This is for those who cried to the Ghost Of You.

For those who felt empowered during Famous Last Words.

For those who felt they could relate to Im Not Okay.

For those who want to start a riot because of Teenagers.

For those who are Demiliton Lovers.

For those who Killed All There Friends.

This is for those who got Welcomed To The Black Pararde.

For those who aren't Afraid To Keep On Living.

Who aren't Afraid To Walk This World Alone.

So lets Crash The Cemetry Gates with heads held high and MCR in out hearts because we are the MCRmy.

For anyone who loves Gerard no matter what colour his hair was.

For anyone who loves that Pansy Frank and was worried when he got sick.

For anyone who has ever fantasied about playing with Ray's hair.

For anyone who got worried when Bob got burnt.

For anyone who cried every single time Gerard got drunk or high.

For anyone who bought MCR's new ablum the very second they could and protect it with their lives.

For anyone who can't watch The Ghost Of You without crying when Mikey gets shot.

For anyone who isn't okay.

For anyone who loves My Chemical Romance with ALL of their black little hearts.

For anyone who didn't just listen to their music, but their lyrics too.

For anyone who thinks they'll die alone.

For anyone who wanted to jump up on stage just to give them hugs.

For anyone who wanted to meet them just to say 'Thank you'.

For anyone who wanted them for their advice, not their money.

For anyone who wants to say 'I love you' without any remorse.

For anyone who is sick of having their heart broken, or getting hurt.

For anyone who can honestly say that MCR saved their lives.

For anyone who gets exited when someone says "Gerard, Frankie, Bob, Mikey, or Ray."

For anyone who gets exited when someone says "My Chemical Romance or MCR."

For anyone who says I am My Chemical Romance with pride, and with honesty.

For anyone who will repost this, and actually take the time.

For anyone who has had a relative say, "Please no more MCR today!"

For anyone who gets excited/ hyper when they see a random person wearing an MCR shirt.

For anyone who will go across the country to see a My Chemical Romance Concert.

For enyone who listens to the message of MCR.

For every one who dont know where they'd be with out them,

For every one whos lives changed the moment they heard one song.

For every one who would hold a funeral procession at school if MCR broke up.

We ARE the MCRmy.

They told us they weren't OK.

They told us vampires would never hurt us.

They want us to say our Famous Last Words and join The Black Parade.

They said the mirror wasn't big enough for the both of them.

They cried for the ghost of us.

They introduced us to Helena.

They don't love us like they did yesterday.

We ARE the MCRmy.

Real MCR fans know more songs than Welcome to the Black Parade.

Real MCR fans know Gerard Way's brother's name.

Real MCR fans get exited and hiper when one of there songs come on the radio.

Real MCR fans punch their cousins/brothers/parents/friends for dissing Gerard's hair or anything about MCR for their sake.

Real MCR fans know the names of everyone in the band and what they do.

Real MCR fans shop for hours just to find a jacket like the band's have for concert.

Real MCR fans will keep reading this.

I AM a Demolition Lover.

I am NEVER Okay.

I WAS Welcomed To The Black Parade.

I AM young and I dont care.

I AM disenchanted.

I AM filled with Unapolagetic Apathy.

I mourned Mikeys glasses and the Death of Pansy

I Live Life On The Murder Scene.

I DID cry to the Ghost Of You.

I DID feel empowered to Famous Last Words.

I worried about Bob and his burn.

I helped Gerard stay sober.

I have an obsession with Rays hair.

I AM NOT Afraid To Keep On Living.

I AM NOT Afraid To Walk This World Alone.

I DID Crash The Cemetry Gates.

I Brought You My Bullets When You Brought Me Your Love.

I DID give Three Cheers For Sweet Revenge.

I DO know What They Do To Guys Like Us In Prison.

Ive Given Em Hell And Hung Em High.

I HAVE Killed All My Friends.

I DID give you gallons of blood.

I HAVE seen the Early Sunsets Over Monroeville.

Vampires CAN NEVER hurt me.

I AM dead and I will be buried in all my favourite colors, BLACK.

SO SHUT YOUR EYES, KISS ME GOODBYE AND SLEEP. THESE ARE OUT FAMOUS LAST WORDS. SO THANK YOU FOR THE VENOM, SO LONG AND GOOD NIGHT.

I AM the MCRmy and, they DID save my life.

98 of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile..

If you are absolutely in love with Stephenie Meyer's fictional charater Edward, from twilight, copy and paste this into your profile

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Triggonseed, The Only Innocent Writer Here-Yumi, EstellaB, NarnianMelody, tookieclothespen, bellabookworm9, GoodyGoody23, EdwardIsMyLover, FreakyTwilightLovero, Vampires_Rock., RENT Head - A Guardian Angel

-If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than 5 consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

Weird is good. Strange is bad. Odd is what you call someone who you can't decide what to call them. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which means weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile. .

pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

If you think everyone's out of their mind, copy and paste this into your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends, if it's not them, it's you.

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica, I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, Bookworm-Booklover, Jasper's Fangirl, vampirechick123, Topaz Eyes Sing My Lullaby, Vampires-Rock4eva, RENT Head - A Guardian Angel, Magic Writer 207

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, Bookworm-Booklover, Jasper's Fangirl, vampirechick123, Topaz Eyes Sing My Lullaby, Vampires-Rock4eva, RENT Head - A Guardian Angel, Magic Writer 207

Girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!

Guy: No, this is fun.

Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.

Guy: Then tell me you love me.

Girl: I love you, now slow down!

Guy: Now give me a big hug.

She gives him a big hug

Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.

In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you. A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you. A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

A good friend helps you find your prince. A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move the bodies.

A good friend will bail you out of jail. A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

A good friend asks you to write down your number. A best friend has you on speed dial.

Funny government thing

History Mystery

Have a history teacher explain this-- if they can.

Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.

Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.

Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
Both wives lost their children while living in the White House.

Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
Both Presidents were shot in the head

Now it gets really weird.

