siriuslives394hide bio
 Poll: Why are you here, on my profile? Vote Now! |
 Author has written 20 stories for Harry Potter. I suppose I’ve been writing fanfiction for over… five years now. I stick mainly to Harry Potter, although I have dabbled in Supernatural and Doctor Who (none of which are posted, and are either rotting away in an obscure folder, or I lost when my computer crashed.) While I’ve only been writing for short while, I’ve been reading fanfiction for upwards of seven years. I suppose what I write is reasonably amusing, as that is -– after all –- what I’m trying to achieve with it. Most of my stories are humour, with a few exceptions. Also, most are one-shots. ETA: I don't write ff anymore. In fact, I don't write at all. Most of what I've done is childish and kind of lame. I don't know. Not in a good spot with my writing right now. |
Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .
Sands of Destiny by amidtheflowers reviews
"Knockturn Alley," Hermione breathed, and a rush of relief flooded inside of her. At least she didn't end up amongst cavemen or dinosaurs. Time-turner fic. Sirius Black falls behind the veil, the time-turners are destroyed, and a Gryffindor is going to change history.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 234,751 - Reviews: 1424 - Favs: 2,467 - Follows: 3,525 - Updated: 4/26 - Published: 7/25/2011 - Hermione G., Sirius B.
Odd Ideas by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Odd little one shots that may or may not be turned into their own stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 185 - Words: 803,427 - Reviews: 12184 - Favs: 5,723 - Follows: 4,704 - Updated: 12/19/2019 - Published: 9/4/2005
Playing the Players by angelically-devilish reviews
MARRIAGE LAW FIC! What happens when two people who thought they were destined for lives of free-wheeling and independence end up thrown together by meddling friends and a malicious Ministry? Why, nothing short of magic and mayhem! Rated M for mature!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 176,820 - Reviews: 1828 - Favs: 1,628 - Follows: 2,284 - Updated: 3/24/2018 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Hermione G., Sirius B.
Harry the Hufflepuff by BajaB reviews
Luckily, lazy came up in Petunia's tirades slightly more often than freak, otherwise, this could have been a very different story. AU. Not your usual Hufflepuff!Harry story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,190 - Reviews: 1556 - Favs: 9,290 - Follows: 3,193 - Updated: 3/12/2018 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
The Cure for Boredom by SweetChi reviews
Buffy and boredom are non-mixy. So when she finds herself voodooed into a world where vampires are accepted and nothing like she's used to, what else is there to do but investigate?
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 236,789 - Reviews: 521 - Favs: 475 - Follows: 454 - Updated: 12/11/2017 - Published: 4/9/2011 - Buffy S., Eric - Complete
The Triumph of These Tired Eyes by AnarchicMuse reviews
In his several millennia of existence Loki Odinson, God of Mischief and Lies, had been many things; he had been a liar, a warrior, and a trickster, just to name a few, but never before had he been a loving father, he'd never been given the chance. However, the moment the tiny creature was in his arms, he knew he would do anything necessary to keep hold of what was his.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 334,619 - Reviews: 5834 - Favs: 14,370 - Follows: 12,497 - Updated: 10/31/2016 - Published: 3/25/2014 - Harry P., Loki - Complete
The Debt of Time by ShayaLonnie reviews
When Hermione finds a way to bring Sirius back from the veil, her actions change the rest of the war. Little does she know her spell restoring him to life provokes magic she doesn't understand and sets her on a path that ends with a Time-Turner. *Art by Freya Ishtar*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 154 - Words: 727,515 - Reviews: 13206 - Favs: 10,119 - Follows: 3,950 - Updated: 10/27/2016 - Published: 10/21/2014 - Hermione G., Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Storm of Yesterday by ShayaLonnie reviews
Hunted by Voldemort, Hermione and Harry make a last stand in Godric's Hollow. When the Boy-Who-Lived lives no more, Hermione is thrown back in time into another battle where she has a chance to save not only Harry, but another Potter. *Art by colour me luna*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 68 - Words: 132,606 - Reviews: 7590 - Favs: 7,344 - Follows: 3,230 - Updated: 10/27/2016 - Published: 9/7/2015 - [Hermione G., James P.] Marauders - Complete
Of Old Soldiers and Missing Wars by NonchalantxFish reviews
There was a bruise on his cheekbone and one decorating his left eye, and his nose had traces of dried blood running down to his chin, and he had a split lip. But his hands, his knuckles, were red and raw, and that's what made Steve approach the boy standing on the street corner. You didn't get bloodied knuckles if you didn't fight back.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,367 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 797 - Follows: 279 - Published: 10/6/2016 - Tom R. Jr., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
If Wishes Were Crossovers by KounetsuDeb reviews
Based on the idea of the "If Wishes Were" drabbles in the HP series started by Kamerreon. Chapter Fifty: Avengers/HP, Clint/Harry. Rated M for some chapters.
Crossover - X-overs & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 50 - Words: 68,841 - Reviews: 1361 - Favs: 1,181 - Follows: 981 - Updated: 9/24/2016 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
The Family Business by Marion Hood reviews
Continuation to Hermione's Angel. Hermione finds herself dragged into a new world, with a new conflict and new enemies. But hopefully, new friends and family too.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 175,509 - Reviews: 1036 - Favs: 1,159 - Follows: 1,340 - Updated: 9/6/2016 - Published: 8/22/2014
Through Time and Space by Athena Linborn reviews
Sequel to Blood: Six years after leaving the wizarding world, Hermione Granger has no desire to return. Her husband however, has other ideas and is determined to find her no matter the cost!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 54,968 - Reviews: 1428 - Favs: 1,340 - Follows: 1,728 - Updated: 9/3/2016 - Published: 10/8/2005 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Harry's New Home by kbinnz reviews
One lonely little boy. One snarky, grumpy git. When the safety of one was entrusted to the other, everyone knew this was not going to turn out well... Or was it? AU, sequel to "Harry's First Detention". OVER FIVE MILLION HITS!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 64 - Words: 318,389 - Reviews: 11867 - Favs: 9,817 - Follows: 3,578 - Updated: 5/9/2016 - Published: 7/31/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
0800-Rent-A-Hero by brainthief reviews
Magic can solve all the Wizarding World's problems. What's that? A prophecy that insists on a person? Things not quite going your way? I know, lets use this here ritual to summon another! It'll be great! - An eighteen year old Harry is called upon to deal with another dimension's irksome Dark Lord issue. This displeases him. EWE - AU HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 159,580 - Reviews: 3751 - Favs: 10,906 - Follows: 12,699 - Updated: 12/24/2015 - Published: 4/4/2015 - Harry P.
A Big Ball of Wibbly-Wobbly by Colubrina reviews
The war is over, the good guys have won, and Hermione Granger goes to sleep in her lovely flat only to wake up in 1953 in the bed of someone she'd really much rather were dead. "I'm working on the 'kill Lord Voldemort now, work out the temporal paradox issues later' plan," she tells him. He laughs. Tomione. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,084 - Reviews: 1651 - Favs: 4,107 - Follows: 1,491 - Updated: 10/13/2015 - Published: 9/15/2015 - [Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.] Antonin D., Abraxas M. - Complete
Black Coat by Hermione Prime reviews
Seized by Voldemort at the end of his fifth year, in the Department of Mysteries, Harry was transformed into a cat and sent tumbling through time. Armed with nothing except teeth and claws, Harry has to handle the threat posed by Tom Riddle and his teenage followers. He intends to stop the genius young Dark Lord and sabotage him at every turn...in the form of a cat. Sounds simple?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 34 - Words: 77,918 - Reviews: 1520 - Favs: 2,555 - Follows: 2,114 - Updated: 9/17/2015 - Published: 7/6/2013 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
A Nose That Can See by Colubrina reviews
Hermione Granger has found herself inexplicably tossed back into time to Tom Riddle's Hogwarts. And he's a Veela and, wouldn't you know it, she's his mate. Could life get worse? But he seems to have an endless supply of out-of-season fruit so it can't be all bad, right? Tomione. Major character death, musical theater, and all that fruit. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,520 - Reviews: 920 - Favs: 2,679 - Follows: 1,262 - Updated: 8/20/2015 - Published: 4/15/2015 - [Tom R. Jr., Hermione G.] Mulciber, Abraxas M. - Complete
Sum of Us by Blue eyes Red heart reviews
It is positively inconceivable that Lestrade would give Sherlock's crime scene away! Sherlock's curiosity is about to set him on a path there is no return from.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 39,484 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 521 - Follows: 311 - Updated: 8/19/2015 - Published: 4/8/2015 - Hermione G., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Muddy Princess by Colubrina reviews
Just another Pureblood!Hermione story. A hidden adoption revealed, a brother found, a new world to figure out: "What are you hoping for?" he asked as they stood ready to do the spell. "I don't know," Hermione admitted. "You?" His knuckles were white on his wand. "A sister," he said, his voice very low, "I'm hoping for a sister." Winner 2015 Energize WIP Awards. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 62,710 - Reviews: 3909 - Favs: 7,744 - Follows: 3,730 - Updated: 8/18/2015 - Published: 3/30/2015 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Theodore N. - Complete
Wand and Shield by Morta's Priest reviews
The world is breaking. War and technology push on the edge of the unbelievable as S.H.I.E.L.D. desperately tries to keep the peace. Soldier and scientist no longer hold the line alone, as an ancient fire burns alongside them. The last of all wizards.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 260,787 - Reviews: 7358 - Favs: 14,772 - Follows: 16,422 - Updated: 7/22/2015 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Harry P.
