HELLO!!

INFO!!

Name: che like i'd tell you

Age: im a girl we dont revile are age

gender: female duh?

Thats all im saying so all you know is i'm a girl pretty much

Okay i'm a huge YAOI and ANIME fan

Paring i LOVE(Seme/Uke)

SasuNaru

ItaNaru

GaaNaru

KyuuNaru

KakaNaru

KakaIru

KandaAllen

TykiAllen

LaviAllen

NaruHina

NaruTema

Paring I loath

NaruSaku

ItaSasu

AllenRoad

NaruKank

ANy paring were naruto the seme

Question?

If i change a character into a girl and said character was born a girl and i pair said character with a guy is it consired Yaoi??

If you know the answer pm mee its been bothering me

Poem!!

Roses are red,

Violets are blue

Suger is sweet,

and so are you..

But the roses are wilting

the violets are dead

the suger bowl's empty

and soo is you head

All the world's a stage

All the world's a stage,
And all the men and women merely players;
They have their exits and their entrances,
And one man in his time plays many parts,
His acts being seven ages. At first, the infant,
Mewling and puking in the nurse's arms.
Then the whining schoolboy, with his satchel
And shining morning face, creeping like snail
Unwillingly to school. And then the lover,
Sighing like furnace, with a woeful ballad
Made to his mistress' eyebrow. Then a soldier,
Full of strange oaths and bearded like the pard,
Jealous in honor, sudden and quick in quarrel,
Seeking the bubble reputation
Even in the cannon's mouth. And then the justice,
In fair round belly with good capon lined,
With eyes severe and beard of formal cut,
Full of wise saws and modern instances;
And so he plays his part. The sixth age shifts
Into the lean and slippered pantaloon,
With spectacles on nose and pouch on side;
His youthful hose, well saved, a world too wide
For his shrunk shank, and his big manly voice,
Turning again toward childish treble, pipes
And whistles in his sound. Last scene of all,
That ends this strange eventful history,
Is second childishness and mere oblivion,
Sans teeth, sans eyes, sans taste, sans everything.

by William Shakespeare

IN Flanders Fields

In Flanders Fields the poppies blow
Between the crosses row on row,
That mark our place; and in the sky
The larks, still bravely singing, fly
Scarce heard amid the guns below.
We are the Dead. Short days ago
We lived, felt dawn, saw sunset glow,
Loved and were loved, and now we lie
In Flanders fields.
Take up our quarrel with the foe:
To you from failing hands we throw
The torch; be yours to hold it high.
If ye break faith with us who die
We shall not sleep, though poppies grow
In Flanders fields.

Quotes

If there's a book you really want to read, but it hasn't been written yet, then you must write it. ~Toni Morrison

Substitute "damn" every time you're inclined to write "very;" your editor will delete it and the writing will be just as it should be. ~Mark Twain

Ink and paper are sometimes passionate lovers, oftentimes brother and sister, and occasionally mortal enemies. ~Emme Woodhull-Bäche

Words - so innocent and powerless as they are, as standing in a dictionary, how potent for good and evil they become in the hands of one who knows how to combine them. ~Nathaniel Hawthorne

A critic can only review the book he has read, not the one which the writer wrote. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960

I love riddles and soo here are some riddles let see if you can figure it out

1. What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?

2. What goes around the world but stays in a corner?

3. Give me food, and I will live; give me water, and I will die. What am I?

4. What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a head but never weeps, has a bed but never sleeps?

5. I am weightless, but you can see me. Put me in a bucket, and I'll make it lighter. What am I?

6. You are in a room that is completely bricked in on all four sides, including the ceiling and floor. You have nothing but a mirror and a wooden table in the room with you. How do you get out? (This is my fave no cheating)

7. A man was found dead out in a field of snow. The only tracks that were left was a set of footprints between two parallel lines. Who should the police be looking for?

8. A large truck is crossing a bridge 1 mile long. The bridge can only hold 14000 lbs, which is the exact weight of the truck. The truck makes it half way across the bridge and stops. A bird lands on the truck. Does the bridge collapse?

9. Why can't a woman, who is now living in Canada, not be buried in the USA?

10. Two girls have the same parents and were born at the same hour of the same day of the same month, but they are not twins. How can this be possible?

Answers to the riddles!!

1. A towel

2. A stamp

3. A river.

4. Fire.

5. A hole.

6. You look in the mirror you see what you saw, you take the saw and you cut the table in half, two halves make a whole, and you climb out the hole.

7. A man in a wheelchair.

8. No, it does not collapse. Because it has driven a half mile - you would subtract the gas used from the total weight of the truck

9. Because she is still alive!

10. They were not born in the same year.

Okay i'll try and update everything once a week if possible but school... etc

okay please read my stories and give me your honest opions!