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Joined 08-09-08, id: 1661581, Profile Updated: 08-03-10
Author has written 6 stories for Bleach, and D.Gray-Man.

Author's Notes:

Kay. In total there were about 220 votes, which was pretty surprising O_O. Moon's Fang had about a hundred, which i guess is understandable, seeing as i left you all hanging on the second last chapter...D.Gray Kids also survived, which i found surprising, as did D gray Man:Truth or Dare. Beware of the Fangs!, Cendrillon, and We have to do WHAT all tied, so i'm keeping them :) 10 Ways to kill Lenalee Lee also made it, which made me lol. So many haters...

Anyhoo, this leaves a total of 6 stories still standing. I deleted BOTF because i was at a mental block with it, and i have new ideas which require a rewriting of the story (sorry!). That one, along with White Roses (Bleach, HistuxOC, to be renamed), will probs be uploaded a few weeks/months from now, depending on my mood.

Umm...nothing else for now...i'm sick, and i've been in bed for two days now. This is pretty bad for a Yr 11 student. Stress is one of the reasons i haven't been updating, along with a massive...floop in my creative flow. Let's just say that there's a pink hippo blocking the beaded gateway into it. And i can't get past the hippo unless i steal its tophat, in which case it'll surrender. However, i have found a leakhole into the room, so i managed to get some of my creativity back.

...That sounds so trippy.

Well yeah, i'm gonna stop blabbering. I'll try to update asap. Just keep in mind that i don't want flames or demands or messages. When you guys say "hey im not pushing for updates or anything...", you're pushing. And that annoys me. My stories, my time, my choice what to do with it. Get used to it people. The only messages/reviews/flames i want are constructive criticism or genuine questions about my stories. Nothing else. Piss me off and i will torch you.

THAT IS ALL. kthxbai.

Llama.

ps-If you actually bothered to read all that, you're awesome. I'd give you a cookie, but i ate them all. :)

"Either he's shoved a lightbulb up his ass or his colon's had a great idea"-Perry Cox, Scrubs.

Over the net i'm known only as Llama. Yes, i live in Australia. And yes, I do ride a kangaroo too school. I have the cooking skills of a caveman and look like one when i wake up. I love apple pie, lollipops,YAOI and writing. I find religion to be a waste of life and think Twilight is way over-rated. I don't like balloons. I'm weird. iHate iPods and Naruto.

Anime/Manga

-Bleach

-Toradora!

-D.Gray-Man

-Ouran High School Host Club

-Shugo Chara!

-Fullmetal Alchemist

-Full metal Panic!

-DN Angel

-Junjou Romantica

-Kaze no Stigma

-Darker than BLACK

-Death Note

-Code Geass (Both)

-Vampire Knight (Both)

-Kuroshitsuji

-LoveNeko

Music

-Red Hot Chilli Peppers

-UVERworld

-The Presets

-Evanescence

-Big Bang

-Kevin Rudolf

-Ministry of Sound

-NewS

-Porno Graffitti

-Paramore

Shows/Movies

-Scrubs

-Nightmare Before Christmas

-Fairly Odd Parents

-Love Actually

-Death at a Funeral

-House

-Animal Planet :3

-Chocolat

-Day after Tomorrow

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REQUESTS: Nothing M-rated, no Yuri, nothing too angsty.

UPDATES: DO NOT DARE send me demanding emails or flames concerning my lack of updates. I have a life beyond this site.

GRAMMAR: Yes, i use apostrophes instead of quotation marks. Oh my god!

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Diamonds in Wine by moonlit.nocturne reviews
Everyone knows Kanda Yuu, famous Japanese supermodel and heir to an international company. When Matsumomo Rei becomes his bodyguard, she swears not to fall in love with him. But with Kanda that gorgeous, is resistance even possible? KandaxOCxTyki
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 59 - Words: 415,108 - Reviews: 2151 - Favs: 551 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 2/11/2012 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Kanda Yuu, Tyki Mikk, OC - Complete
Gorillaz vs Cleverbot by The Hazel-Eyed Angel reviews
All four Gorillaz meet the Cleverbot. Hilarity ensues. One member per chapter. Who will outsmart the Cleverbot? Who is the ultimate dunce? Who ends up confusing who? Is artificial intelligence really all that great? Rated T for Gorillaz language! ;D enjoy
Gorillaz - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 9,836 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Complete
Families and Flights of Feathers by Daylight reviews
A collection of one-shots focusing on Castiel and his connection with the family of Sam, Dean and Bobby. S5. Gen.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 28,117 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 240 - Updated: 10/15/2010 - Published: 11/6/2009 - Castiel, Bobby S., Dean W., Sam W.
Children Shouldn't by Libek reviews
Bookman encounters a certain small child for the first time, and takes him under his wing for... obvious reasons. Rated for dark unpleasantness.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,234 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Lavi, Bookman - Complete
Big Hammer by Arsenic Android reviews
Your hammer's very big Lavi.." Confused by Allen's innuendos, what will Lavi do when he figures it out? AllenXLavi
D.Gray-Man - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,353 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/22/2008 - Allen Walker, Lavi - Complete
By the Sword by peroxidepest17 reviews
The Eleventh Division’s 20 rules of living and dying like a thug.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,460 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 2,513 - Follows: 341 - Published: 7/23/2006 - K. Zaraki - Complete
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We have to do WHAT? reviews
As punishment for a mud brawl which he gets dragged in, Yamamoto condemns each squad's captain and vice-captain to become proud parents to a bag of flour for a week.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,874 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 7/26/2010 - Published: 2/5/2009
Moon's Fang reviews
Kuchiki Rukia is a princess who was kidnapped at her wedding by pirates. She's now stuck on a 4-month voyage across sea with the most frustrating person she can think of...
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 50,178 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 7/26/2010 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Ichigo K., Rukia K.
D Gray Man: Truth or Dare? reviews
Ever wanted to see Kanda in nothing but boxers with chopsticks in his hair? Allen surviving a week without Mitarashi? Miranda getting drunk? Lavi and Allen getting frisky? Lenalee dying? Just kidding...or am i?
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,799 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/26/2010 - Published: 7/3/2009
D Gray Kids reviews
Komui's experiment went wrong. VERY wrong. Now he and Reever are stuck with a bunch of hyper active, Innocence-wielding toddlers who won't be satisifed until they kill each other, and self-conscious teen Generals who hate life.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,296 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 7/26/2010 - Published: 7/10/2009
Cendrillon reviews
Lavi is a bored prince who doesn't want to get married. Phoenix is an assassin and a vampire. At a masquerade ball, Phoenix manages to swiftly kill her target, not knowing it would lead to a chain of unforeseen events. Based in medieval times, LavixOC
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,595 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/26/2010 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Lavi
10 Ways to Kill Lenalee Lee reviews
Exactly what it sounds like. Lenalee will die at the hands of those who are sick of her whiny voice and floods of tears. WARNING: She may die.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,090 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/26/2010 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Lenalee Lee
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