Bella's an intellectual free spirit and Edward is a reserved, slightly geeky med student. They have a brief, but intense encounter on Spring Break in Miami. Can they find true love through emails? There will be lemons and laughs. Look who's writing this!

He may be dating my stepsister, but it doesn't stop me from wishing he were mine.

Bella's night doesn't go as planned when she forgets an address and stumbles upon an injured stranger instead. AH

REMOVED. Thank you for your readership. Kept a few chapters up to explain why & share outtakes alter. Obsessed but unnoticed for over a year, she puts a plan in motion to catch the eye of the corner-office. That's her plan. Fate has another plan entirely

Twenty-five smokin' hot men and one Bella… what could possibly go wrong? Oh… with the potatoes at the keyboard, anything and everything! We're back it again! Drabble. Daily(ish) posts. M for shenanigans.

OC has liked Steve from afar and, when an opportunity finally arrives, her efforts to be what she thinks he wants have consequences.

The "tip of the spear" - in the military, they are the front line; the initial attack that draws first blood. As a CACO in the United States Marine Corps, Capt. Masen delivers that leading blow, too. He's often faced with handling the collateral damage this life can bring. He's accepted that love & commitment aren't for him…until she opens the door.

He pissed me off and then he turned me on. Spectacularly.

She's intelligent, classy, powerful, and easy on the eyes to boot. He's ... well, he's qualified for something, all right. And apparently he was on Ellen last week! What happens when the two face off for most prestigious position in the world? Anything can happen in a heated campaign, and knowing us, IT WILL! **3HP Crackfic Drabbles are BACK!**

Their story plays in her mind like a kaleidoscope of bittersweet moments in time. Years later, when Bella finally finds the courage to go after what she's always wanted, will it be too late?

Got 'Best Angst' mention in 'Slash Backslash' contest! 'The way he looks at me makes me feel...uncomfortable.' Jasper's girlfriend's brother, Edward, keeps staring at him. Why? Who knows. Seems like even Edward is confused...SLASH, AH, very OOC.

My CPS contest entry. Mechanic Edward 'Masen' Cullen is a serious businessman. He's a man of few words, yet there's no discrepancy when he gives orders. So when Bella 'Beans' Swan struts into his life, along with her tasty tacos and broken taco truck, will the snarky, foul-mouthed babe give him a run for his money, or will he be able to maintain his need for control?

Bella awakens and discovers her friend's no longer there. Deeply concerned over his well being, she sets out to find him. (Told in hundred word drabbles. Every three chapters alternate between Bella's and Edward's POVs. (Inspired by New Moon and social media.)

Mood swings. Misunderstandings. Mixed signals. Neither Emmett nor Edward can decide which of these they would prefer to leave out of their daily lives, but a stubborn best friend and a bit too much cider might just wipe them out in seconds. Edward/Emmett slash story. Written for bornonhalloween's birthday.

"Eleven dimensions. Infinite parallel realities. And in all of them, I love her." Muppets, math, and physicists falling in love. Fluff and eventual lemons. ExB, AH.

Sometimes the bad things that happen in our lives put us directly in the path of the best things that will ever happen to us. ExB AH

She only remembers a silent kid, he doesn't remember her at all. When they meet again years later, they feel a connection that isn't of this world - - - ExB; AH; Rated M. Autism; age gap; unconditional love.

Cause she is fire. The hottest, deadliest kind of fire.

I met Edward Cullen on my first day at my new high school. From that moment on we were practically joined at the hip. We dated for the rest of Junior year and all of Senior. Though we didn't take that ultimate step in our relationship, we were very much in love… or so I thought.

A choice between entering a sex shop or a 7-Eleven sends shy and quiet Edward Cullen's world into complete disarray and earns him the nick name 'Slim Jim'. How will his life ever be the same after he meets his Lotto Girl? Hilarity and ridiculousness all rolled into one sweet love story. Rated M for...you know.

She thrives on the spotlight; he depends on the darkness. Theirs is a tale of an implausible friendship crashing, burning and rising again. Contribution to the seven deadly sins SALIGIA compilation from The Sinners posted on Fat Tuesday 2014. Originally a one-shot; now a multi-chapter story.

I needed to figure out who Edward Cullen was before he figured out me.

He told me once that he preferred brunettes, but his fingers were always playing with long, blonde strands. He could never make up his mind... until he did. And now that I'm back I don't think he deserves a second chance.

Sports journalist Bella Swan has been assigned to cover the FIFA World Cup, but when her favorite photographer gets in an accident, she is forced to go with her arrogant rival and secret crush, Edward Cullen. Bella tries to fight the attraction, but a quick trip to the rainforest turns into a life-changing experience when everything starts to tremble.

