Sometimes it takes an Oreo cookie to decide who will be on top. All genres, characters, lengths, and levels of quality! LxL, MxM, or crack. Mostly humor. Rated for language.

Tori needs to seem more mature for an audition and decides it's time to take a real risk. And what is more dangerous than dating the girl who used to hate your guts? Based on the episode 'The Gorilla Club'. Jori.

A different perspective on "Hunny's three bitter days" Mori/Hunny. Yaoi Lots of MOE ONESHOT

Just a short little Mello x Near fanfic.

James is forced to take a prostate examination, like that's not embarrassing enough, the person performing the examination is his best friend! Oh yes..the one he has a crush on!

They're like Coffee and Scissors. It's hard to choose between them because you love them both, you need them both. But maybe, it's time to finally make a decision.

L requires the help of the BAU to catch the man killing people as if it were a Sherlock Holmes story. But can Reid and L focus on the case when they finally discover someone like them?

Jade West knows exactly how to take advantage of having Tori Vega as her slave - or dog, whatever - for the day.

Jade and Tori are developing feelings for each other,a JORI story. Some chapters are rated M. Please review!

Morgan hears Reid confess his love for him- while sleeping. Reid finds out and requests a transfer. Hotch gives Reid a week's vacation to think about his decision hoping that Morgan will be forced to confront his true feelings. What result? M/R SLASH!

After Morgan calls Garcia his "God-given solace" Reid is avoiding him and the girls have to explain why. Morgan/Reid SLASH!

Draco wakes up from another of his erotic dreams of Harry Potter. He goes to take a shower to relieve his...problem. Will he get and unexpected guest with messy hair, lopsided glasses, and a secret? Read and find out! Love, NewyorkBeat13 Draco/Harry

PWP! HEAVY SLASH! Spencer has a kink.

Sometime curiosity gets the best of us... Morgan catches Reid in a private moment- with his name lingering on the Kid's lips. Issues ensue. Warning: This is SLASH! if that makes you uncomfortable-turn away. R/R/! Thank you for your time.

M/R anal toy!kink. Reid's intentional plans are shattered once Morgan finds the remote, and fights to keep his hormones under control in the middle of profiling the unsub. PWP/Smut!

Purple is quickly becoming Morgan's favorite color. Smut with kinks: underwear kink and light bondage. Oneshot. Complete.

Morgan/Reid PWP. bed!breaking

Just a little fluff about Morgan helping Reid is an all natural headache remedy aka - mind-blowing orgasm . A little bantering with Prentiss for good measure. Disclaimer: I own nothing. No rights to anything. M/R slash!

Gratuitous smut. Reid inadvertantly comes out to the team. Garcia drags JJ, Prentiss, Morgan and Reid to a gay bar. Morgan gets jealous and smut ensues. SLASH!

They were careless and their Unsub got them. They were stupid. Now Morgan and Reid have to wait for rescue. But their breaths are numbered. And whatever they want to do yet, whatever they want to say, they better do it fast. M/R slash.

"Think we should hook up?" she asked before softly kissing her.

Elena and Stefan stumble upon something they didn't want to see

Reid has gotten into the habit of wearing Morgan's clothing. Oneshot. Smut. Slash, M/R

"Robbie I wish Jade was more like you." Reck

Request! A retake on the episode Break It Up

Logan gets a tattoo. James is intrigued. jagan. james/logan. oneshot.

AU!b/j in some god forshaken town, rocker Justin Taylor and popular jock Brian Kinney have more in common than they ever thought.Not as bad as it sounds. I hope.

I got bored over at my sisters house, no summary needed. But rated M for smut, slash, dirty talk, sexting. R&R, ? :3 Enjoy :

Tinker begs Ty to help Gunther with some dancing but at arriving at the sparkly twin's home Ty get's the shock of his life... If you no like, you noe read... MwahzZ

Beck wasn't always the cool guy, and Robbie wasn't always a loser. But there's a bond that ties Beck to Robbie, and a debt he can never repay. Robbie/Beck. Rated M.