Lincoln's secretary was named Kennedy.
Kennedy's secretary was named Lincoln

Both were assassinated by Southerners.
Both were succeeded by Southerners named Johnson.

Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.
Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.

John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839.
Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.

Both assassins were known by their three names.
Both names are composed of fifteen letters.

Now hang on to your seat.

Lincoln was shot at the theater named 'Ford.'
Kennedy was shot in a car called 'Lincoln' made by 'Ford.'

Lincoln was shot in a theater and his assassin ran and hid in a warehouse.
Kennedy was shot from a warehouse and his assassin ran and hid in a theater.

Booth and Oswald were both assassinated before their trials.

And here's the kicker...

A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland

A week before Kennedy was shot, and he was with Marilyn Monroe.

Creepy huh?

I amthe girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I amthe prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We arethe parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I amthe man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I amthe foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I amone of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I amnot one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We arethe couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I amthe mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I amthe domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I amthe domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I amthe father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I amthe home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn’t have to always deal with society hating me.
I amthe man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I amthe person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

Complete Sarcasm

1) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.

2) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Brittany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

9) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...

Re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage

Something that I feel should be here. Repost this if you think that labeling people is wrong. Bold are ones that pertain to me.

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.

I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz

I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.

I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.

I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.

I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals

I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.

I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.

I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.

I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.

I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...

I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.

I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.

I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.

I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.

I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.

I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".

I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.

I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.

I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.

I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a tree-hugging hippie.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.

I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.

I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.

I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.

.I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser

I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll.

I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.

I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO

I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.

I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited

I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13

I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy

I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas

I’m a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction

I’m a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude

I’m STRAIGHT EDGE, so I must be violent.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly... or crazy.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.

I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.

I'm SINGLE, so I MUST be ugly.

I'm a SKATER, so I must do weed and steal stuff

I'm ASIAN, so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7

I'm MIXED, so I must be screwed up.

I'm MUSLIM, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm in a BAND, so I MUST be a dork.

I'm MORMON, so I MUST be perfect

I'm WHITE and have black friends, so I MUST think I'm black

I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.

I'm on a DANCE team, so I MUST be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob

I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.

I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon

I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.

I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.

I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.

I'm PREP, so I MUST be rich.

I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.

I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.

I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.

I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.

I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.

I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.

I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.

I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.

I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE... So I MUST be a whore myself.

I'm TEXAN, so I MUST ride a horse

I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist

I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I MUST be homosexual.

I draw ANIME, so I MUST be a freak.

I am a FANGIRL, so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I WATCH PORN, so I MUST be perverted.

I'm an ONLY CHILD, so I MUST be spoiled.

I'm INTELLIGENT, so I MUST be weak.

I am AMERICAN, so I MUST be an obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.

I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep

I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.

I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.

I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.

I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.

I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.

I'm ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!

I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.

I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE

I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser

I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.

I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.

I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins

I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion

I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.

I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.

I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.

I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.

I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.

I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.

I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish

I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.

I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.

I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.

I’m STRONG, so I MUST be stupid.

I'm Australian, so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s

I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times

I’m GAY, so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.

I don’t want a BOYFRIEND, so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN, so I MUST just need converting.

I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.

I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.

I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.

I am QUIET and POLITE, so I MUST be a pushover.

I prefer FANTASY and SCI-FI, so I MUST be out of touch with reality.

I love TO LEARN, so I MUST be boring.

I'm WHITE, so I MUST be a racist.

I'm a GUY with LONG HAIR, so I MUST be a druggie.

I'm good with COMPUTERS, so I MUST be a nerd/geek.

I'm a GUY, so I MUST love sports.

I'm NOT RELIGIOUS, so I MUST be treated like crap until I pray to your god.

I am a GIRL, so boys MUST be better than me at sports.

I am a PUSHOVER, so I MUST have controlling friends

I am not EMO, so I MUST be uncool.

I am WHITE and I like to DANCE, so I MUST be lame

I don't act DEPRESSED, so I MUST be weird.

I am SKINNY, so I MUST be sensitive about my weight.

I am a CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST go to church every Sunday.

I am a CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST not do anything on Halloween.

I am POOR, so I MUST not have good hygiene.

I am a HOUSEWIFE, so I MUST have no self respect.

I consider myself 'NORMAL', so I MUST be boring.

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have no clue

I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this

My name is Mary

I am three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all

I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says it’s my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But it’s now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Mary

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me…

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school

He told his friends that it was cool

And when he pulled the trigger back

It shot with a great, big crack

Mummy I was a good girl

I did what I was told

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold

But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye

I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry

When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another

And all because he got the gun from his older brother

Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much

And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush

And tell my little sister that she is the only one now

And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best

Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest

Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class

And never to forget this and please don't let this pass

Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this

Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss

And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try

I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry

Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest

But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest

Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack

Mummy listen to me if you would

I wanted to go to college

I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with daddy

On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married

I wanted to have a kid

I wanted to be an actress

Mummy I wanted to live

But mummy I must go now

The time is getting late

Mummy tell my Chris

I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date

I love you mummy I always have

I know you know it's true

Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"

In memory of the Columbian students that were lost

Please if you would

Pass this around

I'd be happy if you could

Don't smash this on the ground

If you pass this on

Maybe people will cry

Just keep this in heart

For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"

To Every Girl:

To every girl that is SCARED to
put her heart out there again,
because she has been HURT
too many times or so badly.

To every girl that has been
cheated on,
because she's not a slut
who gives it up to any guy.

To every girl that
dresses cute,
not skanky.

To every girl who
wants to be called
beautiful, not hot.

To every girl that will spend her
whole day looking
for the perfect present for you.

To every girl who gets her heart
broken, because he
chose that bitch instead.

To every girl that would die
to have a decent boyfriend.

To every girl who would just once
like to be treated like a princess.

To every girl that cries at night
because of another heartbreak.

To every girl that won't get
down on her knees and open
her mouth just to get a boyfriend.

To every girl that
just wants to hold hands.

To every girl that
kisses him with meaning.

To every girl who
just wishes he cared more.

