"You should wear a dress."

"What?!"

"You should wear a dress."

Finland stared at Sweden in shock. Sweden had asked some pretty weird stuff of him before (he didn't even want to think about that incident with the viking outfit), but this took the cake for things Finland didn't want to do.

"No!" "Yes." "No!" "Yes." "No." "Yes."

There was no way Finland was going to do this. He refused to put a dress on!

"You look very pretty, Wife."

"Shut the fuck up."

A/N: I'm back! Sort of. I was bored today so I wrote this in like, the five minutes before class started.