Hello... I thought I should update this. Okay first of all, I won't tell my real name just for my own reasons :) So you guys can just call me Solphwen or Solphy for short. I am decently young, meaning I'm sixteen, but I started reading/writing yaoi when I was twelve (I know creepy right?), but was reading/writing way before then. (not yaoi)

You might as well know this if you guys ever have any plans to try and become friends with me. I am incredibly weird and insane. I will rant a lot and after drinking a redbull you might find me in your kitchen asking for some scrambled eggs (Yes, this has happened before :\...). Also my mood tends to swing a lot, I could be very happy one moment and then pissed off the next, though.. I guess that's not completely my fault, people just need to stop being annoying. Also, I hate Twilight, but not really Twilight itself, more like the incredibly stupid fans who think that vampires are actually real and sparkly men are attractive (I actuallywent onto yahoo answers and someone had asked how to become a vampire like Edawrd Cullen... yeah). Anyway, I am blonde with blue/green/grey eyes and have really pale skin (but I'm proud of it!) because one, tan people look weird and gross and when they get older their face turns to leather and two, I'm partly Irish and Polish and a bunch of other European that I just don't have time/room/patience to write out so it's part of where I'm from. I am pretty short, but taller than Edward Elric! (from Fullmetal Alchemist) I'm 5'1", he's 4'11"? I think is what they said. My friends mostly like yaoi, too, however, a few of them do not approve of me writing smut... oh well.

I'm also really picky about my spelling and grammar so please tell me if you notice a mistake in one of my stories, since I edit all of them myself. My profile is probably filled with grammar and spelling mistakes, but I'm wayyyy too lazy to fix it :P.

Anywho, I'm not really a busy person who overindulges in school work so I don't really have an excuse for not writing for a while, except for the fact that I'm just lazy... :/ BUT I am working on a few stories at the moment so I'll post those as soon as they're done.

Here's some links... :)

GayGod (aka Matthew Lush) on youtube, if you have not heard of him you should definitely check out his stuff on youtube. They're so cute and hilarious. He makes me giggle everytime I see one of his vids.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=csmOnXLJN34 (video about an "erotic" story someone sent him lol)

- His page on youtube- http://www.youtube.com/user/GayGod

Also, if your parents don't like you writing anything mature or yaoi/yuri/smutty I would suggest the site zoho writer.. link's below. It's an online word processor.

http:///home?serviceurl=.do

For those people who have not heard of Aarinfantasy, I would suggest you go to the website and become obsessed like the rest of us :)

http:///forum/

To those who had wanted me to continue with Through the Window, I'm really sorry but I just have absolutely no inspiration or motivation to continue it and it just was not going the way I had wanted it to... If I have time later during the school year I might think about rewriting it, but for now I'm giving up on it.

Well, I guess I rambled on long enough about stuff you probably skipped over anyway so... yeah send me a message if you wanna chat or anything :)

email is: dirtymuffinfun@

(I know this profile is probably filled with grammatical errors, but some of it is on purpose and some I'm just to lazy to fix so :P..)

End of "Important" stuffs

How to Tell if You're a Writer

-If you talk to yourself.
-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’)
-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’)
-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’
-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.
-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.
-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
-If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.
-If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.
-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.
-If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.
-If people think you might have A.D.D.
-If you think it’d be cool to have A.D.D.
-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.
-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason.
-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.
-And finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you failed English 101g