Author has written 9 stories for Supernatural, Vampire Diaries, Stargate: Atlantis, Merlin, Resident Evil series, and inFAMOUS. Hey...My name is Tiffany. I'm 26. I use music and poetry as my inspiration. I like Supernatural, Stargate SG-1, and too many other shows to list...I finally have my Beta profile, and I will beta anything, but preferably Supernatural and Tron Legacy. check this out... I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling was ipmorantt! tahts so cool! 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Rainstorm007, mysterys, Adderstar, Sasha Marie, otherrealmwriter, TallestBlue, TallestYellow, JoSchmo666, Ranekaera, SilverTearsofBlood,deansbabygirl934, csigurl-101 Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27 of 2006 just because it was 'too small' and 'off its orbit' for a couple scientists' likings. If you still think Pluto should be a planet then copy this onto ya profile. LONG LIVE PLUTO! If you realize that copying and pasting stuff into one's profile is completely pointless, yet do it anyway, copy and paste this into your profile. If you feel that half your day is spent being bored copy this onto your profile. If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile. Dude, it's not my fault! Half the time I have no idea what comes from my mind or outta my mouth! The pen is mightier than the sword, and is also considerably easier to write with. Smile, it makes people wonder what you're up to. People say I'm insane, but I'll have you know, the voices inside my head firmly disagree. A little hard work never hurt anybody, but why take a chance? You live and you learn. Well, in any case, you live. We throw the petty criminals in jail, and elect the big ones into government offices. I have the body of a god... unfortunately, its Buddha. If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving isn't for you. I am not suffering from insanity, I am enjoying every minute of it. A genius can run into doors to. People who say anything is possible, have never tried to slam a revolving door. When life gives you lemons, make hot chocolate, and let life wonder how you did it. If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away then remembered, copy this into your profile. 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Month one Mommy Month Two Mommy Month Three You know what Mommy Month Four Mommy Month Five You went to the doctor today. Month Six I can hear that doctor again. Month Seven Mommy Every Abortion Is Just . . . One more heart that was stopped. If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cried post this in your profile A black man walks into a cafe one early morning and noticed that he was the only black man there. As he sat down, he noticed a white man behind him. The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed in here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "When I was born I was black," "When I grew up I was black," "When I'm sick I'm black," "When I go in the sun I'm black," "When I'm cold, I'm black," "When I die, I'll be black," "But you sir..." 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Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laughs when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing like, "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumb war with yourself. (I find myself a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy and paste this on your profile. If you have ever had an argument with yourself and LOST, copy and paste this on you profile. 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My favorite Klaine authors practicalamanda SpookyClaire You laugh because I'm different, I laugh because you're all the same How come parents say "don't take candy from strangers"but on Halloween they encourge it. Your mind works like lightning, one flash then its gone If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried calling me stupid, wont make you smart calling me weak, wont make you strong calling me ugly, wont make you pretty calling me poor, wont make you rich calling me fat, wont make you perfect calling me uncool, wont make you cool -so why bother- STATEMENTS! Dear Noah, We could have sworn you said the ark wasn't leaving till 5. Sincerely, Unicorns Dear Twilight fans, Please realize that because vampires are dead and have no blood pumping through them, they can never get an erection. Enjoy fantasizing about that. Sincerely, Logic Dear Icebergs, Sorry to hear about the global warming. Karma's a b*tch. 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Our calendars ends there because some Spanish d-bags invaded our country and we got a little busy ok? Sincerely, The Mayans Dear White People, Don't you just hate immigrants? Sincerely, Native Americans Dear iPhone, Please stop spell checking all of my rude words into nice words. You piece of shut. Sincerely, Every iPhone User Dear Trash, At least you get picked up... Sincerely, The Girls of Jersey Shore Dear Man, It's cute, but can you pick up peanuts with it? Sincerely, Elephant GIRL COMEBACKS Man "Haven't we met before?" Woman "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic." Man "Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore." Man "Is this seat empty?" Woman "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down." Man "So, wanna go back to my place ?" Woman "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?" Man "Your place or mine?" Woman "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine." Man "I'd like to call you. What's your number?" 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Woman "Yes, but would you stay there? |