![]() Author has written 2 stories for Kiba, How to Train Your Dragon, and Rise of the Guardians. Name: Spirit of Aura Age: 19 Sex: Female duh Like: anime, singing, drawing, animals, God, life, band, Hiccup, Jack Frost O///O, ROTBTD, wolves, Mune Guardian of the Moon Dislikes: Justin Beaver... I mean Beiber, war, killing, school, math, government, perverts, having to act like a 'proper young lady', dresses, people who hate HTTYD and ROTG, Trump, Clinton. Music: All county music( except Taylor Swift) most Disney songs, most rock, celtic G.M.A.D Name: Spirit of Aura Age: 18 Gender:Female Top 4 fandom's: HTTYD, ROTG, Brave, Tangled Guardian,Dragon Rider, Archer, Sorcerer Guardian of Truth, Rider of the Woolly Howl, Frostwind Sorcerer: Epic Archer:Epic Main weapon: the power over aura (Aura spheres, shield, etc) Level of weapon: Legendary Looks: Waist length white hair, lightly tanned skin, eyes that change color with aura, skinny much like Hiccup but with some muscle and a little shorter than him, wears and navy t-shirt that says "Born Barefoot, Staying Barefoot" with brown short and of course is always barefoot. Has a crystal pendent that changes with the auras around it. Personality: Quiet, extremely protective of friends and loved ones, creative, little bit shy, stands up for what I believe in. Hates being called anything related to the word 'small'. Background: After an accident from when she was younger enhanced her abilities over aura, her mom and sister practically made her a slave calling her a freak. Having no proof of any of this, she was forced to stay and train in secret until she joined G.M.A.D. "I, spirit of aura, swear complete loyalty to the Guardian Magic Archer Dragons, the Circle, and others. Aura Emotion Colors Black- intense, stress Brown- trouble, restless Red- rage, anger, fierce Orange- aggressive, irritated/edgy, sarcastic Golden Yellow- hope Yellow- confused/WTF, puzzled, incredulous, disbelief, curious Yellow Green- worried Lime Green- shocked, surprised Emerald Green- triumph, hyper, energetic, mischievous Dark Green- disgusted, ill, nauseous Teal- alert, nervous Ice Blue- fear, scared, panic Light Blue- sleepy/tired True Blue- relaxed, calm Dark Blue- bored Blue-Violet- serious, confident, concentrating Violet- happy(pleased) Light Purple- excited Magenta- embarrassed Dark Pink- drunk, lust, silly Light Pink- flirty, amused, playful, love White- hollow, blank, void Grey- sad, bereft( to be deprived by force), despondent( feeling/showing hopeless, dejected, discouraged or gloom) Blue-Grey- sorry for someone 94% of people think that wolves are wild, vicious, feral animals. Put this in your profile if you're one of the 6% that think they're shy, amazing creatures. Fav Quotes(and other funny crap) I'm the girl that when My feet touch the ground in the morning the devil says: "OH CRAP SHE'S UP!" "When life gives you lemons, make apple juice and let the world wonder how the hell you did it." :) "Growing old is inevitable, but growing up is optional." "Flying is simple. Just throw yourself on the ground and miss" "Working hard never killed anybody, but why take a chance?" "When life rains on your parade, bring out the slip'n'slide" "Teenagers are proof that God has a sense of humor." "Smile and the world will smile with you. Laugh and they'll all think your on drugs." "There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE, then it's weird." "I don't have a drinking problem. I drink. I get drunk. I fall down. No problem." "When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade, find someone whose life has given them vodka, and have one hell of a party." :) "Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes." :) "An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed." "You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You fall off a cliff, I laugh even harder!" -Yeah, I love being shoved in a sack and tossed through a magic portal! -Jack Frost -And when I promise something, I never ever break that promise! -Rapunzel -You just gestured to all of me! -Hiccup -Pain is just a test of faith, whether it's physical or mental you have to stay strong and be faithful to God.- Adriana Frost -Rain will fall, but we will stand tall. -Kida Peters/kidapeters.003 -Some people are like slinkies, they're really good for nothing... but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs! - They say, "Guns don't kill people, people kill people.' Well, I think the gun helps, because if you just stood there and yelled, "BANG" I don't think you'd kill too many people. - Save the Earth. It's the only planet with chocolate. - You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me. - When Life gives you lemons, throw them back, and tell Life to make his own darn lemonade! - When Life gives you lemons, make grape juice, and let Life wonder how you did it. - When Life gives you lemons, squirt them in Life's eye, and see how much Life likes lemons then. - Life isn't passing me by; it's trying to run me over. - Life isn't measured by the number of breaths you take, it's the number of how many times your breath gets taken away. - I'm just like a crayon. I may not be your favorite color, but you'll need me in order to complete your picture. - The best thing about music is that when it hits you, it doesn't hurt. - She built up a world of magic because her real life was tragic. - When the world says 'Give up', hope whispers: 'Try it one more time'. - God gives his toughest battles to his bravest soldiers. - As we grow older, it becomes harder to believe. Its not that we don't want to, its just that so much has happened that we just cant. - Love is like violin. The music may stop now and then, but the strings remain forever. - Stars can't shine without darkness. - Life is like freshly fallen snow. Be careful where you walk, because every step will show. - I may not be perfect, but I'm always me. - Seeing isn't believing. - I'd take a bullet for you. Not in the head, like in the leg or something. - Worst. Idea. Ever. [pause] Let's do it. - People who investigate noises in horror movies deserve to die. - It's better to have loved and lost than to live with the physco for the rest of your life. - I've probably learned more from Google than I have from school. - I'm not crazy. My reality is just different then yours. - I'm not easily distr. . .OMG! SHINY! Female Come-Backs Man: Where have you been all my life? Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Man: Is this seat empty? Man: Your place or mine? Man: So, what do you do for a living? Man: Hey baby, what's your sign? Man: Your body is like a temple. Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Man: If I saw you naked, I'd die happy. Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together Man: Your eyes, they're amazing. GIRLS REPOST THIS AS "Female Come-Backs" (I thought this was hilarious!!) You know when you live in 2014 when... 1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave. 2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years. 3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don’t have a screen-name or Facebook. 4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV. 6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job. 7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling. 8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends. 9.) You were too busy nodding and smiling to notice number 5. 10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5. 11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly. Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did. :) girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle Girl: Slow down, I'm scared! Guy: No, this is fun. Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared. Guy: Then tell me you love me. Girl: I love you, now slow down! Guy: Now give me a big hug. She gives him a big hug Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me. In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she would live even if he died. Copy this onto your profile if you would do the same thing for someone you love.
My name is Sarah I am but three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see, I must be stupid, I must be bad, What else could have made My parents so mad? I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me. I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong Or else I'm locked up All the day long When I awake, I'm all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home. When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll get just One whipping tonight Don't make a sound! I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie's Bar. I hear him curse My name he calls I press myself Against the wall. I try and hide From his evil eyes I'm so afraid now I'm starting to cry. He finds me weeping He shouts ugly words, He says its my fault That he suffers at work. He slaps me and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And I run for the door. He's already locked it And I started to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall. I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken. "I'm sorry!", I scream But its now much too late His face has been twisted Into unimaginable hate. The hurt and the pain Again and again Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end! And he finally stops And heads for the door, While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor. My name is Sarah And I am but three, And tonight, my own daddy, Finally murdered me. This made me cry soooo bad!! :( If you hate child abuse and you want it to end, you better update this on your profile!! If you don't actually like people very much, copy and paste this into your profile. If you're not stupid enough to believe music causes suicide, copy and paste. ()() Copy and paste this bunny into your profile to help it achieve world domination. Come /l、 Yay for kitty! This is Kitty. Copy and paste Kitty into your profile to help her gain world domination If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into If you like animals, give one a home if you can. If you already have or can't but want If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile! D* Put this R* On your E* Page if you A* Prefer your M* Imagination S* Over reality Put the ones that apply to you in bold I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. Help defeat stereotypes by putting this in your profile... FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you. BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?" FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you. BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..." FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall. BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?" FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince. BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you. FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying. BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!" FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda. BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you. FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month. BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in. FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain. BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!" FRIENDS: Will help you move. BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies. FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!" FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS! FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up! FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue." FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story... FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME." FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell. FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies) BEST FRIENDS: Are for life. FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste! FRIENDS: Would read ignore this. BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit! 98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutley no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile. If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. Recent studies show that 92 percent of teenagers have moved onto rap. If you're part of the 8 percent that hasn't, put this in your profile. If you have embarrasing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile. Dear Bullies, You see that 15-year-old girl holding hands with her one-year-old son that you called a slut? She was raped at 13. You see that boy crying that you made fun of for being a cry-baby? His best friend committed suicide last night. You see that girl that you make fun of for having all those bruises? She is abused by her parents. You see that bald woman that you made fun of? She is dying of breast cancer. You see that old man that you called ugly? He got a serious injury to his face in the war. You see that man that you made fun of for having all those burns? He ran into a burning hospital to save his dead daughter. You see that girl that you called fat? She is starving herself. You see that boy you called stupid? He has Down Syndrome. Like this journal and re-post if you are against bullying. I bet that none of you will re-post this journal. But I did. Normal people: Don't believe in demons, there's no way they exist. Inuyasha Fans: Believe in them because they are in human form like Sesshomaru! Normal people: Don't believe in time travel. Inuyasha Fans: Shove those people down the Bone Eater's Well. Normal people: Throw away a rusty old sword. Inuyasha Fans: Keep it! It could be Tetsusaiga! (Then Inuyasha will come and get it.) Normal people: Wouldn't take the risk if it meant endangering themselves. Inuyasha Fans: Go for it! Inuyasha will protect us! (Or Sesshomaru if you're a friend of Rin.) Normal people: Don't care about the moon. Inuyasha Fans: Obsess over the moon. It's Inuyasha's time of the month (Well that sounded wrong XD ) Normal people: Think animal parts on humans are freaky. Inuyasha Fans: Love animalistic features! Ears for Inuyasha! Tails for Sesshomaru and Koga! Fangs for all and claws for all! And Fox feet for Shippo-chan! Normal people: Call Inuyasha a childish cartoon. Inuyasha Fans: Instantly duck and cover as the demons take revenge... then join in. Or Even better, become assassins for those who dare to call it a cartoon! Normal people: Don't realize what the drop in temperature means. Inuyasha Fans: Know that Kikyo is lurking about eating souls of innocent women. (Zombie woman! Run for your lives! AHHHH!) Normal people: Say that money is power. Inuyasha Fans: Wave the Sacred jewel around and wish for more than that. Normal people: Hit the person who just groped them and think they are sick. Inuyasha Fans: Know that it's only Miroku's incarnation or one of his lecherous descendants... (Then hit them anyway.) Normal people: Don't think a boomerang could be a weapon. Inuyasha Fans: Introduce the non-believers to Sango in a rage. Normal people: Think long haired boys are girly. Inuyasha Fans: Wouldn't ever cut a teenager boy's hair if he looked like one of the hotties! Normal people: Wouldn't know why the wind suddenly blew them over. Inuyasha Fans: Know it's Kagura having a b* fit when someone flirts with Sesshomaru. Normal people: Would suddenly find themselves knocked out when they flirted with Kagome. Inuyasha Fans: Would know better and would stay away from 'The hanyou's girl' on pain of death and a lot of Inuyasha beatings for being too close to his koishii. Normal people: Would see a spider and think nothing of it. Inuyasha Fans: Would be running as fast as they could, screaming, "NARAKU!!" or "DIE EVIL SPIDER, DIE!!" (Unless they were Naraku fans, of course.) Normal people: Wouldn't copy and paste this because they wouldn't know what the hell this was about because they are NORMAL!! Inuyasha Fans: Would instantly copy and paste this to show the world how proud they are to be Inuyasha fans and would recommend it to all their friends! We Love it! 95% of teens would be crying if Justin Bieber was on a 100 ft tall building about to jump. If you are some of the 5% who brought popcorn and friends, copy and paste this into your 95% of teens would cry if they saw Justin Bieber at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this if you are part of the 5 that would sit there with popcorn and a camera and yell "DO A FLIP". Justin Bieber falls off a building. 