LaViePastichehide bio
 Author has written 11 stories for Twilight, and Godfather. To all of you who still read and review... THANK YOU. I don't log in here much anymore, but I do get the reviews and read and appreciate every one of them. Glad people are still enjoying my stuff and telling their friends. Update: Apparently HB CEO of Seksy Flies the Friendly Skies was removed by FF for having a title/summary that is not G rated. Whoops! Before anyone emails requesting it, I don't have a copy of this story, so unfortunately, it's gone... |
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My Intoxication by K'Sheek Morgaine reviews
AU/AH: "I am cold. I am calculating. This is how I survive. No attachments." Jasper finds friendship in newcomer Bella Swan, stirring up a relationship that strains loyalties and blurs the lines between love and addiction. Jasper POV.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 62 - Words: 171,292 - Reviews: 690 - Favs: 359 - Follows: 364 - Updated: 3/19/2015 - Published: 3/28/2009 - Bella, Jasper
Tropic of Virgo by In.a.blue.bathrobe reviews
He's a young but jaded musician writing lyrics for his band, and she's a naive, frustrated poet looking to break out of her shell; their words collide online. What happens when they meet in high school, unaware of their literary connection?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 37 - Words: 150,577 - Reviews: 20546 - Favs: 14,113 - Follows: 5,729 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Complete
Into Strangers by mopstyle reviews
Set over the course of five years of an eighteen year friendship, we visit seemingly random, but very specific, times in the ever shifting relationship Bella and Jasper have cultivated through years misunderstanding, manipulation, and obsession.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 34,843 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 1/30/2011 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Underexposed by daisy3853 reviews
When Jasper walks into her photography classroom, Bella knows nothing of his broken past. All she knows is what she feels: an immediate connection to a beautiful stranger. Rated M for language and violent themes. AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 173,248 - Reviews: 1360 - Favs: 1,083 - Follows: 590 - Updated: 12/11/2010 - Published: 9/15/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
The Long Way Home by TheHeartOfLife reviews
There was a girl. She loved a boy. And then she lost it all. Will her journey back to the place where it all began and ended light the path for forgiveness, or will it swallow her whole? A story about friendship, love and the true meaning of coming home.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 1,447 - Reviews: 1284 - Favs: 648 - Follows: 381 - Updated: 10/25/2010 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Complete
I Wanna Eff You Like a Masochistic Lion by Feisty Y. Beden reviews
I Wanna Eff You Like a Masochistic Lion B/c of Your Pools of Brown Diarrhea Eyes: The Worst Story Ever Told. Collab btwn Philadelphic, Feisty Y. Beden, & NelsonsMandela. M for mmmwrong. Welcome to the Sequel, Chilly's Song.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 24,947 - Reviews: 522 - Favs: 546 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 7/6/2010 - Published: 12/30/2009
Forgiven by socact reviews
On their last day of college, tragedy strikes four friends. Will Bella find the strength to forgive? For the Love of Jasper Contest entry. Won 1st place in Judges contest. AH, Rated M for mature themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 57,174 - Reviews: 717 - Favs: 520 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 5/20/2010 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Accidental Drabbles by ElleCC reviews
Unofficial drabbles written based on prompts for the second and third rounds of The Twilight Twenty-Five challenge on LJ. Characters, genres, universes, and ratings will vary. Drabbles do not count for the challenge.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 992 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 5/1/2010 - Published: 1/2/2010
Embers: Spicy Sides from Fire in the Vein by ElleCC reviews
Side notes and chapters to accompany “A Murmur of Fire in the Vein.” Backstories, alternate POVs, etc. Contains the Sept '09 Support Stacie Auction outtake "Jasper Seizes the Moment," and the March '10 EmRo FFFA.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,363 - Reviews: 291 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 3/13/2010 - Published: 6/18/2009