One Hundred and Sixty Nine by Mrs J's Soup reviews
It was no accident. She was Hermione Granger - as if she'd do anything this insane without the proper research and reference charts. Arriving on the 14th of May 1981, She had given herself 169 days. An ample amount of time to commit murder if one had a strict schedule, the correct notes and the help of one possibly reluctant, estranged heir. **2015 Fanatic Fanfics Awards Nominee**
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 57 - Words: 317,360 - Reviews: 1886 - Favs: 4,014 - Follows: 1,472 - Updated: 4/4/2015 - Published: 10/4/2012 - Hermione G., Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Building a Mystery by mariteri reviews
The life of Hermione Granger and Sherlock Holmes isn't what anyone would call easy. And that's fine, as long as they have each other. Sequel to "Hermione Rents a Flat". Rated M for violence and language.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 50,960 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 539 - Follows: 217 - Updated: 2/21/2015 - Published: 1/28/2015 - Hermione G., Sherlock H., John W., Mary M. - Complete
Letters From No One by Dami Enn reviews
Harry receives a letter from a seven-year-old boy begging him for help fighting the monsters under his bed. The problem? The letter is fifteen years old, and the sender is none other than Draco Malfoy. DH slash, EWE. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 67,810 - Reviews: 421 - Favs: 1,277 - Follows: 618 - Updated: 2/15/2015 - Published: 6/20/2014 - [Harry P., Draco M.] [Ron W., Hermione G.] - Complete
Seventh Horcrux by Emerald Ashes reviews
The presence of a foreign soul may have unexpected side effects on a growing child. I am Lord Volde...Harry Potter. I'm Harry Potter. In which Harry is insane, Hermione is a Dark Lady-in-training, Ginny is a minion, and Ron is confused.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 104,212 - Reviews: 1669 - Favs: 8,797 - Follows: 4,118 - Updated: 2/3/2015 - Published: 9/7/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
Time to Put Your Galleons Where Your Mouth Is by Tsume Yuki reviews
Harry had never been able to comprehend a sibling relationship before, but he always thought he'd be great at it. Until, as Master of Death, he's reborn one Turais Rigel Black, older brother to Sirius and Regulus. (Rebirth/time travel and Master of Death Harry)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 46,303 - Reviews: 3113 - Favs: 20,303 - Follows: 7,853 - Updated: 1/14/2015 - Published: 8/11/2014 - Harry P., Sirius B., Regulus B., Walburga B. - Complete
Roundabout Destiny by MaryRoyale reviews
Hermione's destiny is altered by the Powers that Be. She is cast back to the Marauder's Era where she is Hermione Potter, the pureblood fraternal twin sister of James Potter. She retains Hermione Granger's memories, and is determined to change her brother's fate for the better. Obviously AU. Starts in their 1st year. M for language, minor violence, etc.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 169,487 - Reviews: 2515 - Favs: 10,081 - Follows: 3,203 - Updated: 12/3/2014 - Published: 7/11/2012 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Mischief Managed by fringeperson reviews
A man with black hair, green eyes and pale skin watched over a child with black hair, green eyes, pale skin, and a variant of the Elder Futhark rune Sowilo etched upon his brow. Genfic. Do Not Own.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 33,705 - Reviews: 1057 - Favs: 6,116 - Follows: 3,167 - Updated: 11/27/2014 - Published: 9/25/2014 - Harry P., Loki - Complete
Gelosaþ in Écnesse by Batsutousai reviews
Caught in the backlash of Voldemort's Killing Curse, Harry is thrown through time to a world so very different from his own.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 133,265 - Reviews: 792 - Favs: 4,469 - Follows: 1,845 - Updated: 11/10/2014 - Published: 9/24/2014 - [Harry P., Salazar S.] Godric G., Albus D. - Complete
Chance Encounters by Rain Seaker reviews
Harry meets the members of the Avengers at different times throughout his life.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 50,374 - Reviews: 1328 - Favs: 5,736 - Follows: 2,751 - Updated: 11/1/2014 - Published: 5/24/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Hermione Rents a Flat by mariteri reviews
Hired by Mycroft to protect his brother, Hermione rents 221C. Sherlock must deal with a murder of excesses, as well as attempt to figure out the bigger mystery that is right on his front doorstep-Hermione Granger herself. A.U. Contemporary Post Hogwarts. Set between episodes one and two of series three of Sherlock. No spoilers that I'm aware of. M for language and violence.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 37,296 - Reviews: 364 - Favs: 987 - Follows: 394 - Updated: 9/18/2014 - Published: 9/1/2014 - Hermione G., Sherlock H. - Complete
Courious case of Calico Jack by Blue eyes Red heart reviews
The new tenant of 221c has a fondness for classical music, backless dresses, and the rare oddity. Sherlock Holmes seems to have acquired a fondness not only for her clever cat but the young woman herself. Sherlock Holmes and Hermione Granger shipping.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,380 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 745 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 8/20/2014 - Published: 8/17/2014 - Hermione G., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Observer Effect by d1x1lady reviews
After Tony Stark outs himself as Iron Man on live television, he acquires a magical stalker in the form of a bored (female) Harry Potter, who has emerged from the Veil of Death in a world without wizards. A cat-and-mouse game ensues when Stark's curiosity drives him to ever-increasing lengths to capture his invisible benefactor, who struggles with maintaining her distance.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 63,853 - Reviews: 1426 - Favs: 8,101 - Follows: 8,865 - Updated: 8/9/2014 - Published: 7/10/2014 - Harry P., Iron Man/Tony S.
glory and gore (go hand in hand) by Tarafina reviews
(au) In the high-stakes game of sniping people, Darcy Lewis is the best assassin for the job. And she's just been given her biggest mark yet: The Winter Soldier. Usually, this wouldn't be a problem; she'd happily add him to her list of accomplishments. Only, then she goes and does something stupid; she falls in love with him.
Crossover - Thor & Captain America - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 24,452 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 7/29/2014 - Published: 7/4/2014 - [Darcy L., Bucky B./Winter Soldier]
War Paint by provocative envy reviews
COMPLETE: It was small, slim, about the length of her hand; the leather cover was soft, the sewn-in binding was crisp, and the thick vellum pages were empty. 'Tom Marvolo Riddle' was printed in ancient, flaking gold leaf across the front. He had been a Slytherin, a prefect, and head boy in 1944. She had checked. HG/TR.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,595 - Reviews: 460 - Favs: 2,239 - Follows: 701 - Updated: 7/12/2014 - Published: 6/2/2014 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Mama Bear by Marion Hood reviews
Family means more than blood. And that's more true than usual for the Winchester boys and their godmother.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family/Supernatural - Chapters: 7 - Words: 34,426 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 1,819 - Follows: 687 - Updated: 7/10/2014 - Published: 7/6/2014 - Hermione G., Sam W., Dean W., Bobby S. - Complete
Stalemate by Marion Hood reviews
London has changed since the fall of Sherlock Holmes, but it's two years later and Sherlock and Hermione Holmes are coming back. Sequel to Soulmates.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,235 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 1,133 - Follows: 299 - Published: 7/8/2014 - Hermione G., Sherlock H. - Complete
Nightmare by provocative envy reviews
COMPLETE: A broken time turner shouldn't have sent me back so far. It was unprecedented. Stepping on it-smashing it-nothing should have happened. At most, I should have lost a week. At worst, I should have disappeared altogether. I shouldn't have traveled back fifty-two years; half a bloody century. This should not have happened. HG/TR.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 163,513 - Reviews: 1966 - Favs: 3,695 - Follows: 1,920 - Updated: 7/1/2014 - Published: 10/17/2012 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Call of Death by ChildOfBalance reviews
Continuation of Death's Master. Harry wanted a vacation. So Death decided that New York would be a great place to go. He just neglected to mention the masses of Chitauri that would appear. No pairings.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,942 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 2,284 - Follows: 836 - Published: 5/16/2014 - Harry P., Loki - Complete
Mother Hunter by Marion Hood reviews
Sometimes you don't get the happy ending.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,564 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 602 - Follows: 153 - Published: 5/4/2014 - Hermione G., Sam W., Dean W. - Complete
Weary Wizard by Yunaine reviews
When a few inappropriate questions derail the meeting at the Hog's Head, Harry lets the situation play out. Eventually, he refuses to commit his free time to teach a bunch of easily distracted fools. - Set during fifth year; Harry/Hermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,450 - Reviews: 624 - Favs: 8,889 - Follows: 2,481 - Published: 4/26/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Soulmates by Marion Hood reviews
Life in 221B Baker Street. Sequel to Flatmates.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 15,104 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 1,459 - Follows: 339 - Published: 1/25/2014 - Hermione G., Sherlock H. - Complete
Canis Major by amidtheflowers reviews
Curses. Dark curses, rather, weren't very fun at all, and certainly not when Hermione keeps waking up in a different decade because of one. At least the company wasn't half bad. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,450 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 644 - Follows: 126 - Published: 12/2/2013 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Flatmates by Marion Hood reviews
Hermione leaves the wizarding world and moves in with an old friend of her parents. Imagine her surpise when she learns who her new flatmates are.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,639 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 1,720 - Follows: 449 - Published: 11/10/2013 - Hermione G., Sherlock H. - Complete
Surprise! It's an Adult! by I. H. Scribe reviews
"You do know how babies are made right?" "Of course I do, but what does that have to do with-" "All the ways?" "There's more than one?" "Oh. My. God," Harry said, banging his head against the cabinet above the stove. "Sit down, Gramps. We have a lot to talk about." There's a surprise waiting for Steve at Stark Tower.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Family/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,174 - Reviews: 242 - Favs: 4,068 - Follows: 1,270 - Published: 11/5/2013 - Harry P., Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Delenda Est by Lord Silvere reviews
Harry is a prisoner, and Bellatrix has fallen from grace. The accidental activation of Bella's treasured heirloom results in another chance for Harry. It also gives him the opportunity to make the acquaintance of the young and enigmatic Bellatrix Black as they change the course of history.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 46 - Words: 392,449 - Reviews: 7773 - Favs: 15,446 - Follows: 9,475 - Updated: 9/21/2013 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Harry P., Bellatrix L. - Complete
The Trick of Time by Resa Aureus reviews
A devastating fire at a printing house in 1982 destroys every copy of a controversial memoir titled "The Trick" by Messenger. Well, the Ministry only thinks every copy was destroyed. In an attempt to recover one of the lost copies, Hermione takes an unexpected tumble through time.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 57 - Words: 150,978 - Reviews: 1870 - Favs: 1,927 - Follows: 909 - Updated: 8/19/2013 - Published: 10/1/2012 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Thirty-One Days by keelhaulrose reviews
In the midst of the Battle of Hogwarts Hermione is given the opportunity to help save Snape's life. Little did she know it would require visiting Hogwarts twenty years prior. She has thirty-one days to befriend the sullen Slytherin, and perhaps save his life. But, as always, things don't always go as planned. HG/SS, time-travel, EWE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 113,097 - Reviews: 1344 - Favs: 2,234 - Follows: 968 - Updated: 7/15/2013 - Published: 11/30/2012 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Escapologist Harry by Racke reviews
Harry runs away at age four. After bringing him back, Dumbledore's attempts to keep him at Privet Drive gets progressively more ridiculously extreme with each of his escapes. Animagus!Harry, Crack
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,884 - Reviews: 621 - Favs: 7,342 - Follows: 2,126 - Published: 7/8/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Stockholm Syndrome by uchiha.s reviews
Hermione/Loki. When Loki is finally captured by the Avengers, the Ministry is asked to get involved to ensure he remains captured, and Hermione happens to be the witch they send to do the job.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 73,459 - Reviews: 530 - Favs: 1,423 - Follows: 681 - Updated: 6/28/2013 - Published: 10/4/2012 - Hermione G., Loki - Complete
Pet Project by Caeria reviews
Hermione overhears something she shouldn't concerning Professor Snape and decides that maybe the House-elves aren't the only ones in need of protection.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 338,844 - Reviews: 12860 - Favs: 13,599 - Follows: 7,633 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 3/3/2005 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
That Which Holds The Image by RubbishRobots reviews
Harry Potter faces a boggart that doesn't turn into a Dementor or even Voldermort, but into a horror from his childhood. Now the boggart isn't even a boggart anymore. There's no imitation. That which holds the image of an Angel, becomes itself an Angel.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 40,036 - Reviews: 1216 - Favs: 3,439 - Follows: 1,655 - Updated: 4/14/2013 - Published: 7/7/2011 - 11th Doctor, Harry P. - Complete
A Jaunt Through Time by Nia River reviews
COMPLETE. The odds of temporal displacement were tiny, too infinitesimal to count, and yet… The Harry Potter luck striking again, he supposed. So now there's an older, wiser, more mature Harry (well, the older part's true at least) stuck in the past. And he's determined that if he's going to change things, he'll have some fun doing it. (OR: Time travel minus angst equals this.)