90% of the girls are crying. 9% are watching while eating popcorn. 1% are pushing Justin off the building. If you are part of that 9 or 1%, copy and paste this into your profile. for the last one, I'd be pushing him off, THEN eating popcorn When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind. When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply. When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around. When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all. When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying. When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever. When a girl wants to see you every day, she wants to be pampered. When a girl says "I love you." she means it. When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that. Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person. Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him. The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep. Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead, Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats. The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him. The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.". If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life. If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you. Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you. Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere. So get ready for the biggest shock of your life. If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity 50 Ways to get Kicked out of Wal-Mart 1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them and stranding them at strategic locations. 2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store. 3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten-minute intervals throughout the day. 4. Don't bother doing your own shopping. Simply find someone with a full trolley containing roughly the items you need, and when they are not looking take it and go pay for it at the checkout. (this is not stealing, they did not own the items yet, they were simply 'moving them around') 5. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the spray air fresheners. 6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift-wrap. 7. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters. 8. Re-dress the mannequins as you see fit, then arrange them into erotic poses. (be creative with the gift-wrap tubes used in point 6). 9. When there are people behind you, walk really slowly, especially in thin aisles. 10. Walk up to an employee and tell him in an official tone, "I think we've got a code 3 in housewares," and see what happens. 11. Turn all the radios to polka stations; then turn them off and turn the volume up to full blast. 12. Re-enact a fatal incident involving the automatic doors. 13. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi. I haven't seen you in so long." etc. See if they play along. Insist on calling them 'Bob', and if they protest, get angry about it (violent if necissary). 14. While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, "Who buys this crap anyway?!" 15. When you leave the store, try your car keys in the door of every car in the car park until you get to your own. Then drive off as if this is perfectly normal. (Note- if you don't actually own a car and walked to the store, attempt the above by substituting car keys with your house keys). 16. Ride a display bicycle through the store; claim you are taking it for a test drive. 17. Follow people through the aisles, staying about 5 feet behind them. Do this until they leave the store. 18. Ask if you can test some super-glue before buying it, then walk around the store gluing random items to other items/customers/staff. For added fun: See how many cashiers you can glue to each-other before any of them notice. 19. As the cashier runs your purchase over the scanner say "BEEP" in a loud voice. Repeat this for every item, and for other customers items. If the cashier protests, kill them. 20. Take off your shoes and tell them you want to return it and when they say you didn't buy it there say "The customer is always right darn it!!" Make a scene. 21. Move "Caution : Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas. 22. Set up a tent in the camping department; tell others you will only invite them in if they bring pillows from Bed and Bath. 23. Test the fishing rods and see what you can catch from other aisles. 24. Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon. 25. Drape a blanket around your shoulders and run around saying, "I'm Batman. Come Robin, to the Batcave." 26. Climb things. 27. Randomly throw things over into neighboring aisles. 28. Play with the calculators so that they all spell "hello" upside down. Once you have mastered this, progress to "boobs". 29. When someone asks you if you need help, begin to cry and say, "Why won't you people just leave me alone?" 30. When 2 or 3 people are walking ahead of you, run between them yelling "Red Rover." 31. Make up nonsense products and ask employees if there are any in stock. (i.e.: Shnerples). Do a vague hand-mime of what a 'Shnerple' looks like to assist them. 32. Take up an entire aisle in toys by setting up a full-scale battle with G.I. Joe vs. X-men. 33. Take bets on the battle from above. 34. Test the brushes and combs in Cosmetics on all the live animals in Pet-Care. 35. While handling guns in the hunting department, suddenly ask the clerk where the anti-depressants are. Act as spastic as possible. 36. Hold indoor shopping cart races. 37. Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme from Mission Impossible. 38. Attempt to fit into very large gym bags. 39. Attempt to fit others into very large gym bags against their will. 40. Say things like, "Would you be so kind as to direct me to your Twinkies." 41. Set up a "Valet Parking" sign in front of the store. 42. Two words: Marco Polo. 43. Leave Cheerios in lawn and garden, pillows in the pet section, etc. 44. "Re-alphabetize" the CD's using an alternative alphabet of your choosing. 45. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look with various funnels. 46. When someone steps away from his or her cart to look at something, quickly place random combinations of items in their cart, such as 'A Large Cucumber and a Tub of Vasceline'. 47. Relax in the patio furniture drinking beer until you get kicked out. 48. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, drop to your knees and scream, "No, no, its those voices again!" 49. Pay off layaways 50 cents at a time. 50. Drag a lounge chair over to the magazines and relax. Go to the food court, buy a drink, and say you don't get out much and ask them to put a little umbrella in it. If you have ever seen an animated movie so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile. If you firmly and truly believe that the world WILL NOT come to an end in 2012, Copy and paste. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile If you've ever busted a move/ burst into song, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile! If you wonder who started these thingamawhatevers, copy this into your profile If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile. If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. If you've ever really wanted to give a certain cartoon character a hug, copy and paste this on your profile If you come up with most of your fanfic ideas by laying in bed staring at the moon, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name; Medalis, Invisibool, krazykookiegirl, Gewlicious, RainingSunshineEverywhere, Qille,Wheeler1, spirit of aura If you read this, copy this into your profile. If you think that Writer's Block sucks, copy and paste this into your profile copy and paste this into your profile. If you have risked many things in life, copy and paste this on your profile. If you can't wait for the HTTYD and CWACOM sequels, then copy and paste this on your profile. If you think Susan from Monster vs Aliens looks like Sam Sparks from Cloudy with a chance of meatballs, copy and paste this on your profile. If you think that Toothless is the awesomest dragon character in HTTYD, copy paste this on your profile. If you think Hiccup is really cute, copy paste this on your profile; really, really, really, really, really, really cute!!! (: If you think Camicazi is a billion times better than Astrid, copy and paste this on your profile. If you're hopelessly addicted to chocolate, paste this into your profile. If you appreciate the beauty of movie soundtracks and own at least one, paste this into your profile. If you've met some really cool people online (possibly from other countries) as a result of your involvement on this site, paste this into your profile. If you realize that by joining this site, you are a part of something special, paste this into your profile. If you're a PJO ultimate fan or demigod, copy and paste this onto your profile. If your reading fanfics when your supposed to be studying for a major test the next day, and telling your parents your studying, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. When life gives you lemons, make apple jucie and let life wonder how the heck you did it! If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile. Chocolate chip cookies are the best!! If you agree, copy and paste this into your profile!! I'm bored...If you're bored then paste this in your profile and let the world know you have nothing to do... If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile. If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. If you think that girls are equals to boys, copy and paste this on your profile. If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this is your profile If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile. If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile. If you're easily confused or confuzzled add this to your profile. If you think that child abuse is wrong and should be stopped completely, copy and past this into your profile. Profile your into this past and copy ,retard a like beginning the from this read actually you if. Now Read It Backwards If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive seconds...copy/paste this into profile. If you have ever thought of something funny, started laughing, and fell & hit your head on something hard, and ended up laughing harder than you were before, copy and paste this into your profile. If someone has ever said something to you that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile. If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile If you have ever become so obsessed with something that it is NOT even funny anymore and people think you’re insane, copy this into your profile. If you can raed tihs, cpoy tihs itno yuor polrfie, and sea if ohtres can raed it. If you ever totally spaced out during some kind of sporting event and the other team scored a point because of it, copy this into your profile. If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile, and add your name to this list: danyan, Zutara Lover, Black'n'red'Butterfly, Enrica(real name)(i always change my penname)(tehehehe) I'veComeToTakeYourCheese, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly (about 24 hours now not counting the few hours of sleep), Alleyanna Cullen,hugz.4.all.the.emo.boyz, WritingRocks6 (hoo yeah), GlindaFied26, XxXpurplelilyxXx Bookluvrxoxo, Daydreamer897, The Friendly Chupacabra, Shorty and KG Inc.(:D), AVirgoGirl, xcheergrlx3, Mrs.DiAngelo,zeusgirl39, percabeth4evereverveverever, RainingSunshineEverywhere, Qille,Wheeler1, spirit of aura If you have ever laughed at something that you wouldn't normally laugh at because it was really late at night, copy this into your profile If you have ever gone to edit your profile, saw all your cut and paste things, and thought "DAMN! That is a lot of crap!" copy and paste this to your profile If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile. Some favorite quotes (copy and bold your favorites, or the ones that apply to you) "When can we live in a world where chickens can cross the road without being questioned about their motives?" "I'm the type of girl that can watch all the scary movies I want and not get scared, but I scream at the top of my lungs when the toast pops out of the toaster." "Please, they wouldn't come near me if they were on fire, and I had the only bucket of water in town." "Lettuce... Any questions?" "Gravity man. It's not just a good idea, it's the law!" "Blondes have more fun, but brunettes actually remember it the next day." "Silence is golden. Duct tape is silver." "A palm can say a lot, especially when it smacks you." "If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is NOT for you!" "Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it." "What I lack in talent I make up for with enthusiasm." "Having good friends is like wetting your pants. Others can see it, and you can feel it." "Warning: jumping into radioactive waste does not give you super powers!" "WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary, whose name and/or species you can't remember." "I trip UP the stairs." "Don't follow me. I run into walls." "I am the bomb technician. If you see me running, try to keep up." "I'm naturally blonde. So please speak slowly." "Girls can do anything boys can do, and we can do it in high heels." "Brilliant brunette with many blonde moments." "I am the type of girl who burst out laughing at something that happened yesterday." "It's a beautiful day! Now watch some idiot screw it up." "The darkest hour is always just before dawn breaks." "Consciousness: that annoying time between naps." "If a man speaks in the forest, and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?" "Pain is a good thing. It lets you know you're still alive." "If you want to figure out what's right for you, sometimes it's enough to figure out what's wrong." "I do whatever the voices in my head tell me to do!" "Forget yesterday. Live for today. Tomorrow will take care of itself." "Forget the risk. Take the fall. If it's meant to be, It's worth it all." "Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die tomorrow." "The people who are crazy enough to think they can change the world, are the ones who do." "Live for the nights you won't remember. With the friends you'll never forget." "You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me." "Life's journey is not to arrive at the grave safely in a well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, totally worn out, yelling 'Daaamn... What a ride!'" "Never take life too seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway." "I HATE IT WHEN THE LITTLE VOICES ARGUE WITH MY IMAGINARY FRIENDS!" "Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars." "Never tell anyone your problems. 