Raising four little girls alone is hard. Dating is even harder. A tale of sacrifice and true love. Based on a true story.

Risk-taking, thrill-seeking, foul-mouthed, skateboarding girl, badass Bella has difficulty keeping her impulsive, trouble-making nature under control. Figure-skating, perfectionistic, straight-laced, well-mannered, A-student, Edward just wants to focus on his Olympic goals. What happens when these two polar opposites collide?

It's that stage in candy making when the temperature is a rolling, churning, boiling cauldron of over three hundred degrees. When cold, it's as brittle as glass. When cooled it breaks, making the unmistakable sound of a rock hurling through a windshield or someone succumbing to thin ice. At least that's the childhood memory it reminded me of—before I died.

Opposites attract or so they say. Our boss is incredibly attracted to his new employee, but he'd also like to wring his neck. How does this early bird catch his worm? Sequel to Insomnia. Each chapter is a 1000 word short. AU/AH Edward/Jasper

Isabella Swan, investigative journalist for Faces magazine doesn't do interviews. Edward Cullen, actor voted Most Interesting Celebrity and Most Sexy Male Face, hates them. So much in fact he's been known to walk out if he doesn't like how the interview is going. So what happens when Isabella is given Edward Cullen as a new interview assignment?

What happens when forty people decide to write an epic birthday story for their favorite pumpkin? This one-of-a-kind, drabblish, one-shot. Would Edward really go so low as to use his one-year-old niece to score a date with the beautiful brunette he met at the grocery store? Why yes, yes he would!

He's a young but jaded musician writing lyrics for his band, and she's a naive, frustrated poet looking to break out of her shell; their words collide online. What happens when they meet in high school, unaware of their literary connection?

Bella moves to the other side of the world, leaving everything she's ever known behind, including a broken heart. Edward, star player of one of New Zealand's best Super15 rugby teams is so smitten over his new Pilates trainer, he can't stop himself from going after her. Will they find a way to make it work on and off the field?

Space, the final frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Twinterprise. Its five year mission: to explore strange new worlds, assist civilizations in their quest for peace, and to boldly crackfic where no fic has gone before. The Hot Potatoes are at it again. Rated M for eventual naughtiness and crackmania.

22 year-old Bella Swan works for Edward Cullen, the 39 year-old VP at Providence Medical Center in Portland. After years of fighting the attraction, a tryst in the break room leads to a complicated relationship. Trying not to get caught by the prying eyes of their entire workplace, they're forced to hide their relationship and deal with his ex-wife and his 16 year-old daughter.

When Edward pays for a night of harmless fun, he didn't expect to get the purchase of a lifetime. Will his nights in Seattle change his whole life in Chicago? Full length story for the second place winner in the Slash/Backslash Contest. Rated M, J/E

One stumble on the ancient cobblestones of Edinburgh will change Bella's life forever. A drabble prompted by some amazing women...and it all started with the love of a man in a kilt. AH/AU

Tired of fielding calls about make believe vampires and garbage men who come too early, CPD Detective, Edward Cullen, can't believe his luck when he lands a life-changing case. The only problem ... He can't stand his partner. Some lines should never be crossed.

What girl could resist a good-looking guy with his own custom-drilled bowling ball? A crackfic, hot potato E/B first date rated M just in case they decide to do naughty things.

When Bella Swan flees to London to escape her painful and humiliating past her new life is knocked off its axis by her charismatic and ambitious boss, Edward Cullen. Can Ed unravel Bella's secrets and get what he wants without revealing his own demons...and his heart? AH. Britishward.

The past she's struggling to remember is the time he'd rather forget. Can they move beyond the scars and forge a new beginning together? Or have they missed their Last Call? AH, Rated M for things adults say and do.

Pilates is difficult. Loving someone you can't have is worse. What happens on the mat, stays on the mat. A birthday gift for the one, the only, Shell Shock. Rated M for...you know.

It was wrong, but I couldn't help it. The taste of her skin, the smell of her hair. I couldn't stop myself. Carlisle/Alice. 100 word chapter drabble. Should have been once a day updates, but I'm a sucker.

Collab relay-fic by DiamondHeart78 and primarycolors. Bella sees him every day but has a hard time gathering up the nerve to make a move. Every delivery is a special delivery. UPSward/Gamerward! E/B AH Rated M for Bella checkin' out Edward's package.