Reid forgot his jacket so Morgan decides to help warm him up. Written for a prompt. Rated M for sexual content. Morgan/Reid. Drabble.

Out on the prowl, Damon is not best pleased when his less than pure intentions are interrupted by Jeremy Gilbert. Now the boy needs to be punished, not that either of them are complaining. Slash, rated M for a very good reason. Pretty OOC in my opinion.

Reid has been forced to resist certain desires until he and Morgan become alone in the unsub's garage. Smut, Slash M/R

well,this is my first fanfic,so... basically a short story about Tori and Jade's wedding! Enjoy,and please be nice! Please review!

Carlos and Logan play Truth or Dare, and things get out of hand when James joins.

Logan just wanted to enjoy his Christmas dinner because when returning back to Minnesota for the holiday's, it's the least him and his friends deserve. Unfortunately, teasing James deprives him of such a luxury. Darn technology and darn James.

Robbie loves Egg Nog, Beck doesn't but tries anyway for Robbie. He finds he likes it at the end. Sort of fluffy Reck.

Reid and Morgan attend a gay pride march, which is followed by some bedroom fun

James sees Logan staring at a girl, and he thinks Logan deserves a punishment.

Logan hadn't even gotten the chance to sort out why he stared at James the way he did or wanted to wrestle with James on a regular basis or why he had felt such a leap in his stomach when Carlos had said the words 'kiss James.' Jagan.

Reid makes what he considers a drunken-mistake, Morgan convinces him it's alright. Morgan/Reid

Beck enjoys Robbie's hands.

Edward Gorey's The Gashlycrumb Tinies set to the Harry Potter characters. They all die horrible miserable deaths. XD

In which James hatches a scheme, Logan quotes Shakespeare, Kendall is a traitor, and Carlos just wants some ice cream. OT4: Kendall/Logan/James/Carlos. Part of the "It Just Makes Sense" verse, kind of. Rated T for suggestive scenes.

"This is the worst prom ever," James sighs. "Not only was I nearly killed, but I was thoroughly embarrassed in front of the whole Palmwoods. And now I look like this…" "James, you look fine," Logan says. "You look great. At least… I think so." Jagan NC-17

Reid unknowingly seduces Morgan with a lollipop

There's a fine line between love and hate. What happens when Jade and Tori are partnered together for another class at Hollywood Arts, only this time it's not stage fighting, it's stage kissing. Will that line be crossed, or redrawn thicker than before?

"...and the don't borrow underwear code." "What? It was one time!" Take a look at what led to the birth of one of Big Time Rush's many codes. Or at least what I think led to the birth of one of Big Time Rush's many codes.

For Kink Meme V, Morgan comes home early from a conferences and catches Reid masturbating.

Reid knows how he wants it... smexy times ensue. WARNING!Slash Smut PwP If you don't like Mo/Re please don't read.Thank you for your time.

Set after 7x04 'Painless'. Reid's been stewing over the prank, and decides to do something to fix the balance. Absolute smut.

"I-I Love you Robbie" Robbie Loves Beck, Beck Loves Robbie. You know the drill... I;m not good with summaries... Takes place during Ice Cream For Ke ha when Rock are alone at Tori's house. Shout out to starkidmack Thanks for the help : .

Spencer's just trying to buy some shampoo, but he ends up with more than that... Slash

James is supposed to be babysitting his niece but what happens when Logan interrupts him...RATED M FOR A REASON Only for the people who can take A LOT of smut! R&R

What happens when Logan, Carlos, and James play Truth or Dare? What would happen if Logan got drunk? Weeell...You'll just have to read to find out : p. Warning: Slash, Jagan, and Drunk Logie :

After splitting up with the others, James drags Logan into a small closet to hide. Too bad he forgot Logan was claustrophobic. Set during Big Time Live. Warnings inside.

Logan is questioning his feelings for James just as said hottie comes home drunk and horny. Jagan oneshot. Read, review, and enjoy!

