Chapter 1: Getting everyone here

Gobber stands behind Hiccup and Astrid. He points to Astrid as the crowd waits in silent anticipation. Gothi shakes her head "no" The crowd "Oooohs" Gobber then points to Hiccup. The elder nods an affirmative "yes" The crowd erupts in cheers. Astrid turns a seething, deadly glare on Hiccup.

Just then the entire island begins to shake, and the ground begins to glow. The Vikings sink into the glowing ground and land on top of each other in a giant room.

"Well that was easy" I say. "This remote truly is universal"

"WHAT IN THE NAME OF ODIN IS GOING ON HERE!" Stoick yells from somewhere in the pile of Vikings. "GOBBER GET YOUR FOOT OUT OF MY BEARD!"

"Quiet" I say. "You may call me Vala and this is RedHawkdude, you may call him Red for convenience sake and there will be no yelling, and no fighting. You are here to watch your future!"

Stoick starts again and I press the mute button. "I SAID NO YELLING" I point to a set of double doors. "You are to go through those doors and find a seat." I tell them. "I have also removed your weapons so you will not attack the guests."

The Vikings walk into the seating area and start to scream and shout but I since I pressed the mute button all that happens is the Vikings have their jaws wide and a look of terror on their faces. It is actually pretty comical to watch. After they had their little temper tantrum, and saw no change in our demeanor, Honestly, the dragons were better behaved when Red told them.

When everyone is seated I press the mute button again, un-muting the Vikings. "Now as Vala was saying, you all are here to watch your futures, which include the end of the war" Red says. At this both Vikings and dragons perked up. "The hero that ends this war is also in this room." Just then Snotlout saunters up to us, and says arrogantly "I'm that hero aren't I" "eh. Nope" I hear Red say, then I hear a smack and turn to see that Red Smacked Snotlout in the back of the head.

"Red WHAT THE HELL" I yell at him.

"Eh, Can't say he didn't deserve it" Red replies before walking over to me.

Snotlout still angry that Red smacked him, sees the remote that I had put down on one of the chair and makes a grab for it. "Don't you dare touch it" I yell. But alas too late. Snotlout touches a green button, and a crash can be heard from the room next door. "Red go check what that was" I yell as I grab Snotlout by the back of his clothes. "Now you listen here, you will sit down and behave otherwise I will make sure you never have children" I calmly tell him before raising my foot threateningly, Snotlout scurries off making sure his family jewels don't get broken

"Vala! We have a problem!" Red shouts and as I turn I see Red coming back into the room with a tied up Drago Bludvist. "Well shit"

"What is that man doing here!" Stoick yells and reaches for his axe which is no longer there.

"How did you get him tied up?" I ask. "I didn't. He fell into a box with cables and got tangled up" Red says.

"Well he's here now and I can't send him back without returning the others. This all powerful remote has a crazy set of rules" "Just set him down away from Stoick, if he misbehaves have one of the dragons sit on him" I say.

"Now as we were so rudely interrupted" I shoot a glare at Snotlout and watch him whimper "Red made it possible to understand the dragons so we can hear their opinions." Stoick asks "How can dragons have opinions, they are just mindless beasts." At his comment the a Nadder speaks up "The same can be said for you." The rest of the dragons are giving them a guttural laugh.

"Alright, let's start the show" I say

Red and I go and sit down beside Hiccup.