20% don't care, and the other 80% are glad you have them." "If life was easy... where would all the adventure be?" "Every story has an end, but in life, every end is just a new beginning." "Who are you to judge me? I know I'm not perfect and I don't claim to be! But before you go pointing fingers, make sure your own hands are clean." "Be strong now. Because things will get better. It may be stormy now. But it can't rain forever..." "Don't tell me the sky is the limit when there are footprints on the moon!" "I'm the kind of person who spends hours trying to drown a fish." "To be old and wise, you first must be young and stupid." "LIFE IS LIKE A MOVIE: If you are sad: drama. If you are afraid: suspense. If you are angry: action. When you look at the mirror: horror. Now you are smiling: that's comedy!" "DO NOT INTERRUPT ME WHEN I AM TALKING TO MYSELF!" "Whoever said nothing was impossible never tried slamming a revolving door." "Break the rules. Stand apart. Ignore your head. Follow your heart." "I'm not random, you just can't think as fast as I- GUMMYBEARS!" "When nothing goes right... go left." "The more you learn, the more you know. The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know... So why learn?" "I'm not crazy. My reality is just... different than yours." "DRINK COFFEE! DO DUMB THINGS FASTER WITH MORE ENERGY!" "NEVER go to bed angry. Stay awake and plot your revenge." "I'm not deaf. I'm just ignoring you." "It takes skill to trip over a flat surface!" "People change. Things go wrong. But just remember: Life Goes On..." Guys, I'm f*ing sick of this. I'm almost 20 and haven't been able to score a better job than a f*ing cook at a local fast food joint. What makes it worse is that I live in a small town so business is pretty limited, and where I work is the only place that'll hire high school graduates. I'd get the hell out of this town if I could actually drive, but I've failed every damn test I've ever taken. I'm socially awkward, even my only other co-worker f*ing hates my guts. I have repressed lust for one of my best friends too; she's athletic, smart, and a gorgeous southern belle. I love her. You know what it's like; I've been friend zoned real hard. She's my only real friend, besides this one kid, who I'm pretty sure is only hanging around me because he is mentally challenged. I guess he's the only one that can tolerate me. And what makes this all f*ing worse is that I live in a pineapple under the sea. Haha, get it? If you got it, copy and paste this and add your name. Qille, Wheeler1, spirit of aura A Dad's Poem Her hair was up in a ponytail, and her favorite dress was tied with a bow. Today was Daddy's Day at school, and she couldn't wait to go. But her mommy tried to tell her, that she probably should stay home. Why the kids might not understand, if she went to school alone. But she was not afraid; she knew just what to say. What to tell her classmates of why he wasn't there today. But still her mother worried, for her to face this day alone. And that was why once again, she tried to keep her daughter home. But the little girl went to school eager to tell them all. About a dad she never sees a dad who never calls. There were daddies along the wall in back, for everyone to meet. Children squirming impatiently, anxious in their seats. One by one the teacher called a student from the class. To introduce their daddy, as seconds slowly passed. At last the teacher called her name, every child turned to stare. Each of them was searching, for a man who wasn't there. "Where's her daddy at?" she heard a boy call out. "She probably doesn't have one," another student dared to shout. And from somewhere near the back, she heard a daddy say, "Looks like another deadbeat dad, too busy to waste his day." The words did not offend her, she smiled up at her Mom, And looked back at her teacher, who told her to go on. And with hands behind her back, slowly she began to speak. And out from the mouth of a child, came words incredibly unique. "My Daddy couldn't be here, because he lives so far away. But I know he wishes he could be, since this is such a special day. And though you cannot meet him, I wanted you to know. All about my daddy, and how much he loves me so. "He loved to tell me stories, he taught me to ride my bike. He surprised me with pink roses, and taught me to fly a kite. We used to share fudge sundaes, and ice cream in a cone. And though you cannot see him; I'm not standing here alone. "'Cause my daddy's always with me, even though we are apart. I know because he told me, he'll forever be in my heart." With that, her little hand reached up, and lay across her chest. Feeling her own heartbeat, beneath her favorite dress. And from somewhere in the crowd of dads, her mother stood in tears. Proudly watching her daughter, who was wise beyond her years. For she stood up for the love of a man not in her life. Doing what was best for her, doing what was right. And when she dropped her hand back down, staring straight into the crowd. She finished with a voice so soft, but its message clear and loud. "I love my daddy very much, he's my shining star. And if he could, he'd be here, but heaven's just too far... "You see he was a fireman and died just this past year. When airplanes hit the towers and taught Americans to fear. But sometimes when I close my eyes, it's like he never went away." And then she closed her eyes, and saw him there that day. And to her mother’s amazement, she witnessed with surprise; A room full of daddies and children, all starting to close their eyes. Who knows what they saw before them, who knows what they felt inside. Perhaps for merely a second, they saw him at her side. "I know you're with me Daddy," to the silence she called out. And what happened next made believers, of those once filled with doubt. Not one in that room could explain it, for each of their eyes had been closed. But there on the desk beside her, was a fragrant long-stemmed pink rose. And a child was blessed, if only for a moment, by the love of her shining star. And given the gift of believing, that heaven is never too far. ‘They’ say it takes a minute to find a of special person, an hour to appreciate them, a day to love them, but then an entire life to forget them. 95%all teens would go into a panic if One Direction were on a 100 foot building about to jump. Copy and paste this if you are one of the 5% who brought popcorn and invited friends while yelling "JUMP IDIOTS, JUMP!!" (I'd also be taking photos for those unfourtunate enough to miss the whole thing...) 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If your part of the 7 percent that would ask the person "what was your first clue?" copy this onto your profile then add your name to the list:Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A, Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A.,Evil Genus of the C.O.C.A., Invador Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, BellaBookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, Spottedlilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.for.all.the.emo.boyz, I'll have some stupid Cliche, rainxface, maximumride24,FangsGirl24601, A Silenced Angel, UNDERLANDERfromtheOVERLAND. CrazyNerdyFangirl, ColorTheSky, GodsHelperServent, Qille, Wheeler1, spirit of aura I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talkingto a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. America is more than just an idiot, and he is more complex than the world gives him credit for. Do not stereotype us or hate us just because you don't like someone who's different than you. He's a superpower for a reason. (We made the Soviet Union back down in Cuba!) America is the melting pot of nations. (Who else can say that?) (New York City, Los Angeles, San Francisco...) We're still the only country to have put people on the Moon. (After 40 years!) (Fuck Russia's rover!) If America falls, everyone else does too. (Hello, we buy/sell 1/4 of the world's resources!) We invented Star Trek, which in turn led to the invention of a lot of the stuff we use today. We know more about World History than the world knows about US History. Why do more than a million people move to the US each year if we're such a terrible place? Alfred F. Jones is fucking awesome, period. Please post this in your profile if you agree, and add your name. Lapis Lazuli Ichigo, Ashynarr, 91RedRoses, Ember Hinote, Scootaboo11, wheeler1, spirit of aura If you have siblings that drive you crazy then copy this onto your profile. If you hate child abuse and want it to STOP, copy and past this on your profile. IF YOU HAVE BEEN ON YOUTUBE FOR MORE THAN 5 HOURS PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile. If you eat carbs and are proud, copy and paste this into your profile. If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you support the "Germany-Is-Holy Roman Empire-All-Grown-Up" theory, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, who calls you back when you hang up on him, who will lie under the stars and listen to your heartbeat... wait for the boy who kisses your forehead, who wants to show you off to the world when you are in sweats, who holds your hand in front of his friends, who thinks you' re just as pretty without makeup on. One who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares and how lucky he is to have YOU...If you want this kind of guy, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are an Axis Powers Hetalia fan, copy this onto your profile! If you think you can be pretty without being self-centered, copy and paste this into your profile If you think you should be able to watch what you want on TV without being called immature, copy and paste this in your profile I prefer solitude over company. Copy and paste this in your profile you have the same feeling. Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile. If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile. If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile. If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile. If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile. If you think Anime guys are sexier than real-life guys, copy/paste this onto your profile!! If you believe PREPS TRAVEL IN PACKS, copy this into your profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. if you think that pocky is made out of awesomeness, copy and paste this to your profile. If you've ever forgotten how old you are when someone asked you, copy and paste this onto your pro. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever choked on your own spit, copy and paste this onto your profile If you have ever fallen off a chair backwards, copy this into your profile. If you've ever forgotten what you were going to say copy this onto your profile PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE- if you have ever listened to music in another language, and sung along having no IDEA what they are SAYING and PROUD OF IT If you haven't died yet copy this onto your profile If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile. If you are against racism, COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE. The only race is humanity. If you have ever gotten hit in the face with a ball and then started to laugh your ass off, put this on your profile. If you get inspired to write at random moments through the day put this on your profile. 99.8 of anime fans are obsessing over Naruto. If you are the last few of the clan who can think up three better animes than this, paste this on your profile. Sorry Naruto fans. There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile. If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.(I also answer myself XD) If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile. If you are obsessed with something considered childish for someone your age, copy this into your profile. Anime, video games, cartoons, comics, you name it... If you have awesome friends who are scary when they're mad put this in your profile. If you've ever wanted to go into a book and slap/ scream at a character copy and paste this onto your profile. If you avoid teen fads and don't live your life according to others copy and paste this. If you believe that all life is equal, no matter what sort of creature it is, copy this into your profile. Weird & Crazy is good. Strange & Wacked is bad. Odd is what you call someone who you can't decide what to call them. Weird & Crazy is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which means weird & Crazy is good! If you are weird or Crazy and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! If you have inside jokes...with yourself...copy and paste this into your profile. If you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two reviews, paste this into your profile. 