A/N: Innocent Demon here! This was just a random idea that came into my head. Then I realized that Gin would totally do something of the sort. XD

Disclaimer: BLEACH is obviously not mine. There. I typed it!

Warning: There's a few potty mouths. And grammar mistakes. Don't kill me!

Intro of the Torturous Sleepover (part 1)

"I have a game!" Gin announced happily.

Grimmjow immediately turned to leave, "Count me out." Gin pouted, "Don't be like that. C'mon, I think you might actually like this one!"

"I refuse." stated Ulquiorra flatly, "I must escort the prisoner to her room."

"Aww! But I want to play!" Orihime protested.

Ulquiorra stared at her with a slight glare, "No."

"Bu-but-!" Orihime continued to protest.

"I shall tie you up and drag you to your room if you continue to rebel." Ulquiorra informed her flatly.

Orihime sweat dropped.

"Actually…y'all can't leave." pointed out Gin joyously.

Ulquiorra raised an eyebrow, "Oh?"

Gin nodded, "Yup. I got permission from Aizen. He even wrote it out."

"What?" Grimmjow rushed over.

Gin drew out a roll of paper from his sleeve and handed over it to the sixth. Everyone crowded around him and read the contents of the paper. The writing on said paper went something like this:

"To the Espadas and prisoner-

I give Ichimaru Gin permission to do whatever he wants with you all, and anyone who does not follow his wishes shall be punished accordingly.

Sincerely,

Aizen-sama, your lord and future god"

Grimmjow's eye twitched. Of all the lame orders a person can give…He threw his hands up in defeat, "Okay! Okay! What's this game you want us to play?"

"Everyone sit down." Gin instructed.

Everyone took their seats at the table.

"Now see that piece of paper in front of you?" Gin asked.

They all nodded.

"Okay. Use the writing instrument and write down your name on it. Then put it in this lottery ticket bin thing here." Gin patted the lottery ticket bin thing.

A unified sigh echoed off the walls, but they did so anyway. What choice did they had? After everyone put their slips in the contraption, Gin grabbed the handle and tumbled the slips.

"Ichimaru…" began Ulquiorra irritably, "what is the objective of this game?"

"I don't know." said Gin.

"WHAT?" everyone shouted at him.

The ex-Shinigami grinned, "Just joking. This is a game I made up called 'Sleepover'. I'll draw out two names and those two people have sleep in the same bed."

"WHAT?" everyone shouted at him again. Gin shrugged, "Heeeeeeeeeeey….Your fault if you think wrong."

"I refuse to participate." Ulquiorra said stonily.

"But you have to." Gin pointed out simply. He drew out two slips of paper from the bin, "Okay. First two names: Wonderweiss and Nnoitra."

Nnoitra's eye twitched as he glared at his bed partner. Mother fuck. Wonderweiss, ignorant to his surroundings, only made noises of no sense whatsoever.

"Orihime and Starrk."

Orihime let off a sigh of relief. She could have gotten worse. Starrk rested one arm on the table and poked his pinky in his ear, wanting to go back to sleep.

"Harribel and Szayel."

Harribel refrained from hurting the former Shinigami. Of all the silly… Szayel, on the other hand, found this as an opportunity to get data. Ha! That will prove to those fools that he wasn't gay!

"Yammy and Barragan."

Both Espadas muttered curses under their breath.

"Zommari and Aaroniero." Without waiting for a response from them, Gin continued, "Last…but not least…Ulquiorra and Grimmjow."

"No." Ulquiorra said immediately.

"HELL NO!" Grimmjow yelled at the same time.

Gin gave them a winning grin, "I think you've already forgotten about Aizen's orders. You don't want ta do that, do you Ulquiorra?" He chose the fourth Espada as the target, 'cause he knew that Grimmjow wouldn't have cared less.

Ulquiorra was torn. He would never want to disobey Aizen-sama, but sleeping with that idiot was…repulsive. Extremely repulsive. Actually, beyond repulsive. The sixth just wanted to vomit. Someone cero him. PLEASE.

All at once, almost all of them were either protesting or threatening to blow Gin up with cero. It was more of the latter one. Gin just reminded them of Aizen's decree. That shut them all up. Or at least for the most part.

