Following his dishonorable discharge and prison stint, Merle comes back into town. Daryl, now twenty or so, hasn't seen him for eight years. The reunion is far from happy. Oneshot. Rated T for fisticuffs.

Natasha Romanoff is tired of America, of SHIELD, of being a team player. She has never kept a position this long, and she's uncomfortable. So when a Russian crime gang expresses their desire to eliminate the new superweapon called the Avengers, she agrees to help them. Because she doesn't make friends, she doesn't keep alliances, and she doesn't care. Or so she tells herself.

Inspired by Natasha's response to Clint's question-does she know what it's like to be unmade? To have someone take her brain and play? How could he forget? Kind of given up on updates, I'm really sorry. More Clintasha fics in store, but I'm just not feeling this one. Rated because assassins kill people. Reviews are incredible.

Steve gets called out on a special mission he doesn't think he's qualified for. Kind of pre-Avengers, more during Avengers, not quite sure. Just read and enjoy that's all. Rated for glass in feet.

So Coulson's been hearing rumors that somebody found something in the Arctic bearing a striking resemblance to his favorite superhero...but Nick Fury's in no hurry to let him in on it. Kind of adorable Coulson fanboying. Pre-Avengers and technically, pre-Captain America. R&R!

The Avengers are battling Loki's army when Thor receives a message: his brother is mortally wounded. He rushes to his side, but beyond that, he isn't sure what to do. Loki has made it clear where he stands. Has Thor? Rated for injury description. R&R!

Following Loki's "death", Thor finds himself confused as to whether or not he ever really knew his brother at all. So he visits the one place that was all Loki's... Threeshot. Updates to come as I finish some editing. Please review and do enjoy.

Tony is brushing his teeth when he gets an unexpected two AM visitor, and it's not an ex-girlfriend...who could it be? And why won't Jarvis answer the door? Short oneshot. Sort of fluff but not really. No slash, just bromance. Reviews are appreciated.

Supposing that stray bullet did more than paralyze Charles, Erik and Raven attend his viewing. XMFC, no slash, reviews are more than welcome.

This is a collection of relatively random interactions between Sherlock Holmes and very ordinary things from the future...present. His future. So obviously it takes place in the now, not the then. Oh goodness, just read it.

Bertie is called upon to address the House of Lords and it goes badly, leaving him devastated beyond Elizabeth's attempts at comforting him. In other words, a shining example of how much Bertie hates himself vs. how much Liz loves him. Vaguely pre-Logue.

Holmes and Watson are caught up in their own personal problems, until an attempt on Watson's life signals the setting in motion of Moriarty's newest plan. The two are thrown into another impossible mystery, putting everyone's lives at stake. R&R!

Ariadne is giving Arthur the third degree-but why? Nothing but a fluffy little humor fic. A/A, of course. R&R!

Arthur is doing research and Eames wants to...well, not help... Pointless oneshot, no slash, may not make sense if you don't understand Facebook. Rated a little high just to be safe. R&R!

Cobb is questioning Arthur about feelings he has noticed the point man developing for a certain architect...yet Eames is making things difficult. Humor fic with serious characters, so we'll see how that works. Oneshot, no slash, minor Arthur/Ariadne. R&R!

This is the unofficial sequel to my other fic, Just Holmes. Hey, I already killed the doctor, why shouldn't I knock off the detective too? Rated for, well...death.

Tony heads onto a talk show and the interview goes, well, badly. It seems that someone has been spreading rumors about Mr. Stark... Oneshot, R&R plz, all that jazz. Formerly lamely titled Rumors.

That's right, it's another Watson-returns-to-Baker-Street fic! Hopefully it's a little bit original. I promise much angst and arguing. No slash, and one sentence of slightly suicidal content. Rated a little high just for that.

Tus, Garsiv, and Dastan are being left to look after themselves for a little while. This can't possibly go well. Rated for small children hitting each other with pretend swords. R&R!

I know this has to have been done before, but who doesn't love a good humanly impossible situation? Holmes and Watson from the 2009 movie meet Holmes and Watson from the original books. Much yelling and arguing ensues.

A short story I had to write for science, featuring Holmes and Watson. WARNING: may be educational! D:

Holmes shares a discovery with Watson, leading the doctor to wonder just what else Holmes has nommed over the years. No slash, just a joyful romp through Holmes's insanity. Rated because the doctor is operating.

Oneshot, just me putting the scene outside the slaughterhouse into words. Holmes is beginning to realize just how much gravity his actions have. No slash. SPOILERS, don't read if you haven't seen the movie!

Watson has an important question that he isn't quite sure how to handle. Holmes attempts to offer him advice with all of his wisdom...or lack thereof, in this field. No slash, R&R!

Watson must face a chatty Cockney case-bearer alone. Who is this woman? I guarantee a few surprises.

Watson is sleeping peacefully...until Holmes bursts in and demands to hide from a pair of thugs in plain sight as Watson's dozing wife. Hard to explain. NO SLASH, but enough bromance to choke the life out of you. Only best friends share beds. R&R!

The good doctor comes down with a cold, and Holmes's motherly instincts are awakened! However...he was not born to be a medical man.... No slash, R&R!

One-shot where Patrick stirs up trouble as usual, this time with such a simple prop as a cardboard box. I really tried to get the team in character, but they're the bane of my existence. Bear with me.

Holmes handcuffed to a bed was ingeniously hilarious...but what if it happened again? That darn Irene! Watson's a little OOC, I apologize in advance. R&R!

A rather depressing, rambling, pointless piece involving gun wounds, shouting, and tears! Rated T because children not of the T age should not be watching this movie in the first place! No slash.