Betrothed to a lord far from home, Nagisa has no choice but to go along with his mother's mad claims that he's female, a noble lady of marriageable age. With his (ex-assassin) handmaiden's guidance, however, he realises his unfortunate position could actually bring him the freedom he's always desired, along with all of Lord Karma's power and money. Only if he kills him, of course.

There is little Karma likes more than yanking Gakushu's chain. But when your opponent is brilliant, sexy, and not without his own impulses, it's only fair to expect being yanked a little yourself in return. Neither boy, however, can begin to guess how their entanglement will change them, or where that journey will take them.

"An angel's kiss is said to heal all wounds. What a pity, then, that I am not friends with any angels. Of course, there's Crowley. But he hardly counts. And in any case, this is all his fault." Timesheets, friendship and wings are important. Kisses are important. But mortifying. Let me know what you think! -Sef

Gen. Harry has reached a very bitter thirty. His efforts to reform the Ministry haven't lessened the bigotry. Then he finds out that he's apparently a part of a pure-blood nobility he's never heard of; he's Lord Potter and Lord Black. Unfortunately, that revelation's come too late for him to be a reformer. All Harry wants to do is tear down the system and salt the earth. COMPLETE.

Fluff fic with a bit of hurt Crowley and oblivious Aziraphale mixed in. Beelzebub is Crowley's sister, Gabriel is Aziraphale's boyfriend (FOR NOW.) *Hint hint wink wink* Basically your basic high school au story. I like the fluff, sue me.

Post-Armageddon. Heaven and Hell aren't quite finished with Crowley and Aziraphale. But will they receive punishment, or a Blessing in disguise?

Crowley smirked, leaning forward over the table, pulling down his glasses so the barest hint of his eyes was visible to Aziraphale. All matter of devilry resided in them. "Feel free to give me all the assistance you desire." Or a story where Crowley is molting and Aziraphale is kind enough to lend a helping hand and vice versa. Mild two-shot M/M fic.

Shakespeare, for all of his brilliance, got one thing wrong: no one is ever truly star-crossed. Having helped create most of the stars, Crowley knew this better than anyone. If the stars were the only forces keeping them apart, he would have rearranged them when Aziraphale finally, agonizingly belatedly, realized he was in love. Instead, he ran, and for good reason.

When tragedy strikes, Haruhi loses more than she thought she ever could. How will she deal with it and how will her friends help her get through? (Really bad summary, It's my first time back on here in years so please hang in there with me!)

A quick one-shot. Chise overslept and Elias is less than enthusiastic about leaving the bed.

"Sorey, none of his perviness rubbed off on you, did it?" After finishing the Earth Trial at the Shrine of Morgause, Mikleo and Sorey sneak away from camp at night to explore the ruins on their own. Mikleo frets over the topic of human mortality, becomes concerned that Pawan is a bad influence on Sorey, and then Sorey has him against a wall. (Sorey/Mikleo)

Chise can't sleep and decides to take a bath. Elias meets her and she asks him to keep her company. She learns he's found her journal and seen some private thoughts, but Elias has thoughts of his own. ChisexElias. A different take on their intimacy. M.

The Ainsworth Household sits down for breakfast on a nice summer morning.

NC "DEATH" AT chap. 15! The Tarot Pack is either a neat psychological tool, or it offers genuine portals to the world of The Other, or it's a good way for plausible bluffers like me to earn 20 quid a reading. Or it could be about Discworld characters...NOW WITH MINOR ARCANA! (building slowly but surely.)

Shiemi and Amaimon find themselves in an unpredictable situation where they end up getting bonded by blood. Can the two manage to get along just enough to remain out in the real world, or do things turn to bitter hatred? [A little rough at the beginning. Amaimon can be a bit unforgiving and crude.] AmaimonxShiemi

The rescued dragons return to the aerie.

Elias introduces Chise to the kissing pomander, and much, much more... A/U, some Manga spoilers, deviates from about ch30 manga. NSFW, and if we squint and make this about two years in the future, Chise will be 17, nearly 18. Mature readers only, please. Here abides monster sex. Don't read if you squick it.

"I am a demigod, okay? Stop that! I will smite you! You want to get...smote? Smoten?" (Reinterpreting the Death myth of Maui)

First, Alucard brought home Seras. Now Alucard is bringing home strays again. Check out what happens this time. It's time to train the next generation of Hellsing. OMG, wait till you see what i've done now. Snipets of Dark Hellsing.

They all laughed when Shiro introduced the prize pack. The rest of team Voltron couldn't believe their leader would go so far. They may be young, but they were fighting a war. They couldn't become motivated by mystery prizes in some silly pack. This is what they told themselves.

Post-Punk Hazard and Pre-Dressrosa, but not a real timeline bc it's non-arc. Law is on the Strawhat's ship. He has various reasons for forming an alliance with them, some logical and some personal. He's hoping to make this journey an exciting one, and is guaranteed to when he gets one of his allies all hot and bothered. What happens when they both catch feelings? yaoi, Law/Luffy.

"Would she fear this side of me...? Or embrace my raging desire...?" Rated M for offensive language and lemons. Contains a main story (NaLu) as well as a few side stories (Multi-character, Romance & Humor, Rated T-M) *Cover image is not mine*

[[UPDATED]] All his life he had only known one calling, his magic. Only problem is, he's starting to see his partner in a funny light. Had she always been this alluring? Suddenly, he can't seem to get his eyes, or his hands, off her. But behind the fanned flames of their fiery romance, a mysterious trio schemes, and their motive could tear the new lovers apart. NaLu.

HPDM slash. Draco knows how to the world is supposed to go: he is a dominant Veela, with a submissive mate. It's rather a surprise to find out that his mate is Harry Potter. It's rather more of one to find out that Harry, having been raised by Muggles, does not know how the world is supposed to go, and has no interest in being a submissive mate. COMPLETE.

