Ah, hello you all.

It's been a long time. Years, in fact, since I updated anything on here, so please keep in mind that none of my stories reflect my personality or my writing abilities any longer. I just don't feel like bothering to take the shitting stuff down. :)

Anyway, the name's Amy. I hate it. Makes me feel like a girl.

My user name used to be different, but I decided that it had gotten old, so hence forth, I am EasySilverDoesIt. Pleasure to meet you.

Need anything? Want to chat? Vent? I don't know, feel free to PM me, I'll get back to you as soon as my email decides to inform me of it.

SUPPORT THE BUNNY!

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On the other hand, this is Kitty.

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Kitty is Bunny's nemesis. Or evil accomplice. Nobody really knows.

16 THINGS I'M GOING TO DO AT WAL-MART (This will keep me from being stuck with my mom in the underwear section while she asks me which bra I like best... :( "Honey, this would look so cute on you!")

Oh, and by the way, I won't take any blame if you try these yourselves, and get into trouble, okay? It's a joke.

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Go up to someone (A lady works best) and say in a slightly creep voice, "Please help me, the voices in my head are telling me to do naughty things." Then pause and stare into their eyes for a few seconds, don't respond to any reactions until you put your head in your hands and shout , "NO! No, I won't hurt the nice lady!" Then pull out a lighter and say calmly, "I must... burn... something..." Walk away.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.( And some cheez its!)

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?!"

9.Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.(or flip it off)

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"(or air freshener!)

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "Pikachu, I choose you!"

QUOTES THAT ROCK_
Found on zatl's profile

Whoever said nothing is impossible, obviously never tried to slam a revolving door.

Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else.

I don't suffer from insanity I enjoy every minute of it.

You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.

Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid.

There is stupid coming out of your mouth again

God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that," and made women.

So many boys, so many reasons to stay alone

I didn't mean to hurt your feelings...I was aiming for your face

I hear your silence loud and clear

Children in front seats can lead to accidents. Accidents in backseats can lead to children.

Why do today what you could put off till tomorrow?

How can i miss you if you never left?

Education is important, school however, is another matter.

Don’t mess with me I've got a stick.

Boys are like purses: cute, full of crap, and always replaceable

If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving.

You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder.

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't

Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls, or tree, or cars, or anything in the immediate area...

Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped.

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night.

Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it?

Help I've fallen and I can't...hey nice carpet!

A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.

"We live in an age where pizza gets to your house before the police do."

Whose cruel idea was it for the word "Lisp" to have a "S" in it?

If you ask someone to say the word 'lisp' and they can't, is that irony?

You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.

If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?

If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?

There’s a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.

Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive

Life is full of disappointments, and I'm full of life!

Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.

Cheese… milk's leap toward immortality.

Ice Cream... milks beauty pagents queen.

Life's Tough, get a helmet

The early bird gets the worm, the second mouse gets the cheese and the tenth caller gets the prize...

Can vegetarians eat Animals Crackers?

Only in America, do banks have braille on the drive-thru ATMs.

Why do they use sterilized needles for lethal injections?

Why do bankruptcy lawyers expect to be paid?

A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths

The cops never find it as funny as you do.

The real trouble with reality is that there’s no background music.

Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.

Everyone is entitled to be stupid, but you? You abuse the privilege.

War doesn’t determine who’s right. War determines who’s left.

Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them.

If pro is opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress?

If you think things can’t get worse it’s probably only because you lack sufficient imagination.

I once prayed to god for a bike, but quickly found out he didn't work that way…so I stole a bike and prayed for his forgiveness.

A train station is where the train stops. A bus station is where the bus stops. On my desk, I have a work station…

The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.

Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

You can’t be late until you show up. You're just... absent...

Knowledge is realizing that the street is one-way, wisdom is looking both directions anyway. Stupidity is stepping off the sidewalk because you're too busy texting...

Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are good is like expecting the bull not to charge because you are a vegetarian.

I am so clever that sometimes I don’t understand a single word of what I am saying.

Anyone who uses the phrase “easy as taking candy from a baby” has never tried taking candy from a baby.

To be clever enough to get all that money, one must be stupid enough to want it.

A criminal is a person with predatory instincts who has not sufficient capital to form a corporation or run for congress.

Nothing shows a man's character more than what he laughs at.

Found on pirate-muffins-13's profile

Don't interrupt me when I'm talking to myself! It's rude!

Don't look at me in that tone of voice!

It takes skill to trip over flat surfaces.

It also takes skill to trip up stairs.

I didn't expect that...

My voices tell me that your voices are dorks.

Oh, my God! Look, a flying distraction!

Bring it... fool!

Normal is a setting on a dryer.

In case of emergency: Laughing gas masks with decend from over head compartments. If you are with a small child, please place your own mask on first and leave the little bugger to fend for himself. :)

For sale! My parents: buy one, get one free.

School starts September 1. Resistance is futile.

I don't have a short attention span! I just...oh look, a bunny!

I hope you know that often times, we're the only ones who think each other's funny.

Homework kills trees. Save trees. Don't do homework.

Hold up! I can't hear you. Let me turn down my awesomeness...

Hockey: If it moves, stick it. If it doesn't, stick it until it does.

Come to the dark side. We have cookies.

They don't know that we know that they know we know.

I shower naked.

You'll always be my friend. You know too much.

The voices in my head are fighting again.

Movies are my crack.

We are so hot, we make fire stop, drop, and roll.

I've gone to find myself. If I get back before I return, keep me here.

People think I’m crazy, but I’m actually just bored.

People are like slinkies. Usually useless, yet it’s so fun to watch them fall down the stairs…

I find ‘good morning’ a contradiction of terms.

You’re a great friend, but if zombies chase us, I’m tripping you.

The REAL Christmas miracle was finding three wise men.

Did you know that if you say “Gullible” slowly, it sounds like “green beans?”

HaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHaHa--NO!

I’m not good at empathy. Will you accept sarcasm?

Bad things happen when my friends think…

Friends are the ones who cry with you when you feel down. Best friends are the ones who stand there with a shot-gun and ask who did it.

Friends are the ones who ask what happened. Best friends are the ones who shout, “SHE’S PISSED! RUN!”

I’m not as random as you think I- CHEESECAKE!

If you think that was crazy fun, give me a flamethrower and a room full of high explosives...

You should feel honoured: You just got a beautiful tour of the way my head works if you read all that!