FAV COLOR: YELLOW

FAV TV SHOWS/CARTOONS: SCRUBS, INVADER ZIM/JOHNNY THE HOMICIDAL MANIAC, SPONGEBOB,

FAV MOVIES: PREDATOR, ALIEN VS PREDATOR, HALLOWEEN(michael myers) AND FRIDAY THE 13TH(jason voorhees) PIRATES OF THE CARRIBEAN 1,2,&3 ,

FAV ACTOR: WILL SMITH!! MOVIES: ALI,MEN AND BLACK, MAN AND BLACK 2,I ROBOT, BAD BOYS, BAD BOYS 2,WILD WILD WEST, INDEPENDANCE DAY, PERSUIT OF HAPPINESS, HANCOCK. AND ANYTHING ELSE HE WAS IN!!

FAV SONGS: DID U WRONG / DUTTY WINE / 99 RED BALLOONS / THE WORLDS GREATEST

FAV QUOTES /SCENES:

''ITS ME!! I WAS THE TURKEY ALL ALONG!! ME! I WAS THE TURKEY!! - GIR,INVADER ZIM

''SWEET JUMPIN CHILLI BEAN..." - ZIM, INVADER ZIM

"WHY WAS THERE BACON IN THE SOAP!?(ZIM) "I MADE IT MYSELF!!"(GIR) - INVADER ZIM

''where's my drink?'' ''what drink?" ''MY DRINK,MY DIET DR.KELP!? DONT TELL ME YOU FORGOT MY DRINK!'' ''but u didnt order a-'' '' HOW AM I SUPPOSE TO EAT MY PIZZA WITHOUT MY DRINK!! "but..but-" 'HAVENT YOU ONCETHOUGHT OF THE CUSTOMER!? U CALL YOURSELF A DELIVER BOY!? WELL I AINT BUYIN!" -SPONGBOB

DON'T MAKE THE SAME MISTAKE I DID. DO NOT READ WHAT IS BELOW:

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded

To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. When caught sleeping at school/work/wherever you are not supposed to be sleeping, and you are woken up, shout, "AMEN!"

5.Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Marijuana

7.Finish All Your sentences with 'In Accordance With The Prophecy'.

9. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.

10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11.Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream'I Won! I Won!'

18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner,'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

20 And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .

Copy and Paste this To Make People who read bios Smile.

You know when you live in 2007 when...

1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or Myspace

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.(hell yea)

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends...

9.) ...and you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly. Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile. lol

If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are obsessed with Invader Zim, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you know our society is moving in the wrong direction, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile

If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile!.

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy and paste this into your profile.

Even when you cant see him God is there! If you believe in God put this in your profile

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If every time you hear the word rum, you automatically think of Captain Jack Sparrow, copy and paste this into your profile

If you and/or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this into your profile

PUT THIS IN YOUR PROFILE

LET THE BUNNY DOMINATE!

( ) ( ) (") (") BUNNYS!! let.them.dominate.

This is so weird, and awesome.
If you can raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100 can. I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed erveylteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! Paste this to your profile if you can read this!

Paste this into your profile is you're a procrastination addict.

If you love dancing in the rain, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have a tendency to talk to yourself, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

FAV SAYINGS:

Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow ~ Don't walk behind me, I may not lead ~ Just walk beside me and be my friend

WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS, MAKE PINEAPPLE JUICE. THEN SIT BACK AND LET THE WORLD WONDER HOW THE HECK YOU DID IT.