ThreeHotPotatoeshide bio
 Author has written 8 stories for Twilight, and Once Upon a Time. Three of us got together one night and decided to play a game--Hot Potato. Ever play? You stand close together and pass an object around in a circle, and you can't hold on to it too long or you will get BURNED! We decided on a few rules to start us off: - The first person posts a 100-word chapter, and the next person has 24 hours to continue the story, etc. - We're not allowed to discuss this story at all, beyond the agreed parameters in the story summary. - There will be lemons. - This will be a crackfic. WE'D LOVE YOUR FEEDBACK, give us our next story prompt, jump in for a GUEST POTATO spot! Since you've already figured out who we are, here's the answer key for easy reference: Momma Russett = Kitkat681 Hot Tot = shellshock81 I da Ho = bornonhalloween Thank you all for your wonderful support and good humor! xxx 3HP |
Slim Jim and the Lotto Girl by kitkat681 reviews
A choice between entering a sex shop or a 7-Eleven sends shy and quiet Edward Cullen's world into complete disarray and earns him the nick name 'Slim Jim'. How will his life ever be the same after he meets his Lotto Girl? Hilarity and ridiculousness all rolled into one sweet love story. Rated M for...you know.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,927 - Reviews: 676 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 619 - Updated: 5/12/2015 - Published: 8/3/2013 - Bella, Edward
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The Bachelorette reviews
Twenty-five smokin' hot men and one Bella… what could possibly go wrong? Oh… with the potatoes at the keyboard, anything and everything! We're back it again! Drabble. Daily(ish) posts. M for shenanigans.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 123 - Words: 22,340 - Reviews: 1975 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 244 - Updated: 9/13/2019 - Published: 2/11/2018 - Complete
Rightfully Qualified reviews
She's intelligent, classy, powerful, and easy on the eyes to boot. He's ... well, he's qualified for something, all right. And apparently he was on Ellen last week! What happens when the two face off for most prestigious position in the world? Anything can happen in a heated campaign, and knowing us, IT WILL! **3HP Crackfic Drabbles are BACK!**
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 5,267 - Reviews: 773 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 12/6/2016 - Published: 9/29/2016 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Royal Pain reviews
Placing a curse on the unworthy object of her son's affection, the Queen of the realm banishes the maiden from the Kingdom. Only the Prince (with the help of his able-bodied squire) can break the curse, but will Edward be able to woo his beloved now that she hates his guts? An E/B twisted fairy tale of a cursed romance told in hot potato format.
Crossover - Twilight & Once Upon a Time - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,773 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/1/2015 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Supercliche: Manhood of Steel reviews
Can a superhero with his head in the clouds put his heart on hold, or will the good citizens of Forks pay the ultimate price? That's all we have, people-well, that and a pledge to include some really hideous cliches along the way. Up, up, and away!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 69 - Words: 12,245 - Reviews: 930 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 9/23/2013 - Published: 8/3/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Twi Trek reviews
Space, the final frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Twinterprise. Its five year mission: to explore strange new worlds, assist civilizations in their quest for peace, and to boldly crackfic where no fic has gone before. The Hot Potatoes are at it again. Rated M for eventual naughtiness and crackmania.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 86 - Words: 15,639 - Reviews: 1275 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 7/7/2013 - Published: 6/3/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Homicidal reviews
Tired of fielding calls about make believe vampires and garbage men who come too early, CPD Detective, Edward Cullen, can't believe his luck when he lands a life-changing case. The only problem ... He can't stand his partner. Some lines should never be crossed.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Angst - Chapters: 95 - Words: 16,578 - Reviews: 1467 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 3/17/2013 - Published: 2/24/2013 - Bella, Edward - Complete
UP MY ALLEY reviews
What girl could resist a good-looking guy with his own custom-drilled bowling ball? A crackfic, hot potato E/B first date rated M just in case they decide to do naughty things.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 67 - Words: 10,911 - Reviews: 890 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 3/4/2013 - Published: 1/24/2013 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Rob's My Last Yummy Birthday Tot reviews
Bella hates celebrating her birthday-and who could blame her? But her first vampire birthday MUST be celebrated, right? RIGHT? Hmm, maybe not. A birthday hot potato drabble collab for Robsmyyummy Cabanaboy. Oh...we know, Yum. We shouldn't have. (But we did!) Happy Birthday! Rated M for Madness. E/B, HEA ensured.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 2,570 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 26 - Published: 2/20/2013 - Edward, Bella - Complete
