Co Author: Nerwen Aldarion. AU After Skin Deep. Emma has to take care of Rose French, Moe's granddaughter, after he is hospitalized. She begins to investigate Rose's missing mother and unknown father, uncovering a secret story from another world. Meanwhile, Mr. Gold struggles with the knowledge that he might have another child, one he must protect from Regina.

Elena and Rufus ShinRa begin an ill-advised relationship. Soon, the world begins to fall apart around them as things fall apart between them. Can Elena handle a relationship with the man who they say has never cried or bled? And what about everything else?

Garfield leads Shepherd and crew to save galaxy! Now updated with Chapter 19!

PostDeathly Hallows. While Harry is immured in the headmaster's office viewing Snape's memories, Hermione takes action of a different sort. (Pre-romance)

Hermione seeks knowledge from a reluctant Snape in order to help the War effort. What she receives is more than either of them expected. Set beginning in Hermione's sixth year, continuing into a slightly AU post-DH era.

Wheatley wants to help Chell learn how to speak. His method? Melodic intonation and music therapy. Human!Wheatley/Chell, humming, learning, and eventual singing for a portalkink meme fill. Shameless fluff and tension with a bit of plot in the background.

What if Naruto had been selected for a different team? What if he'd had a different mentor? Who would guess the consequences would be so large?

Harry Potter eventually eats a sandwich and discusses life with a famous author.

Professor Snape won't leave Hermione alone, even in death. But what can it mean? And to what lengths will Hermione go to save The Bravest Man They Ever Knew? Immediately post-DH, EWE, can't think of other disclaimers at the moment. **thanks to Gamma Orionis for the beautiful cover image!**

Darcy Lewis never imagined she'd be living in a house trailer in the New Mexico desert with the God of Thunder and his sociopath brother, but she's making the best of the situation. Until a frozen corpse shows up on the front porch. Casting herself as amateur sleuth, she embarks on a journey that will challenge her definitions of good, evil, love and what it is to be human.

Vimes is Ankh Morpork's Ambassador to Middle Earth. As might be expected from the man who hates kings and Destiny, Middle Earth makes Vimes angry. Will he punch Aragorn in the nose? Will he learn a few things? Tune in for the latest!

Three years after Chell saves Wheatley from being launched into space, he means to help her escape the facility and shut down GLaDOS for good—but after finding a lost secret, hidden away within a condemned Test Shaft, is she really the only AI they need to be worried about? This is a story of redemption, adventure, and finding friendship in unexpected places.

Wherein Rumpelstiltskin doesn't modify his deal with Cora, and Belle's responsibilities at the Dark Castle include the girl who will cast the curse to end all curses. (FTL AU. Rumbelle.)

The royals are gone, the town in a panic and magic has been relegated to a group of uncooperative nuns. But Belle didn't just let the love of her life sail away in a suicidal mission to let a couple of bumps in the road keep her from protecting Storybrooke till he returned safely with his grandson in tow.

It really sucks being so attached to him. Ellie&Joel drabbles.

Hermione overhears something she shouldn't concerning Professor Snape and decides that maybe the House-elves aren't the only ones in need of protection.

An injury causes Shepard to lose her ability to create new memories, with devastating effects on the events of ME3. How can the galaxy overcome its greatest threat without its hero? Is there anything they can do to mend the past or better the future? FemShep/Garrus.

It would be a night to remember. . . if they survived it.

The world outside beyond the Aperture Labs is not exactly paradise.

The Battle of the Citadel has been won. Saren Arterius is dead. Commander Shepard is dead. Garrus Vakarian isn't. Alone on Omega among slavers, murderers, mercenaries, insane warlords and the worst of the galaxy's criminals, he does the only thing he can: declares war. The Archangel legend is born, but angels can fall. Nothing's ever easy...

Kakashi Hatake and his excerpts of the wizarding world. Hogwarts, ministry politics, Mangekyou Sharingan and...sparking school spirit? "Don't take me as alien! I know your politics." The wizards shared a look. "Alien as foreigner. Here. The-saurus says."

Female? Who cares? Burning stuff is more important. Now a series of ficlets, based around the BLU Pyro and various teammates. Adventure/Friendship 'fic, no pairings. Chapter six: some people are just crazy.

Post ME3: Shepard breaks the Reapers' indoctrination, and makes it back to Garrus alive. But what is in store for two heroes who are not content to stop the fight for justice? M for language and occasional interspecies "relations."

