![]() Author has written 3 stories for Dead Space, Naruto, Misc. Movies, and Deadman Wonderland/デッドマン・ワンダーランド. Country: United States of America Gender: Male Age: 16 Nicknames: "Sloth", "Gargoyle", "The Dead" Status:laptop broken... Darren sad Profile will be left pretty bare until I can think of something to put in it... Oh yeah, any story I start WILL be finished(by me or somebody else) but they may take a while seeing as I am not going to write a chapter if it feels like a chore. The first thing you need to know about me is that I am incredibly, unrealistically, LAZY. If I lose the remote to my TV I would rather turn it on with a stick than move the TWO FEET in between it and my bed. FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink. FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa. FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail. FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry. FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number. FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you. FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door. FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone. FRIENDS: Are only through highschool/college. (aka: drinking buddies) FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough. FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter |