Voici des extraits qui viennent d'un peu partout et que j'aime bien:

"Mental anxiety, mental breakdown, menstrual cramps, menopause, did you realize how all our problems begin with MEN!"

Be Unique

- BECAUSE THE LAST TIME SOMEONE DECIDED EVERYONE SHOULD BE THE SAME,

11 MILLION

PEOPLE

DIED

"Life's not about waiting for the storm to pass; it's about learning to dance in the rain."

"The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams."

"A good friend will come bail you out of jail; a best friend will be sitting next you saying "Damn, we fucked up!""

PMS: Potential Murder Suspect

"Whoever said "Nothing is Impossible" obviously never tried to slam a revolving door."

"One day your prince will come. Mine? Took a wrong turning and is too stubborn to ask for directions!"

"I believe in angels, the kind that heaven sends. I'm surrounded by angels but I call them my best friends."

They say Dracula reserects because of all the misery in this world. This is the reason why he reserects ever 100 years or even less. Because we hurt and kill everthing we can...

It's okay Pluto, I'm not a planet either.

I don't support the war. I support the men fighting it.

"Be gentle with yourself. You are a child of the universe, no less than the trees and the stars. In the noisy confusion of life, keep peace in your soul."

"Life, is like God's way of kicking your sorry ass out of heaven and yelling, "AND DON'T COME BACK!!"

Death, is like God's way of dragging you back up to heaven by your collar, mumbling, "Okay, I think you've done enough damage...""

La vie sexulle d'un couple: à 20 ans c'est MMS (Matin, Midi et Soir), à 40 ans c'est MMS (Mardi, Mercredi et Samedi), à 60 ans c'est MMS (Mars, Mai et ...Septembre), et à 80 ans c'est toujours MMS (Mes Meilleurs Souvenirs)

In case you need further proof that the human race is doomed because of stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:

1.)

On a Myer hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping".

(Darn, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).

2.)

On a bag of Chips: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.

(The shoplifter special?)

3.)

On a bar of Palmolive soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap".

(And that would be how?)

4.)

On some frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost".

(But, it's just a suggestion).

5.)

On Nanna's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down".

(Well...duh, a bit late, huh!)

6.)

On Marks Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating".

(And you thought?...)

7.)

On packaging for a K-Mart iron: "Do not iron clothes on body".

(But wouldn't this save me more time?)

8.)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication".

(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5 year olds with head colds off those forklifts.)

9.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness".

(And...I'm taking this because?)

10.)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only".

(As opposed to...what?)

11.)

On a Japanese food processor:"Not to be used for the other use".

(Now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

12.)

On Nobby's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts".

(Talk about a news flash!)

13.)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts".

(Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

14.)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly".

(Darn, there goes my Christmas plans!)

15.)

On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals".

(Was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

16.)

On artificial bacon: "Real artificial bacon bits".

(So we don't get fake fake bacon. Oh no, we get real fake bacon.)

17.)

On a package of pasta after the cooking instructions: "Put on fork and eat".

(No really? We're supposed to eat food

My Mother Taught Me...

1.

My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.

If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2.

My mother taught me RELIGION.

"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3.

My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.

"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4.

My mother taught me LOGIC.

"Because I said so, that's why."

5.

My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.

'If

you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6.

My mother taught me FORESIGHT.

"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7.

My mother taught me IRONY.

"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8.

My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.

"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9.

My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.

"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10.

My mother taught me about STAMINA.

"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11.

My mother taught me about WEATHER.

"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12.

My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.

"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13.

My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.

"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14.

My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.

"Stop acting like your father!"

15.

My mother taught me about ENVY.

"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16.

My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.

"Just wait until we get home."

17.

My mother taught me about RECEIVING.

"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18.

My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.

"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that way."

19.

My mother taught me ESP.

"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20.

My mother taught me HUMOR.

When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21.

My mother taught me RITE OF PASSAGE.

"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22.

My mother taught me GENETICS.

"You're just like your father."

23.

My mother taught me about my ROOTS.

"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24.

My mother taught me WISDOM.

"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25.

My mother taught me about JUSTICE.

"One day you'll have kids, and they'll be just like you!"

The Best Icons ever :

I dream of a better tomorrow, where Chickens can cross the road and not have their motives questioned.

Poets have been mysteriously quiet on the subject of cheese.

Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt"?

I live in my own little world, but it's ok, everyone knows me here :)

I live in a world full of bunnies and unicorns...but the bunnies are cutting themselves and the unicorns are acting all emo again.

Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you're up to.

Life isn't passing me by, it's trying to run me over.

Whose cruel idea was it for the word 'lisp' to have an 's' in it?

She's my best friend. Break her heart, and I'll break your face. :)

Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them as much.

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark?

Join The Army. Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.

Tell the truth and run.

A few facts:

1.)

I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.

2.)

Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.

3.)

I totally take back all those times I didn't want to nap when I was younger.

4.)

There is great need for a sarcasm font.

5.)

How the hell are you supposed to fold a fitted sheet?

6.)

Was learning cursive really necessary?

7.)

