starrycat05
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Joined 10-30-09, id: 2131002, Profile Updated: 12-13-15
Author has written 2 stories for Batman Begins/Dark Knight, and Star Wars.

Hey, I'm starrycat05! Don't judge me, I came up with the name ages ago. I love writing, reading, singing, acting and not dancing. I can't draw either. Sucks man...so here's a little more information about moi (I know that you wanted nothing more than to hear just a little more...)

My Favourites:

- Book: Only Ever Yours, by Louise O'Neill

- Film: Mockingjay Part 2

- Song: Every song on the Hamilton soundtrack

- Band/Artist: Pentatonix (this will probably never change)

- Subject: Latin and Archaeology

- Colour: Dusty rose pink

- Food: Chocolate

- Quotes:

Hey, can I borrow this real quick? I'll give it back. It'll look just like it does now...only on fire.
- Toby "Tobuscus" Turner

"It's scary isn't it? Forgetting like this."
"Yes," I said. And it is.
- Bill Denbrough and Mike Hanlon, IT

"You know my legs? You know how many I’ve always had and that?"
"Like...two legs or some shit like that?"
"Well, I’ve only got one leg now."
"...Random."
- Armstrong and Miller, RAF Pilots

"Out there, things can happen, and frequently do,
To people as brainy and footsy as you."
- Dr. Suess, Oh! The Places You'll Go!

"Go then, there are other worlds than these."
- John "Jake" Chambers, The Gunslinger

Vogons are one of the most unpleasant races in the galaxy; not actually evil, but bad-tempered, bureaucratic, officious and callous. They wouldn't even lift a finger to save their own grandmother from the Ravenous Bug-Blatter Beast of Traal without orders signed in triplicate, sent in, sent back, queried, lost, found, lost again, subjected to public inquiry and finally buried in soft peat for three months and recycled as firelighters. The best way to get a drink out of a Vogon is to stick your finger down his throat, and the best way to irritate him is to feed his grandmother to the the Ravenous Bug-Blatter Beast of Traal.
- The Hitch-Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy, on Vogons

Everything starts somewhere; although many physicists disagree.
- Opening lines, Hogfather


My Poem of the Week:

The Definition of Love, by Andrew Marvell

My love is of a birth as rare
As ’tis for object strange and high;
It was begotten by Despair
Upon Impossibility.

Magnanimous Despair alone
Could show me so divine a thing
Where feeble Hope could ne’er have flown,
But vainly flapp’d its tinsel wing.

And yet I quickly might arrive
Where my extended soul is fixt,
But Fate does iron wedges drive,
And always crowds itself betwixt.

For Fate with jealous eye does see
Two perfect loves, nor lets them close;
Their union would her ruin be,
And her tyrannic pow’r depose.

And therefore her decrees of steel
Us as the distant poles have plac’d,
(Though love’s whole world on us doth wheel)
Not by themselves to be embrac’d;

Unless the giddy heaven fall,
And earth some new convulsion tear;
And, us to join, the world should all
Be cramp’d into a planisphere.

As lines, so loves oblique may well
Themselves in every angle greet;
But ours so truly parallel,
Though infinite, can never meet.

Therefore the love which us doth bind,
But Fate so enviously debars,
Is the conjunction of the mind,
And opposition of the stars.


My Stories:

Stars, Space and Surrey School Girls: A new Star Wars fic which I've been working on for several months now. I have almost the entire thing written, and I'm just getting down to posting it now. Good for some laughs (I hope) and some fluffy Luke/OC. This was inspired by FebruarySong's 'The Awkward Adventures of Meghan Whimblesby', a fic which I would highly recommend.