To every girl who would just
once want a guy to give their
jacket up when they are cold.

To every girl who
just wants him to call.

To every girl who lies
awake at night thinking about him.

To every girl that
just wants to cuddle.

To every girl that
just wants to sleep with
him without having sex.

To every girl who shows how much
she cares and gets nothing back.

To every girl that thought
"maybe this one could be the one."

To every girl that laughs at stupid stuff
when she actually doesn't think it is funny.

To every girl who is just
looking for that one and
only. and is having a rough
time along the way.

To every girl that doesn't want
a guy who just plays with her
emotions but actually cares about
how she feels.

To every girl who wants
words backed up with actions.

To every girl that fell for all the lies
only to find themselves alone in the end.

To every girl that gave her heart away
to have it shoved back in her face.
never again

To every girl that has faith that
"tomorrow will be a better day."
And it will be.

If you are a nice girl put this on you profile under the title : "To every girl."

If you are a guy that thinks every girl should try to think about even a few of these things repost it as "I am looking for this girl" or if u have this girl put this on you profile under the title "I have this girl"

Serious stuff over, now is the funny stuff.

If You...

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, put this on your profile.

If you hate those irritating mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites put this on your profile.

If you are weird and proud of it, put this on your profile.

If you and your friends have a nickname title or anything else for each other, put this on your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, put this on your profile.

If you don't watch Laguna Beach, O.C., or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and you are proud of it, put this on your profile.

If there are times you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, put this on your profile.

If you've been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing maniacally, put this on your profile.

If you have run into a tree, put this on your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile

If you love yaoi/shounen-ai, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever laughed maniacally, choked and/or gagged from lack of oxygen, and then fainted dramatically, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved on to rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that has stayed loyal to either rock or metal, put this in your profile.

If you have ever stared at a Juice container because it said 'Concentrate', copy and paste this into your profile.

Put this in your profile if you didn't know the Alphabet Song, Twinkle Twinkle Little Star, and Baa Baa Black Sheep had the same tune, and were all composed by Mozart.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think that those kids should just give up and let Lucky have his stupid cereal back, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASEcopy this into your profile.

If you think that Sasuke from Naruto completely has to have the nick-name 'Chicken Butt Hair Dude', copy this to your profile while laughing your ass off.

If you've ever fallen asleep in a class, paste this to your profile.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.

If you think that those stupid kids should just give that poor Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever fallen for any of these, "If you have ever," things copy and paste this into your profile.

Too many people have smoked marijuana. If you haven't, put this in your profile.

If you ran up a "Down" escalator, copy this into your profile

If a glass door has spontaneously appeared out of nowhere... copy and paste this into your profile

If you’ve ever laughed so hard so started crying copy and paste this onto your profile

If you’ve ever slapped yourself and/or banged your head on a table for no reason copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you KNOW the voice in your head are real, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!

If you have ever changed your password on something and forgotten it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever gotten a lock (like one on a locker) and put it on something, then forgot the combination, copy and paste this into your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you’ve ever accidentally forgotten to breath copy and paste this onto your profile.

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuudge! If you are really random put this on your profile.

If you think that life without computers is useless, copy this to your profile.

If you have too much time on your hands and spend all of it on then copy and paste this onto your profile.

If English is your worst subject, AND YOU SPEAK IT, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off!

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile.

42.7 percent of statistics are made up on the spot.

If your profile is longer than the chapters of most of your stories copy and paste this to your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer

ONLY IN AMERICA

1. Only in America ...can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.

2. Only in America ...are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.

3. Only in America ...do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

4. Only in America ...do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

5. Only in America ...do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

6. Only in America ...do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

7. Only in America ...do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't want to talk to in the first place.

8. Only in America ...do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

9. Only in America ...do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.

10. Only in America ...do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering

You Know You Live in 2009 When…

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don’t have a screen name or myspace.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) You read this list, & keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You actually scrolled back up to check that there was a number 5.

11.) & now you’re laughing at your stupidity.

12.) Now you’re thinking “I have to put this on my profile”

13.) Put this in your profile if you fell for it. And you know you did!

I got this from Frozen Wolf13

The European Commission has just announced that English will be the official
language of the European Union. German, which was the other possibility, narrowly missed out.

During negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and accepted a 5-year phase-in plan that would
become known as "Euro-English".

In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly this will make
sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favor of "k".
This should klear
up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter.

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the
troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like
fotograf 2 shorter.

In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to
reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments
will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a
deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the
silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away.

By the 4th yer pepl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with
"z"
and "w" with "v".

During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining
"ou"
and after zis fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no
mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza.
Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.

Und after zis fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German; lik zey vunted in ze
forst plas.

If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl

This too is from frozen Wolf13

Here's a joke...

there are 3 men who need to get across a lake...

the 1st one prays to God asking for the strength to get across...

he gets big muscles and swims across...

but almost dies 5 times...

the 2nd one prays to God for the strength and the tools he needs to get across...

he gets his big muscles and boat and rows across...

but he almost dies 3 times...

the 3rd one prays to God, for the strength, tools, and the brains...

he turns into a woman...

walks 4 yards...

and crosses the bridge

The guide to Itachi cyber style:
/o\ -LOL
/_\ -Happy
O/_\O -Shock
O/_\o -Shifty Eyes
@/_\@ -Confused
o/_\o; -Sweat Drop
/_\ -Squee!
O/_\ -Wink

Heheh...Friends or BEST Friend

FRIENDS:Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS:Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying "DANG! We messed up!
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS:Won’t tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you’re not down anymore.
FRIENDS:Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS:Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS:Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS:Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd’s butt that left you
FRIENDS:Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME"
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS:Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS:Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "Girl, drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!"
FRIENDS:Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crap!

