been in his. HikaruxKaoru

After Hikaru indirectly asks Kaoru, the Hitachiin twins switch who is on top one night. They lose their virginity to each other all over again. Romantic Lemon

Hikaru and Kaoru have always been together in their own little world. But now that the barrier has been penetrated, the twins are drifting apart...and only one of them notices. Now, the other is about to find out in a way he never expected.

Hikaru and Kaoru have always liked playing games. Haven't they?

While the gang's on a trip to Las Vegas, they end up getting married while drunk. And since they all woke up in one big pile on the floor, they don't know who married who. Pairings: YBx?, YYx?, YMx?, Rx?, Yx?, Mx?, Sx?, Jx?, Ox?

To Hikaru and Kaoru, symmetry is as important as pants. [Twins]

Ever wonder how, exactly, the rare hunters got their outfits? I mean, come on you can't find long purple robes with egyptian eye's and chains on them just anywere. See the horrors Malik had to go through...

The twins teach their Lord about manners. [Oneshot] [HikaruxKaoru]

Much to Hikaru's dismay, he never dropped his habit of kicking Kaoru off the bed they shared every night. Can they both ever get a good night's sleep? [Twins]

Hikaru and Kaoru's POV for the end of episode 5, as well as a little something that may or may not have happened behind the scenes...

[Twincest, shounenai, HikaruxKaoru] Only a week into highschool, the Hitachiin brothers are faced with the idea of separation, with some interesting results. [oneshot]

This was one of the boldest moves they'd ever made, and though their lord's reaction promised to be less than pleasant, they doubted the merchandise was going to suffer. twincentric, slight hitachiincest

Five vignettes about five ways memory can deceive us

[G1]... Sunstreaker is chosen as one of the mechs bound for the Moonbase. Sideswipe is being left behind at Autobot City. How will the Twins handle the news... TFs property of HasTak...Contains Lambofluff..

Pairings: R-B, Y-Y, M-M, Seto-Joey, Duke-Tristan, Mai-Tea, Mokuba-Serenity, Weevil-Rex, Isis-Shadi Summary: The gift that keeps on annoying: really funny T-shirt slogans that have been Egyptianized, and cause some -- okay, a lot -- of trouble.

What happens when Yuugi, Ryou, and Malik get accepted into Hogwarts? Adventure and romance ensue! [YAOI]

Ryou Bakura is working on a project for art class, and the spirit of the ring is proving to be both a help and a hindrance.

Aang may be 12, but it doesn’t mean he’s naïve. [AxK. Slight citrus. Comedy. Angst. One shot.]

G1. Prowl, forced into having a day off, has no idea what to do with himself.

[One-shot] Malik is upset, and Mariku is more than happy to cheer him up... Note the rating! MM, implied BR

Yugi, Ryou, and Malik always seem to go to Hogwarts, but what if someone else was to go? Such as the reincarnation of a certain High Priest? And this time Voldemort’s NOT after the Mill. Items… COMPLETE.

[Shounenai: BakuraRyou, other pairings] Bakura is failing at keeping his dirty little thoughts off of Ryou.

(for rain-streaked) Ryou can't sleep. Therefore, neither can Bakura. Late-night discussions, personal djinns, and strange wishes that will never come true...or will they?

Ryou's not as innocent and naive as he seems. In fact, quite the opposite. Poor, poor Bakura... -Chapter 14 up, Finally!-

Bakura has always been wary of trying out new 20th century things, especially when it's Ryou's idea. Oneshot.

Yugi and Yami both have a telent for winning. Marik and Malik are both insane. What do Ryou and Bakura share? Yami has five guesses to figure it out, or he loses the puzzle, his life. Yugi's life, and the lives of his three friends.

Nightwing walked towards her (Starfire) 'Time's run out' He handed her the clock. 'But hope is forever'

AU:A certine silver-haired Yami gained all that he desired and more...what of his Hikari?

Bakura and Marik are causing some mischief for Yugi and the gang.

Please note that this is humour. Dedicated to Bakura-beats-Ryou fics everywhere! Slight yaoi

So, what happens when you send six gay, or almost gay, boys to the beach for a long weekend? Fun in the sun, a near death experience. Then it rains... Strip poker and truth or dare! y/y r/b j/s YAOI

“Never you fear, my girly-little Aibou, for your Yami is a master backseat driver! I’ll make sure you’ll pass your driving test!” This what Bakura tells Ryou. Who knew a car ride could turn into the craziest roadtrip ever?