92 percent of the English teen pouplation would be dead if Abecrombia and Fitch told them it was uncool to breath.Copy and paste this in your profile if you are the 8 percent who would be laughing their asses off. If you took the time to read all of these (and you usually do), copy and paste this onto your profile If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy this into your profile. If you don't use Myspace and are proud enough to make it public, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever had a point in time where you disappeared from the fan fiction world completely for more than a week, put this in your profile. (more like 5 months lol) "I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone. A large percent of authors do not know the difference between 'your' and 'you're'. If you do know the difference, copy and paste this to your profile. If you have no problem with OCs and have no idea why other people don't like them, copy and paste this into your profile. If you can go on a sugar buzz without even eating sugar, again, join the club and copy and paste this to your profile. If you are crazy, odd,not-normal, a freak of nature, or anything else that applies, copy and paste this to your profile. If you have the most RANDOM dreams, copy this. If you have a lot of fanfic ideas in your head but are unable to bring yourself to write them, copy and paste this in your profile. If you think fanfic is awesome and IF you find to right stories, put your name on this list: Mr. Pichu, Clear Blue, Mitsuki Horenake .eliforp ruoy otni siht etsap dna ypoc ,sdrawkcab siht daer ot hguone trams era uoy fI If you have a scary crush on a book, anime, or game character. Copy and paste this into your profile. If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile. Nerds are cool. Nerds are smart. Nerds will one day rule the universe. If you're a nerd and proud of it, copy this into your profile. (or Geek) If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile. If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile. You know you live in 2000 when: 1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave. 2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years 3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they dont have a screenname or my space 4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV 6.) Your boss doesn;t even have the ability to do your job. 7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling. 8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends. 9.) and you were too busy to notice number 5. 10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5. 11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly. 12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did. LONG LIVE THE KING OF POP. If you're still feeling the after-effects of his death and will remember him forever, copy and paste this onto your profile. 95 of the kids out there are concerned with being popular or fitting in. If you are part of the 5 who aren't, copy this into your profile and add your name to the list:AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactively Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, WeaselChick, RitzCrackerKitty, WindOfDancingFlames, Jinzouningen Kitchi, animatedrose, KCSonic113, Mitsuki Horenake, Scootaboo11, spirit of aura If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with the current conversation, copy this into your profile. If you have ever crashed into a wall while on a sugar high, copy this into your profile. Too many people have smoked marijuana. If you haven't, copy this into your profile. Too many people are on crack. If you aren't, copy this into your profile. If you hate obnoxious ,snobby people PLEASE copy and paste this in your profile. Even when you can’t see him GOD is there! If you believe in GOD put this in your profile. If you've ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile. If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this to your profile. If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile. If you have been hit in the face by every ball known to man, copy this into your profile. If you realize that copying and pasting things in your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy this to your profile. If you've gotten so completly zoned out of a converstation that you don't even remember what you were talking about copy and paste this in your profile. If you have ever been so obsessed with a song you actually A) dream about it, B) sing it in school no matter who's listening or, C) know the lyrics by heart and sing it no matter how off key you are, copy and paste this into your profile. If you forgot your phone number when some one asks for it, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are bored copy and paste this in your profile. If you agree that 90 percent of politics are dumb, copy and paste this to your profile. If you are against any kind of abuse, copy and paste this to your profile. If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile. I hate pop-ups. If you hate all the ads popping up while you're trying to read some story, copy this into your profile. If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile If you have embarrassing memories that make you want to smack yourself/someone else, copy and paste this into your profile. If you wanna WHACK the Cartoon Network people for canceling Teen Titans, COPY AND PASTE THIS IN YOUR PROFILE!! If you have ever tripped down the stairs copy this into your profile. If you have ever tripped up the stairs copy this into your profile. If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile If you have ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile. If keyboards hate you, copy and paste this on your profile If you can't seem to stop listening to music, EVER, copy and paste this to your profile. If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer. If you have music in your soul, post this in your profile. If you don't do drugs and never will, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think cancer is awful, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over air, copy this onto your profile 30 percent of kids go to college. The other 70 either drop-out or don't have the proper skills to. If you are in the 30 percent that you know you're going to go to college, copy and paste this into your profile. If you love God with your whole heart and are 100 percent proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile. If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingys, then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says, ‘If you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven.’ If you don't know why people can't get it through their heads that members of the opposite sex can just be friends, copy and paste this into your profile If you are against fur coats or killing animals just to look good, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name: Snowfirexoxo, FlameRisingSucks101, Swanfeather, xRae_Starkhenx, Sasukez, momoxtoshiro, Princess Falling Star, Grace Raven, Mitsuki Horenake, Scootaboo11, wheeler1, spirit of aura If you think that those stupid kids should just give that God-forsaken Trix rabbit some Trix, copy this into your profile. If you think that Writer's Block blows (sucks), copy and paste this into your profile. If you are an anime/manga addict, copy and paste this in your profile. If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says if you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven. If you think Japan is cool copy this to your profile If you think Italy is adorable copy this onto your profile If you think Russia is creepy copy this onto your profile If you are a girl who for once, was never into Twilight, copy and paste this into your profile. If you speak a little Japanese copy and paste this to your profile If you wish Sakura would just lose an eye or something, copy and paste this into your profile Here are some copy-pastes: 92 percent of the teenage population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe anymore. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8 percent that would be laughing their butts off. Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it on your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactively Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin, The Komodo Dragon Phoenix, Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Novemberscorpion110388, WriterGirl3000, White Moonlight, Inuforlyf, Kimster44, wolfsaver-ladey, jasmine0317, CherriEclispe, Friendly Kitty, pokelover0ash, pokeluv101,daownlyone, TheShippingMaster, sallyj.5555, prontobadjuju, spirit of aura If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random, hyper or anything similar, copy this into your profile. If you are obsessed with fanfiction, copy this into your profile If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile. If you think that Toothless is the awesomest dragon character in HTTYD, copy paste this on your profile. If you're hopelessly addicted to chocolate, paste this into your profile. If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile. Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people who answer "Where to begin?" 5 things I hate about the world... People who are willing to get up and look for the remote all over the damn house when they could get up and change the channel. People who write stupid-humour with OOC for their boredom-killing fics. Don't mind seeing it on TV, but give it in a fic and you'd better learn to sleep with your eyes open. People who say that it's always in the last place you look, as in it's always hard to find it. WTF?? Of course you'd find it in the last place you look? Which idiot keeps looking after they find it?! If something is new and improved. If it's new, then you wouldn't have a chance to improve it, cause it just came out. If it's improved, then it has already been created in one form, so it can't be new. When people stand by the bus stop and ask you , "Has the bus come yet?" No. The bus came. I was standing here for three hours waiting for the bus, and it came. If it came, would I still be standing here? If you hate any of these 5 things, copy it and paste it into your profile. 35 Things To Do In Camelot... (which I copied from Sophia Griffin and Hunter of Shadows) 1. When Merlin's eyes flash gold, scream, "NO!!! IT'S EDWARD CULLEN! 2. Ask Uther for the "magic" word when he orders you to do something. 3. When Morgana smirks, run up to her and ask, "Does that smirk begin to hurt after a while?" 4. Bow to Gwen every time you see her in the hall saying, "My Queen!" when people are around. (before S4 finale, anyway) 5. Tell Gwaine that the tavern has run out of ale when he is in dire need of a drink. 6. Ask Uther if his crown is on too tight. 7. Order Merlin to turn Arthur into a frog and make him turn back into a handsome prince when you kiss him! 8. Do the previous in front of Gwen. 9. When you laugh in front of Arthur, brey like a donkey, and shout, "OH NO, THE GOBLIN IS BACK!" 10. Glare at Lancelot, and when he asks you why you hate him so much, answer with a simple, "Wouldn't you like to know!" 11. Start singing Magic by B.o.B. when there is a tence and awkward silence between Merlin and Gaius. 12. Make Merlin sing with you. 13. Report to Arthur's chambers at breakfast and say you have to take some of his food so he doesn't get fat. 14. When you meet Gili, gape at him and say, "DUDLEY DURSLEY! What will you're parents say about your magic?!" 15. Make Kilgharrah give you dragon rides. 16. Ask Merlin why he isn't at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. 17. When he asks about Hogwarts, say, "What are you talking about? There is so such thing as magic!" 18. Tell Gaius that cuts aren't the flu, and pat him on the shoulder. "It's okay, your medical knowledge is limited, I know." 19. The first time you meet Arthur, be dressed like a gypsy and say, "I predict that you will... BECOME KING!" 20. Ask Leon why he never dies. 21. Ask Arthur why he and his knights why they wear red in the forest when they're trying to be discreet. 22. When Arthur wins a sword fight, lean up against a tree and say, "I've seen Indiana Jones do better." 23. Ask Arthur if he ever stops to think why branches randomly fall on the bandits and spears kill his enemies at JUST the right time, and when Merlin is 'hiding'. 24. When Merlin introduces himself to you, look him over. "Well, I was expecting a more Dumbledore look..." 25. While everyone shouts "For the Love of Camelot!" shout, "For Aslan!" 26. Blabber on and on about a magical sword hidden in the forest in front of Arthur and Uther. 27. Act like there is an emergency and drag Gwaine into a room. Shut the door and demand he take off his shirt! 28. As Gwen walks away, sigh dreamily and say, "Gwen and Lance are so cute together!" to Arthur and walk away innocently. 29. In the middle of the Great Hall full of the Knights of the Round Table and Merlin, suddenly fall to your knees insisting that you can't breathe and need mouth-to-mouth or you WILL DIE! 30. When a deadly knight challenges the knights, say, "Leon accepts the challenge!" and when Leon asks why ON EARTH you did that, because you're sending him to his death, just say, "Don't worry," pat on the back, "you never die! The sword will run through you and... POOF! SIR UNDIEABLE LEON lives!" 31. Tell Merlin to put on Gaius' glasses, then put him in black robes and draw a scar on his forehead. "It's Harry Potter!" 32. When getting on a horse, ask what's the horse-power and the miles per hour. 33. Out hunting with Arthur, Merlin, and the knights, and Arthur kills an animal, shout, "THAT IS AN INDANGERED SPECIES IN 2011!" 34. Go up to Merlin and Arthur and say, "Wow! You look EXACTLY like Colin and Bradley!" 35. When they don't respond to the previous, start singing "You're the Voice" and ask Merlin who sang that song. (READ THIS!) Teacher: Can you see God ? Class: No. Teacher: Can you touch God ? Class: No. Teacher: Then, there isn't a God. *A student raises his hand and says* Student: Sir, can you see your brain ? Teacher: No. Student: Can you touch your brain ? Teacher: No. Student: Oh okay, so you don't have a brain ? Post this on your profile if you love and believe in God. Your boy side: You love hoodies You love jeans Dogs are better than cats It's hilarious when people get hurt. (Sometimes) You've played with/against boys on a team. (My school has white/blue teams... I'm not sure if it counts...) Shopping is torture. Sad movies suck. You own/ed an XBox Played with hotwheel cars as a kid. At some point in your time you wanted to be a fire fighter. You own/ed a DS, PS2, or Sega. You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers X You watch sports on TV. Gory movies are cool. (Some of them) You go to your Dad for advice. You own like a trillion baseball caps. You like going to high school football games. You used to/do collect baseball/football cards. Baggy pants are cool to wear. It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people. Green, black, blue, red, or silver are one of your favorite colors. You love to go crazy and not care what people think Sports are fun. Talk with food in your mouth Sleep with your socks on at night. My total:24/26 Your Girl Side: You wear lip gloss/stick. You love to shop. You wear eyeliner. You wear pink. You go to your Mom for advice. You consider cheerleading a sport. You hate wearing the color black. You like hanging out at the mall. You like getting mani/pedicures. You like wearing jewelry. (What can I say? It's fun, as long as it's not excessive.) Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe. Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies. You don't like the movie Star Wars. You were in gymnastics/dance It takes you around/more than one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up. You smile a lot more than you should. (What can I say, I'm insane) You have more than 10 pairs of shoes. (About 25) You care about what you look like. You like wearing dresses when you can. You like wearing body spray/perfume/ cologne. You love the movies. (Who doesn't?) Used to play with dolls as a little kid. Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it. Like being the star of everything. My total: 1/26 16 ways to maintain a Healthy level of insanity. 1. At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hairdryer at passing cars, see if they slow down. NORMAL PEOPLE/HTTYD FANS: NORMAL PEOPLE: rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast HTTYD FANS: will tell Thor to make a storm NORMAL PEOPLE: say OMG! HTTYD FANS: say OH MY GODS! NORMAL PEOPLE: go to a psychiatrist to tell their feelings HTTYD FANS: won't go to one because they will take away your awesomeness of being yourself! NORMAL PEOPLE: say shut up or I'll tell on you! HTTYD FANS: say shut up or my dragon will burn you! NORMAL PEOPLE: think that HTTYD fans are crazy HTTYD FANS: know that normal people aren't themselves NORMAL PEOPLE: when being chased yell HELP ME SOMEBODY! HTTYD FANS: when being chased call their dragon for help NORMAL PEOPLE: get nervous/scared during thunderstorms HTTYD FANS: yell NIGHT FURY, GET DOWN! NORMAL PEOPLE: would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation HTTYD FANS: would try and find Berk NORMAL PEOPLE:don't have this on their profile HTTYD FANS: MUST have this on their profile! NORMAL PEOPLE: On a bad day will say "Today is just not my day." HTTYD FANS: will say "The Gods Hate Me! 20 fun things to do @ WalMart: 1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the restrooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "'Code 3' in Housewares"... and see what happens. 5. Go up to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&Ms on layaway. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping dept. and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding dept. 8. When a desk clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?" 9. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror. And pick your nose. 10. While handling guns in the hunting dept., ask the clerk if he knows where anti-depressants are. 11. Dart around the store suspiciously, loudly humming the 'Mission Impossible' theme. 12. In the auto dept., practice your 'Madonna Look' using different funnels. 13. Hide in a clothing rack, and when people browse through it, say, "PICK ME! PICK ME!". 14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream... "NO! NO! It's those voices again!" 15. Go into a fitting room and wait a while, and then yell, very loudly, "There's no toilet paper in here!". 16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle, shouting, "Go, Pikachu, GO!" 17. If you can, write 'I see dead people...' on all the typewriters. 18. Unwrap all the chocolate bars, saying, "I've got to find that golden ticket.". 19. Put a Dora the Explorer doll in the middle of the store, and if someone tries to pick it up, jump out and say, "SWIPER NO SWIPING!". But remember, you have to do it 3 times. 20. Throw Skittles at people and shout, "Taste the Rainbow!". isn't Walmart just so interesting; Copy and paste to your profile if you have or plan to do these things in Wal-Mart A MESSAGE TO JACK FROST: Pfft. "No one believes in me" MY BUTT. JACK, DO YOU EVEN KNOW THE CRAZY THINGS KIDS DO THESE DAYS FOR A SNOW DAY? Flush 3 ice cubes down the toilet, sleep with your PJs inside-out, wooden spoon under pillow/by window. Crazy kids these days... If you believe in Jesus Christ put this on your profile. Did you know that 96% of people even if they say they are Christians will not stand up for him. So if your one of the people that is in the 4% group put this on your profile. If you deny it you are denying Jesus Christ yourself. In the bible it says that if you deny him he will deny you right in front off his father. So put this on your file if you ever want to walk through the gates to heaven. Please do this. This is a story about God. Read if you believe in him, and read even if you don't. A teenage girl about 17 named Diane had gone to visit some friends one evening and time passed quickly as each shared their various experiences of the past year. She ended up staying longer than planned, and had to walk home alone. She wasn't afraid because it was a small town and she lived only a few blocks away. As she walked along under the tall elm trees, Diane asked God to keep her safe from harm and danger. When she reached the alley, which was a short cut to her house, she decided to take it. However, halfway down the alley she noticed a man standing at the end as though he were waiting for her. She became uneasy and began to pray, asking for God's protection. Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness and security wrapped round her, she felt as though someone was walking with her. When she reached the end of the alley, she walked right past the man and arrived home safely. The following day, she read in the newspaper that a young girl had been raped in the same alley just twenty minutes after she had been there. Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and the fact that it could have been her, she began to weep. Thanking the Lord for her safety and to help this young woman, she decided to go to the police station. She felt she could recognize the man, so she told them her story. The police asked her if she would be willing to look at a lineup to see if she could identify him. She agreed and immediately pointed out the man she had seen in the alley the night before. When the man was told he had been identified, he immediately broke down and confessed. The officer thanked Diane for her bravery and asked if there was anything they could do for her. She asked if they would ask the man one question. Diane was curious as to why he had not attacked her. When the policeman asked him, he answered, "Because she wasn't alone. She had two tall men walking on either side of her." Amazingly, whether you believe or not, you're never alone. Did you know that 98 of teenagers will not stand up for God, and 93 of the people that read this won’t repost it? Repost this if you truly believe in God. I can tell when someone is lying. I don't care what people say about me. I am a strong girl. I wasn't born to blend in. I was born to stand out. I sing as if no one was listening. I dance as if no one was watching. I love as though I have never loved before. (not really, I have loved people. For instance: YOUR FAMILY) I will always stay strong no matter what goes for me. I am perfect just the way I am. God never makes a mistake creating us. Bullying is always wrong. Bullying means making fun of their imperfections, threatening them like they were never supposed to exist. Bullies follow the devil. I am a leader, and I will always be one. No matter how many insults, I stand strong. Copy and Paste if you are this person. TRY NOT TO CRY: I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back. The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old. The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.' Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?'' The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.'' Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to. 'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas. She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.' I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry. But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.' His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.'' My heart nearly stopped. The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.' Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.' 'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.' Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly. I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?'' 'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money. The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!' Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!'' 'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.'' 'My mommy loves white roses.' A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket. I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started. I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind. Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl. The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma. Was this the family of the little boy? Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away. I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial. She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest. I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine. And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him. Now you have 2 choices: 1) Repost this message, or 2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart Jesus had no servants, yet they called him Master. . . He had no degree, yet they called him Teacher. . . He had no medicine, yet they called him Healer. . . He had no army, yet kings feared him. . . He won no military battles, yet he conquered the Word. . . He committed no crime, yet they crucified Him. . . He was buried in a tomb, yet He lives today Feel honoured to serve such a leader who loves us. . . If you believe in God and Jesus Christ his Son then copy and paste this in your profile If you ignore him, in the Holy Bible, Jesus says. . . " If you deny me before man, I will deny you before my Father in Heaven. . . " LAYER ONE: ON THE OUTSIDE Name: Aura Birth date: April 24th Current Location: Berk Eye Color: Brown, almost Black Hair Color: Auburn Righty or Lefty: lefty Zodiac Sign: Taurus LAYER TWO: ON THE INSIDE Your heritage: Irish, Slovak Your weakness: HICCUP Your fears: Loosing my friends, loosing the person I love/care about, loosing myself Your perfect pizza: bacon... yummy... Goal you'd like to achieve: equine trainer =.= LAYER THREE: YESTERDAY, TODAY, TOMORROW Your thoughts first waking up: Sleepy...Sleepy...What I was dreaming about...Fanfiction...I'm hungry... I wonder what Hiccups is doing today... Stop being creepy! Your best physical feature: me Your bedtime: infinite Your most missed memory: My dreams that never come back LAYER FOUR: YOUR PICK: Pepsi or Coke: Pepsi McDonald's or Burger King: neither Adidas or Nike: Don't care, never get new shoes anyway Lipton Tea or Nestea: Tea Chocolate or vanilla ice cream: vanilla Cappuccino or coffee: My coffee is this site, or mnt. dew LAYER FIVE: DO YOU? Cuss: No, at least that's what I'm putting Take a shower: Yes night Have a crush: *blush* Think you've been in love: *nodnod* Want to get married: Of course Believe in yourself: Every second of life Think you're a health freak: sometimes LAYER SIX: IN THE PAST MONTH Gone to the mall: Yes Been on stage: Iie... (No) Been dumped: I don't have a boyfriend nor have had one recently Gone skateboarding: Sadly, I don't know how to do it... Dyed your hair: NO LAYER SEVEN: HAVE YOU EVER PLAYED a stripping game: No. I NEVER will. Got beaten up: No. I will beat you up. Changed who you were to fit in: No. Everyone knows who I am and I won't change myself for anyone. LAYER EIGHT: GETTING OLD Age your hoping to be married: Before I turn 40 at least. Age your hoping to have kids: Depends LAYER NINE: IN A BOY/GIRL Best eye color: Green/Blue Best hair color: Brown, with light highlights or lowlights Long or Short? Depends on if its a girl or boy LAYER TEN: WHAT WERE YOU DOING? 1 MINUTE AGO: Doing this survey 1 HOUR AGO: Writing another chapter 1 YEAR AGO: Living, breathing, qwaking at my crush LAYER ELEVEN: FINISH THE SENTENCE I LOVE: Hiccup/Jack Frost/Guy/Being myself/ Atem I FEEL: Happy I HATE: Jerks, people who make fun of other people, and people who just don't know when to stop and shut up I HIDE: when I feel sad and depressed or when I'm playing hide and seek I MISS: My friends from school Gσt A Prσblεm?...Sσlνε It! Lσst?...Gεt Fσund! Think I'm Trippin?...Tiε Mч Shσε! Cαn't Stαnd Mε?...Sit Dσωn! Cαn't Fαce Mε?...Wεll Turn Arσund! Lσvε Mε?...Grεαt! Hαtε Mε?...Eνεn Bεttεr! Think Im Uglч?...Dσn't Lσσк At Mε! Dσn't Likε Mч Stчlε?...Gσ Lιкє Yσurѕ! Dσn't Knσw Mε?... Dσn't Judge Mε! Think Yσu Knσw Mε?...Yσu Hαvε Nσ Idεα! Think I'm Not Cool?... Go Get A Fan! Think I'm A Loser?...Find A Trophy! Think I Have No Life?...Go Find One! cαℓℓιηg мє FAKE ωση'т мαкє уσυ REAL, cαℓℓιηg мє DUMB ωση'т мαкє уσυ SMART, cαℓℓιηg мє WEAK ωση'т мαкє уσυ STRONG, cαℓℓιηg мє UGLY ωση'т мαкє уσυ PRETTY, cαℓℓιηg мє MEAN ωση'т мαкє уσυ NICE, cαℓℓιηg мє NERDY ωση'т мαкє уσυ POPULAR, cαℓℓιηg мє POOR ωση'т мαкє уσυ WEALTHY, уσυ cαℓℓ мє αℓℓ тнєѕє тнιηgs, вυт I don't. so ωну вσтнєя? Copy & Paste if you believe any of these things! 42 Things to do in an Elevator 1. CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?" 2. STAND silent and motionless in the corner facing the wall without getting off. 3. WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves. 4. GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral. 5. MEOW occasionally. 6. STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly 7. SAY -DING at each floor. 8. SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons. 9.MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button. 10. STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new socks on." 11. WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?" 12. TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone. 13. DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space." 14. WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you. 15. PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more. 16. ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones. 17. HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?" 18. DROP a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!" 19. BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift. 20. PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers. 21. SWAT at flies that don't exist. 22. CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it. 23. MAKE car race noises when someone gets on or off. 24. CONGRATULATE all for being in the same lift with you. 25. GRIMACE painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!" 26. WALK on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side. 27. WHILE the doors are opening, hurriedly whisper, "Hide it...quick!" then whistle innocently. 28. LET your cell phone ring - don't answer it. 29. WALK into the lift and say "This reminds me of being buried alive. Ah, those were the days..." 30. TAKE shoes off before entering. Then look shocked and disgusted when the others don't. 31. ASK people which floor they want, say in 'Who want to be a millionaire' style is that your final answer. 32. ALSO in your bellboy act, ask what floor they want. Whatever they say, give them a glare and say "you should be ashamed of yourself!", and leave the lift tutting. 