DISCLAIMER OF NON TRUTH!!

I DO NOT OWN -MAN!!! we can dream tho. haha

My new BETAS!! PURAL!!! TWOOO!! will be lordvio and xNorix. You ask how can You have two? easy. I will give uneven numbers to Lordvio and even to xNorix.

I just cant choose sorry.

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"Well, I'm calling Komui. He would know. And if he doesn't his lazy ass is going to do work and find out." Kanda started to get up to get his order issused cell phone [A/N:Yes. In my head they have them. shut up lol =} ] out of his coat. Then Allen latched onto his hand.

"Don't leave me, Please Yu?" For some reason Allen need him to stay . With him. He need Kanda's touch.

Kanda bent over and kissed him on the forhead.

"Che, relax Moyashi. I'm just gonna get my phone from my coat and then Ill come back and lay down with you while I talk to Komui, If you calm down and keep quiet while I'm on phone. Okay?"

That seemed to work because Allen Let go of his hand and layed back down. After grabbing his phone Kanda layed back down and pulled Allen into him arms.

He dialed Komui's number at HQ.

"Hey Komui, Somethings up with Allen."

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"Oh no. What's wrong now?"

"Nothing. That's just it, he's getting better."

"Oh. So what's the problem?"

Kanda sighed. How on earth was he going to explain this? Oh well, it must be done.

"That god damn beansprout gets better because....." the rest of the words just wouldn't come out. He tried to make them come out but, he just couldnt.

What would Komui and the rest of his 'friends' back at the Order think?

Why do you care what people think? You have Allen, don't you?

Well yeah, I think I do.

So what's the problem?

I don't know...

Just be happy you have him.

"Because what?!?!?!" His thoughts were interuppted by Komui's very unmanly shreik.

Oh god. I think Komui has developed another complex, a Brother type one for the beansprout

"Shut up, you stupid Bundle of Complexes!"

"What is THAT supposed to mean?!

"SHUT UP! I'm getting there stop fucking interuppting me. Do you want to know or not?!"

The statement was followed by silence

Laying in the bed next to Kanda Allen let out a sound of discomfort. He would have to remember in the future that Kanda can be quite loud.

"Yes, of course" Komui muttered into the phone. He sounded like a kicked puppy.

"Like I was saying,"Kanda continued, "Well I was helping him and I touched him...."

Komui repliess with, "What kind of touch?"

Kanda sighed inwardly, Komui was going to make him out right say it.

"Well, we sorta kinda kissed...."

After a few endless minutes of silence Kanda was ready to burst. He couldn't take the silence. As he opened his mouth to yell Komui shreiked.

"Oh my goodness... YOU'RE SPIRTUALY BONDED!"

"We did WHAT!?

"When two people care about each other so much, their souls become bonded. Typically when parted the weaker and younger one of the two becomes deathly depressed and unable to digest food."

"Like Allen has?"

"Yes, like Allen. Have you felt nothing during the time you have been separated?"

What am i supposed to say? Should i be honest and tell the truth? Or do i hide the way i always do?

No. I can't be like that to Allen, not anymore.

"Well, to be honest, I haven't been able to stop thinking about him. Everything reminds me of him." Che, I can't believe I just said that.

"As I thought, you and Allen have unknowingly become bonded! Which means, no more solo missions or other partners!

With Allen's parasitic type he can't be without you, his love for you is literally killing him!" For some reason the scientist sounded a little too happy about that.....Whack-job.

"Goodbye, Kanda!"

"WAIT,WHAT?!"

-CLICK!!-

Great! The one time I actually need him and he hangs up! I'm going to skin him when we get back!

Just at that moment Allen spoke up. But what he spoke was not English, or even Japanese, but Italian!

"Io ti amo, Kanda. Non lasciarmi mai ."(1)

"Since when can you speak Italian?!"

"Since I was seven I can speak about three languages fluently and I'm pretty decent at 2 two more."

"Why did no one ever mention this to me?"

"You never cared..."

"Che. That's besides the point."

"So what is the point?"

"Forget the point, We have more important matters to attend to."

"Like what? Lavi is supposed to be leaving with the innocence tonight."

"We have to make you better."

Allen face pulled into a tiny pout. He was confused as to what Kanda meant. Hes not a doctor. How was he going to cure him? As he was about to ask Kanda's lip lightly brushed against his in a soft gentle kiss. Allen pressed forward into the kiss to deepen it. He was almost too distracted to notice Kanda's thin fingers working on the buttons of his shirt. Kanda started trailing butterfly kisses down Allens Collar bone. As Allen's shirt slipped from his shoulders the door was shoved up.

Lavi.

The stupid floppy-ear rodent was soon faced with his painful death at the hands of an unsatisfied seme.

Allens sure hes never heard Kanda laugh so much as when Lavi slid to the ground covered in blood.

He almost felt sorry for him.

il fine stupido.

So thats it. I'm a failure, you all waited so long and this is what you get.

The main reason it has taken me so long is that I just can't get in the mood to write. So everything just comes out rather Angsty and mean, and thats not what i like to write. so fjdasfkjdhnfkjadsfa(spazzz)

Thanks to those of you who reviewed and alerted the story, those little emails made me more motivated. so thanks =]

If you still Review I'll give you a cookie and a hug!!

1)I love you, Kanda. Don't ever leave me.----In Italian.