Hermione had always assumed that if the war didn't defeat her, nothing could. Constantly going in and out of St Mungo's as a patient with a rare autoimmune disease was not how she would have chosen to spend the six months after Voldemort's fall.

Seven years after the final battle: Severus is neither here nor there and is apparently unwanted, dead or alive, until a small black kitten pins his cloak to a cobblestone. Hermione learns that now and then life rests on the flip of a friendly coin. HGSS

After weeks of scheduling meetings and fetching coffee at Aperture, Caroline finally has the chance to see science up close, but she isn't sure if she's right for the job.

It's not that she's never chased a man before. She's just never chased one that's this… ambivalent. What can she do to get the silver-haired scientist to notice her? Stein/Marie.

Prompt fic. Garrus Victus was never more surprised than he was the day his cousin ran away with a hanar, until he finds himself dealing with the cannabis-farming humans of Shepard's Stand. Living legends aren't always legendary the second time around...

Meteors, signals, apologies, and that tricky little thing called humanity- four years after the events of Portal II, Wheatley's been handed a second chance, but it's not going to be plain sailing…

There's a reason why Chakwas could heal Garrus so well. After all, Garrus isn't the only one who has scars. Chakwas and Garrus, Garrus/FemShep

Another day, another case- but this dream-killer is playing host to a nasty surprise. It's all part of the job for Tracy. Prequel, one-shot, a little humour and a little horror.

Post SSM. The Normandy is due to arrive at Illium for R&R and to celebrate Ashley's life. When Mommy Shepard and Daddy Vakarian enter the mix, Garrus and Shepard are caught in the middle of a microcosm of turian-human relations in Citadel space. Complete.

Can two emotionally underdeveloped people make a complete hash of everything? Easily. AU, EWE, M for reason. HEA Guaranteed.

Request to kink meme - mpreg. Half-fill. Mordin is experimenting in the lab, and ends up with a few little...problems on his hands. Fem!Shep is the one he calls for an opinion. Fill is tender, a little silly and a little sad.

Unable to catch hold of anything in order to save herself, her mind clung to the one fact it knew to be unassailably true: something was terribly, terribly wrong.

The five stages in which people cope with death are startlingly similar to the five stages in which people cope with love. KidLiz.

ME2/SW Crossover. Shepard finds herself working against the Collectors with a foreign - and unwilling - ally.

January, the start of a new year. The start of turbulence in the Great Seal. Of renewed Shadow activity. Of the reconvening of SEES. And the time Death again walks the streets of Port Island.

After over a year of resistance from Kolyat, Thane meets the son of his son. Sequel to Irresponsibilities and Floodgates.

Post-Arrival: Shepard returns from the destroyed Bahak system unaffected and unchanged, leading Garrus to doubt if she's still the woman he's come to respect and love. Garrus/Femshep.

Sequel to Irresponsibilities. Thane is finally brought in on the secret.

Garrus becomes uncharacteristically overprotective in the middle of a mission. Hilarity ensues.

Kolyat learns what it means to be a father.

One must always bring flowers to your lover. You never know how much they may appreciate them.

Things change really fast when certain parties get their frail human hands on a weapon. A silly one-shot.

For the price of a Yeldrai Theatre ticket, you could buy helium rights on Bastzuda or a year's lease on the famed Illium Crystal Isles. Gugrug Shuddug bought out the entire upper deck. Not because he loved the show. But because he could.

(DISCONTINUED)

Akihiko and Mitsuru and why they call each other by their first names. — Akihiko, Mitsuru.

Rose Lalonde is not familiar with adults. But she knows they aren't supposed to be this nice, dammit! John/Rose, a response to a Captchalogue request

Wait for me. Just a few more years. Written for the 2010 Mini Fest.

A series of interludes during Death the Kid's childhood, the bond between father and son, and how Shinigami has learned to cope with his son's eccentricities. First in the Triskelion series.

One December when he is young, Toby gets a present in the mail. The next year he gets another. Then Sarah puts a stop to the gifts - and though Toby doesn't realize it, their lives will be changed ...

Even the surliest amongst us can find something to appreciate about Christmas.

Guardian angels have never been perfect creatures, but a one-time hitman might be stretching things.

ME2-When Shepard is away from the Normandy, the squad begins to chafe under Miranda's authority. They look to have her replaced as XO, but on a ship built by Cerberus, crewed by the most powerful mercenaries in the galaxy, a mutiny could spell disaster for all of them. Garrus, Miranda, Tali, Jacob, Mordin and other supporting characters. Not a shipfic. Shepard-Free.

Though you may wander, you will find your way home.