The First Breath by ElleCC reviews
When grief and uncertainty threaten to drown you, how do you catch your breath? For Support Stacie Auction winner JAustenlover. Collab with LaViePastiche. AH, Bella/Jasper.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 100,203 - Reviews: 1120 - Favs: 744 - Follows: 309 - Updated: 2/25/2010 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
The Twilight TwentyFive: Drabbles by Legna989 reviews
A collection of drabbles for The Twilight Twenty-Five challenge on LiveJournal. Various POVs, pairings, rating and universes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 438 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 1/24/2010 - Published: 1/3/2010
The Twilight 25: Round One by ElleCC reviews
A collection of drabbles and one-shots written for The Twilight Twenty-Five challenge on LJ: September - November 2009. Characters, genres, universes, and ratings will vary. Likely to be Jasper-heavy. Includes a handful of FitV Universe pieces.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 27,083 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 12/1/2009 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Complete
Fighter by Chicklette reviews
Jasper Whitlock Hale has spent his life fighting. Fighting a war, fighting with Maria, fighting for Alice, fighting who he is. How do you stop fighting when it's all you know? Darksper, M for sex, violence. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,334 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Jasper - Complete
What We've Got by ElleCC reviews
I Love 80s Music Contest entry. Will having each other be enough for Bella and Jasper when they face tough times and broken dreams? Collab with LaViePastiche. AH, Bella/Jasper, one-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,619 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 27 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
A Murmur of Fire in the Vein by ElleCC reviews
One stormy Seattle night, the last person Bella expects to see appears without warning at her door. How will history—hers and his—impact their unexpected and growing friendship? AH, Bella/Jasper. Winner 2010 Bellie Award for "Edward Who?" category.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 104,482 - Reviews: 3511 - Favs: 3,441 - Follows: 1,126 - Updated: 10/31/2009 - Published: 5/25/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Wings by In.a.blue.bathrobe reviews
For Elle.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,183 - Reviews: 509 - Favs: 609 - Follows: 113 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Complete
The Corner of Your Heart by TheHeartOfLife reviews
An entry for the Indies First Time Writer Challenge. Rosalie and Edward have been friends since childhood, but he has a new girl in his life and Rosalie’s feelings for him have changed. A story about the shifting tides of friendship. AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,971 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 25 - Published: 10/20/2009 - Rosalie, Edward - Complete
The Book of Peter by ElleCC reviews
SoaPM-AU Outtake. When Jasper thinks things can't get any worse, with his family or his failed relationship with Bella, he finds comfort in an unexpected place. AU Outtake for LaViePastiche's "Son of a Preacher Man." AH, Jasper/Peter, slash, one-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,036 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 27 - Published: 10/10/2009 - Jasper, Peter - Complete
Perfect In Weakness by Elizabeth116 reviews
As Bella struggles with life and self comprehension after thirty years of being a vampire, Jasper is there to understand her and help her cope, but something develops that neither of them expected.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 38,756 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 336 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 9/29/2009 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Promises by einfach mich reviews
Jasper is heartbroken, when his friend, Peter begins to act strange. Will the secret that Peter's hiding destroy their friendship or could it mean a new future that they never imagine was possible? AU Entry for the "For the love of Jasper contest."
