Riku,
I'm bored! Save me from the evil-death-monster that is Mr Leonhart! He keeps looking at me funny, probably wishing I was my brother, he is /such/ a pedophile. Help!
Sora.
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Sora,
You are an idiot. Your brother and Mr Strife are the same age, which makes him not a pedophile. Though, it is creepy seeing him at your house all the time. Oh, why am I encouraging you, just shutup and do your work, stupid.
Riku.
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Kairi,
Riku's being mean to me! Do you think he likes me?
Sora.
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Sora,
I know he does, really. Now shutup and do your work.
Kairi.
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Kairi,
But i'm bored!
Sora.
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Sora,
Suck it up princess!
Kairi.
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Kairi,
Says you! I remember my 8th birthday party you know. You make a really /stunning/ princess Kai.
Sora.
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Sora,
Shutup. Or i'll tell Riku how hopelessly in love with him you are. Yeah, that's right.
Kairi.
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Kairi,
You wouldn't dare.
Sora.
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Riku,
Kairi's being mean! I swear, sometimes I just want to drown her in the ocean near the play island. Though, I'd rather not end up in jail. Maybe I'll just chuck a spider at her, all girls are scared of spiders, right?
Sora.
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Sora,
Thanks for hitting me in the head. I appreciate it. Do your work, before Leonhart comes and yells at me, his perfect, fantastic, star student. I know you're jealous.
Riku.
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Riku,
You're no fun! I'm bored. And it's just a piece of paper, it doesn't hurt that much. Weak.
Sora.
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Kairi,
Sora's driving me crazy. He's been sending me notes since 3rd Period. Can you throw a shoe at him or something?
Riku.
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Riku,
Cheer up, you know you love it! He's been doing it to me too. Throw a shoe at him yourself, or even better, throw yourself at him. Either way.
Kairi.
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Sora,
I'm helping you kill Kairi. 10pm tonight, my place, bring a shovel.
Riku.
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Kairi,
Riku wants to kill you. But you didn't hear it from me.
Sora.
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Riku,
I hate you. Make sure you sleep with one eye open.
Kairi.
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Sora,
Riku loves you. Make sure you name your children after me.
Kairi.
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Kairi,
You said you wouldn't tease me about that. It's not fair.
Sora.
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Kairi,
What the hell was that for?!
Riku.
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Riku,
Pencils are great, and you're an asshole. Please chuck it back over here, I really like that color. (I still love you, despite your asshole status. Truce?)
Kairi.
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Riku,
Kai says you love me. What a loser. Hah. Hah.
Sora.
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Sora,
As if I would love you. I like blondes. Back to doing work.
Riku.
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Kairi,
..Why the hell did you tell Sora. He..He.. Argh!
Riku.
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Riku,
He doesn't believe me, relax.
Kairi.
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Sora,
I was kidding about the Riku thing. No hard feelings?
Kairi.
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Kairi,
HE. LIKES. BLONDES. WHAT THE HELL.
Sora.
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Riku,
Leonhart's looking at me again. Maybe he should be glaring at you. You're in love with Cloud, aren't you! Hah..hah.
Sora.
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Sora,
Breathe. You look like you're going to pass out.
Kairi.
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Kairi,
Not helping.
Sora.
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Sora,
Yeah, I'm totally in love with your brother. That photo of you and him at the beach? Touch myself to it every night.
Riku.
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Kairi,
Riku..Touching himself. OH MY GOD.
Sora.
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Sora,
You're a freak.
Kairi.
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Riku,
I'll bet you do. Horny fucker.
Sora.
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Sora,
I'm a 15 year old boy. As if you don't.
Riku.
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Riku,
We are NOT having this conversation.
Sora.
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Sora,
Oh, we totally are.
Riku.
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Riku,
Fine, i'll do my work.
Sora.
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Riku,
I love you, thankyou for making him shutup!
Kairi.
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Kairi,
I don't understand this book! It's not even about birds?
Sora.
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Sora,
It's called /symbolism/. Have you not been paying attention for the last, oh, I don't know, three years?
Kaoiri.
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Kairi,
Obviously not, i've been too busy staring at Riku. And writing notes. But mostly staring at riku.
Sora.
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Sora,
You are an ass. You better sweet talk my phone back off Leonhart, or you will be /dead/.
Riku.
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Riku,
It's not my fault!
Sora.
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Sora,
Riku's going to kill you now. Hahaha.
Kairi.
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Kairi,
Do you reckon a makeup kiss would make Riku notmadatme? Because I totally think I should.
Sora.
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Riku,
Sora wants to kiss you. What should I tell him?
Kairi.
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Kairi,
Tell him yesyesyes! ..but why does he want to? You're joking aren't you.. It's not cool. Argh!
Riku.
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Riku,
I totally am. Sorry.
Kairi.
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Sora, I'm sure Riku'd love that, but get his phone back too, okay?
Kairi.
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Kairi,
Can you give me the answet to question 5?
Sora.
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Riku,
Can you give me the answer to question 8?
Sora.
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Sora,
How can you not know who Scout is? Have you even read the book?
Riku.
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Sora,
Umm, no. Do you're own work, you lazy bum!
Kairi.
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Riku,
I have read the book! I just can't remember, rally.
Sora.
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Sora,
You're an awful liar.
Riku.
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Kairi,
Axel asked me out at break. And it's all i've been able to think about. What the hell am I supposed to do?
Roxas.
(Oh, sorry for passing notes, but everyone else is! And I don't think Hayner would really be a great help.)
