A/N: since I got some good reviews, I decided to do a sequel :D Thanks to the people who reviewed the last one!

Disclaimer: I own nothing…Supernatural belongs to Eric Kripke and the CW and the Chuck Norris jokes belong to the guy that came up w/ them!

The true definition of pi is Dean Winchester

You win some, you lose some. Dean Winchester wins all

Dean Winchester shattered the four minute mile before a mile even existed

When Dean Winchester exercises, the machine gets stronger

Most of what glitters is not gold, but Dean Winchester

Every two seconds, someone in the United States needs blood…All of them due to Dean Winchester

Dean Winchester can find the needle in the haystack

Dean Winchester is the only man to ever defeat a brick wall in a game of tennis

Dean Winchester's smile once brought a puppy back to life

There are no steroids in baseball…Only players Dean Winchester has breathed on

Dean Winchester has only skydived once…The world only needs one Grand Canyon

Oxygen requires Dean Winchester to live

Before he forgot a gift for Dean Winchester, Santa Claus was real

Dean Winchester can mix oil and vinegar…permanently

When Dean Winchester runs with scissors, other people get hurt

Dean Winchester can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass…At night

Dean Winchester's already been to Mars…That's why there are no signs of life there

There's no use crying over spilt pie…Unless it's Dean Winchester's pie, because then you're gonna die

A group of zombies looked at Dean Winchester the wrong way once…ONCE!

Dean Winchester can hear silence

Dean Winchester doesn't need to mow his lawn…He simply stares at it and dares it to grow

Dean Winchester can unscramble an egg

Dean Winchester has a vacation home on the sun