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,630 - Reviews: 324 - Favs: 2,729 - Follows: 794 - Published: 4/11/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Finding Home by cywsaphyre reviews
When Harry finally accepted the fact that he had stopped aging, ten years had passed and he knew it was time to leave. AU.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 61,162 - Reviews: 2855 - Favs: 15,037 - Follows: 7,442 - Updated: 2/18/2013 - Published: 5/25/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Allure Immune Harry by Racke reviews
Harry had no idea why the boys in the Great Hall drooled over themselves as the students from Beuxbatons made their entrance, but he knew better than to let an opportunity slip. He hurriedly stole Ron's sandwich. It tasted gloriously.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,628 - Reviews: 689 - Favs: 10,087 - Follows: 2,932 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Moved by the Law of Probability by fringeperson reviews
The probability of Harry Potter living a completely normal life was low, but that was okay. Normality is over-rated and boring anyway. He's managed to do some pretty interesting things with his life since the war. Don't own, not canon compliant.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 28,155 - Reviews: 933 - Favs: 6,230 - Follows: 2,805 - Updated: 12/20/2012 - Published: 11/29/2012 - Harry P., Loki - Complete
All Hallows' Eve - New York by Whispering Darkness reviews
Harry Potter had never really managed a normal, peaceful Halloween, so he really shouldn't have been surprised when he was suddenly displaced from the grocery store and found himself in front of a maniacally cackling man in a very dramatic outfit.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,763 - Reviews: 524 - Favs: 6,889 - Follows: 1,960 - Published: 10/26/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
An Unwritten Future by Aurette reviews
Still struggling with the aftermath of the war, Hermione decides to leave everything behind to go find herself. She travels further than she could have ever imagined without going anywhere at all. Along the way, she discovers someone she mistakenly thought she'd known... AU, M.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 106,575 - Reviews: 3541 - Favs: 4,234 - Follows: 1,136 - Updated: 9/9/2012 - Published: 8/22/2012 - Severus S., Hermione G. - Complete
Steve And The Barkeep by Runaway Deviant reviews
Steve has a routine, and god help him if he's going to break that routine for anyone - yes, that includes you, Tony. Enter a local barkeeper with a penchant for the occult and the gift of good conversation. EWE, not slash, just a couple of guys and a few hundred drinks. Rated for fear of the thought police.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Supernatural - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,438 - Reviews: 993 - Favs: 7,300 - Follows: 4,060 - Updated: 9/3/2012 - Published: 8/9/2012 - Harry P., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Castiel's Choice by WickedlyAwesomeMe reviews
After returning from purgatory, Castiel was back to his normal self. A certain meeting with the Being that Castiel loved the most challenged him to decide between two choices that would forever change his life. What would Castiel choose? HP/SPN crossover. Hermione Granger/Castiel. Sequel of "Remembering the Past".
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,415 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 67 - Published: 6/11/2012 - Hermione G., Castiel - Complete
Trench Coated Angel by WickedlyAwesomeMe reviews
"I mean, you appeared to me with all your trench coat, blue eyes, and bloody angel-powered glory, claiming that I'm important in some damn Apocalypse," she softly slurred. "What's not there to love, Castiel?" HP/SPN crossover. Hermione Granger/Castiel. Prequel of "Remembering the Past".
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,299 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 415 - Follows: 112 - Published: 6/5/2012 - Hermione G., Castiel - Complete
White Knights and Dark Lords by Sherza reviews
Three years after Sunnydale went under, Voldemort's resurrection at the end of Goblet of Fire gains the Scoobies' attention. Xander and Spike are sent to help Harry. Life is about to get very interesting for all involved.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 94,410 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 823 - Follows: 288 - Updated: 5/1/2012 - Published: 4/23/2012 - Xander H., Harry P. - Complete
Dear L by VG Jekyll reviews
Dear L, you totally suck. Sincerely, Kira. (set on Completed, for I haven't had any inspiration for this one in months. Guess it is time to move on. Sorry guys.)
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 32 - Words: 15,133 - Reviews: 733 - Favs: 864 - Follows: 505 - Updated: 12/25/2011 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Light Y., L - Complete
Calculation by fringeperson reviews
Young Harry liked numbers, he liked using numbers and working out the value of things. When he found out that he was a wizard and had a big pile of gold... well, he had something new to calculate. oneshot, complete, don't own.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,141 - Reviews: 1354 - Favs: 14,723 - Follows: 3,954 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Lessons With Hagrid by NothingPretentious reviews
"Have you found out how to get past that beast of Hagrid's yet?" ...Snape kicks Harry out of 'Remedial Potions', but as we know from The Philosopher's Stone, there is another Occlumens in the school good enough to keep out the Dark Lord. Stupid oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,357 - Reviews: 660 - Favs: 4,393 - Follows: 921 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Rubeus H. - Complete
One Impossible Family by Sophie3 reviews
It was an unspoken rule between the Holmes brothers that one did not mention their father. John was beginning to understand why. He also gets to meet Mummy. Great fun is had by all. Particularly Mycroft. SH/JW Slash.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,548 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 1,707 - Follows: 353 - Published: 9/8/2011 - Albus S. P., Sherlock H. - Complete
A Bag Full of Mysteries by tinybee reviews
A series of Harry Potter/Crossover one shots. Pairings will be SLASH Harry/? from numerous crossovers. List of what I can do inside. NO LONGER TAKING PROMPTS. Finally decided that this shall be COMPLETED.
Crossover - X-overs & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 36,838 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 976 - Follows: 698 - Updated: 6/26/2011 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
To Kill You With A Kiss by Paimpont reviews
After Dumbledore's death, Harry searches for answers in the Pensieve. But something goes wrong. Trapped inside a memory, Harry finds himself at Hogwarts in 1945 where an 18 year old Tom Riddle is teaching Defense Against the Dark Arts. SLASH. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 92,809 - Reviews: 2255 - Favs: 5,083 - Follows: 1,995 - Updated: 6/14/2011 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Hermione, An Abridged History by treeson reviews
"How about this," he said, licking off his pink mustache. "You forget you asked that, sign my Witch Weekly, and I will… well, I'll forget you asked that. You can call me Gabriel."
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,917 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 94 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Hermione G., Gabriel - Complete
30 Snapshots by TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel reviews
Thirty tales involving the Trickster archangel himself, Gabriel. Story Four: In which Gabriel is the plucky little angel trying to save the Winchesters from the Trickster.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,703 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 3/24/2011 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Gabriel
Living Conditions by SweetChi reviews
The apocalypse is over, the world is safe and Dawn's looking forward to her first year at Stanford. Unfortunately, Buffy is having trouble letting go, prompting Dawn to seek a distraction for her overprotective sister to focus on. Enter Sam Winchester.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 64,969 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 543 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 3/5/2011 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Buffy S., Sam W. - Complete
There Can Be Only One by akat24 reviews
And that's Sue Sylvester. The first in a series of one-shots.
Crossover - Buffy: The Vampire Slayer & Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 866 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/2/2011 - R. Giles, Sue S. - Complete
Hidden Grace by TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel reviews
There's a reason no one can find Michael. Oh yeah, and Dean's not just a Vessel. AU. Complete.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,223 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 958 - Follows: 238 - Published: 1/12/2011 - Dean W. - Complete
His Own Man by Crunchysunrises reviews
In the station between Life and Death Harry makes a different choice. Now he is eleven again, nothing is going the same as before, and people are starting to ask questions, especially the Malfoys, the Hogwarts professors and, most worryingly, Mad-Eye Moody. Harry is beginning to suspect that he might not be up to this Master of Death business and everything that goes along with it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 147,481 - Reviews: 5640 - Favs: 14,806 - Follows: 16,259 - Updated: 1/2/2011 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Harry P.
Gryffindors Never Die by ChipmonkOnSpeed reviews
Harry and Ron, both 58 and both alcoholics, are sent back to their 4th year and given a chance to do everything again. Will they be able to do it right this time? Or will history repeat itself? Canon to Epilogue, then not so much... (Reworked)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 18 - Words: 74,394 - Reviews: 722 - Favs: 3,738 - Follows: 1,169 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 11/4/2010 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Know Thyself by Hoshi-tachi reviews
Sequel to KT: the Prelude. When Harry returns on a mission to his native England, he finds himself pulled into a world he never imagined existed... once again. Violence, profanity, no pairings.
Crossover - Matrix & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 19,074 - Reviews: 698 - Favs: 822 - Follows: 1,193 - Updated: 12/26/2010 - Published: 9/23/2005 - Harry P.
Winchester Legacy by TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel reviews
Two hundred years ago the Winchesters stopped the apocalypse. Now, instead of getting into fights and running amok, eighteen year old Jim Kirk goes to live with his Auntie Sam and learns the family business. Four years later, an angel shows up.
Crossover - Supernatural & Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,617 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 146 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Castiel, J. Kirk
Why Kurt Hummel Hates Facebook by helloclaude reviews
Kurt really, really should have just de-friended Jesse when he had the chance. His facebook wall and his relationship with Blaine would certainly have been a lot more... normal if he had.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,800 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 1,409 - Follows: 142 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
Agent O by Rorschach's Blot reviews
She's a suave, flying personification of unstoppable demonic fury. But you can call her Mother Owl.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,431 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 1,873 - Follows: 759 - Updated: 11/2/2010 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Hedwig, Harry P. - Complete
Just Like Last Tuesday, Except With Zombies by angel-dawes reviews
Lima is infested with zombies, and McKinley High's glee club, along with guest judge Emma Pillsbury, hole up inside the school to combat the blood-thirsty hordes. Full ensemble fic with emphasis on Puck, Rachel, Finn, Quinn, and Kurt. COMPLETE.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 124,311 - Reviews: 1295 - Favs: 1,386 - Follows: 636 - Updated: 10/26/2010 - Published: 12/5/2009 - Rachel B., Puck - Complete
The Strange Disappearance of SallyAnne Perks by Paimpont reviews
Harry recalls that a pale little girl called Sally-Anne was sorted into Hufflepuff during his first year, but no one else remembers her. Was there really a Sally-Anne? Harry and Hermione set out to solve the chilling mystery of the lost Hogwarts student.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 36,835 - Reviews: 1860 - Favs: 5,037 - Follows: 1,610 - Updated: 10/8/2010 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Temporality by fangirlwithak reviews
In order to prevent the destruction of the wizarding world, Hermione Granger goes back in time to work behind the scenes. However, she underestimates two very important factors: refashioning her life in a completely different reality... and Sirius Black.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 51,189 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 1,417 - Follows: 227 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
About An Angel And A Wizard by tinybee reviews
A series of short one shots based on Harry/Castiel romance. Will have Harry/Castiel as well as some Harry/Someone with one-sided Castiel. SLASH.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,079 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 404 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 10/2/2010 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Harry P., Castiel - Complete
You Leave the World Behind by Moriarty's Minion reviews
Part 1 of a HP/Supernatural crossover series. After an incident with the veil, Harry starts a new life in California. There he finds the Winchester family and a new destiny. H/D. SLASH. COMPLETE. Winner of TWO Always Hoping Fanfiction Awards.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 106,540 - Reviews: 1348 - Favs: 3,117 - Follows: 1,534 - Updated: 9/19/2010 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Harry P., Dean W. - Complete
Harry Potter and Ginny Weasley Are Dating by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, onesided HPGW. Harry thinks he and Ginny are dating. Ginny, who doesn't want him, must send him back into the waiting arms of Draco. A story of love and Quidditch. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,204 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 37 - Published: 9/14/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
The Many Deaths of Harry Potter by finitedreamer reviews
Most children were terrified when they finally learned that one day, they too would die. Harry had always lived with the horrible knowledge that he wouldn't.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 941 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 239 - Follows: 62 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
Prison of the Mind by The Modern Prometheus reviews
Not your average Harry goes to prison story. After the final battle Harry is thrown in prison and forgotten by society but he hasn't given up yet and neither has Voldemort! Mild language
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,267 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 671 - Updated: 6/21/2010 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Harry P., Sirius B.