This story was written as a gift for Natasnape for the 2010 SS/HG Exchange. The prompts are within, but as a hint, "Priapism, n. Pathology. continuous, usually nonsexual erection of the penis, esp. due to disease."

this is a response to a prompt on masskink that got away from me - AU with no reapers, Shepard as a Spectre candidate and Saren as her instructor.

Ariadne-centric POV - includes events/scenes leading up to the job and reasons why she decides to throw her hat in the ring in the first place. There's a good measure of interactions with Arthur, too.

The turian from Rodam Expeditions tries to sell Shepard a different sort of adventure package. Written for masskink.

A Rufus/Elena fic. Set post-AC but before DC. Elena returns from her ordeals in the Northern Crater. Rufus meanwhile has an empire to rebuild.

You know the Turian and the woman arguing at the doors of the quarantine sector on Omega, right before Mordin's recruitment mission? Whatever happened to them?

After school when everyone has left, come to the 1-5 classroom? Seems harmless enough ... right? A backup watches her primary and wonders if she could do better. Not a matchup for the characters it's about; not as AU as it will seem initially.

Post-movie. The aftermath of the situation isn't something she'll allude easily to. And really, diving into his proposal, what exactly made her think this would be a good idea?

Things are tense after the July mission, and the holes in their memories don't help. While piecing events together, Akihiko and Mitsuru are forced to question how they've changed, and if their relationship will be the same once they find the truth.

set in modern day, this tells story of jesus who ends up going into space by accident gods fault . there he meets the star trek crew and they go on an adventure.

This is a story about a flamingly heterosexual bromance between Commander Shepard and Lieutenant Alenko. One thing's for sure: It's going to be frat-tastic.

Ariadne needs certainty of a kind that her totem can't provide.

From the point of view of one little fairy thief, a short story of pockets, memories, fluttering, morons, and love.

Jillian Shepard travels to Palaven in an attempt to convince the Primarchs of the Turian Hierarchy that the Reaper threat is real. However, after a PR disaster concerning her unconventional personal life, complications and cross-cultural conflicts arise.

Even vermin have a story.

A small glimpse into the life of those outside of Commander Shepard's story; based on the interactions of two NPCs in Illium.

Garrus/femShep species swap written for kinkmeme on LJ - but it turns out that when everyone has hangups about interspecies relationships, there is less fun and more soul-baring conversation.

PM's battle with the Hegemonic Brute and confrontation with Jack Noir.

Humanity's first and last defense faces an uncertain end as Shepard falters in the wake of Saren's destruction. When her resolve begins to shatter, Garrus learns to see what others can not within the woman who has sworn to save the galaxy.

She is fast as lightning and burning just a bright, pushing him across the hundred year distance they have crossed since meeting and beyond. Femshep/Garrus, written for the masskink meme on LiveJournal.

Things weren't okay between them. They weren't even close, but they could be. That made all the difference. PostWar AU. Ish.

There was something patently cruel about a Sarah that didn't believe in magic, yet there she was, patently not believing in magic. Unrequited love has a LOT to answer for.

Post-movie, Cheshire/Alice. Just as Underland plays by its own rules, so do those who are bound to it.

Zetsu is injured on a mission and takes refuge within a bonsai in the flowershop of a girl who is certain she's useless. How does she choose then, between a dangerous cannibal who needs her, and a village that doesn't? Ino x Zetsu

She decides, early on, that she'll not be daunted by something so minor as a few silent death threats from him: Ivy Pepper, Viktor Vasko, and the history between them.

It was small and meaningless. Alice/Tarrant Don't own characters, as if I could.

Jesus and Kamina team up to win World War II.

The Princess Zelda knows that she has lost this battle. But she knows that at the end of all things, she has won a war.

One Shot. Her entire universe is a tapestry of colors. Blues and pinks and greens. Bright like giggles and little girl kisses. But sometimes, she opens her eyes. And there is no laughter.

Gob and Nova were trapped in the same hell hole for five years, and it took a particular set of events, and one particular stranger, to make them realize how much they needed one another.

- Gin x Matsumoto - She had always hoped, secretly, that he would one day return to her. But never like this...

In the midst of chaos, Rochelle comes close to giving up. But then Nick's there, and she realizes just what it is she feels for him. Rochelle x Nick, very minutely romantic.

Inmate number 0801. Name: The Joker. Afton Kennedy Flynn has a lot on her plate as Arkham's newest psychiatrist. Can she manage to, at the very least, integrate the notorious Clown Prince into normal behavior? Never say never..

