I see you've stumbled across my home page. Good for you. I think.

Anyway, first things first.

My fics:

Seduced by a Demon and The Taming of the Sand

These fics are now embarrasingly old... and I dread to read over them to see what a shoddy standard they are at! These have officially been abandoned for the mean time. I am leaving them up for several reasons - 1) I still have a soft spot for the stories 2) I have had some wonderful reviews from them and do not want to loose these and most importantly 3) I still cling to the hope that one day I will revisit them, revamping them and hopefully finishing the stories as I always intended too. For now however, if you do choose to read these dusty old fics, please don't hold them against me...

Squaliformes

A collection of ldrabbles/oneshots revolving around the Reader and Superbi Squalo and the realationship between them/you. Written in the second person (you/your). Written for a 121 prompt drabble challange on Quizilla. Largely based around crack humour, but with most other genres thrown in at some point.

7 Deadly sins

7 drabbles, 7 KHR characters, 7 sins. Nuff said.

Gender Bender!

Crackfic. A collection of oneshots based in the KHR-verse in which we get to see how our favourite characters deal with an abrupt sex-change ala Reborn. Victims included will be: Xanxus, Gokudera, Ryohei, Mukuro, Hibari, Yamamoto, Squalo, Reborn, Tsuna and Bel amongst others. Suggestions welcome!

More mindless facts about me:

Current obsessions

KHR - (particularly the Varia)

Drabbles (in general). There is something both wonderfully liberating about writing them and amusingly satisfying about reading them. They are the new fics!

Reader inserts - These are possibly the best thing to ever happen to fandom. They allow the author to write without having to worry about keeping the character IC as they would with cannon characters, while at the same time eliminating the need for (a more often than not annoying) OC

My favourite quotes (they made me laugh at any rate)

"I'm as sexy as a sexy-pie! You could eat me for breakfast... we could call it sexfast!"

"Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is actually a fruit. Wisdom is knowing NOT to put it in a fruit salad..."

"The old black rum's got a hold on me like a dog wrapped round my leg"

"Bitter and twisted like a mangled lemon."

"Razors pain you,

Rivers are damp,

Acid stains you,

Drugs cause cramps.

Guns are unlawful,

Nooses give,

Gas smells awful,

You might as well live."

Please enjoy my work and feel free to offer any constructive criticisms - after all, its the best way to improve!

A note on spelling - I am a UK writer and thus use different spellings to the American. Please bare this in mind when reading my stuff.