33. ASK, "Did you feel that?" 34. TELL people that you can see their aura. 35. WHEN the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up again." 36. ANNOUNCE in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body." 37. DRESS up in a long, black cloak with a hood, stare and in a deep voice announce "It is time... 38. START breathing heavily and grab your chest when someone walks in. Then stumble out gasping for air 39. WHEN someone comes in ask them to press 5 or 6 different floors. 40. GET in and don't press any buttons. Wait for the elevator to be called somewhere and repeat 39. 41. IF you are the only one in the elevator, press all of the buttons and stand, staring at the door, waiting for someone to come. 42. LAUGH maniacally whenever anyone looks at you and say you're here for the mental health convention. I, as both a reader and a writer find it increasingly infuriating that stories get thousands of hits yet only a few reviews. What could take you five or ten minutes to read could have taken someone several hours to write and a lot of planning. Reviews encourage people and make them feel good about the writing. I, Spirit of Aura, do solemnly swear to review all the fanfictions I read, regardless of the number of reviews, its age, or anything else. Copy and Paste this into your profile to join the Revolution. XxXxXxXc If Fanfiction is to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile. XxXxXxX If you watched RotG and now instead of saying Omg, are saying Oh my Moon, copy this into your profile You say BABY PINK FOR ALL ANIME FANS PLEASE READ EVERYTHING ON THIS!!!!!!!!!!! You say English, we say Japanese You say cars, we say Nyan Cat You say Justin Bieber, we say Vocaloid You say swords, we say Bleach You say reality, we say anime You say comics, we say manga You say countries, we say Hetalia You say hello, we say konichiwa You learn Japanese from classes, we learn from shows You cry if a character dies, we have a rainbow of emotions You only feel what your favorite person feels, we feel what everyone else is feeling You crush on pop stars, we crush on anime characters You think we're crazy, but we think you're just normal You say souls, we say Soul Eater You Say Ocean, We Say ONE PIECE You Say Guild, We say FAIRY TAIL You Say Ninja,We Say Naruto You say Family, We say Vongola You say notebook,We say DeathNote You say butlers,We say Hayate or Sebastian You say Grim Reaper,We say Soul Reaper You say Gay, We say Yaoi You say rabbits, we say Flying Mint Bunny You think we're fangirls/fanboys, but we're all Otakus. Re-post if you're a Otaku and proud NORMAL PEOPLE vs. YU-GI-OH FANS normal people: Rely on their local weatherman for the weather forecast. Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Would rather rely on Ishizu for future predictions. normal people: Say "OMG!" Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Say "Oh my RA! (OMR!)" normal people: Say "Shut up or I'll tell on you!" Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Say "Shut up or I'll steal Seto's check book and blame it on you!" normal people: Think bad guys are very ugly. Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Know a lot better and absolutely love Bakura and Marik. normal people: When being chased yell "HELP ME SOMEBODY!" Yu-Gi-Oh fans: When being chased yell "HELP ME ATEM!" normal people: Get nervous or scared during thunderstorms. Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Know that there might be a duel between Yami Yugi and Yami Bakura, and that one of them might be shirtless. normal people: Would choose somewhere sunny to go for vacation. Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Would go directly to Domino City or find a way to Ancient Egypt. normal people: Would be scared when they see people in purple cloaks chasing them. Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Just know that Marik sends his rare hunters to be sure that you are fine. normal people: Get freaked out when they see scary people on motorcycles. Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Know a lot better and know that it is possibly Marik. normal people: Think Yu-Gi-Oh is just a stupid children’s card game Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Know that Duel Monsters is the source of all happiness. normal people: Solve their problems by suing each other. Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Solve their problems by playing a children's card game. normal people: Think little people are stupid. Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Think that Mokuba and Yugi are way too cute to be stupid. normal people: Would never go to an orphanage. Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Know better and go to orphanages often to check out if there is someone like Seto. normal people: Think Egypt is stupid. Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Would go immediately to Egypt, because maybe Marik or Atem is there! normal people: Would never buy to expensive thing because they might run out of money. Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Would just kidnap Mokuba and force Seto to shop with them. normal people: Don't believe in real magic. Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Are always watchful for chances to be sent to the Shadow Realm. normal people: Don't believe in the apocolypse. Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Laugh and show them Zorc and/or Season 0 Mokuba. normal people: Sing Lady Gaga Yu-Gi-Oh fans: Sing Leather Pants and Brooklyn Rage 111111111111111YGOYGOYGO1111111111111111 PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE IF YOU'RE A YU-GI-OH FAN "I believe that everyone has an 'other self' inside them. It may be your ideal self, someone who it's your goal to become. But when you're pressured to be a certain way by the expectations of your parents or the world, the burden may be too much to bear and you may lose sight of yourself. In other words, your 'other self' is something you have to create, not that people can force upon you. I think it's best to take it easy and keep an eye on your 'other self,' and aim for that goal. But don't stress out about reaching it right away." Kazuki Takahashi (Creator of YuGiOh) You see a kid abusing a puppy with a baseball bat. 97% of people would yell "STOP!" 2% of them would cheer, 1% of them would take the baseball bat and hit the kid then take the puppy to the Vet. Post this on you profile if you are that 1%.. (I'd probably yell stop then take the baseball bat from him throw it into a river then take the puppy to the vet that or I'd tackle the guy...) You say Twilight, I say Pokemon. You say Vampires, I say Pokemorphs. You say Team Edward or Team Jacob, I say Team N or Team Cheren. You say Bella, I say White. You say Riley is hot I say N is hotter. You say fangs, I say thunderbolt. You say Twilight, I say pokemon, NOW SHUT UP! You've probably seen something like this before but I altered it for all pokemon fans. So if your a girl (or guy) that loves pokemon more than Twilight copy and paste this into your profile. ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .sSS... ... ..sS... ... ... ... ... ... ... . If you're a girl and you've ever Professor : You are a Christian, aren’t you, son ? Student : Yes, sir. Professor: So, you believe in GOD ? Student : Absolutely, sir. Professor : Is GOD good ? Student : Sure. Professor: Is GOD all powerful ? Student : Yes. Professor: My brother died of cancer even though he prayed to GOD to heal him. Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But GOD didn’t. How is this GOD good then? Hmm? (Student was silent.) Professor: You can’t answer, can you ? Let’s start again, young fella. Is GOD good? Student : Yes. Professor: Is satan good ? Student : No. Professor: Where does satan come from ? Student : From … GOD … Professor: That’s right. Tell me son, is there evil in this world? Student : Yes. Professor: Evil is everywhere, isn’t it ? And GOD did make everything. Correct? Student : Yes. Professor: So who created evil ? (Student did not answer.) Professor: Is there sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things exist in the world, don’t they? Student : Yes, sir. Professor: So, who created them ? (Student had no answer.) Professor: Science says you have 5 Senses you use to identify and observe the world around you. Tell me, son, have you ever seen GOD? Student : No, sir. Professor: Tell us if you have ever heard your GOD? Student : No , sir. Professor: Have you ever felt your GOD, tasted your GOD, smelt your GOD? Have you ever had any sensory perception of GOD for that matter? Student : No, sir. I’m afraid I haven’t. Professor: Yet you still believe in Him? Student : Yes. Professor : According to Empirical, Testable, Demonstrable Protocol, Science says your GOD doesn’t exist. What do you say to that, son? Student : Nothing. I only have my faith. Professor: Yes, faith. And that is the problem Science has. Student : Professor, is there such a thing as heat? Professor: Yes. Student : And is there such a thing as cold? Professor: Yes. Student : No, sir. There isn’t. (The lecture theater became very quiet with this turn of events.) Student : Sir, you can have lots of heat, even more heat, superheat, mega heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat. But we don’t have anything called cold. We can hit 458 degrees below zero which is no heat, but we can’t go any further after that. There is no such thing as cold. Cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it. (There was pin-drop silence in the lecture theater.) Student : What about darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as darkness? Professor: Yes. What is night if there isn’t darkness? Student : You’re wrong again, sir. Darkness is the absence of something. You can have low light, normal light, bright light, flashing light. But if you have no light constantly, you have nothing and its called darkness, isn’t it? In reality, darkness isn’t. If it is, well you would be able to make darkness darker, wouldn’t you? Professor: So what is the point you are making, young man ? Student : Sir, my point is your philosophical premise is flawed. Professor: Flawed ? Can you explain how? Student : Sir, you are working on the premise of duality. You argue there is life and then there is death, a good GOD and a bad GOD. You are viewing the concept of GOD as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, Science can’t even explain a thought. It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one. To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing. Death is not the opposite of life: just the absence of it. Now tell me, Professor, do you teach your students that they evolved from a monkey? Professor: If you are referring to the natural evolutionary process, yes, of course, I do. Student : Have you ever observed evolution with your own eyes, sir? (The Professor shook his head with a smile, beginning to realize where the argument was going.) Student : Since no one has ever observed the process of evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavor. Are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you not a scientist but a preacher? (The class was in uproar.) Student : Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the Professor’s brain? (The class broke out into laughter. ) Student : Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor’s brain, felt it, touched or smelt it? No one appears to have done so. So, according to the established Rules of Empirical, Stable, Demonstrable Protocol, Science says that you have no brain, sir. With all due respect, sir, how do we then trust your lectures, sir? (The room was silent. The Professor stared at the student, his face unfathomable.) Professor: I guess you’ll have to take them on faith, son. Student : That is it sir … Exactly ! The link between man & GOD is FAITH. That is all that keeps things alive and moving. I've been looking for this everywhere and I finally found it though by accident and I'm pretty sure some famous guy Albert Einstein was that very student Things I Am Not Allowed To Do At Hogwarts 1) The Giant Squid is not an appropriate date to the Yule Ball 2) I am not allowed to sing, "We're Off to See the Wizard" while skipping off to the Headmaster's office 3) I am not allowed to take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter 4) I am not allowed to ask Dumbledore to show you the pointy hat trick 5) I am not allowed to give Remus Lupin a flea collar 6) I am not allowed to bring a Magic 8 Ball to Divination 7) I am not allowed to say that Seamus Finnigan is "after my lucky charms" 8) Nor does he have a pot of gold under his bed. 9) I am not allowed to start a betting pool on this years Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher. It's taste-less, tacky, and not a good money-making strategy. 10) I am not allowed to joke about Remus' "time of the month" 11) I am not allowed to make light saber sounds with my wand 12) I am not allowed to give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals 13) I am not to refer to the Accio charm as "The Force" 14) I am not allowed to claim that growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is "Extra Herbology Work" 15) I will not give you my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot 16) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, I'd assume that I am not allowed to use it 17) I will not lock the Slytherin's and Gryffindor's in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive 18) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Knights of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast 19) I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug A Slytherin Day" 20) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music while wandering the hallways 21) It is not necessary to yell, "BURN!" whenever Snape takes points away from Gryffindor 22) I will not say the phrase, "Get a Life" to Voldemort 23) First years are not to be fed to Fluffy 24) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling 25) I will stop referring to showering as "Giving Moaning-Myrtle an eye-full" 26) I will not make, "OMGWTF" a spell 27) It is not necessary to yell, "BAM" every time I Apparate 28) I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways 29) I will not poke Hufflepuff's with spoons, nor shall I insist that their color's indicate that they're "covered in bee's" 30) "I've heard every joke possible about Oliver Wood's name" is not a challenge 31) I will not go to class skyclad 32) I will not use Umbridge's quills to write, "Told you I was Hard Core" 33) If a class-mate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of that and draw a Dark Mark on their arm 34) House Elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers 35) I will not start every potion's class by asking Snape if the potion is acceptable as Body Lotion 36) I will not call the Weasly twins, "bookends" 37) I will not call the Patil twins, "bookends" 38) I will not call the Defence Against the Dark Arts teacher Kenny, even if he is wearing an orange anorak 39) There is no such thing as a were-thylacine 40) I will not give Luna Lovegood Coast-To-Coast AM transcripts 41) Tricking a school House Elf to strip of it's clothing does not make it mine. Yes, even when I yell out "PWND!" 42) I do not weigh the same as a Duck 43) I do not have a Dalek Patronous 44) I will not lick Trevor 45) Gryffindor Courage does not come in bottles labeled, "Firewhiskey" 46) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween 47) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself too seriously 48) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions 49) I am not the King of the Potato People and I do not have a flying carpet 50) "To conquer the Earth with an army of flying monkeys" is not a career choice 51) I will not tell the first years that Professor Snape is an evil incarnate. 