Author's Note: I'm Baaaaaaaaaack! In honor of Supernatural being renewed for a NINTH SEASON, here's a new chapter! Enjoy!

1) You may be a Supernatural fan if you know better than letting Cas have control of the television remote. He might learn something from the pizza man again.

2) You may be a Supernatural fan if you lay down lines of salt around every entrance of your house at night. Every night.

3) You may be a Supernatural fan if you always check the ceiling before you go to sleep.

4) You may be a Supernatural fan if Dean is the only person on this earth that could make wearing a "blanket" look sexy.

5) You may be a Supernatural fan if you know that Bon Jovi rocks. On occasion.

6) You may be a Supernatural fan if you like people who say "Okie Dokie."

7) You may be a Supernatural fan if there is an army man in your car's ashtray and legos in the heating vents.

8) You may be a Supernatural fan if you say "Gank" instead of "kill."

9) You may be a Supernatural fan if you know that waiting in line really is Hell!

10) You may be a Supernatural fan if you know what kind of car the 100 millionth GM vehicle made at the plant in Janesville was. (It's not the Impala!)

11) You may be a Supernatural fan if you have a camel ("it's an alpaca, dumbass!") in your backyard.

12) You may be a Supernatural fan if you know that the only thing more dangerous than a pissed off spirit is the pissed off spirit of a psycho-killer.

13) You may be a Supernatural fan if you love the Smurfs.

14) You may be a Supernatural fan if you think of Castiel every time you see a trench coat.

15) You may be a Supernatural fan if your heart stops every time you see the words "The road so far…"

16) You may be a Supernatural fan if you refuse to EVER eat a turduckin.

17) You may be a Supernatural fan if you can determine which season an episode is in only by seeing the graphics surrounding the word 'Supernatural' when it pops up on the screen.

18) You may be a Supernatural fan if you are awaiting the day Jensen decides to put out an album.

19) You may be a Supernatural fan if you have added 'I'm All Out of Love' to your Supernatural playlist.

20) You may be a Supernatural fan if you own every available season on DVD.

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