Draco thinks it might have been fun to sneak around as uniformed schoolboys. Harry might just agree with him. drarry dm/hp

I can break the rules without actually breaking them! Robbie x Beck Yaoi!

James is always a distraction, even when he's not there. dirty texting/talk, top!Logan

Something happened last night between Tori Vega and Jade West that changed everything. What they had wasn't exactly clean fun either. Short, One shot, slight AU only because Beck and Jade aren't dating. Suggestive Themes.

The first time he heard those words come out of Beck's mouth was when they were trapped in Yerba. Since then, it had become his catchphrase for Robbie. Beck/Robbie. Oneshot.

After one game on the hogwarts express some of the seventh years are acting a bit strange, but what did they do? bend's a few rules, but you'll still love it! maybe a litle OOC-ness.

After Tamaki's fall from the bridge with Haruhi, Kyoya had no intentions of telling him. But somethings can't help but be known. YAOI/ BOY X BOY Takes place after the last episode of the anime. one-shot

James is tired. And horny. Also confused. Why won't Logan let him touch him?

A case in a small town in California calls for the BAU to investigate. The unsub is doing peculiar things and giving away information most would keep to themselves. What's he trying to do? And why does Reid play such a big part in this?

what happens when Damon catches Jeremy after a shower?

Song-fic based off of Katy Perry's "Peacock." One-shot. Logan seduces James. SLASH. JAGAN. Don't like, don't read! My very first one-shot!

It's because I love you most of all. BeckRobbie.

Beck's love for Robbie gets a little more serious his split personality starts doing the talking

The boys play truth or dare. It's a derpy one shot, slash and what not. Read and review.

Copying Logan's homework can leave someone with an apology to make and then, maybe, if you're that bad, a hickey. I'd like to know who you think is dominant. Jagan slash. Smut, duh.

Logan is tired of being overlooked by James, so he decides to change his look a little. James certainly notices, and one thing leads to another. Some friendship and fluff and stuff, but mostly just straight up smut. One-shot.

Logan's been kissed before, but he's never kissed anyone; he's never had his first kiss. Logan goes to James for help, and through a little role playing, James ends up being Logan's first kiss.

This is what i wanted to happen after Big Time Prom. SLASH. JAGAN!

James and Logan can't seem to get any alone time.

Jade and her friends are being bullied and after 3 weeks straight of bad days Jade finally had enough and turns the tables

Logan accidently calls bandanas stupid to James' face, and the self proclaimed "Bandana Man" doesn't like it one bit. He decides to punish Logan, wether he likes it or not. Oneshot/Slash.

What really happened behind closed doors of one of Gustavo's studio's, a remake of Big Time Songwriters! fluff, slash and smut! R&R Jagan fanfic

Logan never thought he'd be in this situation, but there he was in the bathroom looking at himself in the mirror with a razor in his hand. JAGAN! SLASH, don't like don't read. Rated T for cutting.

What happens when Logan has a dentist appointment,and James goes with him? What if when he's still high off the laughing gas,he spills a secret to James? What will happen? Read and review please. Jagan SLASH! Also,please check out 'Mr. Tool's first story

Loomer gets paired with Ned for a class project. A project that usually happens with a boy and girl. Inspired by a project I got done with in school. I cheated to get with the person I wanted. Hee hee hee Don't tell no one. Loomer/Ned smex later on.

Who was really responsible for Justin going to New York at the end of season five? And what did they hope to gain?

Written for a prompt over at rounds of kink. Derek proposes to Spencer. Slash! Don't like it? Don't read it! Please R/R!

Logan admits his feelings for James with a very special surprise... SLASH! PLEASE R&R!

There was something about those white and red striped treats.

You don't know what this is, and you're so afraid to ask, but you realise you're prepared to spend countless hours in the dark with Beck. You can't give him up, he's marked you and you're his. Beck/Robbie. Rated M.

James helps Logan overcome his fear of thunder storms... SLASH! PLEASE R&R!