Famous Last Words:
"It's fireproof."
"So, you're a cannibal."
"Are you sure the power is off?"
"Pull the pin and count to what?"
"Which wire was I supposed to cut?"
"I wonder where the mother bear is."
"Don't worry, I've seen this done on TV."
"These are the good kind of mushrooms."
"I'll hold it and you light the fuse."
"You look just like Charles Manson."
"Let it down slowly."
"This doesn't taste right."
"I can make this light before it changes."
"I can do that with my eyes closed."
"look ma! no hands!"
"Don't be so superstitious."
"Luke, I lied. Bill Shatner is your real father." - Darth Vader
"A-four and a-three and a-two and a-one..." - Lawrence Welk
"Don't worry about the Rover. That's no cliff." - NASA techie
"And now that I'm running my life support equipment through Windows 95,
I'll never have to worry about-- beeeeeeeep..."
"I eat guys like you for breakfast!" - Jeffrey Dahmer
"Here I sit all broken-hearted..." -Elvis Presley
"How's he gonna read that magazine rolled up like that?" - Insect
"No, dude, this stuff is completely natural and safe, man. That's why it's called 'herbal.'"
"Don't worry; I'm sure it's dead by now."
"Let's split up, we'll cover more ground."
"Hello is anyone home?"
"Oops."
"Don't worry, it's not contagious."
"Aright, let's see, how do we work this thing?"
"Trust me; I know what I'm doing."
"He can't hear us, he's miles away."
"I'll be right back."
"Hey, what's that beeping sound?"
"I'm sure it's just the wind."
"Of course it's safe!"
"No, this tribe is peaceful!"
"Hey! You look just like Michael Jackson!" (Hehehe)
"Is that thing loaded?"
"I told you so."
"Did you know that crocodiles don't really bite?"
"Ooooh! What does this button do?"
"Ouch! Stupid needle!"

Funny Quotes

"I don't care to belong to a club that accepts people like me as members."-Groucho Marx

"Now they show you how detergents take out bloodstains, a pretty violent image there. I think if you've got a T-shirt with a bloodstain all over it, maybe laundry isn't your biggest problem." -Jerry Seinfeld.

"My neighbor asked if he could use my lawnmower and I told him of course he could, so long as he didn't take it out of my garden."-Eric Morecambe.

"A positive attitude will not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort."-Herm Albright.

"Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so."-Douglas Adams.

"I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally."-WC Fields.

"I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet."-Rodney Dangerfield.

"Have you ever noticed that anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac?"-George Carlin.

"Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.' "-Charlie Brown.

"I'm desperately trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets." -Dave Edison.

"I've been accused of vulgarity. I say that's bullshit."-Mel Brooks.

"Why is it that when you transport something by car, it's called a shipment, but when you transport something by ship, its called cargo?"- Anon.

"Books have knowledge, knowledge is power, power corrupts, corruption is a crime, and crime doesn't pay…so if you keep reading, you'll go broke..."

Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society- Mark Twain.

Get your facts first. And then you can distort them as much as you please- Mark Twain.

Don't let school interfere with your education- Mark Twain

Results! Why man, I have gotten a lot of results! I know several thousand things that won't work!- Thomas A. Edison.

Opportunity is missed by most people because it is dressed in overalls and looks like work- Thomas A. Edison.

A bank is a place that loans you an umbrella in fair weather, then ask for it back when it begins to rain- Robert Frost.

Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines- Stephen Wright.

I don't mind if you sleep in class. Only, please do not snore. You are disturbing others who are trying to sleep. - Dr. C. Rao, UW-Whitewater

(on a lecturer's door): The probability of finding me in this office is inversely proportional to the magnitude of your urgency.

I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me is another matter.-a human

I am 70 of a Virgin at Life. Oooooh, I’m such a goody

Start at 100 and subtract 1 for everything you've done. At the end, repost this as "I am _ of a Virgin at Life".

1. Smoked.
2. Drank alcohol
3. Cried when someone died.
4. Been drunk.
5. Had sex.
6. Been to a concert.
7. gotten/given a handjob.
8. gotten/given a blowjob.
9. Been verbally/sexually harassed.
10. Verbally/sexually harassed somebody.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 97

11. Felt someone up and/or been felt up.
12. Laughed so hard something came out of your nose.
13. Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend before.
14. Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend.
15. Been to prom.
16. Cried at school.
17. Gotten lost in a WalMart or a department store.
18. Went streaking.
19. Given or recieved a lap dance.
20. Had someone of the opposite sex in your room.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 93

21. Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over.
22. Slept over at someone of the opposite sex’s house.
23. Kissed a stranger.
24. Hugged a stranger.
25. Went scuba diving.
26. Driven a car.
27. Gotten an x-ray.
28. Hit by a car.
29. Had a party.
30. Done serious drugs.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 90

31. Played strip poker/darts.
32. Got paid to strip for someone.
33. Run away from home.
34. Broken a bone.
35. Eaten sushi.
36. Bought porn.
37. Watched porn.
38. Made porn.
39. Had a crush on someone of the same sex.
40. Been in love.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 87

41. French kissed.
42. Laughed so hard you cried.
43. Cried yourself to sleep.
44. Laughed yourself to sleep.
45. Stabbed yourself.
46. Shot a gun.
47. Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day.
48. Been online for 9 consecutive hours.
49. Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours.
50. Watched an animal die.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 81

51. Watched a person die
52. Kissed and/or messed around somewhere with at least 1 person present.
53. Pranked somebody
54. Put somebody in the hospital.
55. Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out.
56. Kissed somebody of the same sex.
57. Dressed punk.
58. Dressed goth.
59. Dressed preppy.
60. Been to a motocross race.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 76

61. Avoided somebody
62. Been stalked.
63. Stalked someone.
64. Met a celebrity.
65. Played an instrument.
66. Ridden a horse.
67. Cut yourself.
68. Bungee jumped.
69. Ding dong ditched somebody.
70. Been to a wild party.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 74

71. Got caught stealing something.
72. Kicked/punched a guy in the balls.
73. Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend.
74. Gone out with your friend's crush.
75. Got arrested.
76. Been pregnant.
77. Babysat.
78. Been to another country.
79. Started your house on fire.
80. Had an encounter with a ghost.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 72

81. Donated your hair to cancer patients.
82. Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by.
83. Cried over a member of the opposite sex.
84. Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for over or 3 months.
85. Sat on your butt all day.
86. Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself.
87. Had a job.
88. Gotten cut from a sports team.
89. Been called a whore.
90. Danced like a whore

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 70

91. Been mistaken for a celebrity.
92. Been in a car accident.
93. Been told you have beautiful eyes.
94. Been told you have beautiful hair.
95. Raped somebody.
96. Danced in the rain.
97. Been rejected.
98. Walked out of a restaurant without paying.
99. Punched someone/slapped someone in the face.
100. Been raped

Total: virgin.