The Librarian is looking for a special bookshelf in the depths of L-Space. A little tribute to my favourite author.

Zim has a new mission and its one the Tallest wouldn't be very fond of, If only they new. Eventual ZADR. Rating will probably go up.

[Sanzo Party Platonic.] Too long Goku's been fed scraps of lost remembrances. Now he has had enough, and decides to find out for himself the secrets of his life. But can he find a place for the ghosts of his past alongside the friends of his present? Can his friends? Can Genjo Sanzo?

Prison AU. After killing his roommate in self-defence, Donut is sentenced to life at Valhalla Penitentiary. Surrounded by conmen, blackmailers, murderers and the occasional psycho, it's going to be hard to live long enough to achieve parole... Pairings include: Church/Tucker, Grif/Simmons, Doc/O'Malley, Sheila/Lopez and past Church/Tex.

"To Be Good" #3. After being exiled from Japan Yukio ends up working at his Grandfather's weapons laboratory, but Rin is never far from his thoughts.

HPDM preslash. Spying on suspicious wizards in Animagus form is nothing new for Harry. How was he supposed to know that spying on the Malfoys would be different? COMPLETE.

What happens when the reds, blues, and some freelancers all live on the same apartment floor? No plot, little dabbles, and just random parts my friend and i thought to do.

Everything changes when Roy gets called into Central by Fuhrer Grumman four years after the events of the Promised Day. It doesn't help that the Fullmetal Alchemist keeps invading his thoughts, either. (Pre-Roy/Ed)

HPDM slash. Sequel to Black Phoenix. In the lead up to Draco's election as Minister, Harry Potter broods. Only he can't do that all the time, even with most of Britain's population terrified of him now. So he has to find something else to occupy his time. And being a Benevolently Snarky Dark Lord is it. COMPLETE.

What a laughable farce - as if they were a normal, loving couple. Sanzo/Kougaiji. AU.

Lucy gets a notice that her apartment will be undergoing renovations and has to stay with Natsu for a while. Strange thoughts start to plague her and she has to fight her bodies response to the man she considers her best friend during an adventure they hadn't planned on going on.

Sequel to Shadows of a Future Passed. Harry Potter's shade marched through the Forbidden Forest for six years, until Draco stopped it and brought him back to life. The question both of them face is: Now what?

She was stupid to feel envious of a sheet of paper, she knew it. Even if it was only once though, she wished Usopp would look at her that way.

Lawlu. Law has a "hard" time watching luffy eat ice cream. Heh

After Zim conquers Earth and takes Dib as his personal slave, they board the Massive in haste. Zim not only discovers a shocking secret about his race, but as himself as well. *I'm terrible at summaries* ZaDr. yes, Zim is top :3

Alpha/Omega AU. Kotetsu is a widower, low-ranked hero, and biologically submissive Omega. When Hero TV introduces a new hero, an Alpha named Barnaby, Kotetsu's life gets a hundred times harder as he tries to deflect Barnaby's advances and still do his job. Finding true love is the furthest thing from both of their minds... Deanon from the T&B Anon Meme, K/Tomoe, B/K

Dib falls for an alien in a dress.

Just a short drabble piece between Zim, Dib and Gaz based on chapter 25 of Blue Lips; contains ZADR

HPDM slash, sequel to Easy as Falling. Not only humans were watching on that day the world changed. Now Harry's balancing delegations, work, romance, and trying to keep his phoenix from eating people. Hard work for a Benevolently Snarky Dark Lord. COMPLETE.

Rin had been living in Gehenna since he was 13, Satan had killed Father Shiro and taken Rin back to Gehenna in order to improve his demonic powers. Several years later Ryuji Suguro summoned Rin as his familiar. This story shows the interaction between the two and the development of their relationship. Slight Bonrin.

Yukio had always been the good twin, intelligent, studious, disciplined and, most importantly, not a demon. It was obvious that he only wanted what was best for Rin. Yukio's intentions were one thing Rin would never question, no matter what. After Father Fujimoto's death Yukio went quietly insane. No one noticed.

Feeling abandoned by Dib, Zim decides to get back at him in a different way. But Zim being Zim, no matter how careful, there's always something that goes wrong. ZADR

It's winter, the weather is lousy and having taken the job from heck, Laxus and his teammates are beginning to feel the cold. Tired and grumpy, they can't seem to keep off each other's nerves. Will they be able to hold together while they finish the job and head back to Magnolia? Or will their bickering cause them to leave empty-handed and worse- damage teammates' relationships?

In a life constantly tinged with peril, Usopp and Nami rely on each other for solace. The brush of a hand, the squeeze of an arm, the press of skin against skin... Even in the face of unprecedented turmoil, the simple act of touch manages to give them enough strength to keep moving forward. (Usona)

**NOW OFF HIATUS** "'I wouldn't expect anything less from you. Human pig-scum.' Dib froze at the familiar insult. He finally met the man's steely eyes. The man smiled. 'Let's talk.'" After many years, Zim seeks out Dib. But for what purpose? ZaDR. Rating may change.

As much as Laxus resists the affection of his followers, does he actually miss the clinginess when they're gone? A short, silly story

Dib's POV; How can anyone foresee how the upcoming circumstances can mutate the poisonous hatred, into the most nourishing of love and devotion? Follow this unforgettable story, and discover for yourself how deep the toxins of emotion can run. Rated M for occurring themes later on, and ideas of ZADR. Also featured on deviantArt - including the deleted epilogue

HPDM preslash. Harry and Draco run into each other in Diagon Alley at Christmas, the year after they leave Hogwarts. They make a truce for one hour. COMPLETE.

