PrussianKnight9hide bio
 Author has written 14 stories for Naruto, and Star Trek: 2009. "When a man learns to love, he must bear the risk of hatred." I have created a Tumblr blog for this account, so that people without accounts may ask questions or shoot me messages in general if they wish to. The URL is simply "prussianknight9". See you there! [I tried to go for the minimalism thing on my profile. If you have questions regarding anything, please feel free to message me here or on Tumblr! I don't bite :) If you wish to remain anonymous while asking questions then Tumblr has a good option for that.] |
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O Mine Enemy by Kirby Lane reviews
Harry finds an injured Snape on his doorstep and must hide him from the Dursleys. To complicate matters, a series of strange dreams portends a frightening future unless the two can find a way to work together. A mentor story. Alternate 6th summer: post-OotP; ignores HBP & DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 49 - Words: 322,419 - Reviews: 2258 - Favs: 1,522 - Follows: 1,944 - Updated: 6/29 - Published: 4/29/2007 - Harry P., Severus S.
Life and Debt by RushiAei reviews
Kakuzu knew that he was running out of time. So, he had no choice but to obtain what he needed in order to survive. He should be happy, but how could he be now that his life would no longer be his own? He tells himself that it's all worth it, but can his sanity truly afford this?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,405 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/27/2016 - Hidan, Kakuzu
No Alteration by hammerQueen reviews
When the world gets infected, people die. At first, it was just people exterminating other beings. Then came the undead. A massive change in the system, but what is it again that kills?
Crossover - Naruto & Walking Dead - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,435 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/21/2015 - Akatsuki
Dark (Ness) by Daikonko reviews
Despite what Kakuzu might say Hidan noticed things. And as much as they might hate each other there were just some things they didn't say. Hidan muses on the fears the zombie combo faced.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 489 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/1/2015 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Akatsuki Fundraising by Tigers and Dragons reviews
Because collecting tailed beasts and sealing them in a large statue for some crazy guy bent on world domination is not a lucrative business scheme. Drabble Fics.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 54 - Words: 21,487 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 11/16/2014 - Published: 10/2/2011 - Akatsuki
Where Others Fear to Tread by AmputeeTrainee reviews
Brought back from death by mistake, Kakuzu is forced to face the reality of absolute defeat. Stripped of his health, Akatsuki rank and fortune, he must salvage what he can. Promised a reward for returning Hidan's ring, Kakuzu begins to dig to rescue the man he loathes the most. (Summary continued inside. Rated for violence, gore, language and sexual situations.)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,477 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/28/2014 - Published: 7/17/2014 - Shikamaru N., Hidan, Kakuzu
Proper by maimeya reviews
Kakuzu was bored and started nagging Hidan to dress properly.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,112 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/27/2013 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Children at Heart by Ayakae reviews
Five times John saw Sherlock doing childish things, and one time he joined him. Epic friendship.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,822 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 9/15/2013 - Published: 8/25/2013 - Sherlock H., John W., Mycroft H. - Complete
Pretending to be Fake by GracefullPhantom reviews
Everyone had always said he was nothing but an empty shell. A wannabe human, since he was always so lifeless, most people left him be, but Deidara wanted to try and change all that for the lonely and lifeless Sasori.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 8,166 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/23/2013 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Deidara, Sasori
Itachi's Sexuality by Katie.Madison reviews
When Deidara asked Kisame about Itachi's sexuality, this was not the answer he had in mind.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,759 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 7/15/2013 - Published: 2/14/2013 - Itachi U., Deidara
The One with the Sea Monsters by Lenaellsi reviews
Spock really should have taken those swimming lessons back at the Academy.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,638 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 38 - Published: 6/17/2013 - Spock, L. McCoy/Bones, J. Kirk - Complete
Allergic to Potions by Cordria reviews
A simple request for Harry to get his vaccinations has some unexpected consequences. Can Harry survive the summer trapped with his snarky potions professor?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 84,834 - Reviews: 767 - Favs: 977 - Follows: 735 - Updated: 6/5/2013 - Published: 7/28/2012 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Work of Art by ilovemyboys reviews
Deidara isn't eating because he's working on his art. Sasori doesn't like that.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,348 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/9/2013 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
On Fanfiction and How It Should Be Written by spring13 reviews
In which Sasori and Deidara have a heated debate on how fanfiction should be written. Topics range from shipping, chapter length, to point of view.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,121 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/14/2013 - Published: 3/12/2013 - Deidara, Sasori
Hidan in Wonderland by Wierdowithagun reviews
Hidan goes to therapy. Stuff happens. Weird stuff. This is not a parody, I'm just bad with titles.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,818 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/14/2012 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Punishment most foul by Wierdowithagun reviews
Kakuzu has forced Hidan to do the unthinkable as punishment for irritating the life out of him...again. Hidan must write a poem, a real poem. Hidan... halfway succeeds. Just a stupid random poem. Enjoy. Rated T for Hidan.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 164 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/8/2012 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Tight Spot by hakanamu reviews
Naruto once believed he saw Sasuke as more of a brother than Itachi ever did. But stuck in the 13-year-old ANBU captain's body on the day of Uchiha Clan Massacre, could he really do any better?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 67,127 - Reviews: 1073 - Favs: 2,071 - Follows: 2,103 - Updated: 9/26/2012 - Published: 2/17/2009 - Naruto U., Itachi U.