You know that you're addicted to NCIS when...

1. You have seen every episode several times and still never get tired of it.

2. You will yell if someone tries bothers you on Tuesday night when you are watching a new episode of NCIS.

3. You find yourself Gibbs Slapping people. (Or yourself)

4. You have had a dream about it or involving one of the characters.

5. You daze out while sitting at your desk and imagine yourself running along side Tony and Ziva with your gun drawn yelling, "Federal agents! Drop your weapon!"

6. You watch the movies that Tony has mentioned. As many as humanly possible that is.

7. You wish USA would put more than just three episodes a night on.

8. You have started using military refernces. Hit the head, scuttle butt, hit the rack, etc.

9. The majority of television you watch is of NCIS.

10. You smell something funny or hear a beeping sound and your mind goes to a chemical attack or a bomb.

11. You call people Probie and use McNicknames.

12. Your dog goes missing and you say to, "Put out a BOLO."

13. You try and convince every person you meet to watch it.

14. You use the term Hinky.

15. You find yourself singing Tony's undercover song at odd times.

16. When anyone says your obsessed, you reply starts "Yeah, Gibbs would say that."

17. You have hooked your family and friends as well

18. On Tuesday, your friends ask and answer the question, "What are you doing tonight? Oh wait, it’s a Tuesday, never mind."

19. You attempt to dress up as one of the characters on Halloween

20. You reference NCIS in your homework

21. When your friend can’t remember where he/she parked, you say "Put a BOLO out."

So, technically I've only done 2,3,4,5,7,9,10,13,14,15, 17 and 19.

If any of these refer to you copy and paste it into your profile:

If you sometimes wonder if you were born in the wrong era, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have an insane best friend, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you are random and proud of it, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you actually take the time to read other peoples profiles, copy this to yours.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself copy this into your profile.

If you've ever pulled on a door that said push or vice versa, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

And if you agree that you have a problem when you start actually replying to yourself like there are two people in the room than copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love reading, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever ran into a door, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.

If you forgot your phone number when some one asks for it copy this into your profile.

If you love you some randomness, COPY AND PASTE THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE!

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If, for any particular reason, you have laughed during a movie that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile

If you think copying and pasting stuff is pointless, but you do it anyway, copy and paste this to your profile.

For the Benefit of Laughter:

You know you live in 2010 when:

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they dont have a screen name or myspace.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) You read this list, & keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list, you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You actually scrolled back up to check that there was a number 5.

11.) & now you're laughing at your stupidity.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for it. And you know you did.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy & paste this onto your profile

Five truths of life:

cannot touch all of your teeth with your tounge!!
2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, will try it!

3. You are smiling now because you're an idiot!

4. The first truth is a lie!
5. There is still a stupid smile on your face!

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you'd be part of the 8 percent laughing your head off.

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

Put this on your profile, if you ever pushed the door that said pull.

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To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"

5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Marijuana

7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.

9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream'I Won! I Won!'

18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

20 And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .

Copy and Paste this To Make People who read bios Smile.

ThInGs To PoNdEr:

Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
So what's the speed of dark?
How come abbreviated is such a long word?
Since light travels faster than sound, is that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?
Ever wonder what the speed of lightning would be if it didn't zigzag?
Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?
If we're meant to think outside the box why is there a box in the first place?

Spread the Stupidity!!

Stupid Product Labels

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a package of pasta after the cooking instructions:
"Put on fork and eat."
(No! Really? We're supposed to eat food?!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(And that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's just a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds with colds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On artificial bacon:
"Real artificial bacon bits".
(So we don't get fake fake bacon. Oh no we get real fake bacon.)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(Hmm...something must have gotten lost in the translation...)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(But no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(Somebody got paid big bucks to write this one...)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

Ever wonder...

Why the sun lightens out hair, but darkens our skin?

Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why is abbreviated such a long word?

Why is it that doctors call what they do practice?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons?

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

Soundtrack of Your Life:

Here's how you play.

1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing. The questions are: Opening Credits, Waking Up, First Day of School, Falling in Love, Fight Song, Breaking Up, Prom, Life is just...OK, Mental Breakdown, Driving, Flashback, Getting Back Together, Birth of Child, Wedding, Final Battle, Death Scene, Funeral Song, End Credits.
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool..
As soon as you're done with the game, post your results in your profile

Opening Credits:

Waking Up:

First Day of School:

Falling in Love:

Fight Song:

Breaking Up:

Prom:

Life is just…ok:

Mental Breakdown:

Driving:

Flashback:

Getting Back Together:

Wedding:

Birth of Child:

Final Battle:

Death Scene:

Funeral Song:

End Credits:

here's to always being sore, never having the time to sit still for 4 seconds, having more passion than the average human and letting it ooze out of you without words, sleeping in passe and split positions, living in a room of mirrors, sweating more than you pee, living off of ibuprophen and any carb you can find, making art move & thinking someone doesn't actually know you until they have seen you dance

Dancing in all its forms cannot be excluded from the curriculum of all noble education; dancing with the feet, with ideas, with words, and, need I add that one must also be able to dance with the pen? Friedrich Nietzsche

In a dancer, there is a reverence for such forgotten things as the miracle of the small beautiful bones and their delicate strength. Martha Graham

It takes an athlete to dance, but an artist to be a dancer. Shanna LaFleur

Consider every day in which you don't dance, a day lost.