Logan feels bad that Mrs. Knight is making James sleep on the couch in the living room. He and James are both insomniacs. They have a movie marathon, and the next morning they wake up on the couch together, and naturally, Kendall and Carlos saw them.

James has a nightmare and Logan has a rather unusual way to help him out. SLASH & SMUTT.

When James comes home with a new porn video, what will it lead to when Logan watches it with him? SLASH! PLEASE R&R!

Now is not the time to get a boner. ;Robbie/Beck;

One night, Logan comes home drunk from a party that Guitar Dude threw. When James finds out that Logan is drunk, he decides to take advantage of this moment.

Misa was the epitome of all that was good. That is, until Beyond Birthday challenged her.

Derek recognizes the kid turning tricks in the bar from one of the recruiting lectures he went to with Gideon three, maybe four months ago.

okay, this is a Lemon. A Mello x Near Lemon. It contains Yaoi. it's in Mello's POV, so expect bad language and a lot of emotional feels and junk... Note: I have to edit this a bit more, so just letting you's know this before you read -

A camping trip turns deadly for a group of friends. The tragedy that could have happened. Hints of Andy/Fergus

Kendall and Carlos eavesdrop on James and Logan, and are surprised and amused by what they hear. Just what is going on in there? And why is the bedroom door closed? Is everything precisely as it sounds, or is there some other logical explanation?

Logan hears James singing Rent in the shower and decides to join in. Jogan.

Logan just wants to take a nice hot bath after getting hurt learning a new dance routine, but a concerned James interrupts and ends up wanting more than to just check up on him.

Logan tries to be the good guy, but James is drunk and horny and won't take "no" for an answer and well, Logan is only human.

Nora gets advise from others on how he should confess his love to Kazuma.. Nora X Kazuma.

I never thought you'd be the strong one. / Beck&Robbie, oneshot.

CeCe wanted to find someone to match Ty up with. Ty's problem is that he's already done a pretty fine job of matching himself up with Gunther, but he worries about what people will think if he just comes out and tells them that. Does he have reason to?

What if Baby It's Cold Outside wasn't just a song they sang, but an event. "What's in this drink?" Mindless fluff, of course.

During episode 2.10 Damon decides to prevent Jeremy from doing something stupid. His methods may be a little unorthodox. Slash, bondage, complete.

Fred is feeling left out of the decisions at Weasley Wizard Wheezes, but what happens after a blowup in their flat with George. WARNING: Twincest and m/m.

George has been having odd dreams about him and Fred for a while making him act weird, after a while Fred get's curious about what's going on. Yaoi. FredxGeorge. Don't like don't read!

James and Logan bring in the new year with a bang.

Based on an entry from bash dot org. James and Logan want to get high but they need to find a place to do it. Just as they start, a cop pulls up. They create a distraction and end up in an awkward situation. Jogan

The five times Beck Oliver tells Robbie Shapiro he loves him, and the one time he means it. / Beck&Robbie, oneshot.

The host club finds themselves in another world. CONTAINS YAOI.

Kendall can't sleep and finds himself walking in on something that he didn't expect.

In which Beck and Robbie practice phone sex for a perfectly reasonable cause. Of course. / Beck&Robbie, Beck&Jade.

What happens when a drunken party game gets a little out of hand? dm/hp drarry slash

Logan's taking a bath and James decides to join him. Established relationship, slash.

Just a FredXGeorge dabble. One-shot. Fred suggests something different that changes everything. Twincest.

- Reid/Morgan - The BAU is doing a Secret Santa, and Reid has to come up with the perfect gift for Morgan.

"He had seen the results of what would happen when the two of them were separated for too long, and it was even more volatile than when they were together." Kendall speculates on James and Logan's relationship with one another. Slash.

Jade teaches the students in Hollywood Arts a lesson about Bullying through song. Please read

Brian gets an invitation to his cousins wedding and as usual plans on taking Lindsay as his 'date'. It's not until the last minute that he decides that he wants Justin with him instead. The wedding takes place and secrets are revealed.