It starts off in a dark room with two kids and two guns and a very ugly equation. — AkihikoMitsuru

A Fallout 3 fic. When Charon is critically wounded, the Lone Wanderer recruits Gob for a desperate journey to save his life. Female Vault Dweller, named Samantha.

Ennui is an unavoidable feature in a summer spent taking care of a rehabilitating brother. Never did it occur to Temari to think that finding a pen pal in an eccentric soldier on the other side of the world might help cure it. AU.

It was like a wizard tale. The clever Slytherin helps a hag who later repays the debt. Except that Rose Weasley wasn't a hag, and Scorpius didn't expect to call in the favour.

What if Alan Moore was a TIE fighter? How would things be different?

Antimony had grown up, and then grown old, and then grown ancient. Gunnerkrigg Court, over ninety years down the line.

On her hopeless search for her father, the Lone Wanderer from Vault 101 met someone who would change her life forever. Little did she know that she had moved him as well, despite appearances. A not so fluffy tale of a Lone Wanderer and Charon.

Joshua, a veteran Pokémon Trainer in Sinnoh, has finally earned the right to challenge the last obstacle before the Pokémon League: Victory Road. Many a Trainer has attempted and failed the cave before him; will his dreams be crushed, or will he succeed?

What if Faramir and Boromir had been hillbillies?

Albus Severus Potter puzzles out the mystery that is his new professor. Post-DH. One-shot Harry Potter / Naruto crossover.

In many ways, it's about a moment and it's about a lifetime, just us and the whole world. Charon/LW

Stein/Marie. The morning is gray. He dresses, she dreams, and they both convey a different kind of mess. But that's all right.

A story largely from Zoey's perspective as she experiences the zombie apocalypse.

Bulbasaur and his trainer had an agreement: they would make it to the Pokémon League, or go down trying. So even when faced with utter tragedy, he decides that he and his trainer will live up to their promise. By any means necessary.

It says something about her, she thinks, that the only thing tying her to sanity is a talking dog. Kakashi/Sakura

Time can be put on hold. /Steven x May/

Post-JE. Spoilers for S4. "Guy Fawkes was an alien?" On Bonfire Night, both Tony and the Doctor want toffee apples, Pete's 'helping' with the fireworks, Jackie's drunk and poor Rose is on her own. Until, the Doctor has something to tell her...Complete!

Hermione encounters a strange lake-dweller one morning. Her new friend will give her insight into the most mysterious man of them all...

P3. A collection of stories mostly featuring Akihiko and Mitsuru. ::Spoilers:: COMPLETED.

The man and the fairy-girl; oneshot series, ongoing.

This is the sequel to Don't Panic! We follow Penny as she journeys with Elrond and Arwen south to Minas Tirith, via Lothlorien and Edoras. She thought Bree and Imladris were bad? She ain't seen nothing yet.

First she hates him. Then she uses him. Eventually she will succumb to his charms and she will love him. The rest are just details. LxMisa.

Altair found some hash.

Boy meets girl. Boy throws girl out window. Boy kidnaps girl and wires her to explosives. A story in which The Joker and Rachel have some philisophical discussions.

-First in the Dark Side of the Moon series- Gotham City is the new home to lackluster journalist Harvey Tinkle, a failure in most respects. But when she meets Cleveland, her neighbor, she's in for more than she bargained for. Enter: the Joker.

Everybody's got a story. This one has poker, pudding, Ashura, Leviathan, and Perry Mason. Top that. Auron x Rikku, aurikku.

Because, after all, some things are so annoying that you just have to laugh at them. AU, Hidan/Temari, crack.

They can't help but rub off on each other. Features Mitsuru, Akihiko, and Shinjiro.

Post Majora's Mask. Link's masks are more than just tools. Tools don't have memories or desires.

Completed! The Labyrinth changed Sarah in more ways than one. Seven years later she finds herself the librarian at Hogwarts. And she is so much more than the Muggle they believe her to be. Harry Potter crossover. JS, ADMM

Seriously. Read this. This is the second best thing I have ever written. It is true to the charecters and perfect in all ways.

Yuffie tried to let it go. She really did, but some wounds just don’t close and she just kept pouring on in that salt. Yuffentine. Kingdom Hearts.

Merchant & Ashley. "This little devil belong to you, Stranger?"

Are you sure you want to access this super SECRET, terriby DANGEROUS data that might scar you for life? Yes? Don't say we didn't warn you... Accessing GLaDOS Memory Logs...

