Now remember people, the road to happiness is not always straight, sometimes there are turns and forks and smexy semes or really cute ukes that make you take detours and stuff.

Why is it that not one single person that has taken my poll is a Dramatic Uke?! That's the only type of uke I'm compatible with! mumbles Apparently I scare everyone else away.

Name: Mitsuki-chan

Hahahaha akuma813 was here biotches!

Age: between 15 and 21 (himitsu desu) It's a secret!

Gender: Female

Sexual Orientation: Pansexual (which means that I don't give a @# about gender) somewhat like bisexual

Status: Single

Location: Minnesota, USA (and no, it's not just farms up here (actually where I live there's really only one farm and that's in the next town over))

Occupation: YAOI Fangirl/student

And my deviantART username is Angel-of-the-Broken. I haven't posted anything yet and I'm not much of an artist, but hopefully I'll get better with more practice and a whole lot of inspiration.

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working on the corner because no one will hire a transsexual women.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother's hand through the pain, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of 27 years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the most loving family I ever had; I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for 3 weeks, and in another year, I'll be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks after graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom to go into so no one will call management.
I am the mother not allowed to see her children that I gave birth to, nursed and raised because the court says I'm an unfit mother since I live with another women.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who suddenly had the support system go cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner was also a women.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who had no support because I am a male.
I am the father who never hugged his own son in fear of showing affection for another male.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me when they realized I was a transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped going to church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their door on my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what the world needs, love.
I am the person who is afraid to tell his Christian parents that he loves another male.

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There aren't enough supporters! The world survives on love, yet we reject it? Spread the word!

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Quotes from the Yaoi fangirls at my school and...the other people who are not actually yaoi fangirls, but still like talking about perverted stuff

"Oh my god, we totally have to go in the haunted house!"

"I wanna come!" (That's what he said)

"Oh my god, I'm gonna scream." (That's what he said)

"Don't worry, I have protection!"

...O.o

"That's what he said."

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Person 1: "He's very talented with his mouth."

Akuma813: "Yeah, I could never do that. The way he moves his lips so that it goes up higher."

Person 2: "Yeah, but I have to know where to put my fingers all the time to make mine go higher."

Belsan815: "Yeah, I always have to lick a lot or else it dries out."

Me: "Yeah, I read a fanfic about all that stuff."

Person 4: "Umm...what are you guys talking about?"

P1:"...playing the trumpet"

Akuma813: "High notes on the trumpet."

P2: "Clarinet fingerings."

Belsan815: "My saxophone reed drying out."

Me: "...Blowjobs."

That's kinda along the lines of what happened. We actually were talking about band and BJs but not necessarily in this order.