Damon and Jeremy had a secret that had been going on for months. It started innocently enough. They'd give each other what the other one wanted and it never got too serious. But really, does anything ever turn out exactly how it's planned?

Sinjin is sick and tired of all the bullying and crap everyone gives him at school, so he decides to take matters into his own hands, by bringing a gun to school, based off One Tree Hill episode with same title Rated T for violence and swearing

"Oh, Ms. Knight, can we borrow your makeup an nail polish?" What really happened in Big Time Sneakers Jagan slash

"So…what happens when we do kiss girls?" Beck says after a minute, not meeting Robbie's gaze, "What if they're all…skilled and stuff, and they think we suck?" / Beck&Robbie, in an uncomfortable situation.

After the events of 'Big Time Sneakers,' Mrs. Knight isn't sure what to make of it all. She tells her son what happened, and they decide to confront James and Logan about it at the dinner table later that night. Hilarity ensues.

Logan loves James. James loves Logan. But neither of them will admit it. But when Logan does, he gets a very personal reward. M-rated Jagan. Implied Kenlos. Written for SailorMars2999. PLEASE R&R!

He hauled Jeremy into his room, practically throwing him across the room when they hit the doorway, and before Jeremy could even realize that he was on the bed, Damon was leaning over him, pushing him back, making him yield the way Damon wanted him to.

And maybe 'hot' or 'perfect' is the wrong word to use for Robbie, but he's awkwardly beautiful to Beck, and he'll never be able to explain why. ;Beck/Robbie;

Damon and Stefan spend a little quality time together. Smut! No Plot.

Reid is in need of strong, black coffee when something else strong and black gets in his way. SR/DM

During Big Time Blogger, one question brings up bad memories for the boys as Logan is forced to recall one of the worst moments of his life, a moment where a simple mistake almost cost him his life and the life of his friends.

'Damon wonders if Elena knows that her brother is gay.' :: Companion fic to 'Believe It' ::

We've all wondered... Is Rex really just a puppet?

Something my uncle said to me sparked the idea that 'she's a vegetarian' and I thought that it fit Misa Amane.

They boys are home alone, and they decide to play truth or dare. But when James dares Logan to get drunk, things get a little out of hand. SLASH. James/Logan, a tiny bit of Kendall/Carlos. Oneshot. My first fanfic, enjoy!

The Weasly twins celebrate the new year in their own way. WARNING! Boy's love, yaoi, mature!

Quinn decides to research human sexuality and in doing so, develops a new formula made to change the sexual orientation of whomever drinks it. When Logan becomes her test subject, he ends up revealing more than he'd ever intended to. Chase/Logan, M/M

Sam and Carly realize that they both have feelings for Freddie. But what happens when the nerdy technical producer admits something they never expected?

Twincest remake of the new episode Breakup in Paris the way I think it should be. ZackxCody, lemon, twincest, oneshot.

Or has he lost?

Are you ready for me Logan?" James asked softy, his fingers pushing back some stray hair on Logan's forehead. "I'm ready James." JARGAN. Written for ImSoNinja. Smuff

Jeremy realized that his drawings need more realism. He wants a live model to work from and appeals to Damon's vanity. Damon had his own reasons to comply. This leads to more... slash, one-shot, COMPLETE!

Spoilers up to episode 7 "Haunted". What happened when Damon went to Jeremy's room? Would he really help selflessly? SLASH! One Shot / Complete!

In which Logan's seemingly infallible taste buds are put to the ultimate test. Slash. Logan/Chase; Chase/Logan.

This time seems...better. Special. In the dawn of Christmas morning, Fred and George share something that only lovers share. Hard twincest yaoi. Merry Last Christmas!

ONE SHOT - Fred and George in a shower... summary sucks FWXGW TWINCEST

What happends when your the biggest slut in and outside school , and you fall in love with a jock thats not even really gay, but was just looking for a quick one night stand? Ask Sasuke. NaruSasu Not Beta-Ed

It's Halloween at Hogwarts, and two lovers have tricks planned for each other...hard yaoi!