Sometimes evil is hilarious, sometimes evil is so tragic you forget what evil really is. Evil is often personified in the form of the Devil...so maybe he's just misunderstood. Or maybe he really is just evil. AmaimonxShiemi, not a fluff-fic.

Luffy asks Law a certain question, but he refuses to say yes, so Luffy comes up with a torturing plan to make him. AU, LawLu, manxman, lemons

Sometimes ignorance is bliss but Natsu has always been one to take on his problems head on. Unfortunately his inexperience has left him taking the advice of some very questionable people. The course of true love does not run smooth in this 100-word vignetted tale.

As governess and chaperone to the most sought after debutante in London, Hitomi Kanzaki has had a… somewhat stressful season. But whilst protecting her charge from the perils of seduction, can she truly protect herself from one rogue's dark promise? VH

HPDM, mostly preslash. Harry really doesn't like the way things are going in the wizarding world right now. But who's going to do something about it? Him, that's who! Or, how Harry became a Benevolently Snarky Dark Lord. COMPLETE.

HPDM preslash. Series of one-shots set during eighth year, as Harry and Draco, quietly, make things together.

Drabble. Rin is a dismantled collection of almosts and try harders.

Gilbert, Oz, and Alice bake cookies together. It goes as well as one might expect.

Crack!Fic The Whitebeard Pirates draw up a list of 150 things their beloved fire-using younger brother is forbidden from doing…He finds a lot more to do!

HPDM. Harry has made a sacrifice to protect the wizarding world. And Draco is determined to undo it if it kills him. After all, he would only die of boredom otherwise. COMPLETE.

Oz deals with his problems by brooding in the garden alone. Alice and Gil aren't having any of it. Alice/Oz/Gil.

So having Wash take Church's place is all well and good but a few extra details to help him fool everyone couldn't go amiss right? Another silly lil one shot :)

Don had a drug induced nightmare making him rethink his position in his family. He and his brothers find out just how close they really are. This is supposed to be OT4 which means turtle slash. Donatello centric, turtle incest... Eri, you are lucky I love you.

HPDM slash, sequel to Reap the Hurricane. The emigration to the wild magic world of Hurricane is complete, but not the settling process. Harry and Draco struggle to solidify their bond and the internal politics of the camp, while also going on explorations that prove there is far more to Hurricane than storms. COMPLETE.

Set just after "Thud!" with Vetinari torn between rewarding the Watch for averting war and punishing it for poaching A.E. Pessimal from his Palace staff. The Patrican, a man known for elegant economy, finds a way of doing both - simultaneously.

Natsu and Gray are in a rut and are fighting more often. When Natsu says something he shouldn't, how will Gray handle it? M for a reason.

HPDM slash. A planned Auror raid on a notorious Potions brewer goes wrong. Badly wrong. To the point of 'Harry trapped in a magical house with Draco Malfoy' wrong. And the key to leaving is going to be something that Harry might not have the strength to face. Updated every Monday. COMPLETE.

Rin comes home to the dorm one night and finds that a demon has taken up residence in the bathroom! Yukio wants to get rid of him, but Rin pleads to let him stay. However, the incubus can't control his hunger...what will ensue? RinxYukio mostly, bit of OC

HPDM slash, LMNM. The Ministry is very sorry that its latest experimental artifact blew up on Harry and now he can detect lies. Inquiries are continuing . They would probably be even sorrier if they knew that Draco Malfoy has hired Harry to help him find his father, who's escaped Azkaban. Unspeakables are working around the clock! COMPLETE.

HPDM slash. How many life debts can one person owe? COMPLETE.

"Never. Again." The scythe meister could only nod faintly in agreement as her weapon's cackle and the sound of a high-five rang through the air. 50 themes. T for safety. Canon, AU and ALL pairings should be expected. Slash Warning. Character Death Warning.

Saiyuki characters' musings on various topics concerning each other, their situations, & things that don't make a lick of sense. Totally random and not serious in the least. OOC at times.

Sophie is terrified of being a rubbish mother, especially as it seems that her only son prefers his father over her.

AU: January 2nd, 1985; "Wanted- Band member. Must have patience." Allen Walker's gonna need a whole lot more than just patience to keep up with their world of music and life. :KandaAllen, LaviAllen

To Zoro's surprise, Sanji takes a step towards friendship, using food as his cover. Now their new friendship is deepening fast and Sanji almost can't keep up. Warnings: Language, violence, yaoi.

HPDM slash. They were right, the old wizards who thought Parseltongue was a Dark gift. As Harry begins his fall from the Light, fighting desperately all the way, Draco is happy to take advantage. COMPLETE.

An encounter with Seiten Taisei goes in an unexpected direction, and when Sanzo is tempted he gets more than he bargained for. ST/Sanzo, Goku/Sanzo. Warning: Dub-con.

Have you ever caught part of a conversation and just gotten the wrong end of the stick? Poor Gojyo tries to make sense of what the hell is happening to the world when Goku is this open about sex, and to Sanzo no less. Warning s : Gojyo's mind bless him. Sanzo for his skilled pro-active hands-on treatment of Goku.

HPDM. After the war, many people decide to leave for uninhabited but magical worlds. On the eve of his immigration to a new world called Hurricane, accompanied by his friends and godson, Harry discovers that Draco Malfoy is also on the list of emigrants. COMPLETE. Sequel on the way.

HPDM slash, oneshot. Draco opened a box he shouldn't have opened, and now his magic is growing out of control. Enter former Auror trainee Harry Potter, who's looking for a new career, and interested in helping Draco. COMPLETE.

Oneshot companion to 'Wingspan.' Uses for Toothless' fire. I couldn't come up with a creative title.