52) I will not refer to Gryfindor's sword as 'The Master Sword' and will not use it to rein act scenes from The Legend of Zelda games 53) I will not use Dave Barry Slept Here as my History of Magic textbook 54) The sands in a Time Turner are not the remains of a time-traveling DeLorean 55) “Springtime for Voldemort” is not an appropriate suggestion for the class play. 56) I will not tell Ron & Hermione to “get a room” whenever they start arguing. 57) Skiving Snackboxes are not good presents for first years. 58) Asking “How do you keep a Gryffindor in suspense?” and walking away is only funny the first time. 59) I will not greet Professor McGonagall with “what’s new pussycat?” 60) There is not now, nor ever has been, a fifth house. I am not a member or founder of such. 61) Especially not one called Sparklypoo. 62) The muggle known as George W. Bush is not related to nor working for Voldemort in any way and I am to stop insinuating that he is. 63) I am not allowed to wear Death Eater robes to dinner and shout ”Long Live lord Voldemort” just because I think it’s funny. 64) I am not to proclaim myself the new Dark Lord. 65) I am not to draw a smiley face on my arm and call it the new Dark Mark. 66) I will not refer to Umbridge as Queen of the Toads. Even if she is. 67) I do not have a Pikachu Patronus, no matter how kick-ass that would be. Or a Piplup Patronus. Or any kind of Pokemon Patronus. (So claim the people who have not been electrocuted by my Patronus or had their bike destroyed) 68) Singing “If I were a rich man” around the Weasleys is not nice. (Neither is "If I Had a Million Dollars") 69) I am not allowed to ask Flitwick where Snow White is. 70) I must stop charming Professor Snape’s robes bright purple. (or any other bright color for that matter) 71) Dobby, even though he apparently went to grammar school with him, is not Yoda in disguise. 72)The “I hate Snape club” is not a valid after-school activity. (Only by order of Snape... and since when does anyone listen to him?) 73) Making Harry Potter action figures without his permission is wrong. So is making Malfoy pay double for them. (Triple is acceptable...) 74) When called upon in class I will not automatically answer with ‘42’. 75) I am not allowed to bother Snape, and Dumbledore does not routinely have ‘Naked Time.’ 76) I will not add ‘according to the prophecy’ at the end of sentences to try and up my Divination mark. 77) I will not sing ‘Defying Gravity’ during Quidditch practice. 78) I am not to imperius Harry, Ron, Hermione, Snape, Voldemort, and Dumbledore to re-enact Mysterious Ticking Noise 79) I am not allowed to say, "Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who's the fairest of them all" to the Mirror of Erised 80) Nor am I to trick a Slytherin into breaking it, then yell, "Seven years bad luck!" at them 81) I will not douse Harry Potter’s invisibility cloak with lemon juice to see if he will become visible while wearing it and standing by the fire in the common room. 82) Bringing fortune cookies to divination class does not count for extra credit. 83) I will not play the Imperial March theme for Professor Snape. (However, when Lucius Malfoy visits, I may play it.) 84) I will not ask Professor Snape if he is a 900-something year-old Time Lord. Or if he fancies Billie Piper. Tips on how to be a True Duelist 1. A true duelist always stay calm when the going gets tough. Panicking just makes you slip up and make mistakes. 2. Look closely and consider all your options. There may be a move you might have missed that can help you out! 3. Work with what you got. It's great to have a strategy but if it doesn't work you need to be able to work something else out. Be flexible! 4. Life Points aren't everything. It's ok to lose a few Life Points now and then. Just make sure you don't lose to many! 5. Always show your Monsters respect. Don't sacrifice them needlessly! For a good example for what disrespecting your cards leads you, see Episodes 60-62; Episode 158; and Episodes 174-176 of the original Yu-Gi-Oh! series. Trust me...it's not pretty at all! 6. Always have a back-up strategy. If one strategy doesn't work, have something else in store for your opponent. 7. Always play with honor. Cheaters never prosper! 8. Show respect to your opponent. When the duel is over, there is always the chance you can be friends. 9. Believe in yourself, trust your Deck, and the Heart of the Cards will guide you to victory. 10. Last but not least, always play your best, and most importantly... HAVE FUN! --The Unofficial Yugioh Fan Speech (This is based on the "I'm a Canadian rant" and this is written by DeathMist)-- Hey, AND I AM A YUGIOH FAN! --You Know You Are Way Too Into Yu-Gi-Oh When... (I copied and pasted this)-- You wear your watch on dominant hand so that your imaginary Duel Disk can go on your other one Instead of saying "OMG" you say "Oh My Ra!" You started liking motorcycles after you found out Marik had one... People saying Card Game makes you think of Duel Monsters You relate other large business to KaibaCorp You have added in KaibaCorp with your imagination when you watch the stock market reports When someone says Pegasus, you don't think of the winged horse, you think of the silver-haired Duel Monsters inventor You have considered dyeing a stand of your hair, yellow, white or red If you ever went to Egypt and found anything like the Millennium Items you would either buy it, stare at it for a good 2 hours, or run away screaming something about evil tomb robbers --Things I learned from Yu-Gi-Oh! Abridged (I copied and pasted this too)-- No one can beat Brooklyn Rage. Bakura and Pegasus can battle with ancient Egyptian lazer beams. Duke has a theme song. Pegasus loves the Spice Girls Grandpa Mutou is having an affair with Black Luster Soldier (Who, if anyone has noticed, Yami Yugi cosplays as in one of the episodes. That's...kind of creepy, isn't it? lol) XD Shadi is racist Friendship can do anything (it's even better then Chuck Norris...apparently) Mako is a Freaky Fish Guy Yugi is not a baby panda (which still shocks me) Malik is Kira. I mean Marik. Yami's power doesn't come from his leather pants but from his leather shoes. Tristan's voice gives him super strength. Ryo's not gay, he's British. Yami bakura's not British, he's gay. Zorc and Pals is an excellent show. Odion likes Gummi Bears. Kaiba can screw the rules because he has money, and green hair. Anubis is a fail villain. He has too many muscles. Mai's boobs are real...never mind. I don't believe that. Yami can kill milkshakes and send them to milkshake prison. Tristan's name is now Tristan "Timothy" Taylor. Slifer is an executive producer. Tea is a B*EEP. --Things I've learned from watching Yu-Gi-Oh! (I copied and pasted this yet again)-- Egypatin guys like taking off their shirts or just choose not to wear them period. British guys...don't take of their shirts, and probably for good reasons. (Which isnt always true) Hikari's are always super cute, some even to the point of being hot. Yami's are usaully the hot ones, with a couple exceptions. Motorcycles= best way to travel. Egyptians were bad at math. Example: they sacrificed 99 people, but only got 7 pieces of gold. Be careful who you make have a grudge against you; that grudge could last forever. A hurricane 300,000 miles in diameter heading for a heavily populate are nothing to get worried about. The military would prefer High School students to fight against crazed psychos and save the world instead of them. (From the manga) Firefighters in Japan can't save you from a burning building if there's a fire in the way. If a fat guy suddenly get's fatter and starts to float, hop on his back and take him out for a spin. (Wow that is bizarre XD) If you've figured out you can fly, don't tell your friends and just do it. It's fun to see their reactions. How to annoy your teacher: 1. Walk into the classroom like a super spy. (keep your back on the walls as you walk, point your finger up like a gun, look around with shifty eyes, hum the mission impossible theme, etc.) This is a true story. All schools have a class clown, someone that gets on everyone's nerves and that no one likes. There was one of these boys in this one school. Nobody liked him at all. He had no friends, the teachers hated him for his disruptiveness, and the students found him annoying beyond belief. He never seemed to care. One day, he had finally stepped on his teachers last nerve. What the teacher did was make everyone in the class stand up and tell the boy something they didn't like about him. As each of the thirty students stood up and said something about him they didn't like, he only sat and didn't seem to mind. All of the students did it. That day, when school was out, the boy went home, grabbed his dads gun, and shot himself in the head. If you think that the teacher was to blame, and that what she did was morally wrong and completely shameful, copy and paste this into your profile. Then, if you would have been the one to stand up and say "I'm not going to do this" then add your username to the list. Antire5, EmoWolves of Shadow, Killercat-nya, Juura99, Sabalunogaara4evr, InLoveWithNaruSasu, Kumori sensei, pattiXcrona, Aquailita, WorldsDreamerGirl14, LeafeonLover, spirit of aura The Laws of Anime Version 6.0 Originally compiled and edited by Darrin Bright and Ryan Shellito 1. Law of Metaphysical Irregularity 2. Law of Differentiated Gravitation 3. Law of Sonic Amplification, First Law of Anime Acoustics 4. Law of Constant Thrust, First Law of Anime Motion 5. Law of Mechanical Mobility, Second Law of Anime Motion 6. Law of Temporal Variability 7. First Law of Temporal Mortality 8. Second Law of Temporal Mortality 9. Law of Dramatic Emphasis 10, Law of Dramatic Multiplicity 11. Law of Inherent Combustability 12. Law of Phlogistatic Emission 13. Law of Energetic Emission 14. Law of Inverse Lethal Magnitude 15. Law of Inexhaustability 16. Law of Inverse Accuracy 17. Law of Transient Romantic Unreliability 18. Law of Hemoglobin Capacity 19. Law of Demonic Consistency 20. Law of Militaristic Unreliability 21. Law of Tactical Unreliability 22. Law of Inconsequential Undetectability 23. Law of Juvenile Intellectuality 24. Law of Americanthropomorphism 25. Law of Mandibular Proportionality 26. Law of Feline Mutation 27. Law of Conservation of Firepower 28. Law of Technological User-Benevolence 29. Law of Melee Luminescence 30. Law of Non-anthropomorphic Antagonism 31. Law of Follicular Chroma Variability 32. Law of Follicular Permanence 33. Law of Topological Aerodynamics, First Law of Anime Aero-Dynamics 34. Law of Probable Attire 35. Law of Musical Omnipotence 36. Law of Quitupular Aggultination 37. Law of Extradimensional Capacitance 38. Law of Hydrostatic Emission 39. Law of Inverse Attraction 40. Law of Nasal Sanguination 41. Law of Xylolaceration 42. Law of Juvenile Omnipotence 43. Law of Quadrotriscadecophobia 44. Law of Nominative Clamovocation 45. Law of Uninteruptable Metamorphosis 46. Law of Flimsy Incognition You know your an obsessed Yu-Gi-Oh fan when you - 1) Think all villains are hot (When it comes down to YGO? Hell yes.) 2) Don't mind going grey anyway 3) Talk to yourself out loud to pretend you're speaking to your Yami (*Snorts* Yeah, yeah, Yami. *Gets odd looks*) 4) Want a trench coat (Damn straight.) 5) Try hard to make your clothes defy gravity (Oh, how I wish I were a Kaiba...) 6) Think Tans are super sexy (Hell yeah!) 7) Look around town for crazy hairstyles 8) Have your hair in some crazy hair do 9) Think mullets are dead hot 10) Think Little brothers are just the best (I want one! No seriously I want one!) 11) Would go gay for some characters (If I were a guy, I'd go gay, just for Atem.) 12) Think the only way to resolve a conflict is to play a childrens card game! 13) Watch Yu-Gi-Oh the abridged series (All the time) 14) You think genders don't matter anymore (They don't) 15) CROSSDRESS 16) Have read this like 5 times 17) Do whatever it takes to prove your an obsessed fan (That's for sure...) 18) You are a fangirl/boy 19) You collect Yu-Gi-Oh cards 20) You know the game is called Duel Monsters NOT Yu-Gi-Oh (Seriously people get it right!) 21) You have completed/almost completed your favorite characters deck 22) You often quote characters ("SUPER SPECIAL AWESOME SEXY TRANSFORMATION SEQUENCE GOOO!" and "YUGIOH!") 23) Ra knows how many fics you've read/written on Yu-Gi-Oh 24) Everyday you practice your evil laugh until it's perfect 25) You think men that were crop top are awesome! 25) You have either a dragon, occult, Egyptian and/or dice fetish! 26) You love your friends! (Even when I want to murder them) 27) You can quote most episodes. (Every bloody one of 'em.) 28) You'd love to go to Egypt 29) Your answer to everything- Shut up (Shut up Kaiba...*Friend looks at me weird* Who the hell's Kaiba? *Looks at her weird* The chibi in my head, why?) 30) You have spent hours looking for millennium items 31) You own a millennium item (The Sennen Bracelet.) 32) If you own a millennium item: You was sad when you found out that there wasn't a Spirit of a Pharaoh wanting you help save the world. (DAMNIT ATEM!!! WHERE ARE YOU?!) 33) You think owning a yami is perfectly normal (Think? I know) 34) You know all/most of the shipping 35) You can easily name yaoi couples and the shipping names 36) If you was in a room with a thousand pairs of eyes and mouths looking at you, you wouldn't freak just start counting them and hope to Ra that Atem would stop hiding 37) You often dress like a character 38) You are part of the small minority that actually get the game Duel Monsters! 39) You prefer Marik and Bakura's singing to Lady Gaga's any day (And now I got that song stuck in my head! DAMN YOU LittleKuriboh!) 40) You own a creepy doll/teddy. 41) To you Yu-Gi-Oh is more than just an Anime it's LIFE! 42) You wear your school blazer as a cape (Everyone knows it's cooler that way) 43) Day 1- Blue top and black jeans day 2 - the same day 3 - the same day 4 - the same, 3 month later: "It's season 2 better change clothes!" 