ThePsychoVamphide bio
 Author has written 12 stories for Twilight. Hey! I'm Carolina! If you have already read my stories and possibly rolled your eyes at their author's spectacular lateness time and again, then you might be sad to hear that Tainted Mirrors and Daddy'll Buy You a Mockingbird are now on indefinite hiatus. Or you might not care at all, which I honestly cannot condemn. That said, I think it doesn't hurt to tell you folks (if you're interested) that you can find me under "The Poet is a Faker" on FictionPress. I'm more likely to post some terribly incoherent texts there rather than an actual story, but, yeah. I took the liberty to pretentiously call it "prose poetry". If all of that seems pretty boring, though, you can just stay tuned for any new stories I might publish here, especially if you're into slash, because that's obviously my thing. Some things about me and my style of writing: Favorite characters: Edward Cullen, Sansa Stark and Queen Elsa (I'm a sucker for antiheroes and troubled, misunderstood souls, as you might have guessed. Oh, and redheads.) Favorite pairings: Edward and Jasper are my OTP, but I also like Jakeward (duh) and Carlisle/Edward. I'm also still waiting for Sansa and the Hound to realize they're genuinely good for each other Favorite genres: I ADORE hurt/comfort stories. And angst. Lots of it. I'm also really into gothic settings and plotlines. Favorite topics/motifs: I'm really into stark contrasts between characters, or anything that allows for a conflicting dynamic to exist. I also love to explore each character's inner workings and their influence on their lives and relationships. AND sex. Especially if there's an undercurrent of spirituality in there, because I'm weird. I often portray Edward as someone who struggles to be perfect and in doing so ends up undermining himself, so that's another recurrent topic in my stories. Basically, most things psychology-related tend to capture my interest. Ratings: I have a lot of difficulty reading stories that skim the surface of reality, so most of the things I write and read are M-rated. I'm legally an adult, so don't worry. Anyway, my lovelies, that's about it. Feel free to PM me if you have any questions. |
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Come Undone (A Twilight Fanfiction) by TheMetaBard reviews
Bella's future was set: she was going to become a vampire and then spend eternity with the love of her life, Edward Cullen. At least that's what she thought. But, when Edward is struck with a mysterious and fatal illness, everyone's future is thrown to the wind. And with a familiar threat looming on the horizon, it's up to Bella to keep her world from coming undone. (COMPLETE)
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 151,497 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 9/19/2018 - Published: 8/2/2018 - Bella, Edward, Jacob, Victoria
Solar Flare by Siavahda reviews
Written for the Twilight Big Bang on lj. A rewrite of New Moon and Eclipse; Jacob is the one to rescue Edward in Volterra...and Bella is the one to bring the newborns to Forks.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 702 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 526 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 11/23/2017 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Jacob, Edward - Complete
Legacy by AutumnDreamer reviews
Edward is used to living life as a solitary teenager until he moves to Washington & reluctantly makes friends. When everything seems to be going right, his world is torn apart by a long-kept secret that leaves him questioning everything he's ever known.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 335,653 - Reviews: 2995 - Favs: 1,591 - Follows: 1,544 - Updated: 12/16/2014 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Edward - Complete
Alteration Found by reallyhatebananas reviews
The extended time spent around the pack led to side effects that not even Alice could predict. And the deadly circumstances that led to Edward's change may be coming back to haunt them. Jacob/Edward slash, Eclipse AU.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 24,792 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 8/3/2014 - Published: 12/7/2013 - Edward, Jacob
The Nature of Belief by FrostInTheWarren reviews
Jack Frost just wants to be seen. A little hard, when you're a myth among myths, and not even your fellow spirits can see you. Then the Man in the Moon decides Jack's a Guardian. But how's that possible, when no one knows you exist? (Or: Jack's heart breaks a lot, Baby Tooth is a damn good friend, and Bunny eventually makes away like a bandit with Jack Frost.) Jackrabbit slow burn
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 27,262 - Reviews: 357 - Favs: 2,173 - Follows: 796 - Updated: 10/25/2013 - Published: 8/21/2013 - [Bunnymund, Jack Frost] - Complete
Into Shadows We Fall by Not Poignant reviews
(SEQUEL to From the Darkness We Rise). Defeated by the Unseelie Court, Jack resolves to change his fate and undo the losses he's experienced, by taking back what's been taken from him. Dealing with diminished powers, loss and trauma, Jack will face new darknesses and deal with old shadows. WARNING: Sexual assault.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 288,996 - Reviews: 642 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 266 - Updated: 9/6/2013 - Published: 4/19/2013 - Jack Frost, Pitch - Complete
Blizzard by TheTimelessCycle reviews
It is the role of a Guardian to protect the children of the world-their hopes, dreams, memories, and wonder-and also to protect one another from whatever enemies might arise. But when the greatest danger to your friends is yourself, that job gets a whole lot harder. *Cover Art Courtesy of TheLeapofFaith on Deviantart.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 28 - Words: 116,596 - Reviews: 1067 - Favs: 1,220 - Follows: 747 - Updated: 5/10/2013 - Published: 12/8/2012 - Bunnymund, Jack Frost, Jamie, Pitch - Complete
Demons Deep Inside Me by splash1998 reviews
