![]() Author has written 8 stories for Fire Emblem, Pokémon, Elder Scroll series, Doctor Strange, and Percy Jackson and the Olympians. Hello, I'm Vanillite the Dragonslayer, otherwise known as Purple Mage. I'm a guy of many tricks and trades; writing fanfics, making romhacks, novice spritework, and a little bit of a scholar and a historian in real life. I don't have a lot of friends here on this site, but the ones at the top of my head are Pokeevee57, MetaDash, EmblemQueen, GravityEmblem, COOKIECHEESEMAN, and ChangelingRin. I've also got some enemies here and there, but out of sight means out of mind. If you're my enemy and you're reading this, I just want to let you know that I mean no trouble or harm, and just want to be left alone. Discord Tag: Purple Mage #0816 Discord Server: JQEEvuX Announcement: I am working on an FE7 hack titled OC Emblem, starring many different people's OCs! Even non-FE OCs can join! If you want your OC to be included, message me either on this site or I might make a novelization of Ballistafest, a quick FE1 hack I made. Update Priorities Due to my lack of spare time, I will prioritize some stories over others when updating. In order of most to least: Binding Blade: An American Adventure My rules: If you are a good author that I like, I will reply to any reviews or PM's. If you send flames, I'll just use a frost spell to counter it. Constructive criticism is fine, though. I want nothing to do with FFs starting with 7 and above. Random Stuff That awkward moment when you play TF2, you're low on health, press "E" on the keyboard, then realize there are no Medics on your team. Corrin's weakness: LEGO #GoGhostAgain "One does not simply walk into Mordor." I did that, IN MINECRAFT! The Philippine government is already corrupt, but DepEd is the most corrupt out of all the government organizations. I'm not a grammar Nazi. I'm a grammar Katipunero! True Filipinos drink soda from plastic bags. Favorite Books: The Camp Half-Blood Series, Harry Potter, The Hobbit, LotR Favorite Games: Pokémon, Fire Emblem, Earthbound/MOTHER, Mega Man, Zelda, Morrowind, Oblivion, Skyrim, Minecraft, Terraria, Advance Wars, Smash Bros, Team Fortress 2, Plants vs. Zombies, AdventureQuest Worlds, Final Fantasy (1-6 only), Don't Starve, Town of Salem, Civilization, Chrono Trigger, Kingdom of Loathing, Fallout 4, West of Loathing, Fallout: New Vegas, Galaxy of Pen and Paper, Chroma Squad Favorite Cartoons: Ben 10, Fairly OddParents, Danny Phantom, Adventure Time, Phineas & Ferb Favorite Music People: brentalfloss, Epic Rap Battles of History, String Player Gamer, APO Hiking Society, Nintendo Composers, Nobou Uematsu, Weird Al Yankovic, Junichi Masuda Favorite Webcomics: BrawlInTheFamily, Awkward Zombie, Polandball, Totally Flaked, 8 Bit Theater, Bob & George, Captain SNES, Heroes Inc. Favorite Musicals: Hamilton, The Lightning Thief, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Frozen Copy Pasta Time! If you have the gift of ROM hacking, post this on your profile. If you are a foreigner who can speak good English, post this on your profile. If you think Twilight and 50 Shades of Grey are the two worst pieces of literature (if they can be labelled as such), post this on your profile. If you could speak at least 2 languages fluently, post this on your profile. If you like chicken nuggets, post this on your profile. If you are a Filipino who hates K-12, post this on your profile. Fun Quotes: "It's dangerous to go alone! Take this!" -Old Man, The Legend of Zelda, 1986 "You can't win against Gharnef." -Random Villager, Fire Emblem: Shadow Dragon and the Blade of Light, 1990 "Don't worry Celica, I'll crush these bastards." -Alm, Fire Emblem Gaiden, 1991 "I see now that the circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant, it is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are." -Mewtwo, Pokémon The First Movie, 1998 "Pull the lever, Kronk!" -Yzma, The Emperor's New Groove, 2000 "Puny humans! ...What's up? I'm gonna suck your brains through these BENDY STRAWS!" -Mark Chang, Fairly OddParents, 2001 "Speak quickly, outlander, or go away." -Various NPCs, The Elder Scrolls III: Morrowind, 2002 "Must... chop... WOOD!" -George Washington, Fairly OddParents, 2002 "Ninian is dead." -Narrator, Fire Emblem: Blazing Sword, 2003 "Let this battle be forgotten by history... That is all I ask." -Canas, Fire Emblem: Blazing Sword, 2003 "AAAAAAH! I'm on fire! I'M ON FIRE!" -Ben (As Heatblast), Ben 10, 2005 "I was born 87 years ago. For 65 years I've ruled as Tamriel's emperor. But for all these years, I've never been the ruler of my own dreams. I have seen the gates of Oblivion, beyond which no waking eye may see. Behold, in darkness a doom sweeps the land. This is the 27th of Last Seed, the year of Akatosh, 433. These are the closing days of the 3rd Era...and the final hours of my life." -Emperor Uriel Septim VII, The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion, 2006 "Enough expository banter. It's time we fight like men. And ladies. And ladies who dress like men. For Gilgamesh...IT'S MORPHING TIME!" -Gilgamesh, Final Fantasy V Advance, 2006 "WONDERFUL! Time for a celebration... CHEESE FOR EVERYONE!" -Sheogorath (Daedric Prince of Madness), The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion: Shivering Isles, 2007 "Poland cannot into space." -Poland, Polandball, 2009 "Why? BECAUSE I'M CRAAAAAAAZY!" -Crazy Dave, Plants vs. Zombies, 2009 "A new hand touches the beacon." -Meridia (Daedric Prince of Life and Energy), The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim, 2011 "Everything is legal in New Jersey." -Alexander and Philip Hamilton, Hamilton, 2015 "Another settlement needs your help. Here, I'll mark it on your map." -Preston Garvey, Fallout 4, 2015 (well technically 2287) "We've got trouble!" -Felicia, Fire Emblem Fates, 2016 "Y'all are stupid!" -Guzma, Pokémon Sun & Moon, 2016 "Shut up, Tobin." -Gray, Fire Emblem Echoes, 2017 "Nothing but lies... Lies, lies, lies, lies, LIES!" -Berkut, Fire Emblem Echoes, 2017 Be sure to visit my grave. |