-this is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Tom Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will soffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness has been rewarded

Isn't it funny how the word politics is made up of thewords poli meaning many and tics as in blood sucking leaches?

Come to the dark side . . . we have Cookies!!
Welcome to the dark side are you surprised we don't have any cookies?

The dinosaurs extinction wasn't an accient, Barney came and they all committed suicide!

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, but if the doctors cut, SCREW the FRUIT!

I agree with the dictionary, GIRLS befor GUYS, PARTYING before STUDYING, and FRIENDS befor LOVE!

Silence is golden BUT duct tape is silver!

WARNING: Do NOT walk into my footsteps . . . I tend to walk into walls!!

Do people in England sit around and try to sound like Americans like we try to have British accents?

Last night I was laying in bed looking up at the stars and throught . . . WHERE THE HELL IS THE CEILING?!?!

Taste the rainbow- EAT CARYONS!!

You say pink
I say green
You say Jonas Brothers
I say Jason Aldean
You say prep
I say Me, Myself, and I ( Times 2 )
You say Hannah Montanna
I say Toby Keith
You say Superman
We say Sam and Dean Winchester! (Supernatural RULES!!!)
You say WE'RE a freak
WE say THANKS!

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"
5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For No reason

7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.
9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream'I Won! I Won!'
18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'
20 And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .
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When life gives you lemons, make apple juice and let life wonder how the heck you did it!

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I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

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Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which makes weird good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy & paste this onto your profile.

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If you DON'T check under the bed for monsters, but you DO check behind the shower curtain for monsters/murderers/Michael Jackson, copy this into your profile.

We both love Taylor Swift So it you are a ultra fan like us you'll understand these few sentences.

When I share my creativity with others by writing I feel Sparks Fly. When I read other peoples creativity I feel Enchanted. When I see someone post a Mean review on any story I think there is nothing Better Than Revenge, but then I remember that one day they'll just be another Picture To Burn. One day when I grow up I will scream 'Long Live' to all the users that had enough courage to post their imagination for complete strangers to read and all the amazing stories they created. These stories are one of the great things you get to call 'MineAnd if you are a secret writer that is afraid to post, Speak Now!

HOA:

"Will you go to prom with me?"
"Yes."
"Yes?"
"Yes."
"YES!" Fabian and Nina

"The Bible says always come prepared."
"Amber, that's the Boy scouts." Amber and Fabian

"Hello Victor, Sweetie here."
"You need to work on your accent." Fabian and Nina

"Toilet Duty. That's like five times this term." Alfie

"You're insane."
"Very observant, now go." Jason and Rufus.

I will not give up; On Sarah, the quest, and certainly not on you." Fabian

"Are you mad?!"
"Yeah, quite possibly." Sweetie and Rufus

"I ordered a doll's dress?"Amber

"Welcome to "We-Love-Mara Land" Population: Jerome!" Alfie

"Tut tut, Fabian, tut tut." Amber

"I got my pin, and its ready to drop!" Trudy

"Speak of the Devil. Literally, I'm surprised my phone didn't burst into flames..." Jerome

"Alfie Lewis, champion of the earth! We're doomed." Patricia

"Where is Joy!?."Patricia

"I thought I was going to prom with Fabian...HAHA!" Patricia

"You genius, genius, genius, genius girl!" Fabian

"Rufus! Ever heard of a phone?" Jerome

"Amber what's with the cloves of garlic? This isn't twilight!" Fabian

"And you didn't pee your pants, so bonus..." Patricia

"You got it!" "
"Got what?"
"Looks, brains, charm, everything you don't have Jerome." Nina, Jerome, and Fabian

"I can be really girly at times..." Patricia

"Falls out of his chair in amazement." Alfie

"It's ten o'clock! You all know what that means! You have five minutes precisely, then I want to hear a pin...drop!" Victor

"Leave Her!" Fabian

"...Girls in bikinis..." Jerome

"You think I'm a genius!?" Amber

"Didn't you use to be Mara?" Jerome

"But this is my signed copy of The Solar System is Your Friend!" Fabian

"Fabian, you're a genius! I love you!Nina

“I'm sorry for spending all my dad's money, and for giving Mara a hard time at elections, and for all the thoughts about David Beckham even though I KNOW he's Victoria's..."

"Amber! Not helping, really not helping."

"You don't know that." Fabian/Amber

"Alfie! Cut it out"

"Fabian tell me. Does it get boring always, always being the one who's like cut it out or that's not right or fun is bad"

"Hahahaha. No."Fabian and Jerome

"Adorable, now I'm starving!" Patricia

"Sponge Bob and Patrick?" Amber

"No I think she means Jerome and Alfie Nina

You know you're a House of Anubis fan when...

You can't hear the term "party animal" without thinking of Alfie.

You can't listen to your history teacher talk about Lewis and Clark without giggling.

You can't think about prom without thinking about Fabian and Nina.

Whenever someone says you're insane, you say, "Very observant."

You want to go to a British boarding school just to see if some weird mystery starts unfolding.

You will ace anything you have to learn about Egyptian mythology.

You know your numerology number and have compared it to your favorite character's multiple times.

You compare yourself to Nina and try to figure out who the Fabian, Amber, Patricia, Alfie, Jerome, Mick, and Mara are in your life.

You think of Mick and Nina whenever anyone mentions a scholarship.

You think of Fabian when you think about astronomy.

You know what song Fabian and Nina danced to and are plotting to get your high school to play it at your prom.

You are constantly trying to figure out how to get deadly bugs into an hour glass to threaten your enemies with.

You have looked up what a degenerative condition is and you now feel very sorry for Mr. Winkler.

You have had at least one dream where you were Nina and your boyfriend was Fabian.

Copy and re-post this if you have done at least 3 of these things!

1: Patricia

2: Eddie

3: Nina

4: Fabian

5: Amber

6: Alfie

7: Mara

8: Jerome

9: Joy

10: Mick

11: Trudy

12: Victor

1: Have you ever read a one/three story? (Patricia/Fabian)
Yes I have. I don't really like this paring I'm more of a Peddie and Fabina fan.