The Politician's Wife by pir8fancier reviews
Hermione hates Draco in the springtime, Hermione hates Draco in the fall, Hermione hates Draco 247.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 68,629 - Reviews: 707 - Favs: 2,161 - Follows: 695 - Updated: 5/23/2010 - Published: 10/14/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Dust in the Sky by Batsutousai reviews
Sequel to Hanging by a Thread. Harry has a life to live now with a wife and children, but he can still find time for the Doctor, no matter what he looks like. -slash, mostly canon, anti-Ginny-
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 75,578 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 1,004 - Follows: 360 - Updated: 5/23/2010 - Published: 4/26/2010 - [10th Doctor, Harry P.] Hermione G., Ginny W. - Complete
Hanging by a Thread by Batsutousai reviews
Two men meet after two wars and try to help heal each other. -Slash, anti!Ginny, but canon-
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,153 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 1,157 - Follows: 262 - Published: 4/24/2010 - [9th Doctor, Harry P.] - Complete
Bachelorette Party by tikki-tock reviews
So what do improper Victorian ladies do for a bachelorette party, anyways? Featuring the Chattaway twins, Alice, a nerve-filled McTwisp and a very happy Hatter. Alice/Hatter
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,246 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 56 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp - Complete
All The Same by Random-Battlecry reviews
You've no idea how it worried me, the idea that I was just an idea. Not just that it was you dreaming me up, no, I'm flattered, dear girl! But at times there's just no substitute for flesh and blood." Alice/Hatter, after she's remembered. One shot.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,673 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/13/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp - Complete
Practicing Liars by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM preslash, Severitus, AU. Harry found out he's Snape's son in his fourth year, and concealed the truth from Snape. Now, in his sixth year, he's dodging Snape's suspicions about him and trying to figure out Draco Malfoy. Life is complicated. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 212,833 - Reviews: 2884 - Favs: 4,404 - Follows: 1,776 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 10/8/2009 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Alice, Afterwards by Chanelberry reviews
Sometimes, Alice tries to find her way back into Wonderland, and maybe a part of her has always stayed there.
Alice in Wonderland - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,904 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Complete
Family by tikki-tock reviews
They were a family of sorts, the usual participants of the Tea Party. The Hatter has a realization when discussing such with Alice one night.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,146 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp - Complete
Heart's Demise by jessicakaycobb reviews
As Hermione delves further into her past, Draco is more concerned with the uncertain future...Will their love be enough to pull them through as others who don't approve scheme against them? -- Sequel to Change of Heart.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 30,775 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 129 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 3/9/2010 - Published: 9/12/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Ron Weasley and the Entropy of the Situation by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, RWHG, oneshot. Ron has been reading a lot about Muggle science, and now he knows that Harry and Draco will break up, thanks to the power of physics! Crack. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,799 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 48 - Published: 1/28/2010 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
Blackberry Magic by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, oneshot. In which Harry discovers something about Draco Malfoy that makes him determined to help. If he can figure out how. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,139 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 317 - Follows: 35 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Tattooed Across Her Mind by GrandeVanillaSkimLatte reviews
Waking up hungover is never a good thing. Waking up hungover, in a strange room and in bed with a stranger has the potential to be a disaster. Gift for Clover Bay. Winner of the Twin Exchange January 2010 Challenge. CharlieHermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,566 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 457 - Follows: 64 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Charlie W., Hermione G. - Complete
Guardian by Blueowl reviews
AU. SG1HP. Harry is taken that night by an Ascended Ancient and becomes a Guardian, a task that shall shape not only his protectees, but the universe.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 152,540 - Reviews: 1691 - Favs: 3,252 - Follows: 2,561 - Updated: 1/9/2010 - Published: 9/17/2007 - J. O'Neill, Harry P. - Complete
Run that by me again? by Sarah1281 reviews
Ever wonder 'Why don't they just do that' "A lot of the greatest wizards haven't got an ounce of logic." Harry and Hermione, however, were raised in the muggle world and are therefore fully capable of thinking things through...A collection of of one-shots
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 53,842 - Reviews: 2068 - Favs: 3,977 - Follows: 2,701 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 6/24/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G.
How We Imagined Light by horcruxnumber8 reviews
The war is over, and while the rest of the Wizarding World drowns their sorrows in champagne and celebratory balls, Hermione finds comfort in an unconventional way…and with the most unexpected person. D/Hr, EWE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,360 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 1,652 - Follows: 180 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Amistlemour by DarkRiverTempest reviews
After receiving an enchanted Christmas present from Fred Weasley, Hermione thinks her life will never be the same. And she's right.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,494 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 637 - Follows: 69 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 15017 - Favs: 23,726 - Follows: 9,676 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Ten Steps by Digitallace reviews
Harry seeks the unlikely help of Draco Malfoy to give a boost to his love life, but as usual, things aren’t always what they seem. Explicit content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 100,096 - Reviews: 1951 - Favs: 1,815 - Follows: 557 - Updated: 12/1/2009 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Difficulties of Being by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM, ASS. "You look so much like your father!" Al Potter is tired of hearing that sentence. But if he plays his cards right, maybe he'll never have to hear it again. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,186 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 467 - Follows: 65 - Published: 11/27/2009 - Albus S. P., Harry P. - Complete
Three Can Keep a Secret by daniel-gudman reviews
Harry Potter. Antonin Dolohov. And a Secret.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,269 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 771 - Follows: 161 - Published: 11/24/2009 - Harry P., Antonin D. - Complete
Perdition Cannot Have You by KounetsuDeb reviews
Harry never believed in angels, but now that he's encountered them...he's not quite sure what to think. Harry/Castiel. SLASH! ONESHOT! DRABBLE!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,474 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 582 - Follows: 158 - Published: 11/23/2009 - Harry P., Castiel - Complete
Detestable Logic by Sara's Girl reviews
Tired and irritable, Harry just wants to make dinner. Draco and his kitchen aren’t helping. HPDM slash. Foundations!verse. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,161 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 28 - Published: 11/23/2009 - Complete
A Day and A Night by AnneM.Oliver reviews
Two men, different as day and night. One, she knows well, the other she wants to know better. Thrown together to solve two murders, both have vowed to keep her safe, but only one will keep that vow, the other may take her life. Dramione/Veela/Vampire fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 40 - Words: 135,673 - Reviews: 1381 - Favs: 1,220 - Follows: 482 - Updated: 10/16/2009 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Revenge Is All The Sweeter by Twilight to Midnight reviews
A marriage law has come to pass; an unfaithful boyfriend has been caught and an enemy has been chosen. Draco and Hermione discover the fine line between love and hate. Won 2nd place at the Dramione awards for best Draco and best action/adventure!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 101,194 - Reviews: 4483 - Favs: 7,320 - Follows: 2,948 - Updated: 10/14/2009 - Published: 3/10/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Talk to Me by Sara's Girl reviews
When the usual channels of communication are shut down, the most surprising people can find a way in. A strange little love story. HPDM slash, AU 7th-year fluffy!verse.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,550 - Reviews: 526 - Favs: 2,612 - Follows: 307 - Published: 9/25/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Desk by opalish reviews
Crack oneshot. Malcolm Baddock fails at office warfare, and Harry teaches his desk to speak.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,468 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 1,512 - Follows: 247 - Published: 9/23/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
All The Dementors of Azkaban by LifeWriter reviews
AU PoA: When Luna Lovegood is condemned to Azkaban prison for her part in opening the Chamber of Secrets, Harry Potter is the first to protest. Minister Fudge is reluctant to comply, but then again he never really had a choice in the first place. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,603 - Reviews: 1308 - Favs: 8,837 - Follows: 2,216 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Code Cracking for Gryffindors by Sara's Girl reviews
Harry should know better than to conceal mysterious body art from dorm-mates who pay no heed to what happened to the cat. Oneshot. AU, 7th year fluffy!verse. Cracky. HPDM.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,483 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 2,239 - Follows: 365 - Published: 8/22/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Dragon Tamer by claidibabaa reviews
Determined to enter and succeed in the world of Dragon Taming, Hermione Granger decides to impersonate as a man in order to realize her goals. What she didn't count on however was having to work for one Draco Malfoy. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 45,976 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 585 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 8/15/2009 - Published: 3/13/2006 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Space Ghost by Alec McDowell reviews
Sam and Dean find a case onboard the Enterprise.
Crossover - Supernatural & Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,139 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Complete
Eight and Eighth by Marmalade Fever reviews
Up from the ashes of seventh year grow the roses of the eighth. Eight students return for their final year at Hogwarts, and Hermione Granger would never have thought Draco Malfoy would or could be one of those roses. DMHG, EWE Dramione Awards winner
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 102,455 - Reviews: 3074 - Favs: 5,112 - Follows: 1,705 - Updated: 8/1/2009 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Roadkill by Piper Julian reviews
Voldemort avoided death as a spirit for 13 years. Strangely, he couldn't avoid a bus. One Shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,366 - Reviews: 454 - Favs: 1,627 - Follows: 275 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Voldemort, Stan S. - Complete
Unified Theory by Bouncing Soul reviews
HP/Iron Man Harry leaves the wizarding world to take care of his godson Teddy. What happens when he decides to prank them, reshaping the world in the process? What happens when they decide to fight back?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ironman - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 47,494 - Reviews: 427 - Favs: 1,145 - Follows: 894 - Updated: 7/18/2009 - Published: 11/1/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter: Space Wizard by Taure reviews
These are the voyages of the Wizard Ship Rotfang. Its continuing mission: to blunder aimlessly through the galaxy, leaving chaos in its wake. Its captain: Harry Potter. HP/SG1. One shot.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,783 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 608 - Follows: 242 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
Choosing to Change by SiriuslyUnreal reviews
UNDER CONSTRUCTION- NEW EDITS Follows DH up to the final Battle. The battle is much worse, and Voldemort lives. Harry is given the chance to change it all. His choices will change everything, especially himself. WARNINGS: Eventual Slash. AU/Time-Tra
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 40 - Words: 158,891 - Reviews: 1155 - Favs: 1,450 - Follows: 734 - Updated: 7/13/2009 - Published: 10/10/2008 - Harry P., Sirius B.
