Look for me at AO3 under MoistTowelette as well! All stories are cross-posted.

Hi! Oh my God, that was the best greeting I could come up with.

My name is Tommy, and yeah you can totally call me that lol. It won't freak me out.

My pen name is MoistTowelette in reference to the infamous scene in Glee season 1, episode 20 "Theatricality" wherein Kurt (who is still enamored with Finn), offers to wipe off his KISS makeup with a moist towelette, to which Finn objects and Kurt screams "It's just a moist towelette!" I don't know, I like it.

Well I suck at these. I don't know how to talk about myself without sounding like a douche or rambling or being completely boring. Umm, I'm (insert age here) and I go to (insert college here). I'm not being funny, I just legit don't want my info out there. I've seen one too many Lifetime movies and I do not want to end up tied up in a stranger's trunk headed over the border to Mexico to be traded into human trafficking (okay, I've seen Taken one too many times, too).

Yeah I'm a guy. Wait, let me check...One...two, yup, two balls down there. And lots of hair. I need to manscape soon.

Of my Glee fics, the main couples I ship are:

KUM - because Sam was originally supposed to be Kurt's bf and I got stuck on that idea and once I saw Chord Overstreet I was like FUCK YES let it happen, and their interaction in Duets only strengthened my belief in his homosexuality, but then he hooked up with Quinn and it all went to hell. And then Blaine got introduced and like EVERYBODY AND THEIR MAMA loved him and I was like, this kid is boring and too smarmy for my taste, plus he's so short. Sorry, I really hate Klaine, even though I like Blaine and Darren Criss. One of my inconsistencies as a person lol.

PUCKURT - because they're the supreme archetype of gay high school drama. The tough, badass sex shark homophobe and the prancing, obviously gay sensitive teenager find love and romance even though society disapproves. It's such a cliche, but it works so well. And we all know Puck has had some thoughts about dudes, and Kurt straddles that fine line between dude and dudette, so it's inevitable that Puck would end up on his knees, servicing our favorite countertenor.

And I'm a huge STEREK shipper for Teen Wolf. HUGE. I feel like it might maybe legitimately become canon. I'm not holding my breath or anything, but yeah, I've got some good feelings about them. And even if they don't I still love them together. Plus, they really gave me some new things to write about, breaking my writer's block and helping inspire me in my other WIP as well.

So, that's it! I hope you guys like my stories (because I'm really insecure as a writer, which leads to this inferiority complex I have and, coupled with my occasional delusions of grandeur, well, you can see why I'm a hot mess who only publishes their writing on a fanfic site.). Read them and tell me how much you love/hate/detest/want to hump me! (I promise I won't bite. Unless you're into that kind of thing ;P