Why do I find the Santa songs so ominous?

Better Watch Out

Oh, you'd better watch out,
Better not lie,
Better not doubt,
I'm telling you why —
Super SEAL is coming for you!

He's loading his gun
And checking it twice.
Gonna find out
Who's naughty and nice —
Super SEAL is coming for you!

He sees you when you're sweating.
He knows when you will break.
He knows if you've been bad or good,
So be good for goodness sake!

Oh, you'd better watch out,
Better not lie,
Better not doubt,
I'm telling you why —
Super SEAL is coming for you!

Catching the crooks
Sure can be fun
With ratta tat tat
From Super SEAL's gun
Super SEAL is coming for you!

Under blue light
Steve looks insane.
When he says talk,
They can't refrain.
Super SEAL is coming for you!

The felons on this island
Had better learn to flee.
When Steven asks the questions,
They answer hastily.

Oh you'd better watch out,
Better not lie,
Better not doubt,
I'm telling you why —
Super SEAL is coming for you!

Super SEAL is coming…
Super SEAL is coming…
Super SEAL is coming…
FOR YOU!