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,716 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 18 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Jasper, Peter - Complete
Unbroken by Chicklette reviews
Bella's been hiding from her past for the last 4 years. Can helping the handsome, blond cowboy face his own pain ease hers? AH/OOC – “For the Love of Jasper” contest entry.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,975 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 273 - Follows: 56 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
Camels and Cloves by Chicklette reviews
It's not what they say, it's what they whisper: New girl Isabella Swan has heard nothing good about Jasper Whitlock. So why can't she stay away from him? Are the rumors true? AH/OOC M- drink/drugs/sex. "For the Love of Jasper" Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,097 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 566 - Follows: 80 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Unspoken by staceygirl aka jackbauer reviews
Words left unspoken for ten years leave Jasper and Bella to imagine how their lives might have been different if they'd confessed their feelings sooner. A/H Entry For the Love of Jasper Contest.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,734 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 43 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Jasper, Bella
First Assignment by Legna989 reviews
Bella finds more to enjoy than just the scenery while on her first job with a travel magazine. AH. Example Entry for the For the Love of Jasper Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,280 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 29 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Afterlife by thatisastory reviews
Becoming a vampire was supposed to mean a new beginning for Bella. Instead tragedy is visited upon the Cullens, and Bella is neither alive, nor dead, left to keep a promise she wishes she'd never made. This is her Afterlife.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 81,430 - Reviews: 1171 - Favs: 1,539 - Follows: 684 - Updated: 8/24/2009 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
An All Consuming Fire by ElleCC reviews
When Maria invites Jasper to a weekend music festival, neither is aware that she will ultimately lead to his undoing. Set in the "Fire in the Vein" universe. AH, Jasper/Maria, one-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,849 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Jasper, Maria - Complete
On Blueprints by ElleCC reviews
Bella's bad day at work takes a turn toward the sexy thanks to Jasper's kitchen shenanigans. AH, Bella/Jasper, one-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,278 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 44 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Someone Else’s Memoirs by a certain slant of light reviews
Their skin is sun-starved marble, streaked beneath the surface with pinstripes of raw red — carved by loss, honed by grief. But every vampire, new or old, heals eventually. ჯ JasperBella. post-eclipse AU.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 23,741 - Reviews: 315 - Favs: 789 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 6/27/2008 - Published: 6/14/2008 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
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Goddamn Guineas Make Me Laugh reviews
Moe Greene/Sonny Corleone drabble. Slash but not OOC. Sonny makes Moe an offer he can't refuse. Rated M because there's no option for 'N for NO ONE SHOULD READ THIS'
Godfather - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 138 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Complete
The Twilight Four reviews
When it comes to rising to a challenge, I never cease to amaze myself. Inside, find four thought-provoking drabbles that took only three months to complete. You know what they say: FOUR OUT OF TWENTY-FIVE AIN'T BAD.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 791 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 3/29/2010 - Published: 1/15/2010
Son of a Preacher Man reviews
The wild son of a famous televangelist, Jasper likes to love ‘em and leave ‘em. Will he meet his match in Bella, who’s in love with his sister’s boyfriend Edward? And what happens when Edward finally notices her? AH, B/E
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 189,838 - Reviews: 8254 - Favs: 4,915 - Follows: 3,039 - Updated: 3/8/2010 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Complete
The Stickup, So to Speak reviews
Two strangers, two six-packs, two men with guns. How messed up is fate's sense of humor? For MsKathy's Haiti Relief Compilation. Collab with ElleCC. AH, Bella/Jasper, one-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,113 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 41 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Bella, Jasper
The First Breath reviews
When grief and uncertainty threaten to drown you, how do you catch your breath? For Support Stacie Auction winner JAustenlover. Collab with ElleCC. AH. Bella/Jasper.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 19 - Words: 100,161 - Reviews: 1032 - Favs: 560 - Follows: 295 - Updated: 2/25/2010 - Published: 1/3/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Son of a Preacher Man: The New Testament reviews
This is a place to house my FFFA out-take, mostly. I don’t know if there will be other SoaPM out-takes, but if there are, they will be found here! AH Edward/Bella/Jasper. M for very mature content.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,780 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 112 - Published: 1/15/2010
What We've Got reviews
I Love 80s Music Contest entry. Will having each other be enough for Bella and Jasper when they face tough times and broken dreams? Collab with ElleCC. AH. Bella/Jasper. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,684 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 21 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Bella, Jasper
Pine Lake reviews
Summer of ’76, American Bicentennial. Bella Swan finds herself intrigued by a handsome landscaper with a curious reputation. The bad guys don’t always wear black. Example entry for "For the Love of Jasper" Contest. J/B, AH One Shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,871 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 78 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Jasper, Bella - Complete
To Get Back Home reviews
After a difficult breakup leaves Bella a shell of herself, her best friend helps her find her way back. One-shot. My entry for the Love Through Lemons contest. AU/AH Rated M for...lemon, duh.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,144 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 94 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Jasper, Bella
Nobody Sleeps When I'm Awake reviews
Oh Jasper, you dirty little bastard". I would call this my smut de resistance. An outtake of my story Three If By Fire...but really, it's just smut. BellaxJasper. Really smutty. I'm not kidding here.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,628 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 96 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Bella, Jasper
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