Edward's memories of those ten years he spent away were hard to cope with. There was the wall that hid those horrible memories, that swayed backwards and forwards, but always stayed up right. But if and when that wall falls, Edward isn't Edward any more, and his demons would consume the broody Edward everyone knows.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,269 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/7/2013 - Published: 3/31/2013 - Edward
From the Darkness We Rise by Not Poignant reviews
22 years have passed since the defeat of Pitch. Jack lives alone, touch-starved, with only the company of a solitary Nightmare. He is set on a path that will lead him to unexpected relationships, draw the attention of the Guardians to new villains, and challenge Jack's notion of what it is to be good, evil, and what it means to live in the shadows. Eventual Blackice / Jack/Pitch.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 162,860 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 667 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 4/16/2013 - Published: 1/20/2013 - Jack Frost, Pitch - Complete
The Sweetest Addiction by Maddie Grey reviews
Dear Jacob there are a million things I want to tell you. I think I'm in love with you. I think you're messed up but so am I. And lastly I feel compelled to protect you from everything. Even yourself. Jake & Edward. AH. Slash.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 329,122 - Reviews: 1351 - Favs: 581 - Follows: 544 - Updated: 8/28/2012 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Edward, Jacob
The White Dress by avioleta reviews
"When he wears the white dress, Carlisle knows he will have to touch him." E/C. Vampslash. Crossdressing. Written for the Twilight Kink Fest. Please see a/n for original prompt.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,350 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 168 - Follows: 33 - Published: 11/19/2011 - Carlisle, Edward - Complete
Whenever You Call by Blueking141 reviews
Bella was always curious of the green-eyed man and outcast in the corner table of the coffee shop. When they finally meet, she is amazed by him, but she doesn't know what she got herself into. Will the dark side of Edward cause Bella to give up on him?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 54 - Words: 471,216 - Reviews: 2795 - Favs: 1,898 - Follows: 982 - Updated: 8/20/2011 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Compendium of Thoughts by ItIsRaining reviews
After Edward is struck with a serious illness, Bella offers to give him a ride to school every day. His musings on life are priceless and unique. Based in its entirety on a true story.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,645 - Reviews: 1404 - Favs: 1,537 - Follows: 579 - Updated: 8/18/2011 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Loner by Nilla79 reviews
All Human. Edward Cullen was a loner, an outcast. He clearly hated everybody, including himself. He was not a nice person. So, why was I so drawn to him? And why did I get the crazy feeling he felt the same way?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 115 - Words: 379,793 - Reviews: 10657 - Favs: 5,241 - Follows: 2,971 - Updated: 7/6/2011 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
With Absolute Inevitability by reallyhatebananas reviews
On the outside he's perfect. But on the inside? He's a mess, with the jealousy and the anger and above it all, overshadowing it, is the constant babble of the millions upon millions of voices that never shut up. Edward Cullen is going insane.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,809 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Edward - Complete
Raw and Rosy by tuesdaymidnight reviews
Jasper Hale hates his high school rival Edward Cullen with a passion. What happens when Jasper discovers Edward's little secret? Spank!Fic. AH/AU/OOC. Rated M. Contains mature content.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 91,100 - Reviews: 3575 - Favs: 2,565 - Follows: 1,452 - Updated: 10/23/2010 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Science is an Art Form by intheclosetcontest reviews
An awkward scientist and a wild artist. It's said that opposites attract, but Edward has some trouble proving his theory. A woebegone account of wooing gone amiss. AH – AwkWard - Warning: Gratuitous use of suspenders.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,249 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 302 - Follows: 59 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Tracking Redemption by shoefreak37 reviews
When Edward flees to Volterra after learning of Bella's death, he is coerced into remaining as a member of the Volturi Guard. Redemption can be found even when it is not being sought after. Slash/New Moon AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 99,053 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 330 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 4/18/2010 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Edward, Demetri - Complete
It's Just a Flesh Wound by Zigster reviews
The need for a band-aid can cause a crush. Edward cuts his finger, and a strange, overenthusiastic boy offers to help. Entry for the AwkWard contest. AH/AU Hookahs and spit-takes abound.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,455 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 27 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Copperhead by OfTheDamned reviews
Major Jasper Whitlock feels too young to be an officer in the War Between States, and can hardly stomach the killing. When he runs across a like-minded soldier hiding in the darkness, he finds the companionship he never found with his own men. Slash.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,115 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 22 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Jasper, Edward - Complete
Shades of Grey by Lady Bracknell reviews
Edward and Jasper have tried to be good for years. One night, they give up on the concept entirely. But how good will they be at being bad? Set pre-Twilight.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,955 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Company by Someone aka Me reviews