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The Awkward Adventures of Meghan Whimblesby by FebruarySong reviews
What happens when a girl who is afraid of blood, thinks Legolas is a complete moron, and knows next to nothing about LotR gets dumped into Middle earth with the Fellowship? Crazy spin on a MarySue fic. Now complete.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 112,684 - Reviews: 2436 - Favs: 1,802 - Follows: 1,334 - Updated: 7/14/2014 - Published: 7/14/2007 - [Legolas, OC] - Complete
Small Steps by Artemis Day reviews
After a while, Katara banned Zuko from helping with the chores. It wasn't that she didn't need the help, it was more that Zuko was the last person Katara wanted anywhere near her. Pre-Zutara giftfic.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,358 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/28/2013 - [Zuko, Katara] - Complete
Fourth Time's The Charm by MildlyMiffed reviews
You're out there in the dark. Alone. And chances are that you're most likely dead. But if you're not, if you're still alive and can hear me, please Runner 5, just keep running. I'll keep talking to you, giving you something to follow. Because that's all I can really do. Others may have given you up for dead, but I'm still here, betting on you, our fourth Runner 5.
Zombies, Run! - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,357 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/2/2013 - Complete
A Bird and a Dog by Raquelita reviews
"Are you afraid of me now?" He asked. Sansa's nightmares have turned into dreams of a hound, and she cannot stop herself from pushing the limits of the man who so desperately wants her to fear him. SanSan oneshot.
Game of Thrones - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,763 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/30/2013 - Sansa S., Sandor C. - Complete
I Will Protect You by Neocolai reviews
Of all the things that could have taken down their archer, only the most foolish notions involved a rabbit hole. Now it is up to Fili to look after his injured brother. No slash.
Hobbit - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 21,205 - Reviews: 257 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 168 - Updated: 1/4/2013 - Published: 12/28/2012 - Kíli, Fíli - Complete
Origins of a Monster by When In Doubt Smile reviews
Everyone gives him these names, these expectations. But what they don't think about is the person who chafes under them day and night. Every name that every person had ever given Anakin Skywalker is just a testament to how much no one understands him. Every name is just another cage, another attempt to cage a man who cannot be conformed.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,366 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/17/2012 - Anakin Skywalker - Complete
At The Beginning by ToryTigress92 reviews
An alien Prince. A fiery mortal astrophysicist. Even as they fight to protect the Nine Realms, could something more bloom from the embers, and will it be enough when an old, dark secret about Loki's origins comes to light? Lokane AU.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 35 - Words: 117,091 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 483 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 9/22/2012 - Published: 4/21/2012 - [Jane F., Loki] [Thor, Sif] - Complete
Marry Me by Reigen Doki reviews
Eight times Jim and Spock accidentally got engaged, one time they almost did and totally knew it, and one time they really got engaged, but in a completely straight way. Sort of Jim/Spock but really not at all.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,108 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 416 - Follows: 60 - Published: 5/1/2012 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Revelations by demon sloth reviews
Post-Reichenbach. The first thing he sees is that he was right. He's lying – sitting – on a dissecting table in the mortuary. The second thing he sees is Molly, sitting crosslegged across from him on the second table.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,909 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/15/2012 - Sherlock H. - Complete
Nowhere to Remain by Carryon14 reviews
Obi-Wan was the perfect Jedi Knight: dignified, detached, possessing an almost courtly sense of propriety. But you would be wrong, if you thought he never loved - in secret, in his heart, he loved a love to move the stars. Sabe/Obi-Wan.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 54,434 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 5/27/2011 - Published: 7/19/2008 - Obi-Wan K., Handmaidens - Complete
I Saw Mummy Kissing Santa Claus by Keara reviews
#1 in holiday series. Eleven-year old Mycroft is woken in the middle of the night by his distraught four-year old brother. Christmas story. Just something that nagged at me until I wrote it. Slight Sherlock/John toward the end. Rating T just in case.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,728 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 29 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
With Great Interest by Lisse reviews
The Galactic Empire holds its very first state funeral.
Crossover - Star Wars & Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 868 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Darth Vader, Winona K. - Complete
Lord of the Facebook: Return of the Friend Request by aotearoan reviews
The Return of the King told through the characters' Facebook accounts. The third instalment of the Lord of the Facebook Statuses follows on from The Two Notifications and the Fellowship of the Facebook Status . Yes, Tolkien is spinning in his grave.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,852 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 3/3/2010 - Published: 12/11/2009 - Aragorn, Frodo B. - Complete
Linguistics by Pat Foley reviews
Uhura meets Spock for the first time. Complete.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,018 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 255 - Follows: 35 - Published: 7/9/2009 - N. Uhura, Spock - Complete
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Stars, Space and Surrey School Girls reviews
Alice Miller was never the sci-fi type of girl. In fact, quite the opposite. So being sucked into a galaxy far, far away, not the best possible thing that could have happened... Light, comic ramble through the Star Wars trilogy with an out-of-her-time heroine.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 135,429 - Reviews: 459 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 11/20/2015 - Published: 11/11/2012 - Luke S.
Nightmares reviews
Medea's boyfriend cheated on her. She killed him and his girlfriend. Two years in Arkham have mellowed her considerably - not to mention ten months of close contact with Gotham's favourite psychopath. T for violence.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 15,324 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/19/2012 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Joker, Bruce W./Batman