Umbridge hates Fred and George more than most students. Here's why... One-shot. F/G, that means Twincest. Please don't flame, and if you must, don't do it anonymously...

Everybody thinks they're identical, but they know differently. Much differently. Gift fic for hogwartshoodlum. Fred/George twincest; don't like, don't read.

Nora's afraid of getting too close to people, for fear of losing them. One-shot of Nora trying to understand compassion, sort of. Nora, Barik, Rivan. Light spanking. Not yaoi, sorry. Rated for language!

L see's what looks like a strange rabbit version of Light and ends up falling into a magical world where nothing is what it seems. Wonderland! Crack fanfic

Just a short drabble on Hunny and Mori's relationship. Slight yaoi.

Title says it all. WARNING SLASH AND TWINCEST, DON’T LIKE DON’T READ! ONESHOT

Kyouya x Tamaki Yaoi Contains Mature Content.

Professor McGonagall wants to talk to the twins about what is appropriate and not. Contains twincest, ah you know it, don't like dont read! Short, oneshot!

Like fire and ice those two were. But when Nora leaves the human world leaving things unsaid between the two. Kazuma will come to terms that he had no one else. Angsty begining. Slight OOC and pillow fluff Chu !

L wakes up to the sound of a music box with his insane heir, Beyond Birthday. After awkward moments a bitter sweet lust starts to show. Dark lemon BBxL yaoi.

“…the sounds of love were for them alone…” Kyouya x Tamaki, yaoi, respect the rating

Harry and Draco one shot; yaoi

A random chapter with sweet love between Nora and Kazuma. Plus Barik and Rivan !Rated for Nora's potty mouth.

whose the uke and whose the seme tamaki or kyouya? warning yaoi!

George enters Frd and his room and pounces on his twin to engage him in their favorite game. yaoi/slash lemon, fredxgeorge one shot

Kazuma and Nora just had a huge fight and they are both glaring at each other in the aftermath. When Nora notices something odd and investigates, their relationship takes a new path. KazuNora pairing. Hate me if you want to, love me if you can.

So, this is an Edward/Jasper fic. It has Lemon. Enjoy.

Zim, nurse in training and alien invader is forced to care for the most annoying and stuborn humans in existance all the while gathering information for the Tallest to use in the coming invasion but will said annoying human foil all of Zim's plans?AU ZaDR

Bella's off once more to visit Jacob, and Edward can't stand it. Luckily, Jasper's there to help him out. ExJ Lemon

Fred discovers a photo booth and just has to show it to George. Twincest!

Fred knows what he wants for Christmas, and luckily, he's going to get it. SMUTMASS GIFT TO SHIKA'S RAPE VICTIM! TWINCEST! FredxGeorge!

This story has been trying to come out for a while, but I've been very hesitant because it's not all that good. Bare with me here. Fred and George play a game of truth or dare that gets naughty. SlashFredGeorgeTwincest!

[DEATHLY HALLOWS SPOILERS] 'I'm sorry,' George said, once they were out of the sight on their family. 'For making you have to find a new 'Spot'.' FredGeorge Twincest

There are some things that some people just won't or can't understand. Fred and George find out first hand what one of them is. FredGeorge. Twincest.

HikaruxKaoru! Twincest! Waring!: Lemon, and Yaoi. Enjoy 3

Warnings: OneShot, Lemon, Yaoi, Twincest

Tamaki is having trouble with Biology, Kyouya is only too willing to help. Yaoi. KyouyaTamaki

[A SasuNaru fic] Sasuke can touch Naruto, but he has to follow the rules. Warning: yaoi and dark themes.

Twincest. A second year Gryffindor stumbles in on Fred and George in the common room, and a short conversation follows. Oneshot

One-shot, PWP, Draco/Harry slash.

Fred and George want to prank Bill while he's home, but Bill's well acquainted with their tricks. The two end up with some free time on their hands. Twincest; shounen-ai

The twins think about their friends and lovers. *Slash/Yaoi*