What Really Happened Nineteen Years Later by Punchbuggie reviews
And you thought the epilogue couldn't get any worse...A parody of Nineteen Years Later.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 628 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/10/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Stutter and Stumble by sparkley-tangerine reviews
Oct.31,1981 Harry Potter's parents died one tragic night at the hand of Lord Voldemort. No one questioned it. 23 years later, Harry's beginning to find that jumping to conclusions wasn't the best idea- he gets the feeling John Winchester would agree DWHP
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 34,878 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 1,867 - Follows: 450 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Harry P., Dean W. - Complete
His by shadowglove reviews
When his future self came to him while he was in first year and told him to strike at Harry Potter's strength, Tom had thought he'd meant to kill the girl, Hermione. But somehow, with the help of his Time Turner, Tom ended up making her his instead.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,313 - Reviews: 343 - Favs: 1,804 - Follows: 452 - Published: 6/24/2009 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
This Left feels Right by moonyNZ reviews
Sequel to Bed of Roses. Sirius and Hermione settle down into family life before a new prophecy surfaces that threatens what they have started. SBHG HPGW RLNT..Pre HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 124,787 - Reviews: 1355 - Favs: 865 - Follows: 473 - Updated: 6/10/2009 - Published: 6/29/2005 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Adversary by Platinum Express reviews
He drunk her, when there was nothing left to drink. Rated M for a reason.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,930 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/9/2009 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Inter Vivos by Lomonaaeren reviews
AU. Life alters drastically for Harry, Draco, and Snape after the Parseltongue incident in second year. Sometimes, all it takes is one impulsive throwing of a stone to send ripples of change through several lives. HP-SS mentorfic, HPDM slash. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 40 - Words: 263,213 - Reviews: 1936 - Favs: 2,829 - Follows: 1,044 - Updated: 6/8/2009 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Dust Underfoot by Lady Altair reviews
It seems rather tragic, that he will never see how golden he truly is, will never see himself as anything but Black. Written for Cuban Sombrero Gal as part of the Reviews Lounge Ficathon!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,464 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Sirius B., Marlene M. - Complete
Awake at Midnight by cap red reviews
A series of events that are initiated from the simple fact that Harry was actually asleep at midnight on his birthday. Oneshot. Spoof.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,155 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 19 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Complete
The Potter Family Grimoire by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Harry Potter has an unprecedented amount of freedom the summer before his Third Year. He stumbles into an odd shop in Diagon Alley that will change his life forever.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,722 - Reviews: 574 - Favs: 5,819 - Follows: 1,518 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Harry P. - Complete
The Lie I've Lived by jbern reviews
Not all of James died that night. Not all of Harry lived. The Triwizard Tournament as it should have been and a hero discovering who he really wants to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 234,571 - Reviews: 4833 - Favs: 12,929 - Follows: 5,979 - Updated: 5/28/2009 - Published: 2/9/2007 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Need to Know by Sara's Girl reviews
Some are born to matchmake, some have matchmaking thrust upon them, and this whole thing is Neville's fault, anyway. HPDM. AU 7th year fluffy!verse, pre-slash. Ron's POV. Very, very silly.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,600 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 896 - Follows: 81 - Published: 5/27/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Light's Hope, Death's Hunters by reptilia28 reviews
Following the will reading of Sirius Black, Harry and Hermione disappear, only to return over ten years later as powerful bounty hunters. Will they bring back light to the wizarding world, or will it be forever consumed by darkness? Dark!HHr
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 36,831 - Reviews: 597 - Favs: 2,561 - Follows: 1,076 - Updated: 5/24/2009 - Published: 5/12/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
It's Over 400,000! by Ariaeris reviews
In celebration of the fact that us Potter nerds have bumped the fanfiction count for this fandom up past the 400,000 mark recently, I thought I'd bestow upon you a reward for such a feat, in which Sirius most definitely does not stalk Harry. Slash, duh.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,971 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/21/2009 - Published: 5/18/2009 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Dating Remus Lupin by Children of the Shadows reviews
Remus Lupin is a mystery to the whole school; the boy who's quiet, aloof, and cold. He also happens to be queer, which is enough to gain Sirius's interest. What Sirius never realised that dating Remus Lupin wasn't quite as easy as it looked. R/S
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 90,515 - Reviews: 1072 - Favs: 1,482 - Follows: 524 - Updated: 5/20/2009 - Published: 7/12/2008 - [Sirius B., Remus L.] - Complete
The Next Twenty Four Hours by Sara's Girl reviews
In twenty-four hours, the Ministry will take your life. Until then, I’m all yours. HPDM slash, first person narrative. Character death. Quick, rough, raw, sad. My apologies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,718 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 570 - Follows: 69 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Dark Recompense by mathiasgranger reviews
Harry was sentenced to Azkaban after using magic to deal with the Dementors before fifth year. Now he is out and he throws away the shackles of Dumbledore and Ministry to fight the war on his own terms. AU as of OOTP.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,476 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 1,197 - Follows: 510 - Updated: 4/27/2009 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Lessons by Lady Altair reviews
Two men mourn on James and Lily's wedding day.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 490 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/21/2009 - Sirius B., Severus S. - Complete
Gone Grey by Lady Altair reviews
If you'll be color, I'll see nothing else.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,333 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Seamus F., Lavender B. - Complete
Harry's Little Army of Psychos by RuneWitchSakura reviews
Oneshot from Ron’s POV. Ron tries to explain to the twins just how Harry made the Ministry of Magic make a new classification for magical creatures, and why the puffskeins were now considered the scariest magical creature of all time. No pairings.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,308 - Reviews: 821 - Favs: 7,254 - Follows: 1,579 - Published: 3/27/2009 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
In the Hour Before the Dawn by Mede reviews
During the First Rise the Order of the Phoenix met in a secured room on the upper floor of the Hog's Head tavern. One night, someone walked in on them. AU. Time travel.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,695 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 50 - Published: 3/26/2009 - Albus D., Voldemort - Complete
Ad Nauseam by Minnionette reviews
Since Harry didn’t succeed the first time, he goes back into the past to fix his mistakes again. And again, and again. Too bad no one explained that first time how Voldemort tagging along was just the Universe keeping things fair and balanced.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,661 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 989 - Follows: 293 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Inverted by megamatt09 reviews
AU. When Unspeakables Harry and Ginny Potter stumble upon a mysterious antique device, they are transported to an alternate world very different from their own.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Suspense - Chapters: 15 - Words: 83,777 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 762 - Follows: 372 - Updated: 3/14/2009 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
The Thief of Time by Tink Wolfe reviews
A tale about a lost Hallow, time-travel, growing up, falling in love, a new prophecy, and thinking up fun ways to kill Peter. Rated M for Mature. SBHG Sirius/Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 118,684 - Reviews: 1568 - Favs: 2,736 - Follows: 2,456 - Updated: 2/26/2009 - Published: 12/13/2008 - Sirius B., Hermione G.
There Are Things Worse Than This by Lomonaaeren reviews
Oneshot, HPDM slash, crackfic. Hermione thought she had discovered a brilliant way to get Harry and Malfoy to stop acting out public. Not hardly. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,493 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 32 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Hermione G. - Complete
Dark Lord Potter Part 1 by The Santi reviews
Harry Potter has never known love or even kindness until he is rescued from his relatives by a pair of witches. How will the most talented wizard of his generation respond to those who have mistreated him? AU! Young!Tonks. Early chapters are being edited.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 273,098 - Reviews: 2718 - Favs: 4,685 - Follows: 3,123 - Updated: 2/15/2009 - Published: 3/28/2007 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
Maybe Someday by LadySeradeRETURNS reviews
After winter holidays their fifth year, Sirius discovers Hermione's diary left behind. He learns that she understood him, more than he ever knew.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,593 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 31 - Published: 2/10/2009 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Must Love Quidditch by dracosoftie reviews
Through a series of emails from an online dating site, Harry thinks he's found his perfect match. Will the bond they've forged survive after their identities are revealed? H/D. Warnings for slash, language and explicit sexual content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 107,542 - Reviews: 3617 - Favs: 6,559 - Follows: 1,415 - Updated: 2/2/2009 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Fair Trade by BajaB reviews
AU one-shot set after sixth year. Harry confronts Voldemort with an alternate reason for some of the Dark's Lord's failures, and offers to help him out, for a price.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,559 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 3,203 - Follows: 766 - Published: 1/25/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Of Veils, Gates, and Magic by MikRES reviews
AU Crossover with SG-1, based on episode Solitudes. Jack and Sam are stuck in an ice cave unable to dial Earth when a wormhole is engaged. Enter Luna Lovegood.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,781 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 681 - Follows: 222 - Published: 1/25/2009 - J. O'Neill, Luna L. - Complete
Surprise! by x-aj-x reviews
Fred is up to no good, and he's taking Hermione along for the ride. Winner of the Twin.Exchange January Challenge. Fred/Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,536 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 23 - Published: 1/18/2009 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
The Genuine Article by SnapeSeraphin reviews
Misunderstandings, a jealous ex-wife, mixed messages and a fake ring form the key players in this romantic tale, where all's well that ends well. LM/HG, rated M to be on the safe side.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,074 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 1/13/2009 - Published: 1/11/2009 - Lucius M., Hermione G. - Complete
Hogwarts is intoxicated by TWILIGHT by imdeadsothere reviews
In honor of Twilight. I'm publishing this story. It's all the girls in Hogwarts excited about Twilight. Renee is based on me. Chapter 2 is their reactions to the movie plus a bit more fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 892 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/29/2008 - Published: 11/19/2008 - Complete
Sleepwalking by attica reviews
It's funny how some people find you right when you need them to. DHr, OOC. Finished/One-shot!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,799 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 558 - Follows: 64 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Eternal Return by Silver Pard reviews
For the Greater Good. Harry understands this.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,283 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 2,437 - Follows: 504 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
All's Fair by Marmalade Fever reviews
Blood warms the heart in love and runs freely in war, and all is fair either way. DMHG One-shot, 2nd place winner at the Dramione Awards for Best Mystery
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,047 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 42 - Published: 12/10/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Death Dancer by Lady Salazar reviews
Love isn’t a power, only a powerful emotion. But Harry does have a power the Dark Lord does not, and that changes everything. AU, short oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,287 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 1,028 - Follows: 334 - Published: 12/1/2008 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
Firsts by LoquaciousGirl reviews
There were so many firsts for Remus and Sirius.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,486 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Slytherin Detention by NixItAll reviews