Too Late by grumpySymphonies reviews
"Humor. Humor was what fueled him now. Not hope. Not wishes. Not Jashin." Hidan has finally made it out of that dark, musky hell. Now he's in another one. And this time, he's all alone. Slight AU. Slight implied KakuHida. Drabble-y. Rated T for swearing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,637 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/1/2012 - Hidan
Deidara's Resolution by Pandatryoshka reviews
Uh, I suppose this is meant to be a doublecrackfic. Dei-chan tells Dan'na the most shocking news. R&R?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 217 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/23/2012 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Misconception by misscheekiness reviews
"What kind of a man are you! Your girlfriend here is injured and the only thing you care about is coming on time for wherever it is you have to go!" in which Deidara is mistaken for Sasori's girlfriend. Crackfic. T for swearing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,916 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/8/2012 - Deidara, Sasori, Sakura H. - Complete
Practice :Deidara: by RavenStark reviews
What happens when Deidara tries to play DDR? Oneshot. I do not own Naruto or DDR.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 816 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 11 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Life is by Kane the DFWM Seme reviews
Sasori explains what Life is to Deidara. Life and Death are the tiwns that control us. Not really yaoi unless you want it to be?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 304 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Sasori, Deidara - Complete
Master of the Camp by msyuu reviews
Marshmallows shall fly, matches will ignite, and chocolate shall melt as this incredible battle between Deidara and Sasori breaks out while they're camping in woods. Hopefully the forest won't burn down. SasoDei *CRACK*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,004 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/3/2010 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Sasori, Deidara
face the strange by unbeatenduck reviews
this has yuri yoai and sm
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,068 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/18/2009 - Harry P., Sasuke U. - Complete
Haircuts with Akatsuki by WildWolfMoon reviews
“Don't. Say. A. Word. Un. I have to work here,” Deidara hissed. “We need funds.”
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,340 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/12/2008
Coffee by WildWolfMoon reviews
Tobi, do you know what happened the last time we gave Hidan coffee?” Kakuzu asked slowly.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 828 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/12/2008 - Deidara, Hidan - Complete
Salutation, Education by Novelist Pup reviews
AU: In which Sasori is the new Woodshop teacher with a bit of an attitude problem. And everyone wants a piece of him. :DeiSaso
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,824 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 42 - Published: 5/28/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Deidara's Attempt To Cook by WelcomeToErebus reviews
Deidara of the Akatsuki has decided to try out another art form, cooking! However, if he can't even pronounce spaghetti or learn how to turn on a stove, you can insure comedy! Crack fic, R&R please! Rating for slight language
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,273 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/16/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Would you like fries with that, un? by ShyLover4eva reviews
What happen when Deidara and Sasori visit McDonalds? CHAOS! No pairings.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 706 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/26/2007 - Deidara, Sasori
Harry Potter and the Chained Souls by Theowyn of HPG reviews
Harry must discover how Voldemort cheated death. He faces Death Eaters, shadowy Ministry officials & suspicions that threaten to tear his own allies apart. But the answers lie in the mind where victory can only be won by freeing the chained souls. SEQUEL
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 231,287 - Reviews: 847 - Favs: 1,154 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 7/12/2007 - Published: 4/16/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Enemy Within by Theowyn of HPG reviews
In his sixth year at Hogwarts, Harry's mental link to Voldemort is stronger than ever. Can Snape teach him to control the nightmarish visions? And is their connection the key to ending Voldemort's reign?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 173,220 - Reviews: 519 - Favs: 1,543 - Follows: 346 - Updated: 3/27/2007 - Published: 2/28/2007 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
You Betcha by ckret2 reviews
The English dub was already notorious for turning Naruto's 'dattebayo' into 'believe it'. Will Deidara's 'un' get away safely? Not a chance! Then again, some characters have it worse... [Spoilers ONLY for Akatsuki members' names. Crack!fic, oneshot.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 912 - Follows: 95 - Published: 2/3/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
Surreality by Perse reviews
Harry begins to have vivid dreams...happy dreams, showing what his life might have been like with his parents. But Dumbledore and Snape think this is the Dark Lord’s doing, and that it needs to be undone. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 41,315 - Reviews: 550 - Favs: 1,004 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 7/14/2005 - Published: 1/14/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
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Mission: Progress Report Log reviews
Sometimes, big projects can lead to missions that extend over weeks, months, or even years. When detailed logging is required, each Akatsuki team is given an official journal that must be updated as the mission progresses. Here is a little sneak peek into the Travel Log of Kakuzu and Hidan, and the mundane events during their mission.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,665 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/5/2017 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Phobia reviews
