Void: Hello, my pawns!

Lavi: Eh? When did we become your pawns?

Allen: … Why do I not like the sound of that?

Void: He…hehe…hehehe…ha ..hahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

Allen: Eep! V-Void? Uh, is she okay?!

Lavi: Void-chan?

Void: HAHAHAHAHA!!

Kanda: SHUT THE FUCK UP, VOID!!

Void: ….. such language. Fuckin' pretty boy.

Kanda: …… Sometimes I really hate you.

Void: Yay! That means sometimes you don't hate me!

Lenalee: You know, one of these days you're gonna end up dead, Void-chan….

Void: Hm, wha? Yeah, yeah, whatever you said. I'll be outside with my cancer if anyone needs me!(walks out laughing insanely)

Kanda: Next time she walks off before she even starts, I'm cutting her cigarettes in half with Mugen.

Recap

Smirking, Kanda set off to the exorcist quarters.

"Fuck if I'm gonna pass this up."

Stopping in front of one of the doors, Kanda grinned sadistically as he raised his hand to knock. This was his lucky day.

Getting to Know You

Allen sat on his chair panicking. 'That was too close! Fuck, what am I gonna do? I can't let them find out I'm gay, I'm not ready yet!'

-Knock- -Knock-

In his overly paranoid state, Allen jumped, causing him to crash to the floor along with the chair. Sprawled on the floor, Allen stayed as still as he could, trying to pretend no one was home.

Kanda froze where he stood in the hall. His smirk grew even bigger as he heard the loud crash from inside the room. There was no way the Moyashi was going to hide from him. He stood outside the door for nearly a minute with his patience growing thin. He could tell Allen wasn't moving around. Now with a full on grin, the swordsman grabbed the knob and turned. Privacy be damned! He had business to attend to and he was not passing this up!

"Oi, Moyashi. If you really don't want anyone to come in, you should have locked your door." Kanda opened the door as he spoke; catching sight of the younger exorcist still sprawled out on the floor.

"K-Kanda! What are you? I mean.. What do you want?" Allen quickly got off the floor and righted his chair. His face was flushed, his hands shaking, and his eyes were darting around everywhere but at Kanda.

"Moyashi. What was the name of my favorite song?"

Confused, Allen finally looked at the man who had barged into his room. Shivering at the grin on his face, the cursed teen unconsciously took a step back. "Wha… It was Stupid MF… why?"

Kanda cocked an eyebrow, his grin still full out. Oh, was he amused right now. "And what band is it by?"

"Mindless Se……. fuck."

"Fuck is right Moyashi. Did you really think I wouldn't know what song that was, if I obviously like the band it's by?"

Allen gaped at him like a fish out of water, blushing enough to rival Lavi's hair color.

"So Moyashi, who's the unfortunate bastard that has to be liked by you?"

Now as red as a cherry, Allen glared at Kanda. "That's none of your fucking business, baKanda! Now get out of my room!" Allen pointed at the door as he shouted.

"Oh? So… that means I can tell everyone? That's fine by me, if that's what you really want. Or… I could stay, you can tell me the poor bastard's name, and we can forget this whole thing happened." Blackmailing is the only way to insure you get what you want every time, and Kanda knew he held all the cards here.

"No! Please, I'll…. (sigh) Have a seat." Allen hung his head in defeat as he motioned for Kanda to sit in the chair. Once the samurai was seated, Allen dropped on his bed.

"So? What's his name?"

"You don't want to know….."

"Is it Lavi?" Allen shook his head. "Komui?" Shake shake. "Is he in the Black Order?"

"Y-… yes."

"Science Department?"

"N-..no."

"Is it someone I hate?" Kanda smirked to himself. That could either seriously limit who it could be, or make it almost anyone in the Order.

Allen was silent for a long while before shakily whispering, "N-..no. It's not someone you hate."

Kanda blinked and thought it over. 'Who don't I hate?' he kept asking himself in his head before voicing the question out loud. "Who don't I hate?"

Looking over at Allen, Kanda noticed he was mumbling something too quietly to hear.

"I can't hear you, Moyashi."

"I…. I said…..it's……y-…you, Kanda. I like…you. I told you you didn't want to know."

"Moyashi, you really are a stupid motherfucker, aren't you?"

"Wha?" Allen looked up as Kanda stood and walked over to him. Leaning forward, the older teen stopped when their foreheads touched.

"I said you're a stupid motherfucker." Kanda closed the gap between them, sealing their lips in a passionate kiss.

Void: Nyan! That was just so kawaii, ne?

Allen: I'm so embarrassed..

Kanda: Hmm.. Then are you to embarrassed to..(starts whispering in Allen's ear, making him blush)

Allen: I-I uhm…. Bye, Void! (runs off with Kanda)

Lavi: What was that?

Void: Kanda's gonna wear a frilly pink dress.

Lavi: No way! I gotta see this! (runs off)

Void: Gullible is an understatement...

Lenalee: ….. Kanda's not going to wear a dress…

Void: I know, but it's been too long since Lavi almost got killed. It's good to keep him alert.

Lenalee: ….So, what is Kanda doing right now?

Void: Allen.

Lavi: AAAAAHHHHH!! (BANG) ………

Void: I'm bored now…..