A little prank lands Regulus in detention, but honestly, how bad could an hour with Slughorn be?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,137 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/23/2008 - Regulus B., Horace S. - Complete
No Thank You by Sarah1281 reviews
What if the Dursley family had taken the more practical route of treating Harry kindly in order to keep him away from magic? What if it worked? What if he wants nothing to do with the wizarding world and Dumbledore has to solve his own problems for once?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,608 - Reviews: 392 - Favs: 2,277 - Follows: 542 - Published: 11/22/2008 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Logic Doesn't Make Love by siriusly klutzy reviews
I don’t get it. If I’ve hated him for six years, how could I have possibly fallen for him? That doesn’t make sense. The six years should overpower the crazy dreams, right? Right!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,946 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/22/2008 - Lily Luna P. - Complete
Change of Heart by jessicakaycobb reviews
Draco's parents are insisting he get married so he can begin producing heirs to the Malfoy name. He comes up with a brilliant plan to worm his way out of it, but now he needs an accomplice. Meanwhile, Hermione finds out some interesting news...!COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 42,175 - Reviews: 566 - Favs: 812 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 10/16/2008 - Published: 2/4/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Dark Marauder by BajaB reviews
The Maruaders were not nice people, but what if the gang was as Dark as they should at first glance appear to be? AU Marauders era one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,613 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 2,747 - Follows: 633 - Published: 10/10/2008 - James P. - Complete
Of Quidditch Pants and Persuasion by It's Just Not Flowing reviews
Full title: The One Where The Entire Gryffindor Common Room Lusts After Harry Wearing Quidditch Pants and Hermione is Persuasive. That's rather self-explanatory, I think. Really, it's just best to move on. Equally pointless second chapter now added.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,135 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 1,771 - Follows: 378 - Updated: 9/22/2008 - Published: 2/11/2008 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Dreams and Nightmares by wheatear reviews
The line between fiction and reality is blurred when the Doctor and Donna land in Hogwarts. But as they are about to discover, the imagination can be both a wonderful and terrifying thing.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,448 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/22/2008 - 10th Doctor, Donna N., Remus L. - Complete
Betelgeuse by Tierfal reviews
“We are not,” she announced, “naming our first-born son ‘Betelgeuse.’” A Dramione ficlet written for Marmalade Fever.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 665 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 571 - Follows: 70 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Harry Potter Mercenary by DobbyElfLord reviews
Harry Potter is sent to prision for a crime he did commit. Now they need their hero back but he's lost all interest in saving them. They threw him away and now its going to cost them. Note rating! One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,402 - Reviews: 936 - Favs: 8,549 - Follows: 2,221 - Published: 9/17/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
The Greatest Minister of Magic by BajaB reviews
“...take the steps I have suggested, and you will be remembered, in office or out, as one of the bravest and greatest Ministers of Magic we have ever known.” - Albus Dumbledore – Goblet of Fire
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,767 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 1,771 - Follows: 460 - Published: 8/20/2008 - Complete
Midlife Crisis by Piper Julian reviews
Voldemort may be an evil dark lord, but even he can appreciate the opposite sex. Too bad they don't appreciate his serpentine body. But hey, that's what Polyjuice is for… right? Features Voldemort in a muggle club and identity theft.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,196 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 29 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Voldemort - Complete
Turning Her Down by The Lime-Wielding Ninja reviews
See my fic Turned Down first. This is a oneshot in Edward's POV. Jessica asks him to the Spring Dance. I'm horrible at EPOV, so don't kill me, please. R&R I don't own.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 575 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Edward, Jessica - Complete
Changing of the Guard by Lomonaaeren reviews
Post-DH, HPDM slash. Need a perfect stranger? Come to Metamorphosis. Harry Potter runs the business secretly and becomes whoever's needed for each occasion. Now he's posing as Draco Malfoy's "perfect" boyfriend, Brian. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 217,538 - Reviews: 3472 - Favs: 3,374 - Follows: 1,102 - Updated: 7/19/2008 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Two Heads Are Better Than One by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. Either Fred and George played a prank on Harry, Harry played a prank on Fred and George, or they're all playing pranks on everybody. Although to be honest, it really doesn't matter how it happened. WARNING: crude, immature, ADULT humor.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,097 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 1,392 - Follows: 375 - Published: 7/16/2008 - Complete
The Wendell That Wasn't by opalish reviews
The true story of how Harry and Ginny's kids got their names. Really, it's all Snape's fault. Crackfic oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,814 - Reviews: 545 - Favs: 3,330 - Follows: 445 - Published: 7/15/2008 - Ginny W., Harry P. - Complete
Gossip Queens by opalish reviews
After the war, Neville and Harry meet up to mock people and get drunk. It's a good life. Post-DH oneshot crackfic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,210 - Reviews: 499 - Favs: 2,329 - Follows: 348 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Harry P., Neville L. - Complete
Some Days by opalish reviews
Ginny's not like Harry. She doesn't get to talk to the dead. PostDH oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 434 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 22 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Fathers of the Year by opalish reviews
Harry and Draco find ways to keep the hate alive. Albus Severus and Scorpius approve. NextGen oneshot crackfic ahoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 531 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 1,212 - Follows: 138 - Published: 7/2/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Deception & Concealment by KissThis reviews
Voldemort is dead; Harry bitter. In order to save him and her world, Hermione does the unimaginable and the illegal - disguised as a boy she goes back to the Marauders' Era, but finds herself in a sticky situation of love. [OT3: JP x HG x SB]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 109,072 - Reviews: 1427 - Favs: 1,753 - Follows: 1,789 - Updated: 6/29/2008 - Published: 4/30/2005 - Hermione G., Sirius B.
The True Veela Story by faithwood reviews
Draco is a veela. He has to mate with Harry or die. Naturally, he chooses to die. Parody. FLUFF. HPDM. SLASH.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 797 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 727 - Follows: 99 - Published: 6/27/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
I can't leave you though I want to by Jack of the North reviews
Fred, in a stroke of genius, has magically chained himself to Hermione for three days. Yeah, she's not happy. Can Fred convince her it was a good idea before the three days are up?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,404 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 587 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 6/26/2008 - Published: 4/1/2008 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
The Track of a Storm by Lady Taliesin reviews
James Potter died on October 31, 1981. But when, nearly six years later, Lord Voldemort invokes an ancient magic to restore himself to a body, James is drawn back into a world where everything he knows is gone, and everyone he cares about thinks him dead
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 133,551 - Reviews: 1110 - Favs: 1,343 - Follows: 521 - Updated: 6/26/2008 - Published: 5/22/2005 - James P., Harry P. - Complete
Lesson Number One by superscar reviews
I was shocked the only time Dad let me drive his car. Well, maybe 'let' is too strong a word." After the S3 finale. Way, way after. One shot/complete.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,148 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 24 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Complete
Turned Down by The Lime-Wielding Ninja reviews
A little oneshot I've been thinking of writing since I first read Twilight. Jessica asks Edward Cullen to the Spring Dance. I don't own Edward or any other characters.
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 222 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Jessica, Edward - Complete
Friend or Foe by Niger Aquila reviews
To what length would Harry go to keep his promise? Harry goes back home and is about to start his fifth year in Hogwarts 'again'. He is confused and doesn't know what to do with Voldemort anymore. Are they friends? Or foes? Sequel to Learn from History
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 123,380 - Reviews: 2013 - Favs: 1,821 - Follows: 1,058 - Updated: 6/4/2008 - Published: 9/5/2004 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Dubiety by Padfootz-luvr reviews
“I just don’t think it was that big of a deal!” said Hermione./“Well, of course you don’t. She was paying you a compliment,” growled Sirius. “And she didn’t mistake you for my daughter, she mistook me for your father."/"Is there a difference?" SBHG.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,051 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/30/2008 - Sirius B., Hermione G. - Complete
The Valiant Never by R J Lupin's Kat reviews
SBHG: Her best friends’ fates – and that of her world – lay on her shoulders. At 20, Hermione Granger can’t do it alone. But Fate steps in, and the Impossible gives her hope… and love. 'Sirius'... :Mystery, Adventure, Romance. ABSTRACT PROLOGUE:
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 169,569 - Reviews: 448 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 5/20/2008 - Published: 8/21/2006 - Sirius B., Hermione G. - Complete
The Horror! The Horror! by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Humorous, post GOF tale. Harry goes to Africa and sets up a potions ingredient business. Wackiness ensues.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 39,926 - Reviews: 642 - Favs: 3,450 - Follows: 1,173 - Updated: 4/17/2008 - Published: 3/21/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
A Black Comedy by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Two years after defeating Voldemort, Harry falls into an alternate dimension with his godfather. Together, they embark on a new life filled with drunken debauchery, thievery, and generally antagonizing all their old family, friends, and enemies.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 246,320 - Reviews: 6353 - Favs: 17,099 - Follows: 5,970 - Updated: 4/7/2008 - Published: 2/18/2007 - Complete
Across the Universe by mira mirth reviews
Vague spoilers for PS-HBP. One-shot. James Potter observes as Harry arrives to an alternate dimension where his parents are alive and Neville is the Boy-Who-Lived. Trying to teach old cliches new tricks, here.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,885 - Reviews: 729 - Favs: 4,945 - Follows: 957 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Harry P., James P. - Complete
A Hero by Celebony reviews
Dudley begins to see his family in a different light. Warning: strong language and themes of child abuse. WINNER: Best One-Shot at Quibbler Awards
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,108 - Reviews: 1482 - Favs: 8,727 - Follows: 1,350 - Published: 4/2/2008 - Dudley D., Harry P. - Complete
I just wanted Coffee by skabs reviews
Daniel stops at a local Starbucks before going into work, and meets an interesting fellow in line, who then is attacked by weirdos in robes. Harry Potter/SG-1 Xover- just a bit of silliness on my part. rating safe due to language.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,271 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 578 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 3/12/2008 - Published: 3/6/2008 - D. Jackson, Harry P. - Complete
12 Moves Sideways by Silver Pard reviews
Harry thinks the new Defence professor needs watching. Harry Potter/Death Note crossover
Crossover - Harry Potter & Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,423 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 1,445 - Follows: 221 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Harry P., Light Y. - Complete
Complicated by milkmoth reviews
Neither of them wanted an arranged marriage, or a secret, or these *feelings*. Things are about to get messy... KyouxHaru. COMPLETE.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 44,540 - Reviews: 565 - Favs: 707 - Follows: 390 - Updated: 1/16/2008 - Published: 3/24/2007 - Kyōya O., Haruhi F. - Complete
Hard To Get by atruwriter reviews
Lily who? The new girl was… Heart stopping, stutter worthy, and completely ignoring him. :JamesHermione OneShot:
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,856 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 2,403 - Follows: 488 - Published: 1/5/2008 - [Hermione G., James P.] - Complete
Breakfast At The Malfoy's by placeholder89 reviews
Hermione wakes up one morning with a hangover and no memory of what happened. What is she going to find out? Slash, cursing, evil headaches
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,269 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 12/21/2007 - Published: 12/20/2007 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Airplane by Stakeaclaim reviews
Ever wondered why Dean doesn't like flying? Or how Dean's bond with the Impala began?
