lmao i ship it!

This was brilliant.

Genius!~~~

Omg, this is freaking hilarious! Xanxus so drunk he's holding an argument with his booze. Then again, who is he going to rant to otherwise? Xanxus isn't the type to ask anyone questions like that.

Omg I love ur strikes XD makes u laugh uncontrollably and waitttttttt a minute...vodkas can talk XD

Excellent. Especially the whole talking to his drinks thing. Also you portrayed drunkenness pretty much perfectly. I wept while reading this. Thank you.

Let me say that it is worth of Gender Issues, and since it was just perfect, this one is nothing less than perfect, because there is nothing more perfect than perfect, and dammit! I am speaking like a drunk Xanxus, who is awesome, so I don't feel particularly upset with it!

This is absolutely hilarious! Xanxus talking to his alcohol AKA sexual adviser! XD

Poor Squalo...He must be right about ready to kick Xanxus in the nuts and ban him from ever drinking another drop of alcohol by now xD But your stories are so entertaining! I love you!

That was great! Haha I love how he argues with his alcohol. :)

*busily highlighting the word "was" from Squalo was a man* XD awesome story!Iam loving it haha but poor excuse Xan-xan

You did a good job! :)

I want a friend like that vodka!
...wow there's a sentence you never expect to say in life.
I love this. Seriously. Really.

I love this story! You need to write more amazing XS!

BAHAHAHAHA! thats just soooo awesome!