Sequel to 'Letters from Exile.' HPDM slash. Harry and Draco's new relationship is tested by a new case, people Draco would prefer to forget, and the mysterious notes from nowhere. Who or what is the morning star? Eighth fic in the Cloak and Dagger series. COMPLETE

Toothless' wings have other uses besides flying. Oneshot!

Avengers watching Loki in his cell. More precisely in a bathroom that should have been there. I can't even summarize it. Warnings: poor crack and gay gayness that no amount of non-gayness would ungay.

Overcoming Doumeki's silence, and Watanuki's denial. The power of words, and of masks. DoumekiXWatanuki. COMPLETE.

Series of random minifics from the Teamwork universe. Main pairing NaruSasuSaku, other pairings, other POVs, might not follow Teamwork canon.

HPDM slash. When Harry stumbles into a magical ritual meant to enslave Draco, he manages to create a bond that leaves Draco with some free will. And the ability to irritate Harry in the name of "guarding" him. COMPLETE.

HPDM preslash, sequel to 'Working With Them.' Harry and Draco hunt a twisted whose artifacts don't seem dangerous. But appearances can be deceiving. Sixth fic in the Cloak and Dagger series. COMPLETE.

Discovering something as crucial as the fact that he had done something as incredibly stupid as fall in love with a girl was bound to have some sort of affect on him. He felt as if he was being born a second time, now as something a little more human.

Dib's miserable high school life takes a strange turn when his long-time arch nemesis Zim proposes a temporary truce. What could Zim be up to this time? Eventual ZADR. ON HIATUS

To him, to 'Lavi', Allen was just one thing. LAVEN.

AU: Van is no Price Charming and Hitomi, a local merchant's daughter, is far from Cinderella. But when Hitomi's father strikes a deal to marry her off...

Brook writes a song for the Christmas holidays.The crew overreacts.

Yukio makes Rin help him clean his guns and Rin admits to being 'fascinated' by them. Twincest and mild gun play.

HPDM preslash, sequel to Sister Healer. Isla Rudie, the newest Auror in the Socrates Corps, watches Aurors Potter and Malfoy at work and... work. COMPLETE.

HPDM preslash. Harry and Draco hunt a series of twisted with a grudge against a Healer, and investigate rumors of a new Dark Lord. Fourth fic in the Cloak and Dagger series, sequel to Rites of the Dead. COMPLETE.

They need this class for the paper. Or do they? One shot

NaruSasuSaku OT3. Sequel to Teamwork. Training, house, baby, Kyuubi, Itachi, oh my. What, you thought life would be easy? ABANDONED, detailed summary of the ending linked in my profile.

AU, HPDM pre-slash. Draco returns to teach at a Hogwarts haunted by the specter of Harry Potter. The other professors think nothing can be done, but Draco is not so sure. What exactly happened on that night when Potter went to face the Dark Lord? COMPLETE

Zoro asks Sanji a question. One-shot.

Not that that's anything unusual. Bon tries to be subtle. Rin is dense. BonxRin, rated for language.

HPDM slash, creaturefic. Given phoenix wings by a misfired curse, Harry wants to get rid of them as soon as possible. But Draco Malfoy has a strange investment in his keeping them. COMPLETE.

Preslash, HPDM. Harry and Draco at a fellow Auror's funeral, reflecting on losses of their own. Third in the Cloak and Dagger series, sequel to Invisible Sparks and Hero's Funeral. COMPLETE.

HPDM preslash. Auror Harry Potter is used to visions of violent death, but now he's having ones that include his own while also coping with a dark case. Luckily his partner Draco Malfoy is there to help. Sequel to Invisible Sparks. COMPLETE.

Yukio helps Rin with his homework and discovers some interesting facts about his brother's tail in the process. Yukio/Rin, Twincest. And I mean the M rating!

When a thick spiritual miasma descends over the entire country side, Watanuki is forced to go to Doumeki for help, but he doesn't realize that the archer's feelings go beyond friendship. In the end, love is more complicated than either boy can imagine.

HPDM preslash, oneshot. Auror Eric Latham watches as the two newest members of Socrates Corps meet for the first time as partners. First in the Cloak and Dagger series. COMPLETE.

Rin's thoughts and woes on tail binding during his first weeks at True Cross Academy. Mephisto provides some useful tips.

How many times does it take to get Lucy to believe him? Luckily for Natsu, it only takes him three. Three grueling, heart-breaking times. Natsu/Lucy. Lemon.

Run your fingers through my soul. For once, just once, feel exactly what I feel, believe what I believe, perceive as I perceive, look, experience, examine, and for once; just once, understand. A one-shot and drabble collection. SoMa. TWT. COMPLETED

As a Hunter, Doumeki Shizuka never expected to become the prey. When a powerful being sets his sights on him, his story becomes a descent into madness...and bliss. Dou/Wata. Yaoi. A/U. Very Explicit

In need of a performing arts credit for her transcript, Haruhi seeks piano lessons from Tamaki. The result is a bit more bonding than either of them ever expected. When the heir is willing to give up anything for a commoner, what is the Suoh family to do?

In the not too distant future Seras Victoria is woken up in a world in upheaval. Chapters 49 is up and have been corrected by the kind efforts of Chaos Sparda.

When invited to the Evans' house for Christmas, Maka insists she and Soul go. Will the joy of the holidays bring the two together?

The universe seemed to be laboring under the impression that Samuel Vimes would always be there

Christmas break takes a turn for the worst when mysterious things start to happen with the gang. What dark secrets and hidden loves unravel themselves as the days until Christmas go by?

Soul does not see the highlights of sharing an apartment with a girl his age, seriously. — SoulMaka.

Hardison is teasing Eliot and Eliot was only looking for his missing phone.