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,067 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/9/2007 - Dean W., Sam W. - Complete
The World As We Knew It by Lady Alinor reviews
Destroy the Horcruxes—that’s Harry’s goal, until an Aperio throws him and two other unknown people into a world where the prophecy never existed, his parents and Sirius are alive, and Ginny went to Azkaban for opening the Chamber. Canon pairings, preDH.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 60 - Words: 178,249 - Reviews: 2446 - Favs: 2,471 - Follows: 1,097 - Updated: 11/23/2007 - Published: 6/2/2007 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Fugitives of Azkaban by BajaB reviews
A 'Harry goes to Azkaban' story. Convicted for releasing the Basilisk from the Chamber of Secrets, Harry is put into a cell next to the most feared wizard in the world, Sirius Black. AU 3rd year, canon pairings, no Deathly Hallows.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 65,347 - Reviews: 1189 - Favs: 3,841 - Follows: 1,679 - Updated: 9/11/2007 - Published: 6/15/2007 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Harry Potter's Life Lessons by DisobedienceWriter reviews
AU of Year One. The Dursleys have done one good thing for Harry Potter’s continued safety: their neglect has made him suspicious, sneaky, and cruel. A brief explanation of how things might have gone differently. Includes DH spoilers. Amoral!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 16,772 - Reviews: 590 - Favs: 5,194 - Follows: 1,317 - Published: 8/27/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Down the Rabbit Hole by Vivien B reviews
Four years after the defeat of Voldemort, Hermione finds she has a chance to defeat him again. This time, however, she faces a much different enemy than the monster she knew.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,253 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 61 - Published: 8/14/2007 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
A Bad Week at the Wizengamot by DisobedienceWriter reviews
What would have happened if Harry had been convicted by the Wizengamot after defending himself from dementors before his fifth year at Hogwarts? Humorous! Followup stories on Sirius Black plus Cornelius Fudge's attempt at becoming a dark lord.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 22,251 - Reviews: 710 - Favs: 5,627 - Follows: 1,539 - Updated: 8/14/2007 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Complete
The Coping Skills of Tonks by Inconsequential reviews
Subtle Deathly Hallows spoilers As Tonks waits for Lupin's return, she ponders such things as the STDlike nature of lycanthropy, the similarities between Greyback and Michael Jackson, and neon orange fetuses. Strong T rating for mature themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 863 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/10/2007 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
The Right Idea by CrazieDasie reviews
James tries to find out who Sirius is having sex with after all the girls of Hogwarts go celibate.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,950 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 405 - Follows: 49 - Published: 8/5/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
I Cried by montypython203 reviews
Spoilers for Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows. Rose awakes to a strange noise in the middle of the night. But what is making it? And why is the Doctor acting so defensive?
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 701 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/5/2007 - Complete
The Original Naked Quidditch Match by Evilgoddss reviews
When a Magical game of Truth & Dare goes wrong, the Gryffindor Quidditch team must 'bare' up and face the consequences. And as the news spreads like wildfire in mmail things get quite out of control.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,510 - Reviews: 914 - Favs: 4,550 - Follows: 1,017 - Published: 7/29/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
The Library by EuphoniumGurl0 reviews
He wanted to rip her apart. He wanted to tear the knowing smile from her face and swallow it whole. Each night Severus spent in the library with the new Gryffindor was a night he had to restrain himself. She was a fool for straying from her pack.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 42,209 - Reviews: 451 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 7/22/2007 - Published: 4/1/2006 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
All I Want by blue movies reviews
Draco Malfoy mourns Hermione Granger the only way a spoiled rich kid knows how. Told from Narcissa Malfoy's POV. Oneshot. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,777 - Reviews: 424 - Favs: 1,724 - Follows: 229 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
I Am Lord by Visible reviews
Tom Riddle, as a teenager, is trying to name himself. How did he get the name Voldemort anyways?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 949 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/19/2007 - Tom R. Jr. - Complete
The Dunderhead Tax by Scattered Logic reviews
All Severus Snape wanted was to fulfil his dream of owning a successful business and to be free of dunderheads. He should have known it was too much to hope.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,426 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 27 - Published: 7/16/2007 - Hermione G., Severus S. - Complete
Absinthe Makes the Heart Grow Fonder by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry drinks Absinthe and it has a strange reaction with his magic, things get wacky.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,266 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 1,714 - Follows: 563 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Unholy by Lady Salazar reviews
There are some things the human race is not meant to know. Harry didn't care instead, he made it his life's purpose to learn them. Oneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,944 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 2,241 - Follows: 732 - Published: 6/23/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Middle of the Road, Scotland by Athena-Rhea reviews
Harry feels like a danger to his friends after the Incident at the Ministry during his fifth year and he flees to Somewhere in Scotland, where he meets someone who manages to change his mind about many things. Not Ootp or HBP canon compliant.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,272 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/10/2007 - Harry P., OC - Complete
Spinster by TombCrank the Crafty reviews
Men in the Wizarding World aren’t used to women with minds and backbones. Hermione is not pleased with the advent of a certain marriage law. Based fairly loosely on the WIKTT Marriage Law Challenge. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,607 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 39 - Published: 6/9/2007 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Not Slytherin Enough by fruit17 reviews
Harry was sorted into Slytherin. Five years later, members of the Order of the Phoenix come to collect him from Privet Drive. The Boy Who Lived isn't quite who they expected. Warning: female Blaise.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,918 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 3,539 - Follows: 1,236 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Harry P., Blaise Z. - Complete
Have You Ever by Lady Moonglow reviews
With the war looking bleak, the Golden Trio, Ginny, Draco, and Lavender go back to Tom Riddle's 7th Year to destroy Lord Voldemort once and for all. What Hermione DIDN'T count on, however, is a shared common room, a curse, and a crazy little thing called love.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 180,301 - Reviews: 4311 - Favs: 5,501 - Follows: 1,625 - Updated: 5/31/2007 - Published: 5/23/2005 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
Mommies Know Exactly What is Needed by Lady FoxFire reviews
Harry PotterSupernatural When a mother's love comes in to play even time itself can't stop her will
Crossover - Harry Potter & Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,644 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 751 - Follows: 235 - Published: 5/31/2007 - Harry P., Dean W. - Complete
Becoming Brothers by SisterDear reviews
ABANDONED. They’ve made it through the summer without killing each other, but there’s far more to becoming brothers than that. AU time travel, Harry adopts Tom Riddle.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,473 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 489 - Follows: 729 - Updated: 5/6/2007 - Published: 11/12/2006 - Tom R. Jr., Harry P.
To Burn by cupid-painted-blind reviews
Sirius's descent into madness, in thirteen steps. [One shot.]
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,580 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/25/2007 - Complete
A Stranger in an Unholy Land by serpant-sorcerer reviews
PART I: Days before his 6th year, Harry Potter is sucked into another universe by forces not of this world. Dazed and confused, Harry finds himself in a world where his parents are alive, where Voldemort has never fallen and he is Voldemort's key enforcer
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 17 - Words: 470,388 - Reviews: 1729 - Favs: 4,422 - Follows: 1,633 - Updated: 4/25/2007 - Published: 7/14/2004 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Learning Life Over by Meander Later reviews
Harry was a workaholic Auror, and happy that way. He did not ask Malfoy to kidnap him and teach him the finer points of pleasure. HPDM slash, HBP spoilers. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 62 - Words: 184,803 - Reviews: 918 - Favs: 1,286 - Follows: 443 - Updated: 2/6/2007 - Published: 12/12/2006 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Greatest Harry Potter Fight of All Time! by Mr. Bojangles' Pet Monkey reviews
This is a oneshot parody of over the top Harry Potter Fight scenes. Enjoy! Please r & r.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,553 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Harry P., Ginny W. - Complete
Two Inches Tall by Spazzumtard reviews
ONESHOT or UP FOR ADOPTION - George is an idiot. Why would he do something like that? He just had to make the potion when Fred was hungry, didn’t he? Oh well, maybe the Gryffindor’s resident bookworm can help…
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,278 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/21/2007 - Fred W., Hermione G. - Complete
Shattered Moments by Rurouni Star reviews
[Sequel to Out of Time] And for every small change, there is another, and another, and another... Hermione goes into fourth year with a misbehaving timeturner and the knowledge that there is a dark future to prevent.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 110,828 - Reviews: 697 - Favs: 643 - Follows: 255 - Updated: 1/10/2007 - Published: 5/22/2005 - [Hermione G., Sirius B.] - Complete
Now Hiring: Committee for the Disposal… by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. NOW HIRING: COMMITTEE FOR THE DISPOSAL OF DANGEROUS CREATURES. PostOotp. The summer after Harry's fifth year, Albus Dumbledore, newly reinstated Chief Warlock of the Wizengamot, must deal with an interesting end to a boring day.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,354 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 1,196 - Follows: 292 - Published: 12/16/2006 - Complete
Harry Potter and the Rise of the Evil Overlord by Maestro Hazard reviews
Oneshot. What would happen when a Dark!Harry found a list of evil overlord cliches and blunders, and how to avoid them? The rise of the greatest Dark Lord ever. Crack fic!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,052 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 801 - Follows: 212 - Published: 12/15/2006 - Complete
Another Word for Hate by Nightmarish reviews
You hate him. And he hates you back, but hate isn't the right word for it. Not a strong enough word for it. It's so much more than that. So much deeper…And you realize why you did it. Why you yelled and screamed and shouted. You care. Draco/Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,926 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 230 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/11/2006 - Published: 11/1/2005 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Young Again: The Rewrite by Taliath reviews
PostHBP. When all hope seems lost and everybody is dead, Harry transports his soul into the body of his one year old self. This time, he's going to try and set things right.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 77,665 - Reviews: 1908 - Favs: 1,531 - Follows: 1,715 - Updated: 11/20/2006 - Published: 4/15/2006 - Harry P., Minerva M.
Ground Hog Day by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Harry lives the same day over and over again.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,464 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 2,585 - Follows: 760 - Published: 11/17/2006 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Browncoat, Green Eyes by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. Firefly: :Harry Potter crossover Post Serenity. Two years have passed since the secret of the planet Miranda got broadcast across the whole 'verse in 2518. The crew of Serenity finally hires a new pilot, but he's a bit peculiar.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Firefly - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 298,538 - Reviews: 4621 - Favs: 8,798 - Follows: 2,747 - Updated: 11/12/2006 - Published: 3/23/2006 - Harry P., River - Complete
Beyond My World by Light Avatar reviews
After his latest clash with Voldemort, Harry finds himself in a universe where Voldemort raised him to be a Death Eater. Can Harry get in touch with Dumbledore, convince him that he's not evil, and find a way home? AU after OotP, no ships.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 17,124 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 9/23/2006 - Published: 6/1/2005 - Harry P. - Complete
Chasing Cars by moonyNZ reviews
PostHogwarts, PostWar. She always smelled of vanilla.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,076 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 20 - Published: 9/7/2006 - Sirius B., Hermione G. - Complete
Luna's Hobby by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. A 'What if' exercise to make you wonder just what if it hadn't been raining on that fateful day? Or what if it's true?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,953 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 564 - Follows: 159 - Published: 8/14/2006 - Luna L., Harry P. - Complete
A World Apart by lolagirl reviews
Draco Malfoy is visited by Hermione Granger in the middle of the night. But how is this possible? She's been dead for two months now... NOT a ghost story. DHr.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 31 - Words: 141,703 - Reviews: 3146 - Favs: 4,190 - Follows: 1,120 - Updated: 7/20/2006 - Published: 9/9/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Freak Parade by The-Caitiff reviews
Starts as parody of the formula most independant!Harry stories follow. Overly friendly Goblins, Manipulative Dumbledore, a shopping trip, a will from Sirius etc... Then it gets weird.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 23,147 - Reviews: 480 - Favs: 2,301 - Follows: 636 - Updated: 7/4/2006 - Published: 7/2/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
The First Morning of the Rest of Our Lives by Dream Red reviews
Written in response to a wish in the Dark Lord Wishfest. Voldemort and Harry are the sole survivors of an apocalyptic ending to the war.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,009 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 31 - Published: 6/4/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
The Riddle by GlidingQuill reviews
A remake of Edger Allen Poe's, The Raven. Voldemort surprises Harry one night when Harry is in no mood to be fooled with.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,160 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/18/2006 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Strawberries by A Paris Romance reviews
I've always thought that strawberries were the sexiest thing a girl could eat. HrD
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 970 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 292 - Follows: 46 - Published: 4/18/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Under a Haystack by Janissa11 reviews
The aftermath of a curse leaves Sam with a very different version of Dean. Gen no Wincest.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 32,981 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 674 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 4/16/2006 - Published: 4/11/2006 - Complete
The Nietzsche Classes by Beringae reviews
The Ministry takes action against the remaining prejudice in the wizarding society and asks Hermione for help. “What do you want? Money? Power? Name your price, Granger. I’m not about to let pride get in my way when an Azkaban sentence is on the line.”