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Kairi,
You sitting there squealing isn't really helping.
Roxas.
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Riku,
Why do you think my brother just chucked paper at Kairi? And why the hell is she squealing?!
Sora.
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Sora,
Rumour has it Axel asked him out. Maybe something to do with that?
Riku.
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Riku,
And he didn't tell me?! His loveable, awesome, kind, considerate, caring brother?! What the hell!
Sora.
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Roxas,
I hate you! How dare you not tell me you have a boyfriend! And Axel too, of all people! I mean, I know you've been stalking hom forever, but god, people these days!
Sora.
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Kairi,
Thanks for telling Sora. Could you please answer me now? Having a minor panic attack here, I might not make it to lunch, but that's fine.
Roxas.
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Roas,
What did you say?
Kairi.
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Sora,
Chillax, nothing happend.
Roxas.
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Riku,
You're a liar.
Sora.
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Sora,
No i'm not.
Riku.
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Kairi,
'uhh, umm, what.' And then I ran.
Roxas
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Roxas,
You're almost as incompetent as your brother! Just tell him how you feel, not even. Just give him a thumbs up, then after you're making out for 5 dates, tell him how you feel.
Kairi.
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Kairi,
You've always been my favourite.
Roxas.
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Kairi,
What'd you say to my brother? And why's he grinning like a fool?!
Sora.
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Sora,
Mind your own business.
Kairi.
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Kairi,
Mind you're own business!
Sora.
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Sora,
You're in tenth grade. I can't believe you still can't tell the difference between you're and your.
Kairi.
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Riku,
Kairi's mean. I'm still bored. And hungry. I want a cookie.
Sora.
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Sora,
And I want you, don't see me complaining.
Riku.
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Riku,
...??
Sora.
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Kairi,
I did a stupid thing. Please throw rocks at me.
Riku.
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Sora,
I'm kidding, loser.
Riku.
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Riku,
Nicely handled, I approve.
Kairi.
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Axel, Sorry to send this through a note, but I'm a sook and can't say it to your face. Movies, 2:30 Saturday? I'll be there. And sorry for leaving you hanging.
Roxas.
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Riku,
Altight then. Now i'm bored again.
Sora.
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Sora,
At least Kadaj is a better teacher then Leonhart.
Riku.
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Riku,
Cept Kairi's hopelessly in love with him. Ew.
Sora.
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Sora,
I think he's pretty.
Riku.
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Riku,
um, no. I thought you liked blondes?
Sora.
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Sora,
I was kidding, geez.
Riku.
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Riku,
About which..?
Sora.
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Sora,
Figure it out yourself.
Riku.
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Riku,
You're mean too! Argh! Why is everyone against me.
Sora.
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Sora,
You say it all too often.
Riku.
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Riku,
How long till lunch?
Sora.
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Sora,
12 minutes.
Riku.
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Riku,
Could you meet me in say, 20 minutes behind The Shock? I've got something I want to tell you.
Sora.
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Kairi,
Sorry to disturb you whilst you're mooning over Kadaj, but I think I'm gunna tell him.
Sora.
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Sora,
Why?
Riku.
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Kairi,
Squealing doesn't help.
Sora.
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Sora,
What brought this on? (And Roxas said that exact same thing to me. You two are freaks.)
Kairi.
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Kairi,
I don't even know. Argh.
Sora.
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Riku,
You'll see :D
Sora.
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Sora,
You have no idea how long I've waited for this day!
Kairi.
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Kairi,
I'm scared. But if Roxas has a boyfriend, I need one too!
Sora.
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Sora,
You're a goof. Use whatever excuse you want, but you two are awful.
Kairi.
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Kairi,
What does he want? My heart's doing backflips, what the hell!
Riku.
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Riku,
Calm down.
Kairi.
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Riku,
Isn't my dinosaur picture so pretty? :D I drew it just for you.
Sora.
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Sora,
Sometimes, I'm amazed that you're not an artist.
Riku.
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Kairi,
I told him! I told him and he kissed me! He kissed me! He kissed me!
Sora.
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Sora,
:D and?
Kairi.
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Kairi,
I believe I owe you a thankyouthankyouthankyou! Thankyou! I'll never make fun of your height, or anything else for as long as I live! I promise!
Axel.
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Kairi,
How long did you know? And why didn't you ever tell me! Oh, wow, oh wow, oh wow. I feel dizzy. I can't concentrate. So much more important than Chemistry! Ahhhhhh! Oh wow.
Riku.
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Kairi,
We're going to the festival on Sunday together. I mean, we were already going together, since you had to go visit Nami, but ahh!
Sora.
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Sora,
Yay! Hahah, you kids are stupid. But if you start to ditch me, I swear, I'll chase you with a bat.
Kairi.
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Sora,
I think you should wear your blue 'cloaked nocturne' t-shirt on Sunday, it really makes your eyes look pretty c:
Riku.
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Riku,
Umm, thanks, I will! Doesn't matter what you wear, you'll look beautiful anyway.
Sora.
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Sora,
I'm not a girl, Sora.
Riku.
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Riku,
You totally are, just look at that hair!
Sora.
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Sora,
Don't insult my hair! I like my hair..
Riku.
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Riku, Sora,
You two are a bunch of girls,
Kairi.
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Sora,
My house, shovel, 10pm?
Riku
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Riku,
I'll be there.
Sora.
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Oh wow, I never though I'd get so many positive reviews for this n__n thanks so much guys! Also, I had the format all lovely and such, but it kinda asploded.. so sorry about that.