Hello! I am a twenty year old college junior who has a passion for the written word! In the world that exists outside of the internet, I am an introverted girl who is studying to become an accountant... Exciting right? Yeah, I don't think so either. Accounting isn't the most exciting thing in the world but for a math nerd like me, it can be nice how all the numbers go together. And yes, I am one of those people who laugh at stupid math jokes that your Stats and Calculus professors tell you when they think they're being hilarious... I can't help it, they're funny jokes.

I have been a member of this website for quite some time now, as you can tell by the majority of my favorites, if you decide to look, I am a Twilight fan. In the real world I try to avoid the topic with most of the humans I interact with; I like to avoid the looks of disappointment and bewilderment most of them seem to give me when I try to defend anything that has to do with Twilight. Although I try to evade the topic, I don't hide the fact that I'm a Twilight fan. I have my keychain, bookmarks, and I proudly display my copy of the books on my shelf.

Umm, I the stories I've written below were written when I was in high school, so please forgive the plots, grammar, and spelling. I am currently going through them, deciding which stories shall be taken down and which ones just need to heavy duty polishing.

Happy reading!

My mind works like lightning...one flash and then it's gone.

BRING IT ON...and lead me not into tempation... especially book stores.

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which makes weird good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy & paste this onto your profile.

Top 10 Reasons to Read
1. Learn how to pickpocket someone
(Alex Rider: Eagle Strike by Anthony Horowitz)
2. Learn how to tell if someone is lying
(Comes a Horseman, by )
3. Learn how to forge a signature
(Trixie Belden: The Gatehouse Mystery, by Julie Campbell)
4. Learn how to take care of: an annoying talking dog; a six-year-old that can read/control peoples’ minds, breathe under water, and talk to fish; a boy with digestive problems that can imitate any sound; an eleven-year-old that talks non-stop; a fourteen year-old boy that is blind, a total pyro, and builds bombs; and a guy only three months younger than you that is totally phlegmatic and very hot. All of which have wings
(Maximum Ride, by James Patterson)
5. Learn how to stop a couple of purse thieves on a motorcycle with a bucket and a bunch of birdseed, and even more pigeons
(Alex Rider: Scorpia by Anthony Horowitz)
6. Learn how to kill a vampire
(Dracula by Bram Stoker)
7. Learn a different language that doesn’t really exist
(Lord of the Rings by J.R.R Tolkien)
8. Learn how to make your alter-self
(The Strange Case of Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde by Robert Louis Stevenson)
9. Learn how to escape from a burning building by tightrope walking
(Alex Rider: Ark Angel by Anthony Horowitz)
10. Learn how to fight off a band of bloodthirsty pirates
(Treasure Island by Robert Louis Stevenson)

When you get caught looking at him, just remember, he was looking back.