2: Is number three hot? How hot? (Nina)
Well I'm a girl so I don't think she's hot . . .

3: What would happen if nine got six pregnant? (Joy/Alfie)
Well, that would be a VERY complicated story.

4: Have you ever read a three/five/nine story? (Nina/Amber/Joy)
Does it count if Amber, Nina, and Joy fight over who should be Fabian's girlfriend? No, then No.

5: What would happen if twelve died in a hole? (Victor)
HOUSE PARTY!!!!

6: Do you recall reading a story about eight? (Jerome)
Yes. I'm making one actual!

7: Do you think it would work out if two and eleven were dating? (Eddie/Trudy)
Ummm...No Rddie is to young for Trudy, and Eddies Patricia.

8: What would happen if seven walked in on two and twelve sex? (Mara/Eddie/Victor)
Ummm. I don't want to think about it!

9: Make up a summary for a three/ten fic. (Nina/Mick)
Nina did something and Mick coverd for her so Victor gave Mick the toothbrush and he has to clean the whole house.

10: Five/nine or five/ten? (Amber/Joy or Amber/Mick)
Definitely Amber/Mick!

11: Would two and six make a good couple? (Eddie/Alfie)
HELL NO!!!

12: Is there anything as one/eight fluff? (Patricia/Jerome)
YES!

13: Suggest a title for a seven/twelve hurt/comfort fic.(Mara/Victor)
Poor Stuff bird. (Can't remember the birds name!)

14: What might ten scream at a great moment of passion?(Mick)
I'M IN LOVE WITH JOY!

15: If you wrote a one/six/twelve, what would the warning be?(Patricia/Alfie/Victor)
Patricia and Alfie get caught going down in the cellar with sibuna and have tolite duty.

16: What would be a good pick-up line for ten to use on two?(Mick/Eddie)
I don't even wanna know (O.o)

1. Eddie
2.Amber
3.Jerome
4.Patricia
5.Fabian

7.Nina
8.Alfie
9.Mara
10.Mick

1. 4 invites 3 and 8 to dinner at their house. What happens?(Patricia/Jerome/Alfie)

Alfie and Jerome start a food fight in Patricia's house and Patricia makes them clean her kitchen and dining room.

2. 9 tries to get 5 to go to a yoga class. What happens?(Mara/Fabian)

Fabian isnt able to do most of the moves and does'nt go back.

3. You need to stay at a friend’s house for the night. Do you choose 1 or 6? (Eddie/Joy)

Eddie . . . . . Sorry I don't really like Joy. Sorry Joy fans!

4. 2 and 7 are making out. 10 walks in…their reaction?(Amber/Nina/Mick)

Mick wants to know why their kissing and goes and tells Fabian and Alfie that their girlfriends are making out with eachother (O.o)

5. 3 falls in love with 6. 8 is jealous. What happens?(Jerome/Joy/Alfie)

They all get kicked out of the house for a prank war.

6. 4 jumps you in a dark alley. Who comes to your rescue? 10, 2, or 7 (Patricia/Mick/Amber/Nina)
Nobody. I can defend myself!

7. 1 decides to start a cooking show. 15 minutes later, what happens? (Eddie)

He eats everything in sight. Or makes some good cookies

8. 1 and 7 are making out and 9 walks in! What happens?(Eddis/Nina/Mara)

Mara tells Patricia and Patricia smakes Eddie and Nina, dumps Eddie and leaves the school.

9. 3 has to marry either 8, 4, or 9. Who do they choose?(Jerome/Alfie/Patricia/Mara)

MARA! I mean they did get together in the last season!

10. 7 kidnaps 2 and demands something from 5 for 2 is release. What is it? (Nina/Amber/Fabian/Amber)
Nina needs to kiss Fabian and Alfie gets Amber back.

11. You get to meet either 1 or 6. Who do you choose?(Eddie/Joy)
EDDIE!!! As I said before I don't really like Joy. Sorry Joy fans. Again.

12. 10 challenges 4 to a chariot race. Why? (Mick/Patricia)

Battle of the BRITS!!!!

13. Everyone gangs up on 3. What happens? (Jerome)

They say he needs to stop pulling pranks.

14. Everyone is invited to 10 and 2’s wedding except for 8. How do they react? (Mick/Amber/Alfie)

Sulks because he loves Amber.

15. Why is 6 afraid of 7? (Joy/Nina)

Because she's the Chosen One!

Number 12 of your favourite HOA characters in order of how much you like them (1 being highest)

1.Jerome

2. Eddie

3. Fabian

4. Alfie

5. Patricia

6. Nina

7. Amber

8. Mara

9. Trudy

10. Victor

11. Joy

12. Vera

1) Have you ever read a six/eleven fanfic before? )Nina/Joy) Yes I have belive it or not.

2) Do you think four is hot? How hot?(Alife) Well not as hot as Eddie . . . What were we talking about? Oh yea, sure!

3) What would happen if three got four pregnant? (Fabian/Alfie) I don't belive that could happen, can it? No I don't think that could happen. Sorry!

4) Do you recall any fics about nine? (Trudy) Well she was in some of them but not any ABOUT her, no.

5) Would two and eleven make a good couple?(Eddie/Joy) HELL NO!! Eddie belongs TO Patricia! You here me Joy! STAY AWAY FROM EDDIE!

6) Five/Eight or Five/Ten?(Patricia/Mara or Patricia/Vera) PATRICIA AND MARA over Patricia AND Vera!

7) What would happen if one walked in on Five and Six having sex? (Jerome/Patricia/Nina) Ask no questings, stay, watch, and video tape it!

8) Make up a summary of a three/ten fic. (Fabian/Victor)Fabian saves Nina from getting caught by Victor and has to clean tolies with a toothbrush.

9) Is there any such thing as a one/eight fluff? (Jerome/Mara) Hell yea!

10) For whatever reason, five is looking for a roommate. Should five share and apartment with nine or with ten? (Patricia/Trudy/Victor) Trudy! NO questions asked!