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 45,807 - Reviews: 2261 - Favs: 6,226 - Follows: 1,188 - Updated: 4/8/2006 - Published: 10/2/2005 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Coloring Books by AmazinglyMe reviews
A glimpse of what the Marauders might have done to their coloring books as children. V. short.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 367 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 22 - Published: 4/1/2006 - Complete
Dimension Hopping for Beginners by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. In the heat of the battle, he swore a blood oath to defeat Voldemort in every form. But when you factor in his understanding and abilities to travel to alternate dimensions, it presented the sort of problem only a Harry Potter could have.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 56,035 - Reviews: 1253 - Favs: 3,742 - Follows: 1,324 - Updated: 3/13/2006 - Published: 3/4/2006 - Harry P. - Complete
The End of Days by dansemacabre reviews
19 year old Sarah believes the Labyrinth is behind her, nothing more than a childish fantasy. When she realizes her adventures were real, how far will she go to save the Labyrinth... or the Goblin King who rules it? JS. COMPLETE.
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 99,808 - Reviews: 1441 - Favs: 2,228 - Follows: 466 - Updated: 2/15/2006 - Published: 8/25/2005 - Sarah, Jareth - Complete
The Name's Malfoy by bluedevilgirlie reviews
It's the 10 year reunion at Hogwarts, and there's a surprise in store for everyone... Dramione Oneshot, R&R please!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,153 - Reviews: 826 - Favs: 3,068 - Follows: 515 - Published: 2/3/2006 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Just a Harmless Joke by CrazyGirl47 reviews
Fred accidentally starts rumors that he's with Hermione, and encourages them for a laugh. When she find out, she's furious. Now the two of them are fighting to outembarrass and annoy one another... but they're also fighting their feelings for each other.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 41,220 - Reviews: 3367 - Favs: 5,889 - Follows: 1,059 - Updated: 11/25/2005 - Published: 9/28/2004 - Hermione G., Fred W. - Complete
Me, Myself, and I by EmySabath reviews
Harry has had a hard life, harder than anyone knows, even himself. What happens when Snape finds out that Harry's mind couldn't take the strain and fractured, leaving the BWL with MPD? PreHBP COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 65,691 - Reviews: 1644 - Favs: 3,341 - Follows: 885 - Updated: 8/5/2005 - Published: 2/15/2005 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Daily Prophet My Ass! by Wench of Hogsmead reviews
Harry has a little fun with the Daily Prophet's accusation that he fancies boys. Poor Draco...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 581 - Reviews: 654 - Favs: 2,616 - Follows: 560 - Published: 7/4/2005 - Harry P., Draco M.
Bed of Roses by moonyNZ reviews
Currently being edited - July 2009. During a Death Eater attack Hermione is sent back in time where the Marauders and Lily befriend her. Haunted by her past Hermione must learn to live in the other time. Eventual SBHG JPLE. Rated r for later chapters -
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 57 - Words: 133,153 - Reviews: 1746 - Favs: 2,734 - Follows: 666 - Updated: 6/23/2005 - Published: 2/8/2005 - Hermione G., Sirius B. - Complete
Blood by Athena Linborn reviews
In order to ensure the continuation of a healthy bloodline, Draco Malfoy must marry a “Mudblood”. Only the best will do for the Malfoy family, but things aren't as straight forward as they seem, as the best candidate is Hermione Granger!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 141,017 - Reviews: 1683 - Favs: 2,708 - Follows: 707 - Updated: 2/4/2005 - Published: 4/10/2003 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2817 - Favs: 7,158 - Follows: 586 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
Different Timeline by Ryan Chessman aka Crys reviews
Harry wakes up to find the world changed around him AU
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,749 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 518 - Follows: 224 - Published: 10/6/2004 - Harry P., Padma P. - Complete
3003 by gilthas reviews
COMPLETE! 1000 years after Harry Potter's death, he and his heroics have decended into legend, but when a group of magic users get carried away, only Harry Potter himself can stand against the newest resurrection of the Dark Lord.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 85,564 - Reviews: 710 - Favs: 502 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 5/27/2004 - Published: 1/1/2004 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Grim Dawn by Robin4 reviews
Prior to Harry’s third year, he leaves the Dursleys, desperate to escape. But before the Knight Bus can stumble upon him, he encounters someone far different, and his world begins to change. Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 41,007 - Reviews: 1259 - Favs: 3,042 - Follows: 923 - Updated: 12/22/2003 - Published: 10/19/2003 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Once Upon A Thyme by zensho reviews
COMPLETE Draco and Hermione travel back in time and switch stations in life. Both learn tough lessons about family, honour and love. Yes - a real treat for all you DHr shippers out there who crave good, long, fanfics.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 107,201 - Reviews: 3375 - Favs: 5,454 - Follows: 1,033 - Updated: 12/12/2003 - Published: 9/22/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
The Scent of a Mate by mysid reviews
After falling through the Veil, Sirius travels through several AU's. In this one, Sirius discovers a world in which Remus is a Muggle. Slash RLSB
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,090 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 266 - Follows: 28 - Published: 12/6/2003 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
The Cat's Prey by DracoDew17 reviews
Hermione is getting ready to write an essay, but Draco can't be found anywhere for note comparison. And then comes along a white cat...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,454 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/16/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Dracilla by superscar reviews
To escape his father's wrath, Draco disguises himself...as a girl. This story is a STAND ALONE. I promise you won't regret it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,745 - Reviews: 488 - Favs: 1,066 - Follows: 142 - Published: 7/11/2003 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Pass the Snog by KT the Shimmer Skank reviews
Ladies and gentlemen, by the order of George Weasley, it is Pass the Snog Day! Sheer insanity ensues as a cursed snog is passed around Hogwarts. Who will snog who? *COMPLETE*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 17,502 - Reviews: 1374 - Favs: 1,517 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 7/8/2003 - Published: 12/30/2002 - George W. - Complete
Can't Be Held Responsible by Amy Fortuna reviews
Hogwarts, but not as you know it. Harry, but not as you know him. What if...?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,343 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 5/9/2001 - Published: 3/26/2001 - Harry P., Minerva M. - Complete
Sort: Category . Published . Updated . Title . Words . Chapters . Reviews . Status .
Dear Voldemort, It's Me, Harry reviews
Harry has one simple request for his arch nemesis: could he stop trying to kill him? Please?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,193 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 10/11/2009 - Harry P., Voldemort
Fire reviews
Who knew that Bellatrix Lestrange's love of fire could be traced back to many years ago, when she first met her cousin - Sirius.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,090 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/6/2009 - Sirius B., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Feminine Products reviews
James is sent to purchase Lily certain… feminine hygiene products. As a male, he’s hesitant. Of course, Sirius accompanies him, and takes advantage of the situation.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,507 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/25/2009 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
The Unrequited Love of Dobby reviews
Dobby was in love. Oh yes, love of the highest degree. Third chapter added. :D
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 729 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 5/15/2009 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Dobby, Ron W. - Complete
Blister reviews
Sirius has a blister. Rated for innuendo.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 363 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Sirius B., James P. - Complete
A Different End For A Hero reviews
Long after the war, Harry Potter faces a new challenge. One that hits closer to home, and may take him away from his family forever. Something that can't be destroyed with magic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,382 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/1/2009 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Interference reviews
What if after visiting Gringotts for the first time Hagrid's pick me up had taken longer? What if Harry had spent more time in Madame Malkin's? Can Malfoy's inteference change Harry's sorting? Perhaps, Slytherin? Due to requests, I'll continue this.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,688 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 1/27/2009 - Published: 7/27/2007 - Harry P., Draco M.
Arbor Day reviews
Why are there tree on the ceiling?” James shrugged and grinned slightly. “It’s Arbor Day.”
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 806 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/13/2009 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Baby Food reviews
James and Sirius are left to watch baby Harry. They're expected to feed him too.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,216 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/4/2009 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Bored reviews
During a particularly uneventful History of Magic class, Ron demands that Harry think of something to amuse him. So Harry does. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 625 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
What One May Find In A Cupboard reviews
A parody. Harry Potter's been missing for 8 years now. Voldemort's over joyed. The others? Not so much. But, just when Hogwarts needs him most, he arrives from a rather unsual place. A one-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,248 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/30/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Hogwarts Chat Rooms reviews
Hogwarts gets a budget raise. Because of this, they decide to modernize! A bunch of teen students and teachers, each with their own Internet connection. Not a pretty picture. The story says complete, but it doesn't end till I run out of ideas.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 15,289 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 10/19/2008 - Published: 7/22/2007 - Complete
Toast reviews
It's late at night, and James is making toast. Sirius disapproves of this. All-dialogue.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,299 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/16/2008 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
The Shower Cap Of True and Utter Evilness reviews
No one messes with Sirius's hair. No one.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,040 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/18/2007 - Sirius B. - Complete
Literature reviews
Poor Remus only wants to read. Honest, he only wants to read! Sirius, however, is bored. As it is such, Remus reading is not an option. An all dialogue one shot. Not slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,690 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/18/2007 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Spiders reviews
Ron discusses his fear of Spiders. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 421 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/13/2007 - Ron W. - Complete
A Mockery Of Overused Plot Ideas reviews
A strange oneshot from my warped mind. It's mostly parodying some of the more common plots. But only some of them. Mostly from independant!Harry, but I like those stories, so it's all in good fun. Rated T for safety.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,537 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/10/2007 - Harry P. - Complete
Blindfolded reviews
An all dialogue oneshot. James has blindfolded Sirius, Sirius wants to know why. Not slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,652 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/24/2007 - James P., Sirius B. - Complete
Choices reviews
After Harry defeats Voldemort he has choices to make. What will he choose to do with the rest of his life? Independant!Harry. Ignores HBP. Going to replace the third chapter.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,303 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/8/2007 - Published: 1/21/2007 - Harry P.
The Life Of A Ferret Draco Malfoy reviews
Fred and George have a camera. They have an idea... See what happens. New chapter added, I personally think the second is better than the first.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,708 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/25/2007 - Published: 1/21/2007 - George W., Draco M. - Complete
Manager of:
| Community: | It Does Not Do To Dwell On Dreams, and Forget To Live |
| Focus: | Books Harry Potter |