He'd found him. But something's... not right. He could leave him to take care of his own wretched self... or lend a helping hand. A narrow escape from death left Kakuzu to face a whole new road of challenges. Rated T for swearing and a bit of gore. AU in Naruto universe. Naruto characters belong to their respectful owner, Kishimoto Masashi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 75,173 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 8/29/2017 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Hidan, Kakuzu
Choices reviews
Despite being indestructible, there was a certain vulnerability to Hidan that Kakuzu hadn't thought of. Mini fill for a tumblr prompt: "How would Kakuzu act if Hidan woke up crying from a nightmare? Would he comfort him?" Rated T for swearing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,074 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/20/2017 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Switcheroo reviews
Team Asuma's mission to recapture the Immortal Akatsuki is scrapped when Ino's attempt at her new jutsu fails. But this results in something strange: Hidan and Kakuzu have woken up in each other's bodies. Until they can reverse this unfortunate mishap, they must learn to adapt to their new environment. But some things are easier said than done.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,490 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/15/2016 - Published: 3/11/2016 - Hidan, Kakuzu
Savior reviews
Hidan cannot believe it when he discovers Kakuzu is in trouble. Not caught in the hands of the enemy, nope, but stuck in a damn hole. And why can't he just crawl out himself? Hidan isn't sure if Kakuzu's doing this on purpose to skip out on their important mission. He's really fine... right? One-shot fic for a tumblr prompt.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,748 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/24/2015 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Past & Future reviews
It had been his own fault for thinking he could live to please others, for thinking he wasn't alone in this cold, cold world. But Kakuzu never made the same mistake twice. Originally written on Tumblr for the prompt: "Past & Future" by 'si-ching'.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,167 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/21/2015 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Reasons For Survival reviews
Jim Kirk found himself hopelessly stranded on an unidentified planet, thanks to Khan's faulty transporter. Unfortunately, he was also stuck with the very space terrorist he had managed to capture. To Jim's horror, he finds himself becoming increasingly dependent on Khan as survival rapidly becomes difficult in such foreign environments. But he can't trust this guy... can he?
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 35,928 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 6/12/2015 - Published: 7/17/2013 - J. Kirk, John Harrison/Khan
Make Me Whole reviews
It only took one slip of the tongue, but Hidan found himself wishing he could reverse the flow of time just to eat his own words. Originally written on Tumblr for the prompt: "and kiss" by Anonymous. Rated T for swearing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,185 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/24/2015 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Fireworks reviews
While Hidan and Kakuzu are infamously known to fight at every given chance, there was one day where they always called for a cease-fire. Originally written on Tumblr for the prompt: "food/tea for Kakuzu Hidan" by Anonymous. Rated T for swearing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 964 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/24/2015 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Two Seasons reviews
If Hidan was asked about the seasons of the year, there were two in particular that provided lasting memories in his mind. Originally written on Tumblr for the prompt: "Summer vs Winter for Hidan & Kakuzu" by 'pommypoisonoverload'. Rated T for swearing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,758 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/24/2015 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
Cloudburst reviews
From the start, Hidan knew this Kakuzu guy would become the bane of his existence. But when one day he abruptly abandons the Jashinist on a cold, raining road, he finds that this relationship might not have been as infuriating as it always seemed to feel. Damn everything... he really hates this feeling. Rated T for swearing. Characters belong to Kishimoto.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,119 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/26/2015 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
I Can't Help But Love Birds! reviews
Deidara, the fearsome terrorist bomber of Akatsuki, had a secret that he swore to himself never to reveal. Unfortunately, Hidan was never one to think before speaking. And it's not like he wanted anybody—particularly Sasori—to care that he hurt, or anything. Rated T for language. Characters strictly belong to Kishimoto Masashi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,755 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/5/2013 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete
The Price of Living reviews
It was a perfectly harmless mission, or so Deidara had thought. When a simple investigation mission turns into something much more… human, the artistic duo must solve the confounding puzzle in order to fetch back Sasori's puppet body. AU set in Naruto universe, rated T for swearing. Naruto characters belong to their respectful owner, Kishimoto Masashi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,648 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 9/16/2012 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Sasori, Deidara
Useless Feels reviews
Sometimes, it's no use pretending nothing mattered anymore, such as emotions. Because Deidara knew they were there, locked away and forgotten deep, deep down, rusty with unuse. Rated T to be safe. Not meant to be a SasoDei fic, but you can read it like that if you want. Naruto characters belong to their respectful owner, Kishimoto Masashi.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,446 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/25/2012 - Published: 7/4/2012 - Sasori, Deidara