Every morning she runs past my window. A love story told forward and backward. Rated M for...you know. Re-posting with a twist. Edward/Bella

Men and women are worlds apart, no doubt about that. But when Mars and Venus collide, there will definitely be an explosion of celestial proportions. Bella is waiting for Mr. Right. Little does she knoew, he's sitting in the row behind her. But he's only thinking about one thing- and it's not about finding Mrs. Right. Both POV's post here. TUMBLR has VISUALS. *Dribble chapters*

O/S for Halloween - I've known her all my life. She has a weakness for S'mores, chocolate frogs and caramel corn. I have a weakness for her because to me, she is sweeter than candy. Birthday gift for bornonhalloween because she's awesome. Rated M.

Edward has an odd obsession... When he meets Bella at a Halloween party, will it work in his favor or will she run away screaming? A birthday o/s for my favorite pumpkin!

After an awkward encounter, Jasper realizes he doesn't know his best friend like he thought he did. AH/OOC/SLASH

Bell Swan is a hard ass roller derby chick. Edward Cullen is a shy and totally awkward Medical Examiner. What will happen when he needs to take care of her when no one else will? A bit of angst... a bit of drama but a TON of funny. Rated M for...you know.

Edward Cullen can't find something that's very important to him...his wang. But that's what happens when you are 363 pounds. Bella Swan is his only chance to live a real life and find what's missing and so much more. No angst, a tiny bit of drama. Rated M

***HIATUS***I organize Events for a living; Weddings are a different kind of hell. Try planning a wedding when the brother of the bride is an infuriating, arrogant, breathtaking man, constantly at odds with your opinion…evil in Armani. God help me, I wanted more…RATED M

Her hair is blonde, but it shouldn't be. The beard on my face is all wrong. She's used to the best of the best, not living in a shack on the Bayou. They have us hidden away for our safety. They didn't care about our sanity. Drabble-ish. Bella/Edward pairing.

Sex between friends complicates everything. Bella knows this. But she has no idea how much more Edward is going to complicate things.

Bella is a witness in peril. Emmett Cullen is the deputy assigned to protect her. When the witness protection program isn't safe, Emmett asks Bella to pose as his brother Edward's fiancée until the trial. AU, AH, ExB.

The Devil has released his son, the Anti-Christ on the world. God has asked his only child to save the people of the Earth. Too bad neither of them wanted the job. Jesus is a chick? Rated M for sexy times and a complete disregard of Christian beliefs.

A modern day story of a Romeo and his Juliet. A tale of love and woe told in 100 word drabbles daily. Will this love affair end in tragedy too? Edward and Bella. AH.

College junior Edward readily accepts a sure offer from his parents. He gets a job...they pay for grad school. Enter a Scottish style pizza shoppe, our favorite cast of rascally characters, and laughs are sure to follow. Drabble fic AU/AH

Jasper loves his life as a candyman - making sugary confections that make other people smile. What happens when someone crosses his path that finally makes him wonder if he could enjoy some candy of his own?

They are not hours gained, they are hours lost. Insomnia! AU/AH, Slash. *100 x 100 word drabbles*

While hunting one afternoon, the boys stumble upon what appears to be a corpse. When they learn it's a severely broken vampire, they take him home to do what they can to help. But of course, fate has plans for this man. Canon Couples. AU.

One long drive, two lonely hearts and one little boy. What happens when the words are perfect and the time is right, but the places are all wrong? AH

My mind is trapped in circles, my loneliness pressing in. Unable to speak, I reach for her spark. In her eyes, I find my partner. In her command, I find my freedom. Together, we open our lives to something more. AU/AH, D/s, male sub.

Conversations over coffee. Sometimes when you meet "the one," falling is easy – as simple as talking. Effortless. You just have to find the words. AH

A series of slash outtakes from Safe and Sound-they are only possible moments from the story, and do not, in any way, affect the storyline, or outcome, of Safe and Sound. Jasper/Edward Rated M for language/sexual situations

Edward is a married novelist of some renown. An unexpected reunion in a bookstore reawakens old feelings in him never fully buried of lost love, desire, aching regret and tentative hope. But does the object of his feelings still feel the same? All-Human

The wild son of a famous televangelist, Jasper likes to love ‘em and leave ‘em. Will he meet his match in Bella, who’s in love with his sister’s boyfriend Edward? And what happens when Edward finally notices her? AH, B/E

Scarred by events in her past, Bella relies heavily on her best friend and roommate, Jasper. When Jasper falls in love with a girl named Alice, Bella is excited for him but can’t help but wonder – where will she fit in? Canon pairings, AH/AU, OOC

Bella's summer internship turns interesting when Charlie arranges for Edward to drive her to and from the courthouse. As they talk and get to know each other, the sexual attraction Bella feels from the beginning evolves into something more.

Edward is an exotic male dancer. Bella is a college student studying psychology and needs a subject to do her thesis on. Bella pays Edward to belong to her for 2 weeks so she can study him. Things soon get very interesting between them.