44) You have a background song! 45)Your hair, to your friends: "Oh she/he must be having a bad hair day". To you: "Yes finally I have perfected Yugi's hair!" 46) Getting sent to the shadow realm is more of a privilege than a threat to you. (Yep. Might meet Yami cause he saved me.) 47) Nothing's worse than a Jaden haircut! (KURIBOH HAIR! *Glomps and pets* XD) 48) You have a scary crush on one or more of the characters it's not even funny anymore! (...Yami...Yugi... *Cuddles plushie*) 49) You treat that character like he/she is real (Bakura and Marik are real. How else would 2012 come around?) 50) You describe things as simply FABULOUS or SUPER SPECIAL AWESOME! 51) You know the dangers of glomping 52) You think LittleKuriboh is a hell of a lot more of a genious than Einstein any day! 53) Whenever you do something you often say "Attention duelists my hair is..." 54) When life gives you lemons you give it some Brooklyn Rage! (Nyeh nyeh nyeh NYEH!) 55) You refer to your brother (if you have one) as Nii-San Favorite Quotes: From killing to training.War to Peace.Autumn brings change when we need it most of all-Kura(changeofheart505),Let's Watch The Movies Thank you for nothing,you useless reptile-Hiccup,HTTYD NIGHT FURY!GET DOWN!-some random viking,HTTYD Excuse me,barmaid!I'm afraid you brought me the wrong offspring!I ordered a extra large boy with beefy arms,extra guts and glory on the side!This here,this is a talking fishbone!-Hiccup,HTTYD Trolls exist!They steal your socks!But only the left ones,what's with that?-Gobber,HTTYD Everything we know about them,is wrong-Hiccup,HTTYD What are you going to do? Probably something stupid. Good,but you already that. Then something crazy.-Astrid and Hiccup,HTTYD I knew it.I'm dead-Hiccup,HTTYD You have the heart of Chief and a soul of a dragon-Valka,HTTYD2 You pouting big baby boo-Hiccup,HTTYD2 NO! SON OF A HALF TROLL RAT EATING MUNGE BUCKET-Astrid,HTTYD The Alpha...protects them all-Hiccup,HTTYD2 This is a true document: NNORMAL PEOPLE: Hear a shriek and ignore it NORMAL PEOPLE: see a mini Toothless figurine and say "eh, it's just a piece of plastic" NORMAL PEOPLE: when asked what they need while fighting a dragon will say a weapon NORMAL PEOPLE: when chased will call out for anyone to help NORMAL PEOPLE: don't know the stats for the different dragons NORMAL PEOPLE: What in God's name?! NORMAL PEOPLE: When asked how to defeat a dragon without killing it will not know. Normal people: will buy maybe the plushies from the HTTYD merchandise or nothing at all. NORMAL PEOPLE: saw the HTTYD movie once in the cinema and maybe once at home. NORMAL PEOPLE: whistle a popular song while they work NORMAL PEOPLE: don't REALLY care when the third movie is released. NORMAL PEOPLE: will give whatever they can to people as gifts NORMAL PEOPLE: when telling someone to change their ways, will be nice about it. NORMAL PEOPLE: "Astrid? Don't you mean 'asteroid'?" NORMAL PEOPLE: when in danger, "we ain't gonna live!" NORMAL PEOPLE: will 'keep calm and carry on' NORMAL PEOPLE: won't really care what they use for a belt buckle Normal people: if you want to get yourself killed, jump off a cliff or stab yourself or something NORMAL PEOPLE: wisest quote - 'Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is to not stop questioning' - Albert Einstein NORMAL PEOPLE: will ignore this What? And remember only two defining forces have ever Offered to die for you: Jesus Christ And the American Soldier. One died for your soul, The other for your freedom. If you agree... Keep it going You know you might be obsessed with HTTYD when.. -You use HTTYD-based online names on the Internet (I do it all the time) -You go crazy when someone mentions the word "Viking" or "dragon" -You tell people you were out flying with dragons when you're away from school/work -You pretend you're in the forests of Berk when you're walking in your local forest. -You dream weird HTTYD-related dreams.( i've had quite a few of these) -You think of some cute HTTYD fan fiction you read last night, and you smile like an idiot and people look at you and ask if you're okay (yup) - You quote a line from the movie/s when it fits into the situation. (all the time) - You accidentally call people HTTYD characters' names (I called my crush, Hiccup once. It was pretty embarrassing since everyone knows I love Hiccup.) DRAGON PRIDE/TOOTHLESS LOVE METER: ø„ ºø„„øº „øº What DOTD really means. put this in your page if you support dragons! =LOL, SO TRUE POSTS= When a package says, "Easy to open" and you end up using scissors, a knife, a hammer, a gun and a lightsaber trying to open it. 0-0-0-0-0 Top 4 Lies: 1) I'm fine. 2) I don't like anyone. 3) That was my last piece of gum. 4) I've read and agreed to the Terms & Conditions. 0-0-0-0-0 That mini heart attack you have when you realised you tipped your chair back just a little too far... 0-0-0-0-0 When people ask for candy I'm eating, I give them the flavour I don't like. 0-0-0-0-0 When I text you a whole paragraph and you text me back 40 minutes later saying, "K"... Are you asking to be punched? 0-0-0-0-0 Dear face wash commercial, People don't actually splash their face with water like that. Sincerely, My bathroom floor is now soaking wet. 0-0-0-0-0 When I'm bored, no one texts me. When I'm busy, I'm the most popoular person on the planet. 0-0-0-0-0 Dear Cool People, They didn't name a candy after you, did they? Sincerely, Nerds. 0-0-0-0-0 Only in math problems, it is completely normal for someone to go to the shops and buy 90 watermelons! 0-0-0-0-0 Hi spider. Nice spider. Come let me pet you...with my shoe! Haha spider. Dead spider! 14 Ways to annoy an Anti-Tolkien (I am SO trying these! xD) 1: Insult them in Elvish. Do not offer translations. 2: Tell them they’ll end up just like Denethor. Refuse to tell them what happened to Denethor. 3: Threaten to feed them to Shelob. Laugh evilly when they ask who Shelob is. 4: Quote Gandalf. Constantly. No matter how irrelevant the quotes are. 5: Say, "I would cut off your head for that, if it stood but a little higher from the ground" every time they insult LOTR/The Hobbit. 6: Play ‘LOTR in 99 seconds’ on a loop whenever they are around. 7: Walk barefoot all day. Say that you are getting in touch with your inner Hobbit. 8: Demand an explanation of why they dislike ‘the masterpieces of the esteemed Professor’ every time you see them. 9: Whenever they suggest doing something, refute it by saying, "One does not simply (insert verb here)". 10: Hum the Shire theme incessantly. 11: Whenever a plane flies overhead, shriek, "Wraiths! Wraiths on wings!" and go hide in a closet. 12: Base all English essays on the Lord of the Rings books or movies. 13: Constantly ask them what their elf eyes see. 14: Talk like Gollum. You Know You're Obsessed With Wolf's Rain When: You axedently call you're dog Kiba Every time some one mentions wolves, you imediatly think about W.R You only draw wolves now You have a crush on at least one of the characters You have Wolf's Rain O.cs You're jealous of you're O.cs! You have weird W.R related dreams Every time some one talks about the evil in the world, you think of Darcia and start to growl If some one says Kiba, Hige, Tsume, Blue, or Toboe You jump up and scream "Where!" If you see someone wearing bracelets, you think about Toboe and start to cry You name all you're pets after the W.R characters You name stuffed animals after the W.R characters You don't worry about when the world ends, cause you know when it does the wolves will go find paradise and save you Stray is you're favorite song You wish you were a wolf You keep telling your self that they will make a new season of W.R You keep telling your self that the wolves didn't really die! You wish you were Cheza or Blue You start to growl at you're friends when they say that there is no such place as paradise You bite you're friends when they say you're crazy! You like to howl up at the star filled sky You stare up at the moon every night waiting for it to turn red You're listening to "Stray" right now! Every time you see a white flower you scream "Omg! A lunar flower!" You dream about running in paradise with the gang Still waiting for another season! You often wonder if the wolves ever did find paradise... You would know if they made another season! You're going to copy and paste this to you're profile! You stare at you're "Finale encounters" poster for hours You know all the W.R quotes by heart You tell all you're friends that Kiba will come for you to go to paradise (Insert W.R crush name's here) You say 'Glomp' out loud every time you see a picture of Kiba(Insert W.R crush name's here) W.R got you hooked on WolfQuest and Wolfhome W.R made you obsessed with everything wolf You're still waiting for that new season You freak out every time there's a lunar eclipse, cause the moon appears red afterward During the eclipse you run around screaming "Darcia has come for the flower maiden!" Or "Its time to go to paradise!" When the people in white uniforms drag you away in a straight jacket you scream "Wolves are real I tell you!" Or "Darcia is still alive!" You still are waiting for another sequel! You're copying and pasting this to your profile now. We are Fanfiction. We are the girls who spend more time writing than talking. We are the boys who spend more time reading than watching TV. We are the teens who run to the fictional when their real lives are unbearable. We are the college kids who should be studying, but aren’t because of the plot bunny that won’t stop running around in our heads. We are the budding authors who procrastinate their original work to write “just one more oneshot”. We live in Fanfiction. We live in our computers. We live in the minds of our readers. We live in our letters, our words, our sentences. We live in the stories, the reviews, the endless profiles. We live in worlds that aren’t even ours. We can become Fanfiction. We can become the one people wait for just to see what we have to say. We can become a queen, a king, the beloved one of a fandom. We can become a role model, inspiration, and encouragement for younger writers. We can become the person who smiles upon reading a review and finding that we have disturbed a room with our reviewer’s laughter, broken a fan’s heart, moved someone to tears, or opened a window that would have otherwise stayed firmly shut and veiled. We can become the one to save a story, save a writer, even, with just a few taps on the keyboard and a good bit of constructive criticism. Because aren't we all? WE ARE FANFICTION. –– DarkHorseBlueSky WARNING!! 25 SIGNS OF A RABID TRANSFORMERS FANGIRL!! (bold what you are) 1. Can recite the entire movies from memory. 2. Can tell you what Autobot is fastest, toughest and smartest and can give you exact specs. 3. Always has tabs on the best Autobot fanfiction, wallpaper and apparel. 4. Gets into accidents on the off chance Ratchet might pick her up. 5. Whenever she leaves home yells ROLL OUT!! 6. Will stare out their car window as a Camaro, Peterbuilt Semi, Pontiac Solstice, GMC Topkick, or Hummer drives by. 7. Dreams transformer pairings. 8. Wishes that her phone was an Autobot and would name it after a fallen Autobot. 9. Has used movie quotes to finish her sentences. 10. Cusses like Ironhide, Ratchet, or the Twins. 11. Makes refrences to Transformers in every school subject. 12. Wishes that Wheeljack could help blow up some certain people. 13. Immediately snaps awake from sleep when someone says something about Transformers. 14. Sings the Transformers theme in the shower, on the way to school, and on the way home just to annoy her sister. 15. Gives her friends labels as some of the Autobots. 16. Gives her enemies labels as some of the Decepticons. 17. Wishes she could use a double plasma cannon on her sister 18. Has posters of her favorite Transformers. 19. Reads wayyyyyyyyyyyy too many fan-fictions about these guys. 20. Has her username having to deal with Transformers. 21. Listens to a song and then immediately thinks of a Transformer. 22. Pairs the TFs with other TFs because it's fun. 23. Squeals at the sight of a Police car and thinks of Barricade. 24. acts and pretends to be a transformer constantly. 25. Thinks every electronic device she owns is a Transformer... (My iPhone is I tell you!!!, I think it's a Decepticon cuz the little thing is EVIL!!!!!) You know you are obsessed with Transformers when... 1) You know exactly what the characters are going to say before they say it. 2) When you watch the movie with your friends, you pick characters and act like them. 3) When you see a picture of your favourite characters you start screaming. 4) Your friends are scared of you because of your obsession. 5) People call you weird because you talk about it all the time. 6) You have seen the first movie 10 times or more. 7) Even though you have seen the movie before, you are still amazed when the robots transform. 8) You scream when you see a car that looks like one of the robots. 9) You are sure that your first car transforms into a super cool robot like Bumblebee. 10) Last of all... You are in love with Optimus Prime!! Optimus taught me how to be a leader. Arcee taught me how to care for people. Bumblebee taught me that no matter how young you are, you can be strong. Bulkhead taught me that brains aren't everything. Wheel Jack taught me that it's okay to do your own thing. Ratchet taught me that a medic is just as important as a soldier. Ultra Magnus taught me to have standards. Smokescreen taught me to be confident. Cliffjumper taught me to be brave. Megatron taught me that anything is survivable. Starscream taught me that it's okay to get second chances. Soundwave taught me that the quiet ones are sometimes the strongest. Breakdown taught me to be strong no matter the situation. Dreadwing taught me that family comes first. Airachnid taught me not to betray the place you're welcomed. Skyquake taught me how to be loyal. Steve taught me that even the minor roles matter. Shockwave taught me how to be logical. Predaking taught me how to be different The Wicked Creed When ever it rains, I promise to remember Elphie. When ever I see animal abuse, I promise to remember Doctor Dillamond. When ever I see someone with disabilities, I promise to remember Nessarose. When I see someone who's vanity blinds them, I'll think of Galinda. When I see someone who's changed for good through a death, I'll remember Glinda. When I hear about cruel dictators, I'll curse the Wizard and his deeds. When I see a bullying teacher, I'll remember Madame Morrible. When I see two lovers risking everything for the other, I'll remember Fiyero and Elphaba. When I hear children teasing another for differences, I'll remember Elphaba and her strength. When I see two friends fighting, I'll remember Glinda and Elphaba...and how one argument can effect the rest of your life. When I see a boy lovesick over a girl that'll never be his, I'll remember Boq. When ever I see a monkey chattering, I'll remember how hard Elphaba worked to get Chistery to talk. If you love Wicked, You'll think of this creed and post it in you profile |