It's Christmastime in Death City as a desperate search for the perfect Secret Santa gift goes amiss...NOT cool. Can Soul make the impossible happen in time, or will he be forced to rely on a holiday miracle?

During an annual trip to the border reaches of his kingdom the young king Heero finds a nearly dead slave in a ditch and takes him home. He soon discovers there are mysteries upon mysteries behind the big violet eyes that enchant him. COMPLETED.

Allen's slipping, and nothing he does can hide it any more. They want him taken away, locked up until he finally disappears and the Fourteenth takes his place. Yullen. Mrated epilogue now up. Read Chap17 at own risk! Chap18 prologue for sequel! X

Everyone takes Tarrant's riddle the wrong way...

Time marches on, but Goku doesn't - and he's not happy about it.

These are 6 drabbles featuring various characters exploring that the idea that we all do things that only our sleeping partners see. Canon pairings except for Vetinari/Drumknott . Characters: Sam Vimes, Adora, William de Worde, Carrot, Vetinari, Death.

Sometimes even the toughest of us get a lesson. Heero and Halloween and a little kid.

What are Wufei and Duo blowing up now?

She's addicted. But she can't tell him because he'll say she's crazy. How, then, can she possibly obtain what she craves most?

"You-you pervert!" Watanuki stammers. But who's really the pervert?

Kid wants to fix Chrona's symmetry once and for all. However, when Chrona points out something important about symmetry, the Grim Reaper is turned on... -ChroKid oneshot-

The summer heat wave is merciless & Lucy's plans to keep cool take an unexpected change when she comes home to find Grey and Natsu in her living room. One-shot. NatsuxLucyxGrey yup, you saw that right . Mature readers only please.

Companion stories. In one, Relena demands respect in a very lady like way. Or not. In the other, Lady Une has a bad day.

A monkey awakes in the night, horrors still clinging to him like the hands of the dead. How do his companions deal with these nighttime horrors?

They fight demons, defend Scriptures and are absolutely badass. But can they change a tire?

Yuuko Ichihara lay on the couch in her living room, panting and gasping, her hands clinging to any part of her part-timer, Kimihiro Watanuki, they could manage to find. “Watanuki,” she moans, pulling him closer. “It hurts.” -- OneShot

Gaz will never go into Dib's room again. Drabble/Ficlet ZADR

Sanzo and Hakkai go out for a walk on a cold, winter's day, but Hakkai has a plan to heat things up. 38, Sanzo x Hakkai

- "If you hadn’t been so stupid as to attack us, none of this would have happened…if you hadn’t almost killed him, you wouldn’t have had to die. But you did and this is the end you deserve." - *unusual POV*

A series of events leads to Watanuki moving in with the Doumeki family. Also a stray ghost who is most definitely not a stranger comes to stay at the shop, and there is lots of wine. Doumeki/Watanuki, Clow/Yuuko.

Luffy asks Shanks about drunk people. ONE-SHOT Enjoy :D

Slight AU Junior, due to his power of intangibility, ends up in many, MANY embarrassing mishaps throughout the series. And by “mishaps”, I mean that the poor boy goes through things when he... shouldn’t.

Is ex-Gundam Pilot Duo Maxwell behind those heists and murders? Preventers Chang and Yuy want to find out, but the backlash from the Newtypes' sudden coming out throws a wrench in their investigation. Psychic powers, yaoi and het, pairings inside.

-My first fanfic please be kind..- It was how sanji find an idea to say his love for Zoro.

Naruto never thought his lovers would stab him in the back like that. Evil. Pure evil. NaruSasuSaku silliness, oneshot, complete.

“Hitomi,” Van whispered softly to her, his bare hands gently holding her delicately smaller ones, “be my queen. Marry me.” Van/Hitomi, rated for explicit content.

The now-infamous Monkey D. Luffy is as stupid a lover as he is a captain. Roronoa Zoro thinks he should have expected as much. ZoroLuffy. Lol ghei.

Luffy's relationship with Ace is observed by his crew during the Alabasta arc. LuffyAce

Luffy’s had his eyes on Ace for a while. Maybe this is his chance to make a move. AU. LuffyxAce

Emergency Laundry Day in the NaruSasuSaku household. Drop your clothes. Now. Rated M for adult humor. Complete.

The whole fat world’s a naked model posing for a treasure map, flaws dolled up by X’s. — Cheshire Cat

This never happened. It depends on a differnt person being there at the end of "feet of Clay". But he wasn't. So it's a horrible little fantasy from my horrible little mind. It's about sex. Not just gender. A different sort of sex. Read on.

KroryxMiranda Follow these two as they find friendship and comfort in eachother's faults.But Miranda runs into a slight problem when she realizes she's in love with her new best friend...who has a serious dead girlfriend problem.

When new visions begin to plague her, Hitomi returns to Gaea to learn about war, hope, and love. Van&Hitomi with an appearance from nearly everyone else! Thanks for reading!

Lavi's troublemaking earns him and Kanda a punishment of laundry duty. And if there's something Kanda won't let Lavi to get away with, it's staring at Lenalee's dirty underwear. KandaLavi, Yuvi, yaoi, part-crack. For the LaviYu day.

Lavi's personality isn't what anyone in the Order beleives it to be. He lets his mask slip around Kanda... But Junior Bookman isn't as friendly as he's been pretending. Warnings: yaoi, smut, dub-con. Happy LaviYuu day!

Lavi falls sick on a mission to France, and Kanda finds himself unwittingly taking care of the sick redhead.

La....vi....." Lavi froze upon hearing his name and looked at the door in surprise. A random idea that occured to me in the more boring hours of my own day. WARNING, RATED M FOR A REASON

Sound carries -- especially sound you don't want to carry, to the ears of the one person who shouldn't have heard... Not like this. Thanks, Kanda. //Marie/Miranda//

Sometimes, a badge is useful... Drabbles about Vetinari

When allen Walker asked her in the middle of the night, "What will happen to innocence once the war is over?" she wasn't sure what his intentions were. But she soon understood he wanted to say "what will happen if my innocence left me once again?"