The mind reader and the empath. The passive observer and the subtle influencer. You'd be hard put to find two boys so different. Yet, maybe, these brothers are not so different as they thought. Complete.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 782 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Famous Last Words by Miz Turwaithiel reviews
“I heard you were going to Portland,” the werewolf says bluntly, leaning against the cycle. “I’m coming with you.” Bella's transformation goes wrong, and Edward and Jacob must work together to find her before the Volturi do. Edward/Jacob. Completed.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 37,552 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 10/25/2008 - Published: 7/29/2008 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
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Cryoseism reviews
Weeks after the battle with the newborns, Edward is found lying on the road, barely conscious, with no memories bearing down on his defenses. Without any sort of guilty attachment towards Jacob. Or any patience for him for that matter... A tale of a boy just shy of breaking under his own weight and another who just wants to understand him - and himself.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 53,007 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 3/29 - Published: 3/21/2015 - [Edward, Jacob]
Dialect reviews
Two months after the night when everything fell apart, Jasper finds a distressed Edward on his doorstep, looking for release—or, more precisely, for an unconventional way to heal. My entry for the TFN Tied Up in You Contest. Warning: BDSM themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,487 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/1/2018 - [Edward, Jasper] - Complete
His Cowboy Boots Against My Dr Martens reviews
There is no doubt that Professor Whitlock is a complete History nerd. Unfortunately for Edward, he's also insanely hot, which, according to Alice, means that karma is finally doing its job. Judge TiffaniW's Personal Vote and Editor's Choice on the Twi Revenge of the Nerds Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,133 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/3/2018 - [Edward, Jasper] - Complete
Translucent reviews
After finding a lost journal on a game night, Jasper Whitlock falls victim to the allure of its oddly relatable content, unaware of the painful truth that lies therein. Written for the TricksAndTreats 3 Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,021 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/1/2017 - [Edward, Jasper] - Complete
Beyond the Arch Bridge reviews
Alone in a foreign city, Edward watches from the sidelines as people party and laugh until a girl with a hammer pulls him out of his blues and helps him figure out how to live—and maybe how to love as well. Entry for the Meet the Mate Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,030 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/16/2016 - [Edward, Bella] Tanya - Complete
The Hose Party reviews
Mood swings. Misunderstandings. Mixed signals. Neither Emmett nor Edward can decide which of these they would prefer to leave out of their daily lives, but a stubborn best friend and a bit too much cider might just wipe them out in seconds. Edward/Emmett slash story. Written for bornonhalloween's birthday.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,742 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/9/2016 - Published: 10/31/2015 - [Edward, Emmett] - Complete
Daddy'll buy you a mockingbird reviews
Full sum. inside. Ephraim Black is alive and he's obsessed with Edward. After raping and hurting him, who better than his great-grandson to save our vampire now human boy? Mpreg,Rape, Violence, Drama, Laughs and romance Edward/Jacob story. ON INDEFINITE HIATUS.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 200,582 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 340 - Follows: 300 - Updated: 12/23/2014 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Edward, Jacob
Tainted Mirrors reviews
Between Eclipse and BD. AU. After a careless decision on Jacob's part, the Quileute pack begins to see the cracks in their apparently majestic glory. Simultaneously, a friendship roots in the consequences of Jacob's mistake and the vastness of Edward Cullen's unquestionable need for help. ON INDEFINITE HIATUS.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 32,673 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 10/19/2014 - Published: 3/20/2014 - Edward, Jacob
Iridescente, numa Desgraça Permanente
Ele era um borrão de cores quentes, uma labareda rebelde, oprimida pela sua armadura de diamantes. Ele era as palavras de Shakespeare, a obra de um escultor helenístico, a tragédia da angústia de um adolescente.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - Portuguese - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 543 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Edward - Complete
Green Grass and Toy Soldiers reviews
"When I was younger, I saw my father and my mother dancing to Walter van Brunt's lovely songs, in front of our Victorian house, surrounded by green, green grass. And with a hopeful smile, I thought: One day, it will be my turn." Slash. Edward/Jacob Imprint story
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,115 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 21 - Published: 10/20/2012 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
Hypothermia reviews
"There you lay, there you cried and there you passed away." small one-shot. slash.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,371 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/2/2012 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
Hipotermia reviews
"No fim, nada foi feito. Ali te deitaste, ali choraste e ali faleceste." Pequena one-shot trágica slash .
Twilight - Rated: T - Portuguese - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,254 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 5/20/2012 - Edward, Jacob - Complete