Map Quest really needs to start their directions on #5. I'm pretty sure I know how to get out of my neighborhood.

8.)

Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.

9.)

I can't remember the last time I wasn't at least kind of tired.

10.)

Bad decisions make good stories.

11.)

You never know when it will strike, but there comes a moment at work when you know that you just aren't going to do anything productive for the rest of the day.

12.)

Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blue Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection.. .again.

13.)

I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page research paper that I swear I did not make any changes to.

14.)

"Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never wash this -- ever.

15.)

I hate when I just miss a call by the last ring (Hello? Hello? Damn it!), but when I immediately call back, it rings nine times and goes to voicemail. What'd you do after I didn't answer? Drop the phone and run away?

16.)

I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.

17.)

I think the freezer deserves a light as well.

18.)

I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.

19.)

I am very selective about the realities I accept.

Hell explained by a chemistry student:

The following is an actual question given on University of Arizona chemistry mid term.

The answer by one student was so 'profound' that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well:

Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.

One student, however, wrote the following:

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. There fore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different religions that exist in the world today.

Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.

This gives two possibilities:

1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.

2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

So which is it?

If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, 'It will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you,' and take into account the fact that I slept with her last night, then number two must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct... ...leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting 'Oh God.'

THIS STUDENT RECEIVED AN A.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it:

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.

I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.

We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.

I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Controversial Issues:

1.)

Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, liposuction and air conditioning.

2.)

Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

3.)

Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behaviour. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

4.)

Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

5.)

Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britney Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

6.)

Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

7.)

Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

8.)

Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why there is only one religion.

9.)

Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10.)

gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans...

re-post this if you believe in legalizing gay marriage

Whether it's between two males, two females, or a male and a female, love is love!! - if you agree, put this in your profile.

Post this on your profile if you hate racism:

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

Poem:

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school

He told his friends that it was cool

And when he pulled the trigger back

It shot with a great crack

Mummy I was a good girl

I did what I was told

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold

But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye

I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry

When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another

And all because he got the gun from his older brother

Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much

And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush

And tell my little sister that she is the only one now

And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now

And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best

Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest

Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class

And never to forget this and please don't let this pass

Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this

Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss

And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try

I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry

Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest

But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest

Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack

Mummy listen to me if you would

I wanted to go to college

I wanted to try things that were new

I guess I'm not going with daddy

On that trip to the new zoo

I wanted to get married

I wanted to have a kid

I wanted to be an actress

Mummy I wanted to live

But mummy I must go now

The time is getting late

Mummy tell my Chris

I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date

I love you mummy I always have

I know you know it's true

Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"

In memory of the Columbian students that were lost

Please if you would

Pass this around

I'd be happy if you could

Don't smash this on the ground

If you pass this on

Maybe people will cry

Just keep this in heart

For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"

Now you have two choices

1) repost and show you care.

2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart.

What a kiss means

Kiss on the stomach = "I'm ready"

Kiss on the Forehead = "I hope we're together forever"

Kiss on the Ear = "You're my everything"

Kiss on the Cheek = "We're friends"

Kiss on the Hand = "I adore you"

Kiss on the Neck = "we belong together"

Kiss on the Shoulder = "I want you"

Kiss on the Lips = "I love you"

What the gesture means

Holding Hands = "we definitely love each other"

Slap on the Butt = "That's mine"

Holding on tight = "I don't want to let go"

Looking into each other's Eyes = "I just plain love you"

Playing with Hair = "Tell me you love me"

Arms around the Waist = "I love you too much to let go"

Laughing while Kissing = "I am completely comfortable with you"

picking someone up off their feet = "that they love them fully and would do anything for them"

--Advice--

Dont ask for a kiss, take one

If you were thinking about someone while reading this,

you're definitely in Love.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say right before you were going to say it copy this on your profile.

If you have ever done anything stupid in your life, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever been hit in the face with a ball and started laughing hysterically, copy and paste this into your profile.

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever laughed so hard you either choked, hyperventalated, had your sides cramp, or all of the above copy and paste this on your profile.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you hear the voices of characters in your head, put this onto your profile.

If you get way to excited for books, movies, ect. to come out, copy this into your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you can easily finish a novel in one day, put this on your profile!

If you believe that, in another dimension, Johnny Depp actually is Captain Jack Sparrow, copy this into your profile.

If you actually take the time to read copy and pastes, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever had a crush on a book character, copy this to your profile.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you tend to laugh your arse off at funny FanFics and everyone thinks you're wierd copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever read past two in the morning, copy this onto your profile

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile

If you've ever seen a movie or a TV show so many times you can quote it word for word and you do at random times or when the moment seems to need a quote, even when whoever you are quoting it to doesn't understand it; put this in your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading and/or writing copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hate those mosquitoes giving you mosquito bites, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Il you wish that people would just grow up and stop being racist, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Quotes:

1.)

You can't spell Paint without Pain.

2.)

“I live over there. No wait! It’s over there.

Me, on two totally different directions

(I copy this but it DID appen to me too!)

3.)

Captain Jack Sparrow

: She and I go way back. Thick as thieves. Night inseparable we are…were…have been…before…

Gibbs

: I’ll watch your back

Captain Jack Sparrow

: It’s my front I’m worried about.

Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man’s Chest.

4.)

“You laugh because I’m different. I laugh because you are all the same.

Unknown

5.) Doctor Who

Interrogator

: You’re a spy!

Third Doctor

: Am I? Who am I spying for?

Interrogator

: I’m asking the question. I repeat: you’re a spy!

Third Doctor

: That wasn’t a question. That was a statement.

Interrogator

: Careful, our friend here don’t get much fun. (Gestures to the thuggish Ogron security guards)

Third Doctor

: Poor fellow. Sorry I can’t oblige them at the moment, I’m not in the mood for games.

Sarah

: I had NO trouble with space stuff. I’ve seen things you wouldn’t believe!

Rose

: Try me!

Sarah

: Mummies!

Rose

: I’ve met ghosts.

Sarah

: Robots, lots of robots!

Rose

: Slitheen, IN Downing Street!

Sarah

: Daleks!

Rose

: Met the Emperor.

Sarah

: Anti Matter Monsters!

Rose

: Gas Mask Zombies!

Sarah

: Real life Dinosaurs!

Rose

: Real life Werewolf!

Sarah

: THE LOCH NESS MONSTER!

Rose

: seriously?

6.)

Jack

: All right, usual formation.

Gwen

: What’s the usual formation?

Owen

: Varies.

Gwen

: How can the usual formation vary?

Torchwood, episode 1,saison 1

7.)

Athos

stopping mid rant at Aramis

): What is Porthos doing?

Aramis (

calmly

): Walking into the barn naked, it would seem.

Athos

: But what is he

doing

Aramis

: About to hang himself, I should think. He’s been threatening to do it for months.

Athos

: Hang himself?!

Porthos

sees a rope hanging from the rafters

): Mon Dieu. A sign from God. (

ties rope around his neck

Aramis

still calmly

): If Porthos is

determined

to end his life, then he’s bound to find an opportunity.

Porthos

: Goodbye cruel world (!). Farewell to useless Porthos.

Athos rushes out, Portho jumps, and the beam where the rope is tied breaks

Athos

: What was that?

Aramis

: It's alright. I sawed the beam.

barn roof collapses on Porthos, Athos turns and stares at Aramis

Aramis

: Well, I'm a genius, not an architect."

Athos Aramis, and Porthos (the three Musketeers), The Man in the Iron Mask

8.)

Madame Gasket

: Who are these losers?

Fender

: We, Sir...

Madame

Gasket

: I'm a woman.

Crank

: Ouch.

Fender

In a thick Scottish accent

) We've come to rescue our friend, ye evil bag of bolts! An' ye shall be defeated, by the very outmodes that you scorn and detest!

Crank

: Yeah! 'Cause there's seven of us, and only one of... (

hundreds of minions come out from behind Madame Gasket

Fender

: Let's see, seven of us and... eight? nine?

Crank

: Did you count that one?

Fender

: I think so... WILL YOU ALL STOP MOVING AROUND?! This is so frustrating! I think I counted one of you twice!"

Madame Gasket, Fender, Crank, Robots

9.)

"In Canada we have more than a passing familiarity with confusion. We’re comprised of 10 Provinces, and 2 Territories, communicating across 6 time zones in 2 official languages. The English don’t understand the French, the French don’t understand the English, and the Inuit, quite frankly, don’t give a damn about either of them. Added to the equation is the Assembly of First Nations. With a total of 633 separate Bands, speaking 180 subdialects among their 50 linguistic groups. And as if

that

weren’t enough, there are some fishermen on the East Coast with a remarkably whimsical accent..."

RCMP Constable Benton Fraser, Due South

10.)

Lorsqu'on te fera de ces récits hideux qui t'ont empoisonnée, réponds ce que je vais te dire : Tous les hommes sont menteurs, inconstants, faux, bavards, hypocrites, orgueilleux et lâches, méprisables et sensuels ; toutes les femmes sont perfides, artificieuses, vaniteuses, curieuses et dépravées ; le monde n'est qu'un égout sans fond où les phoques les plus informes rampent et se tordent sur des montagnes de fange ; mais il y a au monde une chose sainte et sublime, c'est l'union de deux de ces êtres si imparfaits et si affreux. On est souvent trompé en amour, souvent blessé et souvent malheureux ; mais on aime, et quand on est sur le bord de sa tombe, on se retourne pour regarder en arrière ; et on se dit : " J'ai souffert souvent, je me suis trompé quelquefois, mais j'ai aimé. C'est moi qui ai vécu, et non pas un être factice créé par mon orgueil et mon ennui. "

On ne badine pas avec l’amour, musset, acte II, scène 5.

11.)

La muerte esta tan segura de vencer que nos dan toda una vida de ventaje.

12.)

A revolution without dancing is a revolution not worth having

V For Vendetta

13.)

The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated.

Mahatma Gandhi

14.)

"Time is too slow for those who wait, too swift for those who fear, too long for those who grieve, too short for those who rejoice, but for those who love, time is eternity."

Henry Van Dyke