“Don’t be so shocked,” the forty-eighth whispered, leaning forward so his still-bloody lips painted his future’s ear a bright hue, “we have the same blood, don’t we?” -Oneshot of Lavi and his former self. Implications of Deak/Lavi. Rated M for violence.

Previously published at livejournal. In which Vetinari rules on an application to form a new Guild, strongly opposed by Rosie Palm.

In which the girls of the Watch go out on the town with friends and a very special guest and make some noise. In the Blue Cat Club, someone long missed returns to Ankh-Morpork, helped by two disreputable Gods. An unforgettable girls' night out.

Sybil and Sam are taking the long way home after the coronation of the Low King. Eschewing Escrow - too many vampires - they arrive in Lancre. Sybil turns detective - she caught it from Sam - and resolves the last puzzles of a Night at the Opera.

RE-WRITTEN. One-shot. 'The large window had a human-shaped hole in it. Cross peered outside, staring down at something, and Allen was nowhere to be seen.' Cross does care about his pupil - honest.

HPDM slash. Let others fling themselves at Harry; let them act like fools. Draco knew the way to win Harry's heart was to go so slowly he wouldn't realize you were doing it. Threeshot.

He mourned for the beautiful soul that was and had been forever trapped like an angel chained in the fires of hell itself. A Komui and Hevlaska story with Lenalee as well.

Doumeki takes the initiative. Watanuki tries not to complain… too much. Panting and a long, thick, wooden stick is involved. Rated M for a Misunderstanding.

What happens between the four friends, when there is a lack of space to sleep on a mission? How will they deal with such an obstacle? A humorous CRACK story with hintings of AllenLenalee and even milder, friendshippy LaviYu.

Himiwari and Doumeki do not hang out without Watanuki. So why then has she asked to meet Doumeki at the trios favorite cake shop, just the two of them? Contains implied Douwata, HimiWata, and what may be interpreted as DouHimi, but was not intended to be.

Watanuki was used to dreaming about strange things. He was even used to dreaming about strange people. What he was not used to, was dreaming about *him* in *that* way... and pulling that dream into reality. Last chapter up! WataDou

To the Straw Hats, dysfunctional is as normal as anything. A look into Luffy's family.

After fighting and being wrongly accused of hitting on Lenalee, Allen and Kanda, whilst on the run from Komui, realize they have feelings for each other

Oneshot, HPDM slash. Harry and Ginny are getting married because, well, it's what everyone expects them to do. It's like Draco Malfoy to start Courting Harry right in the middle of the wedding preparations.

Watanuki finds himself listing seven very tempting things that he hated about his employer. YuukoxWatanuki. Implied smut, so M. Amen.

SasuNaru. AU. He'd rather think about Sasuke punching him, kissing him. It's weird, but normal-weird. It's not waking up handcuffed to a lead pipe and being held down as a psycho with his father's face calls him 'my son' and carves up his cheeks.

Hidden desires don't stay hidden for very long. Lavi/Lenalee, Kanda/Allen.

It was given to Lenalee. She gave it to Miranda. Now poor Krory is left anemic because of it all. Rating just to be safe.

What could go wrong while taping the anime? Multiple things if Black Allen gets involved! The Bloopers and short lived adventures behind the scenes! Rated for Language and suggestive nature

HPDM slash. The world Harry helped save is darkening and changing around him, and he doesn't think he can save it a second time. Maybe hiding a fugitive Draco Malfoy is a start, however.

Be careful with who you bump into, they might be covered in... glue?

Youki go into yearly heat. This year is Goku’s first time. Sanzo/Goku get together, with a little Gojyo/Hakkai thrown in.

One-shot. 'Allen Walker, the walking replica of a bean sprout, waved from behind a face half-hidden by a t-shirt. He was just about level with Kanda and didn't seem too bothered that he happened to be dangling upside-down...' It was one of those days.

After Luffy stabs himself and turns into a rubberman, Shanks attempts to stop the fury that is Ace to rain upon him. Unfortunately...

Sanzo has one moral left...and Hakkai, Gojyo and Goku are just the ones to break it. YAOI, GojxHak, SanxGok, with some GojxSan, GojxGok, SanxHak, HakxGok. R rated version on adultfanfiction under CharMoonraven member tools, search for Corrupting Sanzo.

When Watanuki confesses to Himawari, gets turned down and cries alone, what will happen? Who fill comfort him? WataxDou, Yaoi. If you're not comfortable with gay relationships, don't read. Lemon in teh third chapter.

A condition that includes absence of directional sense. Maybe that's why the Straw Hats were all surprised to see Zoro that morning after they left Water 7. Drabble.

Fou smirked. Well, think about it- your goal is not to get killed by Cross, right? Then who better to ask for help from than the person who no doubt knows him best? Cross/Komui/Bak, Lavi/Allen, and shameless Link abuse.

Coppers would be far too suspicious of anyone calling themselves a god of policing to actually believe in them. However, official denials are also something coppers won't believe. If only Vimes wasn't too much the ultimate policeman to claim godhood...

*Don't read me, I'm old and terrible* What's this? there's a massive fight going on between Byakuya and Ichigo? why? what has Ichigo done to make Byakuya angry? strange things are happening, people are gathering and popcorn is passed d all alone Renji gets a little twitchy... YAOI M

HPDM slash, oneshot. Draco has the most brilliant plan to get back at Potter ever. He should really get that assumption looked at.

One day while cleaning, Watanuki finds a picture. Vague YuukoClow.