"All right. Now, for the second part!"

Everyone's head snapped in Gin's direction. They were all glaring at the ex-Shinigami. Grimmjow growled at him, "What fucking second part?"

Gin blinked innocently and explained, "We need to find out which room ya'll will be in….."

"And the point of that is….?" Ulquiorra wanted to know.

Gin, who had his hands behind his back, suddenly had a hat appear in his right hand as he brought it into view, "In this lovely top hat are slips of paper that have the numbers between 1 and 6. Once you pick your number, pick up a map," Gin brought his other hand into view with the maps, "And proceed to the room with that number."

Ulquiorra sighed, "I digress. What is the point of this?"

"Well…..depending on which number you get…..you can sleep in an extra large king sized bed…or a super small twin!" Gin informed them cheerfully.

Yammy leaned on his hand, "Can I just cero you right now so we don't have to do this crap?"

"Uhh…no."

"You know something?" Grimmjow pointlessly mused out loud, "I might have actually LIKED this game if we had more fucking females." He turned to Szayel, "Yo, Pinky! Switch with me! You have gay tendencies."

"What? No! I will not switch. Anyways, one would think that you would enjoy the idea of having partnered up with Ulquiorra."

"What the hell do you mean, Pinky?" Grimmjow growled as he placed his cheek in the palm of his hand, "I fucking hate the piece of shit."

"Don't you know about the rumors floating around?" Szayel continued artlessly, as if he didn't value his live at all.

"WHAT FUCKING RUMORS?"

Ulquiorra closed his eyes, willing himself not to go out of character and shoot the octa with a Cero Oscuros.

Nnoitra nodded slowly, "Yeah….I would be more fun if there were more females. Too bad women are too weak to be Espada." He shrugged, "But then again, they don't deserve to be that powerful."

Harribel glared at him, "Be quiet fool. Remember that I'm two ranks higher than you and learn your place."

"What was that bitch!" Nnoitra yelled.

Gin threw a random rock he had at Nnoitra's head, "Shut up."

Passing the hat around, the pairs picked their numbers. Nnoitra got two, Orihime picked out four, Harribel picked out six, Barragan got one, Aaroniero got five, and Grimmjow ended up with three. After they got their maps from the head of the table, Gin grinned, "All right! Everybody brush your teeth and change into your PJ's!"

Grimmjow stood up, protesting, "But shouldn't we at least find out where we're gonna freaking sleep first?"

Gin blinked, "Noooooooooooooooo….Your PJ's won't be provided in the rooms you're heading in."

"Grimmjow, why are you complaining?" Nnoitra hissed, "If we get to go to our palaces before the whole thing starts….." Nnoitra trailed off, waiting for Grimmjow to fill in the blanks. If he had enough brains to do so.

Grimmjow's eyes lit up, "Never mind. I have absolutely no ob-"

"Oh. And if anyone decides to lock themselves up in their palaces, they will be electrocuted." Gin shoved them a wireless push button to prove a point.

"WHAT?" Nnoitra and Grimmjow shouted.

Nnoitra, along with some others began to shake out their clothes. Harribel crossed her arms, "Why are you all overreacting? He's most likely bluffing."

Szayel sweat dropped, "So that's why Gin asked me to make-"

"Make what?" Grimmjow grabbed the front of Szayel's shirt and shook him.

"I-I made microchips that will electrocute the target when a button is pressed…." Szayel confessed weakly. "I guess that's why he wanted them so badly…"

Grimmjow shook him some more, "And you just MADE them for that foxy creep! What the hell is WRONG with you?"

"He promised to give me tickets to the SM concert in Paris…."

Grimmjow shook the pink haired Espada harder, "Are you freaking fucking me?"

"It was SHINee!"

"Seriously?"

"Ichimaru….." Ulquiorra began, "How on earth did you get them on us?"

Gin grinned, "Not on, IN! I snuck them into all of your tea when y'all weren't lookin'!"

Everyone had a look of horror on their faces.

"Alright! Change into your pajamas and head to your room! Goodnight and sleep tight! 3" Gin said happily.