So I was bored and reading more of the extremely great Snappleducated when my friend started playing Kingdom Hearts I for the first time. This brought back huge waves of RikuxSora yaoi-ness and how fucking funny it can be.

So without further adieu, the massive innuendo fiesta in parts. Part 1.

Sticky-Notes from Hell

Part 1

Note Passing

Sora,

What kind of underwear do you have on?

-Riku

Riku,

…Is something wrong? What kind of question is that anyway?

-Sora

P.S. Is this some sort of way of cheating off of me for the test, because, if so, HA! I didn't study either!

Sora,

C'mon babe, don't hold out me. I'm so hot for your right now.

-Riku

P.S. You're so cute when you're being stupid. ; )

Riku,

Please stop it, people can read these notes and you're freaking the hell out of me Riku.

-Sora

P.S. First of all, NEVER draw a winky face emoticon on any message to me again. EVER. Second of all, I'm not cute, I'm just boyishly handsome.

Sora,

I'm so hot for you right now. ;) ;) ;)

-Riku

P.S. No, you're cute, cute as a basket of newborn kittens.

Riku,

I'm getting the feeling you're on something right now Riku. Please stop, you're hurting everyone around you, especially me.

-Sora

P.S. No, I'm not, you're just jealous because my looks get all the ladies while yours just scare them off.

Sora,

I've got my hand down my pants and a picture of you in my desk. Guess what I'm doing. ;)

-Riku

P.S. Who said I want to attract any girls?

Riku,

Graphing something? I don't know. And why would you need a picture of me? I'm like…five feet away Riku.

-Sora

P.S. Fine, I'll keep all the ladies for myself then.

Sora,

I'm horny.

-Riku

P.S. I'll cut them down before I let any of them touch you. Your mine.

Riku,

That's great man, really, I'd love to help you with that but I'm sorta taking my math final right now.

As you should be in fact.

-Sora

P.S. I'm…touched?

Sora,

I want sex.

-Riku

P.S. Where are you touched? C'mon Sora, where did I touch you Sora? ; P

Riku,

Look Riku, we're friends and all, but this is something you're going to have to deal with on your own big guy.

-Sora

P.S. Winky-face-tongue out emoticons are soooo much worse than plain winky-faces. Please stop.

Sora,

I'm so turned on by you right now.

-Riku

P.S. Why? Do they get you off? ; P

Riku,

Can you stop being gross and just get to the point? I'm trying to do math here!

-Sora

P.S. NO!

Sora,

X= Riku's gay for Sora squared

-Riku

Riku,

GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!

-Sora

Sora,

I see you're taking this well.

-Riku

Riku,

Stop! People can read this, they'll talk! Riku, that's so WRONG!

-Sora

P.S. GAAAAAAHH!

Sora,

Let me show you my Way to Dawn.

-Riku

P.S. My other one that is.

Riku,

NONONONONONONONONO!

Stop it. Stop it right now. You're evil.

-Sora

Sora,

Oh c'mon, it'll be good, I promise!

-Riku

P.S. Plus you know what they say about men with big feet!

Riku,

No more, just…please, no more!

-Sora

P.S. NO I don't and I don't think I want to!

Sora,

Yeah, that's right, pretend to deny it when you really love it you big freaking, that's really HOT shit Sora. Puuuurrr.

I'm gonna make you scream my name in bed.

-Riku

Riku,

I'm not gay. Leave me alone. Stop this joke Riku it's NOT FUNNY!

-Sora

P.S. No Riku, I can guarantee you won't.

Sora,

We'll see baby, we'll see.

; ) ; P

-Riku

P.S. Oh yes. I can.