Vetinari, on Vimes, Carrot, the nature of belief, the perils of being believed in, the woman they all belong to & the women they cheat on their work with. Morporkia is a selfish mistress.

Left behind from a mission, Duo learns the rest of the pilots are captured. As the only one who can save his friends he must battle an alterego that is consuming everything within him, while proving his worth, strength, and love... or lose himself trying.

Apparently for a space pirate, anything goes, and at the tender age of fourteen, Jim’s about to figure out what it means to become a real man. GenexJim Yaoi Lemon Oneshot

Nenene is restless the first long summer night after Yomiko and Nancy depart for more travels around the world, and discovers that she isn't the only one. A first summer night, a first move made... and a first kiss. MaggiexNenene. Shoujo-ai.

For Dhampir 72 and momosportif with love. Lavi makes his choice to be a Bookman and turns his friends into mere records: The Lotus Kanda , The Heart Lenalee , The Clock Miranda , The Lover Krory , The Destroyer Allen , and The Patron Komui .

MirandaKrory one shot. Worst case scenario style with q&a bits. If anyone had to be wandering about in the dark alone, Miranda would not be the best choice. And in the dark with strange noises is even worse! Hoshino owns D Gray Man. Please read and enjoy!

DH SPOILERS, HPDM slash. Harry is bored after the war. When he accidentally finds a file indicating that the Ministry was less than just to the Malfoy family, he decides helping them can be his next pet project. COMPLETE

It's funny how something so little can make everything change. Maggie x Nenene, oneshot

Integra has turned down pretty much all of the other Knight’s sons. The Queen has had enough and choses for her. But who does she chose? Will Integra fall for this strange man or will her honor hold out? IxOOC, AxS full summ. inside

Pure fluff. Two of the nicest characters in Card Captor Sakura and Fruits Basket are left out in the cold. They'd be good for each other, and so: this crossover.

COMPLETE. DH SPOILERS, HPDM preslash. Harry was convinced he had an ordinary, if inconvenient, life. Then Ron and Hermione vanished into the Department of Mysteries. And it seems the only person who might know where they are is a mute Draco Malfoy.

What would happen if the Gundams were actually alive yet no one knew until a certain braided pilot stumbled upon their secret? What would happen if all but one knows that Duo knows their secret? Chaos, that's what!

One-shot ZADR. Prof Membrane catches his son making out with a male alien. How far can his denial go when faced with such evidence?

You are not wrong, who deem that my days have been a dream.

He always knew that there was something... wrong about turning into an animal, no one else did when ever they got hugged. But then again, how do you ask someone something like that? [Fruits BaskerGundam Wing Xover] 1x2. [warning: sippy cups included]

On her first night with her new roommate, Wendy learns a few unpleasant lessons about caring for a baby. Well, for this baby, at any rate. Featuring Baby!Junior, Confused!Wendy, and Annoyed!Joker. Absurdity warning is in effect.

Milliardo has been sentenced to exile and slavery for his treachery to Relena. Duo askes Wufei for a favor. The sequel to The Sampson Effect

Trunks writes an essay about his family...much to the disbelief of a certain teacher. WARNING: mentions of Yaoi and Yuri

Sequel to Lord of my Heart! There is another war that is brimming on the horizon. What will happen when WWII lands on the front doorstep of the hell beings? Will Alucard and Seras be able to stay out of it for long? AxS

HPDM slash, DH SPOILERS, but ignores epilogue. Draco knew Potter had changed, but he never suspected how much until Granger asked his help to get Potter back to normal. Oneshot.

SLASH, HET and SPOILERS for episode 100! Directly following episode 100, Church is beginning to break down after everything that has happend. Is he really losing his mind, or is something else happening in Blue base?

Every group has inside jokes and at seven years old Luffy had created an inside joke among the Red Haired Pirate Crew that is now also a prank ten years later.

First Arc: The more Alucard learns about Seras, the more she reminds him about his first bride. Strangefully, Alucard acts like he hates her. Pushing the poor fledgling to the limits. Will he ever manage to swallow his past and get along with her ? AxS

Short, slightly crossover story about a dark Read or Die future.

-"This has to be a joke," Sanji muttered, poking at the colored petals. Zoro couldn't have just given him flowers. ZxS. Complete

Just another day on the Going Merry . . . . ZxL or nakamania, whichever you desire.

This is not the scene where supernatural forces coerce them into having sex. This is the argument they had afterwards.

A little prank by a customer of Yuuko's ends up giving her what turns out to be her worst nightmare yet.

Kenpachi has no respect for amateurs.

Watanuki comes to a realization about Doumeki.

Watanuki is getting thrown out of his apartment and Doumeki makes an unexpected offer. How well will the boy who sees spirits get along with his rival's family?

While undercover in the living world, Zaraki has to go to a parent teacher conference to discuss Yachiru’s interesting take on a class assignment.

Vimes Version. Multiple Chapters planned.

Even tough guys like Kenpachi have to deal with bureaucratic BS.

It was like a constant game of keepaway between those two, an endless stream of quick, shy glances and awkward moments where two sets of eyes met. It drove Sanji up a wall, so he decided to try and do something about it...but did he need to? [ZoLu]

It's indecently hard to get privacy on this ship. Luckily, nobody wants it. Nobody ships like Nami ships: Merryshipping.

Ryoko plans a revenge on Ayeka. And now, Ayeka strikes back!

DISCONTINUED. yaoi 1x2, 3x4 various pairings. Returning from a mission, Heero cuts through a wood and has an encounter which will definitely change him... Werewolf fic. Will never be completed.

Written with a friend of mine: Watanuki is perfectly aware of how he feels and exactly what he wants. But getting a certain stoic, and obviously as dense as bricks, Doumeki Shizuka to know about them is the hard part.

