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THE NARUTO SURVEY! NARUTARDS UNITE!

1) Who is your favorite character(s)?

Kakashi, Sakura, Tsunade, Minato, Kushina, Jiraya, Lord Third

2) Who is your favorite pairing(s)?

NARUFREAKINGHINA! (love love love love love forever! Aka OTP #1), KakaSaku (OTP #2), InoSaku, Gaara/Sakura, KakaIru

3) Are you a Naruto yaoi or hentai fan?

Where is it?! I must have it! (both)

4) Ever cosplayed Naruto characters?

Half-assed OC count? (Or kinda Fem!Obito which is pretty much what the OC is)

5) List your collection of Naruto junk and merchandise.

Headband, Uchiha shirt, Fanbook, fanfics/fanart,

6) Have you ever felt you were destined to be with a Naruto character? If so, who?

Kakashi…is…mine! (but I’ll share will other loyal fangirls unless they try to hurt him *evil glare to super-rabid fangirls*)

7) NaruHina or KibaHina?

Who’s KibaHina? NaruHina will take over the world! (Suck it “Tobi”)

8) SasuSaku or SasuNaru?

SasuNaru all the way.

9) Which team is your favorite?

Team Minato or Team Kakashi – close call, one survives and the other doesn’t…

10) Do you support the Obito theory? (Tobi=Obito)

I really didn’t want that to happen…

11) Do you support the 'Yodaime is Naruto's father theory?

Dead-ringer there!

12) Your favorite Akatsuki member?

Sasori. Or Kisame. Or Itatchi. It’s a tough call.

13) Are you Pro-Sasuke or Anti-Sasuke?

I’m meh. Not really for him but I don’t think I’ll cry if he dies – unless it’s a truly heart-wrenching tragic death.

14) Have you seen all of the Naruto episodes so far (including Shippuden and fillers)?

Not an anime fan but I’ve seen a few – I’m up to date on the manga though!

15) Have you read all the chapters so far?

Hell yes, can’t wait for the next update!

16) Do you believe Naruto has ADD?

Do ducks like water? Does Kaito like ice-cream? Was Kakashi an ass in the Gaiden series?

17) Sub or dub?

Dub.

18) Pro-Sakura or Anti-Sakura?

Pro-Sakura (I wish I were that scary and strong and good-looking!)

19) Tobi= Annoying or funny?

Annoyingly funny.

20) Do you even know who Tobi is?

Yeah – and I don’t want to spoil it for newbies.

21) Gai= Sexy beast or ugly nerd?

Annoying nerd?

22) Which character would be the best cross dresser?

Sasuke – but I’d like to see Kiba try it sometime!

23) Rock Lee= Weird or awesome?

Weirdly awesome.

24) Which character would be the best OOC? Who and how?

I’d like to see Gai be serious. Or Kakashi laugh and really really mean it – you know what I mean? Not a little chuckle, a full on laugh and smile.

25) Do you like Naruto fan fictions?

Only if it’s well written.

26) Do you write Naruto fan fictions?

Most of my fics are – I just haven’t posted most of them.

27) Do you like lemons?

In my water? Meh. On my desktop in a steamy fic? Hell yes.

28) Do your parents know about the Naruto characters?

Only because I tell my mother everything that’s ripping my heart out about it…like the reveal of Tobi so I went and explained everything from Kakashi Gaiden and Sharingan background. Surprisingly, she remembers some of it.

29) Have you ever watched the Naruto Abridged series?

Oh god…just reading that line…I think my IQ just dropped a bit.

30) Have you seen the Naruto Ultimate fan flashes?

I’m 99% sure I have.

31) Have you ever got someone else hooked on Naruto?

Yes – my now ex-bf.

32) Have you ever been drawing Naruto in school and someone recognized it?

Yep – a few people actually liked my Sasori/OC pic.

33) Have you ever been in class drawing Naruto and your teacher came up to you and say 'WTF is this?

No that was my Minbari doodles from Babylon 5…

34) Has Naruto affected your life and grades?

Life? Yes. Grades? No. Oh wait…I should be studying for AP history right now…oops. It can wait a few minutes…*shifty eyes*

35) Are you broke thanks to Naruto?

Once I was.

36) Do you want to read Icha Icha Paradise?

Does a kid want to eat dessert before supper?

37) Do you support the 'Yondaime is the Akatsuki Leader' theory?

I’ve never heard of this bullshit – please, explain who came up with this stupidity?

38) Do you draw Naruto fan art?

Yep.

39) Is Sasuke still sexy in the second stage of the curse seal?

He was sexy in the first place? Sorry, Itatchi’s hot – Sasuke’s not.

40) Do you have a Naruto OC?

I’ve lost count.

41) Looking back at some of your answers, do you think Naruto has taken over your life?

Only a LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE bit.

42) Do you look like a Naruto character? If so who?

Not really…used to look kinda like Rin but then I cut my hair.