Tobi, Sakura, Madara. A handful of rumors. A sheet of acid rain. The silent collapse of a century and a half. And so the monster came.

On why Aerith Aeris has a hole in her stomach. Why Cloud hasn't smiled for a while, why Cid fingers that same pack of cigarettes. Also, why Yuffie is digging for coffins.

Series of drabbles. Aperture Science wants to give Gordon cake.

Andromeda sings one last lullaby to her daughter. DH spoilers.

DRABBLE—She looks like she’s broken all her limits to come here. [TifaxRude]

Shibi Aburame has a talk with his son. Oneshot! [Slight ShinoHina]

A strange death presents Severus Snape with a mystery. Does it have anything to do with the mysterious changes he's observed in Hermione Granger?

It was only a phase. He could wait it out... And then she got engaged. JarethSarah and very sweet.

Pyramid Head & Maria. Understanding his rather disabling predicament was one thing, but thinking that he was now under her jurisdiction was another entirely. She duly deserved to be eaten alive for it.

An unfortunate accident with a leaky valve makes it a bit hard to... whatsit, think... V's side of Six Glittering Erections.

House daydreams about the future.

HPB Spoiler Warning! Hermione is helping remove traces of the Order from the compromised Headquarters when the traitor returns. At long last: COMPLETE!

Discombobulation Challange: It is not always about breaking the rules, sometimes it is about playing the game, and knowing the rules better than your opponent.

Yuna's Final Aeon. [AU]

She is everything he has never thought to want. Aurikku. Heavily Edited for the sake of brevity.

And yea, the Lord Tolkien, father of all that is good in the world, proclaimed unto the masses...

Life isn't something you should take for granted. So when Cid shows signs of doing so, Vincent... decides to correct him. [Oneshot. Rated for Cid language. Mild CidShera, very minor VincentLucrecia.]

Pops used to say that you’ll never see the one that gets you. Proving once again that he has no idea of what he’s talking about. Rikku, about to die and still sarcastic.

“I know I might be asking for the impossible, but I need you to give up just a little bit of control, darling. Just this once.” [SashaxMilla]

Gimli son of Gloin never forgot the Lady Galadriel. But love can find you in the most unexpected places and the strangest ways...An unusual thing in this section: A Gimli story which does not, repeat, NOT contain any elves. At all.

Rikku and Auron on a machina in the snow, and the eyeball in Rikku's pocket. Aurikku. Memefic for Demeter1.

In the midst of unsuccessful IscariotHellsing negotiations, an army of undead Goths starts sacking the Vatican and Rome. Slight AndersonxSeras & IntegralxEnrico. Manga Set.

Kiba and Hinata had no idea that Shino would take a simple prank so seriously.

Thirteen years after the events of Final Fantasy IX, and Eiko Carol's life is turned upside-down once again by an enemy supposedly long dead. What's a girl to do? Chapter thirteen; the last crusade of Black Tango. Completed. Thanks to all readers!

After all the adventures, what happens to Rincewind the wizard?

Post-game; Rikku deals with her red-coated ghosts the best way she knows how. It's tough being newly sixteen, sticky, and heartbroken.

Calvin is all grown up... how has the passage of time affected him and those around him? My first nonStar Wars fic!

Movie-verse, post-RotK. A good-will gift from Harad arrives for Aragorn, and he, Faramir, and Eomer spend the better part of a summer afternoon trying to figure out how to open a coconut. Complete.

Seras Victoria and Father Anderson have a religious discussion while attempting to maim each other. No pairings. Warnings: Violence, profanity, theology.

Penny is panicking. Where is she? How did she get here? How is she going to get home and whose backside will she kick first when she does? A woman lost in Middle Earth wearing only her pyjamas. This can't be good... (STRONG language; NOT a M-Sue)

Dark Lord, Ring, fiery mountain, long trip, yada yada yada.

[Spoilers for "Lords and Ladies"] Esmerelda Weatherwax and Mustrum Ridcully. Everything happens somewhere, doesn't it? And that's the best there is. Or the next best thing. [AU, One-shot]

A series of Auron/Rikku vignettes. Chapter 2 contains graphic Auron/Rikku intimacy and has been censored for ffn.

The students at Point Place High knew senior year meant changes. They just weren't prepared for how many there actually would be.

Clive was a simple man that wanted nothing more than to live an normal life. Then Rita stepped into his life... Er, I mean, toast.

Freya gets closure with Sir Fratley. This takes place before the final FMV sequence. Slightly AU (Cleyra still standing). Status: Complete.