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Hi,

We're two girls sharing one profile 'cause one of us is probably schizofrenic. We like eating chocolate and to watch movies with hot vampire guys. Especially those with sixpacks. We're from the Netherlands, but calm down we don't smoke weed, well not yet. We're both in high school and we're both total nerds, if there is a Latin phrase in a story it will be correct and all that, because we actually take Latin classes.

We decided to write fanfiction, because, well, why the hell not? We both like reading a lot, so why not make up some fucked up stories about our favourite characters together. We both go to the same school and our personalities totally match. However we look the complete opposite of each other.

So, same fucked up brain, different looks. That's also one of the reasons we decided to share one profile, beside the schizofrenic part.

Some of the bookseries we like are: Vampire Academy, Mortal Instruments, The Hunger Games, Twilight, Harry Potter, Divergent series, True Blood (the HBO-serie is awsome by the way, you should definetly watch it) etc...

So yeah.. That was about it..

Greetings Us

"Heaven doesn't want me, and Hell's afraid I'll take over."

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile

“Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened.”
― Dr. Seuss

“When other little girls wanted to be ballet dancers, I kind of wanted to be a vampire.”
― Angelina Jolie

“Go to heaven for the climate and hell for the company.”
― Mark Twain

“If Christ were here there is one thing he would not be—a Christian.”
― Mark TwainNotebook

“Mom. I have something to tell you. I’m undead. Now, I know you may have some preconceived notions about the undead. I know you may not be comfortable with the idea of me being undead. But I’m here to tell you that undead are just like you and me … well, okay. Possibly more like me than you.”
― Cassandra Clare, City of Ashes

“You know that old saying. Once you go dead, no one's better in bed.”
― Jeaniene FrostOne Foot in the Grave

“He’s not feeling well,” Clary said, catching at Simon’s wrist. “We’re going.”
“No,” Simon said. “No, I — I need to talk to him. To the Inquisitor."
Robert reached into his jacket and drew out a crucifix. Clary stared in shock as he held it up between himself and Simon. “I speak to the Night’s Children Council representative, or to the head of the New York clan,” he said. “Not to any vampire who comes to knock at my door —“
Simon reached out and plucked the cross out of Robert’s hand. “Wrong religion,” he said.”
― Cassandra ClareCity of Heavenly Fire

“There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate.”
― Linda Grayson

"A room without books is like a body without a soul."

- Cicero

My heels are bigger than your d*ck