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower one? (Alfie/Jerome) Ummmmmmmm. I don't know!

12) What might 3 scream at a moment of great passion? (Fabian) I LOVE NINA MARTIN!!

14) If you wrote a song-fic about eight, what song would you choose?(Mara) A Little Bit Stronger by Sara Evens.

15) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?(Jerome/Nina/Vera) Warning: Jerome gets cought kissing Nina by Vera.

16) Who would make a better college professor: 6, or 11? (Nina/Joy) Both I guess.

17) Do you think 2 is hot? How hot? (Eddie) Where to begain . . . Wait? What? Oh YES EDDIE IS VERY HOT!!!

18) What would 5 most likely be arrested for?(Patricia)Um, Punching anybody who kisses Eddie!

19) Jerome and Trudy reluctantly team up to save the world from the threat posed by Alfie's sinister secret organisation. Joy volunteers to help them, but it is later discovered that they are actually a spy for Alfie. Meanwhile, Alfie has kidnapped Vera in an attempt to force their surrender. Following the wise advice of Patricia, they seek out Fabian, who gives them what they need to complete their quest. What title would you give this fic? Ummmmmm . . . Warning: I have no Ideal what I was drinking!

20) Jerome and Amber are in a happy relationship until Amber suddenly runs off with Alfie. Jerome, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Joy and a brief unhappy affair with Vera, then follows the wise advice of Patricia and finds true love with Fabian. What title would you give this fic? Again Warning:I have no ideal what I was smoking!

21) If Eddie had to choose sides between Alfie and Patricia, which would it be?
PATRICIA! If he chose Alfie I would PUKE!!!

Write 8 of your fave HOA characters below in whatever order then follow the instructions below:

1. Jerome

2. Alfie

3. Mara

4. Nina

5. Amber

6. Mick

7. Patricia

8. Fabian

1. Have you ever read a 3/4 fanfic before? (Mara/Nina)

Hurt/Comfort ones. But not cupples ones

2. Do you think 4 is hot/cute? (Nina)

I like her hair

3. What would happen if 8 got 4 pregnant? (Fabian/Nina)

Amber would squeal. Joy would be pissed. Nina's Gran would probably be upset. Nina and Fabian would probably get in a lot of trouble. But for all the teenagers that watch House of Anubis? We'd probably squeal and anyone who ships Fabina would be like "BABY FABINA!"

4. Have you read any fics about 1? (Jerome)

Yeah. I'm writting one.

5. Would 2 and 6 be a good couple? (Alfie/Mick)

NOPE!!

6. 4/7 or 4/8? (Nina/Patricia or Nina/Fabian)

Fabina of course!

7. What would happen if 3 walked in on 4 and 8 in an awkward situation? (Mara/Nina/Fabina)

Mara would probably start apologizing and then start slowly backing out of the room.

8. Make a summary for a 1/8 fic. (Jerome/Fabian)

Jerome has pranked Fabian for the last time. What will Fabian do to get back at him?

9. Is there such thing as 5/8 fluff? (Amber/Fabian)

Yeah.

10. Write a title for a 4/7 hurt/comfort fic. (Nina/Patricia)

A little bit stronger

this is a story about a girl and God please read !!

A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a line up to see if she could identifyhim. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it? Repost this if you truly believe in God. PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you no matter what, and if you stand up for him he will stand up for you.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile...

Don't ever frown, you never know who's falling in love with your smile.

We must never, ever be mean to stupid people. If we are, they might go away. Then who would we laugh at?

What girls don't seem to know: when a guy acts like he hates you, chances are, he likes you.
What guys don't seem to know: when a girl acts like she hates you, chances are, she hates you.

Don't mess with me, I've got a stick.

If you can't convince them, confuse them.

I like you. When the world is mine, your death shall be quick and painless.

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people and their questions.

Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

Apparently 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are five people in my family, so it must be one of the them. Either it's my mom or my dad. Or my older brother Collin. Or my other brother, Ho-Chan-Chu. I think its Collin.

When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back. ;)

Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they're not out to get you.

I got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the w's. :(

A true idiot climbs a glass wall to see what's on the other side.

Put this on your site
If you like to laugh! XD

Put this on your page
if you give free hugs!

Put this on ur
channel if
u support
punk ppl

Put this on your channel
if you are one of the
11% that still
loves ROCK music

Put this on your
site if you support emos

90 percent of teens would have a breakdown if Miley Cyrus was standing on the edge of a 6 story building. Add this to ur profile if u are the 10 percent yelling "JUMP BITCH JUMP!!!!"

92% of American Teens would DIE today if MySpace and Facebook suddenly had a system error and crashed forever. If you are part of the 8% laughing their asses off, put this on your page LOLZ!!!!!

95% of all teen girls would go into a panic if the Jonas Brothers were on a 247 foot building about to jump to kill themselves. Copy and paste if you are one of the 5% who brought popcorn, a chair, and shouted "DO A FLIP!!!!"

A girl and a guy were speeding over 100 mph on a motorcycle.
Girl:
Slow down, I'm scared.
Guy:
No, this is fun.
Girl:
No it's not, please, it's so scary.
Guy:
Then tell me that
you love me.
Girl:
I love you, slow down.
Guy:

Now give me a big hug..
*She gave him a big
hug*
Guy:
Can you take my helmet
off & put it on yourself,It's really bothering me.
The next in the newspaper:
"A motorcycle crashed into a
building due to brake failure.
Two people were in the crash, but only one
survived."
The truth was that
halfway down the road the guy
realized that the brakes weren't working,
but he didn't want the girl to know.
Instead, he had her hug him
and tell him she loves him
one last time.
Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live, even if it meant that he would die.
If you would do the same for the person you love, copy this in your profile

95 percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

Ifyou love Big Time Rush, put this in your profile

you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to slap someone, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you get too excited for books, movies, etc. to come out copy and paste this in your profile.

If you feel the need to read through someone's profile even when you don't know them, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever seen a movie or read a book so many times that you can quote it word for word, and do so at random moments, copy and past this to your profile.

If you have ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.