A/N: since I got some good reviews, I decided to do a sequel :D Thanks to the people who reviewed the last one!
Disclaimer: I own nothing…Supernatural belongs to Eric Kripke and the CW and the Chuck Norris jokes belong to the guy that came up w/ them!
The true definition of pi is Dean Winchester
You win some, you lose some. Dean Winchester wins all
Dean Winchester shattered the four minute mile before a mile even existed
When Dean Winchester exercises, the machine gets stronger
Most of what glitters is not gold, but Dean Winchester
Every two seconds, someone in the United States needs blood…All of them due to Dean Winchester
Dean Winchester can find the needle in the haystack
Dean Winchester is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis
Dean Winchester's smile once brought a puppy back to life
There are no steroids in baseball…Only players Dean Winchester has breathed on
Dean Winchester has only skydived once…The world only needs one Grand Canyon
Oxygen requires Dean Winchester to live
Before he forgot a gift for Dean Winchester, Santa Claus was real
Dean Winchester can mix oil and vinegar…permanently
When Dean Winchester runs with scissors, other people get hurt
Dean Winchester can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass…At night
Dean Winchester's already been to Mars…That's why there are no signs of life there
There's no use crying over spilt pie…Unless it's Dean Winchester's pie, because then you're gonna die
A group of zombies looked at Dean Winchester the wrong way once…ONCE!
Dean Winchester can hear silence
Dean Winchester doesn't need to mow his lawn…He simply stares at it and dares it to grow
Dean Winchester can unscramble an egg
Dean Winchester has a vacation home on the sun