Most Memorable Quotes

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(Phyllida and Bäth are cracking jokes about my height)

Me: walks away and stands a few metres away from them

Bäth: Why is she standing so far apart from us?

Phyllida: I don't know.

Bäth: Doesn't she understand that the further away from us she goes the smaller she gets?

Phyllida: (laughs)

Me: Why...?! DDD;

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Me: (crosses a red light)

Phyllida and Beth: ROXAAAAANNNNNNNEEEEEEEEE!! YOU DON'T HAVE TO CROSS ON THAT RED LIGHT!

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Bäth: (to Maddie, her twin sister who has brown dyed hair, and Beth remains forever a blonde) YOUR FACE!

Phyllida: (chokes on her candy)

Maddie: You can't do that. We look the same!

Bäth: ...Your mom!

Phyllida: (is laughing)

Maddie: We have the same mom, you moron.

Phyllida: (is spluttering and laughing at the same time) You can't do that Beth, it needs to be thought through! And you've already used that mom thing before!

Bäth: Yeah, but my mom isn't her mom!

Maddie: Yes she is!

Bäth: No she's not! Mine's meaner!

Maddie: Beth, we come from the same egg, we have the same mom.

Bäth: No, we don-- YOUR HAIR!! YOUR HAIR!! YOUR HAIR!!

Phyllida: (collapses from laughter)

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Andy: Auugh! I hate walking!

Me: Respect the nature, Andy! How far to the damn bus?!

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Bäth and I: 2, 4, 6, 8, who do we appreciate?! Your mother.

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Me: (reading the front of a book) Cambridge, published in Oxford… doesn’t get any more English than that.

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Bäth: (explaining to us what Haruho and Fuka said) Apparently in Japan reading manga is being cool.

Me: Does that mean I'm finally cool?!

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Bäth and I: (imitating TurkJ.D. from Scrubs just with a little twist) Purity rings, activate!

Me: Form of a Jonas Brother!

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Bäth: You know what computer? Your mother was a can-opener!

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Me: (about a different computer): This thing's smarter than me!

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Me: (about my science grade) And I only get like, negative 3.

Christina: (confused) I don't think that exists...

Me: THAT'S HOW BAD I AM!

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Bäth: (playing 'Articulate' and Beth accidentally sets the timer off) Waah! Wait! I activated it!

Me: (grabs timer from Beth and de-activates timer) ...What if this was a bomb?!

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Phyllida: We need to split the tab, does anyone have a 100 crowns so I can give them these 15 crowns?

Andy: I don't know, maybe Anis has.

Freja: No, you have 300. I looked through your wallet.

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AJ: Okay, personally, I think the King was a bit daft to ask all of his bloody horses to try to put Humpty back together again. I know all his men tried, but honestly, the horses? They don't even have fingers!

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Phyllida: (kneels down in front of Beth and points at her) ((NOTE: Beth and Maddie are TWINS)) Okay. You, Maddie--

Bäth: No. Me, Beth.

Everyone: (bursts out laughing)

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Phyllida: I feel so stupid for naming my locker...

Bäth: I name my door.

Phyllida: Really?

Bäth: Uh-huh. I call it 'Fucking Piece of Wood'.

My Favourite Celebrity Quotes:

"One must always draw, draw with the eyes, when one cannot draw with a pencil."- Balthus

"We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police."- Jeff Marder

"Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet."- Robin Williams

"Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house."- Rod Stewart

"In the beginning there was nothing. God said, "Let there be light!" And there was light. There was still nothing, but you could see it a whole lot better."- Ellen Degeneres

"In a nutshell, just be good and kind to your children, because not only are they the future of the world, but they are the ones who can eventually sign you into the home."- Dennis Miller