Months after Kyo's forced transformation, things have changed in the Sohma household and Kyo and Yuki seem to be a little tense. Anime based [KyoxYuki] Rated M for sexual situations.

[FEMMSLASH! RyokoAyeka....if you don't like don't read] Ayeka must find a partner or her parents will find one for her. What happens when the person she believes can never be hers feels the same way?

Duo discovers that Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned when he turns down the advances of a coworker. 1x2,yaoi

Wu Fei is Duo Maxwell's partner. When they are both injured during a mission, and have to be taken care of by Heero Yuy, they discover things about each other that they never knew. 1x2x5, yaoi

Alucard is bored. So what to do? Well a trip to the arcade, of course. AxS oneshot.

When the Going Merry stops at an island to gather supplies, Zoro meets a strange girl whom seems to believe that he's supposed to fall in love with her. Chaos insues as he attempts to fight off her and the scary Sueauthor who controls the fic. Pairings: Z

Wufei has a little temper tantrum.

Integra takes the curse of eternal life to ensure the survival of Hellsing. A Hellsing fanfic cliche with a twist. IxS. Yuri. Semi-explicit lemon. The problem with Chapter 9 has been fixed.

NaruSasuSaku. Why are Naruto, Sasuke and Sakura waking up in the same bed anyway? What has got the Council so freaked? How will Team 7 cope with the repercussions? OT3, not love triangle. With plot! COMPLETE

YAOIThe importance of something unimportant. Like underwear. You wear it everyday unless you lead a very adventurous life and barely notice that it’s there, but you don’t want to be caught dead in the wornout one. But this fic isn't about underwear...

NaruSasu, yuri and het. Sasuke discovers something about the Uchiha clan. Drunkness and sexy no jutsu shenanigans ensue. complete.

Duo swears he can too cook, but what does a street rat cook? Do you really want to know?

Quatre is such a nice guy people always forget he was a Gundam Pilot with sometimes unfortunate consequences. A simple night on the town.

Duo follows Relena through a day in her life and finds out that it's not that easy being Relena. Third in the Corrupting Relena series.

What might happen if Seras had found a wounded Alexander Anderson after the battle with Incognito? Can an understanding ever be reached? SerasAnderson, set after Episode 13 Epilogue up, COMPLETE!

Duo hates the book he's reading but it gives Heero an idea. Just general sillieness

Heero, a slave under Lord J, finds a creature in the woods and gets more than he barganed for. Yaoi. Finished.

Relena has Duo over for a Saturday. He never does get to teach her to spit. Sequel to Corrupting Relena

Relena promises Heero that she will take care of Duo who has been shot with a drugged dart. Relena and Duo in the same room for more than ten minutes? Oh, My.

Duo has a very unusual Erogenous Zone. A little Hentai.

Duo's having a hard time coping with his alter-ego, Shinigami, and needs Heero's help, and his love. COMPLETE!

Their bond was created with blood and death. Enforced with loneliness and boredom. What else is coming their way? Lo and behold, afterlife is a busy time. AxC

Finding the One Piece had always been the goal. But had any of them truly realized the cost of becoming Pirate King, the most wanted man in the world?

COMPLETE! Chapter 5 up! Cowritten by Isachan! We know Yuki and Kyou don't get along, but do you really know why? Is there any way they can heal a hurt this deep?

The other knights invite Integra to a Halloween ball...unfortunately for them, she's allowed guests. It's going to be a night to remember...(COMPLETE)

yaoi; 1x2, 3x4, 5x13, 6x9 -- The entire Willing Slave Arc (begins with Explaining to the Preventers arc and includes all sidefics) COMPLETE

Oneshot. Ever wondered how Maru and Moro came to Yuuko? Here's a short fic dedicated to them. Pls R&R!

Written for the March 15, 2004, or more accurately 3x1x5x2x4 day Challenge. That should tell you enough. (warning, BDSM themes, though nothing explicit)

They go together as well as fire and ice, but they're stuck. . . AxI. No, not THAT A.

What happens when you have more than one Maxwell? Besides Wufei going insane, that is. This is a jab at Duo, so please don't flame.

A fledgling vampire and an immortal priest, chatting away in a crowded pub at one thirty on Christmas morning...(Possible ooc warning)

~*Complete*~ Yaoi! 1x2! Heero a new student in a new school is about to have his world turned up-side down. All to soon he's caught up in the arms of an angel and the fight of his life...

A desperate Relena still clings to the hope that Heero might love her. But her obsession soon manifests itself into hatred for the one person she knows that Heero worries about the most, even if the perfect soldier himself is too blind to see it. 1x2x1

This deals with the comic atrocities that our poor demi-saiyan Gohan is forced to endure during bring your father to school day. It now also deals with the aftermath of that day. Trust me--Gohan isn't suffering alone this time! Ch 25 9/21/02

01 likes 02, 02 accidentally encourages him, chaos ensues... or so I like to think. shounen-ai, 1+2, some 5+2, 3+2, and hints towards 4+2... who would've thought Duo was so wanted, ne? **COMPLETED! I think** maybe somewhat improved, too

The Bebop gang goes undercover at an institute for troubled families to catch a shrink with a shady past. Luckily, dysfunction isn't a stretch for them. Complete. Rated R for potty mouths.

*sob* Deathfic... *sob* Also, a little bit of 1+2, but it doesn't deserve the warning. Just read it if you can stand deathfics, it's not that long.

Havelock Vetinari is kidnapped and tortured, leaving Sam Vimes to examine his real feelings for the Patrician. WARNING: SLASH SLASH SLASH, implied non-con, implied torture. If you don't like the idea of Vimes/Vetinari, DON'T READ THIS. (There, you've been