Lece: Hello Everyone! I know many of you know that I normally try to put humor into all my stories now matter what.

Lavi: I believe they get all that from reading them…Example: Lavi's Babysitting Adventures, Pink, Trembling Heart, Rhode's Birthday Wish, etc.

Lece: Anyway, here is another attempt at some humor.

Lavi: Is it good enough to make Yuu-chan laugh?

Lece: I'm not that talented and GET BACK INTO THE ANIME BEFORE THE DIRECTOR KILLS ME!

Lavi: But fucking with your mind is so much fun!

Lece: (Glares evilest glare while holding up giant frying pan)

Lavi: LECELAMONA LECELANET MARZAKEY DOES NOT OWN D. GRAY-MAN OR THE CHARACTERS! (Runs back into TV)

Lece: Thanks for the Disclaimer Lavi! Now on with the attempted humor!

D. GRAY-MAN BLOOPERS

Level 1: Allen's Memories

Mark 1 Scene 72 Take 63

See little Allen sitting at tomb stone. Earl appears to him and little Allen looks up.

"Mana Walker shall I resurrect him for you?" The Earl asked young Allen.

Young Allen looks at the Earl and blinks. The Earl sweat drops.

"Santa?" young Allen says making the Earl and half the crew do a face flop.

Mark 1 Scene 72 Take 67

See little Allen sitting at tomb stone. Earl appears to him and little Allen looks up.

"Mana Walker shall I resurrect him for you?" The Earl asked young Allen.

Young Allen looks at the Earl and blinks. The Earl sweat drops and so does the filming crew.

"Are you the Easter Bunny?" young Allen asked making the Earl face flop and half the crew laugh including the Noah cast.

Mark 1 Scene 72 Take 60

See little Allen sitting at tomb stone. Earl appears to him and little Allen looks up.

"Mana Walker shall I resurrect him for you?" the Earl asked young Allen.

Young Allen looks at the Earl wide eyed. The Earl sweat drops and looks to the director. He points to young Allen who has tears in his eyes.

"We have a problem." The Earl said.

"MOM!" young Allen yelled making the Earl jump back. "I THINK IT'S A PERVERT!"

Noah cast is heard laughing their ass's off and the Exorcist crew is also laughing hard.

"I AM NOT A PERVERT! I AM AN EVIL VILLAIN!" The Earl said as young Allen stuck his tongue out at the Earl.

"Yeah right you sick villain!" Young Allen said as Allen ran over to him trying not to laugh.

"Sorry…(snickers)…Earl…" Allen said as he picked the boy up.

"Kids today where the hell do they get this stuff? Video Games? 16 plus Animes?" The Earl said making everyone laugh.

Mark 2 Scene 45 Take 3

­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­General Cross knells before young Allen. Young Allen is leaning against Mana's cross.

"Akuma are doomed souls." General Cross says to young Allen. "Come with me and I'll teach you how to become an exorcist."

Everyone waits. Young Allen looks up at General Cross.

"No." he replies making Cross sweat drop.

"Please come with me." Cross said.

"No." Young Allen replies again.

"I have candy." Cross said holding up a bag. "We'll see plenty of girls."

"You're a sick old man." Young Allen said making half the crew burst into laughter.

"Are you paying him to do this?" Lavi asks Allen in the back.

"Oh yeah." Allen whispered back. "100 Dollars a day."

"You are evil." Lavi said.

"Wait till next week." Allen said making Lavi sweat drop.

"This won't end well for the Anime." Lavi said as Young Allen and Cross start to fight.

CUT!

To be continued…

Kanda: That was a short chapter.

Allen: What are you doing here?

Kanda: I was told souba would be here.

Allen: (Sweat drops)

Lece: Alright readers. Tell me what you think!

IMPORTANT NOTICE!

THOSE WHO WISH TO SEE MORE BLOOPERS…5 REVIEWS ARE REQUIED FOR AN UPDATE!

ALSO, SUGGESTIONS FOR BLOOPER SCENES ARE WELCOME. WHIETHER IT BE FROM THE ANIME OR THE MANGA. Please name the episode by NUMBER and the manga by CHAPTER.

Till next we meet! Be safe!